Chapter 11: Trust My Sixth Sense
"I'll just use it once!" Wu Xiaolong didn't talk nonsense, he walked directly to the glass cabinet, took out the spacesuit, didn't talk nonsense, clumsily put it on his body, and casually wore a helmet, very good, a big fat man was freshly baked.
"Are you sick? I told you to burn that bastard, what are you doing in this dress? Yang Yuhuan's jade lips were slightly upturned, and the red and delicate ice cream was so much that I couldn't wait to bite into it.
"Sister Yuhuan, you have to believe my sixth sense, I feel that if I don't wear it, I will regret it for the rest of my life" Wu Xiaolong's expression was stern.
"I hope you're right," Yang Yuhuan shook her lips, "If you don't beat that guy away today, I'll beat you away."
"This is the main quest?" Wu Xiaolong was speechless, his expression seemed to be a hundred times darker than eating Xiang.
"Nope! The ultimate mission, the mission failure gives me a mellow way to get out! Yang Yuhuan smiled at the corner of her mouth, and with a move of her jade hand, Wu Xiaolong came to her with a black face, and with a slight kick of her jade foot, Wu Xiaolong was kicked out of the door.
Wu Xiaolong rolled out of the gate with a roll, not to mention how chic that action was.
"Smack!" With a heavy closing of the door, Yang Yuhuan said to Aunt Li, who had been silently beside her: "You also saw it, I am a good woman"
Aunt Li: "......"
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Outside the door, Wu Xiaolong gritted his teeth and walked down the stairs silently, touching his ass as he walked, and the elf in his heart complained silently, "Is it because the archaeologists in the world dug her grave that she was born such a bad ghost?" Asking people to do things and kicking people, it's so hateful! ”
"Her grave was dug up? Why do you say yes? The one-eyed ghost silently followed behind Wu Xiaolong and asked suspiciously.
"......" Wu Xiaolong paused, and said suspiciously: "Oh, why should I say it?" ”
It's weird.
Forget it, I don't want to.
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In the open space downstairs of the apartment, Land Rover xxx is still so domineering and majestic, stopping not far in front of the apartment door is like the four heavenly kings of the South Heavenly Gate, so... Way! Among them, the most eye-catching is not the domineering and awe-inspiring Land Rover XXX, but Li Mao, who has been sobbing silently beside it.
Not so long ago he was fake crying, and now...
The one who cries is called miserable!
"You're numb, she really raises a little white face! I'm not alive!! Li Mao cried and shouted, her head silently buried on the shoulders of Bruce Lee, who was wearing the mask of the Monkey King, and she really deserved to be a pair of good friends.
Bruce Lee in the mask of the Monkey King silently mourned.
Isn't that what you're looking for? Where does it come from abandonment without a little white face? Where did this husband of yours come from?
Well, now all the conditions are in place.
You can talk as much as you like about how she doesn't keep her ways.
Why are you still crying? What about your acting skills?
All dead?
Can I smoke him? If you can, vote, the more you vote, I Bruce Lee promised, he didn't know him if he smoked it.
"Brother Li, what you said about your feelings is true?" Several people in the crowd were "trusted" by Li Mao, and the current situation was very strange, so a small flat-headed man couldn't help but step forward to ask Li Mao.
"Smack!" Li Mao decisively slapped the little flat-headed man, crying and shouting loudly: "Get out!" Get lost! You get out of here, I don't know a friend who specializes in mending knives, woo woo woo woo!! ”
The little flat-headed man was slapped inexplicably, and his feelings were also on fire, but he didn't dare to be angry at Li Mao, this guy was a "second-class ghost"! The little flat-headed man can't afford to offend.
So I had to throw all my anger on the little white face, and without saying a word, the little flat-headed man immediately stirred up people's hearts, shouting and scolding such a large group of people.
"Eat Xiang's little white face, get out of here!"
"How do you know he ate Xiang?" An old man asked.
"The smell on his body is fragrant, what else can he eat if he doesn't eat Xiang?" The old man pouted.
"You look so white, do you want to be a little white face?" The little flat-headed man said.
