Chapter Twenty-Eight: One Thousand and One Punches

The audience had a heated debate about how big the little brain hole was, and the final argument turned out that there was no upper limit to the accuracy of the answer here.

Since that day, Ding Wei and his friends have gone black, and they have found that for otaku, games are more attractive than beauties, and a beautiful anchor who can stir up the atmosphere in the game and can catch the interaction of the stalks of the house boys is more popular.

Otaku have their own very withdrawn spiritual world, but they are very eager for the approval of others, and this recognition does not necessarily need much affirmation, as long as the stalk in the conversation can be matched, it will make them very comforting.

The experience of that day, coupled with the experience of doing live broadcasts with You Xintong, made Ding Wei gradually find the main vein of doing live broadcasts.

On a new day, Ding Wei boxed, copied books, practiced songs, and after the end, started the live broadcast of the new day.

"Hello everyone, this is a small live broadcast room, the guys who just woke up from a nap quickly wash their faces, don't appear in front of me dirty, and try to turn up the voice a little higher at work, maybe you will become the same as the boss in the future, and then be promoted and raised to become the CEO and then marry Xiaojuan next door home, and then go to the peak of life. Also, although you have been complaining about me without makeup, you have to think that it is because of me that your unicorn arm can rest. So hurry up and thank me, hahaha! ”

Different from the past, after the launch, the audience was stupid to provoke the topic before doing passive interaction, as soon as it was launched today, Ding Wei took the initiative to chat with the camera, quickly stirring up the atmosphere, although there were only 600 people waiting for her on time, but the barrage refresh speed was no less than 10,000 people.

"Next, I'll sing you a song, hey, don't say it's not good! As long as you silently recite in your hearts that the little singing is so good, and the little singing is so good, you will find that this world is actually very beautiful! ”

[Is the miserable life of living by psychological hints about to begin? 】

[Do you know what Ah Q's Q skill is? 】

[The passive skill should be: the son beats the father, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt. 】

……

Ding Wei ignored the barrage's complaints, closed his eyes and concentrated, let his emotions go, and after waiting for five seconds, he directly opened his voice and sang: "The wolf smoke rises, the rivers and mountains look north, the tornado rises, the horse grows, the sword qi is like frost, and the heart is like the Yellow River......"

[Squirted ......]

【My Coke ......】

【My Orange Juice ......】

【My Milk ......】

【My Soy Milk ......】

【My Little Star ......】

【My Breast ......】

[What the hell is breast milk?] 】

[Can an unweaned child play with the computer?] 】

[What about the old lady and the child! ] How to drop?! 】

[Only my mother is good ...... in the world]

[Dare to ask where is the young woman's road? 】

"I feel like I'm going to sing this one, and I think I can sing another one." At the end of a song, Ding Wei coughed twice, took a sip of water, and decided to take out the few songs he had practiced during this time to show off.

At this time, an ID named Wu Xiaowu appeared in the live broadcast room, and he rewarded an ingot.

Ding Wei's eyes lit up when he saw this ID, and he immediately forgot about singing: "Oh, you're here, is yesterday's gambling contract still counted?" ”

Wu Xiaowu【...... Count] to reward an ingot.

Wu Xiaowu [bar......] rewarded an ingot.

Ding Wei immediately stood in front of the sandbag and said: "One punch and one treasure chest, look at it, my efforts all night have not been in vain!" Ding Wei measured the distance with his arm, stood still, pressed his fingers against the sandbag, then clenched his fist and breathed slightly-snap! There was a bang on the sandbag, and the sandbag flew up and hit the wall and bounced back.

"How? What do you think? Is it standard? Ding Wei shouted at the camera.

Wu Xiaowu [Count it as one!] Rewarded a treasure chest.

Ding Wei excitedly returned to the sandbag, and hit two more blows, and Wu Xiaowu also swiped the two treasure chests very simply.

"Hey, let me tell you, these laymen don't like to watch me practice, so I practiced by myself after the live broadcast, and it was strange to say, I practiced for hours without a job, and after talking nonsense with them, I went back and beat myself a few times, and this punch came out with a sense of transparency all over my body, comfortable!" Ding Wei said excitedly: "You taught so carefully yesterday, are you also a practitioner?" When will I talk to you? ”

[Xiaoxiao seems to have forgotten about singing.] 】

[Wu Xiaowu did a good job. 】

[Is this a life-saving?] 】

"I think, I think, this inch of strength should not only be used in this way, and the efficiency of beating people with this method is actually not very good." Ding Wei said excitedly.

Wu Xiaowu was silent for a while.

In another city in the distant Celestial Empire, in the office of a transportation company, Wu Lan had just returned from the toilet when he saw his junior brother Zang Keping, who had a teapot lid hairstyle, watching a live broadcast on the Internet on his computer.

When I took a closer look, I couldn't help but feel a bruise in my head. This product is using his number to charge a large amount of money, and is swiping a treasure chest for an anchor.

I secretly made up my mind that I would never set up automatic login on my computer again.

Wu Lan kicked Zang Keping's thigh, "You stinky boy is not staying in your own office, what are you doing here?" Zang Keping jumped up, looked back and saw that it was his senior brother and boss, and said with a sneer: "The goods from the fertilizer factory have been delivered, don't I come back to report to you." ”

"You call this a debriefing?" Wu Lan twitched Zang Keping's brain and pointed to the computer.