"His face is not white, at most he has a little black face"
"Damn, the little black face dares to pretend to be the little white face? Where did he come from? ”
"He stinks so much, and he eats Xiang again, where did you say he got the fight?" The little flat-headed man scoffed.
"I see, the!" A big black man's eyes lit up, and he said smartly and wittily.
"That's right! Right! It's a! A group of people hurriedly coaxed.
The screams and scolding were endless, Wu Xiaolong hid in the corner of the stairs on the first floor of the apartment and didn't dare to come out, this was a feeling of indignation!
Peaty, don't you want to scold so hard!
Did I dig your wife or something?
"This group of bastards who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, I want to teach them a lesson!" The loyal one-eyed ghost couldn't look at it, and ran out in a hurry with an angry face, singled out the dozens of people.
Wu Xiaolong looked at it for a while, he was so moved, don't look at the one-eyed ghost hurting him all day long, I didn't expect that it would be quite good at a critical moment... Depend on? …
Damn, are you scolding or putting on a show?
Wu Xiaolong looked around, and saw the one-eyed ghost standing opposite dozens of people shouting and scolding frantically, not to mention how majestic that scene was.
It's just that... If dozens of people on the other side can hear and see the words of the one-eyed ghost, it is called majestic.
If you can't see it, it's funny.
Damn, one-eyed ghost, don't tease me, okay?
Others can't see you, can't hear what you say, you have a fart for preaching righteousness, and you will be embarrassed by me!
Wu Xiaolong shook his head helplessly, and casually sorted out the wrinkles of the spacesuit, and smoothed the spacesuit. After waving his helmet and seeing that he was fully armed, he was indeed fine, and then walked towards the door of the apartment.
In this gray and gray open space, a white figure walked out of the dark gate with the steps of Wang Ba, he was like the king of the night, bringing people a visual shock!
The white, the Big Mac...
What a non-mainstream wow!
"Ahem! Everyone, be quiet!! Wu Xiaolong walked out with a calm face, and shouted loudly very calmly.
"Wow!"
Suddenly, everyone seemed to have entered a static time and space, whether it was the self-spirited old man, or the three aunts and six mothers-in-law who liked to gossip, or the Li Mao brothers who had nothing to do, or Li Mao, the unlucky ghost and Bruce Lee who had lost his face, all shut up at this moment!
Staring at the behemoth coming out of the apartment with big eyes... Astronauts are here!
Oh... No, the little white face is here!!
Everyone's eyes were round, and they looked very surprised, if it weren't for the fact that they themselves were ghosts, Wu Xiaolong would have thought that they had seen ghosts!
"It's... What is this monster? ”
"Little white face, it's just that the clothes are very strange," an old man said very eye-catchingly.
"Little White Face !!" Dozens of people's faces finally changed, and they looked at the white giant monster "Little White Face" in surprise, and for a while, they didn't know what to say.
"Ahem, guys, misunderstanding... Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding" Wu Xiaolong said embarrassedly: "I'm not a little white face, I'm just..."
"It's peat! Smash him! Before Wu Xiaolong could speak, the little flat-headed man threw an egg over!
, it's really here!
The "garbage smashing all over the sky" that no sinner through the ages can avoid!!
You're really here!
Where do your eggs come from?
Doraemon you!
Hey! No, the egg came out of your crotch.
Don't.........
"Smash! Stone him! An old man hurriedly took out a cucumber from his crotch and threw it without saying a word.
Green vegetables, tomatoes, cabbage, eggs, and carrots kept popping up from the hands of ordinary people, and then kept smashing at Wu Xiaolong.
, the underworld is really developed! Aren't you tired of creating dozens of Doraemon?
Damn, the eggs are flying!!
"Smack!" The egg touched the spacesuit, and the cyan liquid suddenly covered the entire helmet, oops, it's not disgusting!
Wow, it's over, isn't it?
"Smack! "A burst of strong embrace!"
It's a sour feeling.
God, it doesn't hurt!
Fortunately, I wore this spacesuit, so why is my sixth sense so accurate?
… Damn, I want to die!!