"I'm not just a hobby, and this is still the live broadcast room you subscribed to, senior brother." Zang Keping was a little unconvinced.

"I usually brush some money casually, teasing the little girl to play, look at you, I swiped more than a dozen treasure chests at once and went out, it's easy for you to be your brother and I make money?" Wu Lan, who boasted that she was very thrifty, still had a lot of pain in the heart of brushing out almost 20,000 yuan.

"You didn't make a bet with other little girls, one punch a treasure chest, in order not to lose face for you, someone punched one, and I naturally brushed a treasure chest." Zang Keping said.

"Your brain pumping? I will brush a thousand yuan with one punch, and I will go down with a round of Wang Ba punch, and I will not go bankrupt? Wu Lan almost went crazy.

"Aren't you gambling with people? Is it an ordinary punch? So what if I still brush less? Zang Keping pretended to be stupid directly.

"It's an inch fist, do you think the real inch fist can be played at her level?" Wu Lan said angrily.

Zang Keping pointed to the computer very calmly: "Of course, it's an inch of punch to give a treasure chest!" Whether it's a real fist, I still recognize your brother. ”

Wu Lan calmed down, if he wanted to say that he made money, his martial arts were stronger than this junior brother, but he was really not as obsessed with kung fu as this junior brother.

Wu Lan sat down and looked at the short-haired anchor who was plain but still beautiful in the live broadcast on the computer, and at this time the little female anchor named Xiao was still chattering: "I really don't need to brush the treasure chest anymore, I just want to prove it to you, I have gained a lot from practicing it myself." ”

Wu Lan glared back, meaning that no one cared about the gambling contract.

Zang Keping shrugged indifferently: "Give you face." ”

The corners of Wu Lan's eyes twitched again, and she couldn't wait to kick this rammer again.

At this time, I heard this anchor say: "I really don't need to swipe the treasure chest, the gambling contract is over, I'm embarrassed to ask you questions if you do this again, you must be an expert, right?" Is it okay not to brush it? ”

【…… Good! Wu Lan hurriedly typed and replied.

"That's right, that's right, I used to think that Inch Strength Inch Fist was used to play handsome, but after practicing, I realized that this is not the case, there should be more things in it, you are an expert, teach me okay? Chubby, Spotted, and Little Spotty kowtow to you together! Saying that, Ding Wei took the two dolls and bowed his head to the camera together.

"Brother, she said that she can practice it all because you taught it, should you ...... it" Zang Keping said hesitantly.

Wu Lan glanced back at him coldly and said, "It's you, will you just take out the real thing casually?" What did Master say? The things we set up for life are like men's birds, they are used to people, not to show off to others. ”

"Then she ......" Zang Leping didn't dare to talk nonsense.

"I'm going to have this girl wild two days ago, I want to be funny, she's really on the road, yesterday she punched all afternoon, tired and collapsed and didn't see a decent blow, today it's evil!" Wu Lan looked at the chattering little again, and once again casually knocked the sandbag away, tangled. Then I saw Zang Keping reach out to the mouse, and another treasure chest went out. Then came the mouth: "Another punch!" ”

"Niangniang!" Wu Lan glared at him, but was no longer angry.

"I'm sure I didn't say anything useful, oh, I only said one sentence, the main thing in the practice of inch strength is not strength, but the coordination of the whole body, I rub, won't she use this sentence?" Wu Lan exclaimed.

A small voice came from the speaker: "After practicing yesterday, I have always felt that the inch strength should not be so boring only to use on the inch box, this morning when I was reading a book, I saw a sentence - dragon and tiger are combined, mixed yuan Dancheng, although the explanation of this sentence is a novelist's words, but it still gave me a lot of inspiration." ”

At this time, the two saw the little female anchor in the live broadcast room standing in front of the sandbag for a few seconds, and suddenly kicked on the sandbag, and after a violent explosion, the sandbag only trembled slightly, and then quieted down.

"I don't know, I'm going to kick that, right?" Xiao Xiao asked.

Wu Lan was shocked and bounced up from the chair as if she had been whipped, and looked at the little girl called the little girl in the live broadcast with eyes like seeing a ghost.

Some people say internal strength, some people say that it is round and strong, some people say that it is Ning Dan method, and some people say ......

Different sects and schools have different sayings, different names, and different practices, but the basic purpose is the same.

There is a saying called 'gather the strength of the whole body to make a punch', but for ordinary people, there will be no such condensation of the strength of the whole body and a punch, and it will only take all the strength of the whole body to punch a punch. The punches they throw will only be the strength of the arms.

Condensing the strength of the whole body to punch is a rotten street talk that can no longer be broken, but it is something that countless martial artists have pursued for most of their lives. It is the most basic but the most core requirement of all kung fu regardless of category.

Practicing to the highest level is not only on the fists, but also on the feet, legs, arms, shoulders, and any part of the body.

And today, a little girl who was doing a live broadcast on the website, after being teased for two days, actually mastered the essence of the round strength and crossed the threshold that most martial artists can't cross.

Wu Lan calmed down, lit a cigarette tremblingly, and then directly swiped more than twenty treasure chests, and left a message after becoming a star-level protector who could send a private message to the anchor: "Where is your address, I am waiting to communicate with you face-to-face, Little Yin Yang Sect, Heavenly Killing Gate, Wu Lan worships." ”