Chapter 10 My Relationship with Land Rover

(Come on, book friends, wow, I feel that the book review is so cold, my motivation has been consumed, everyone, hurry up, I'm so motivated!! )

Compared with Yang Yuhuan's sad urging, Wu Xiaolong was a little heartless, with an indifferent expression on his face, and he whistled by the way.

The landlord's big bad luck has nothing to do with him, and besides, he wishes that the landlord would have more trouble, so that he won't always be urged to pay the rent, how good?

Suddenly, Wu Xiaolong pointed to the Land Rover xxx downstairs and said in surprise: "Huh! Isn't that Land Rover XXX the one that blew all the garbage in my face not long ago? "I didn't expect to meet this Land Rover xxx here!.

"You said I'll see you in the future, I didn't expect you to meet so quickly, do you have a relationship with that Land Rover xxx?" One-eyed ghost road.

"There's a fart that blew me in the face of garbage, and fate is also a bad fate. If I don't burn it, I can't calm the anger in my heart," Wu Xiaolong said coldly, he felt that there was still a lot of stench left over from the garbage on his face......

"You're going to burn him? Are you sure? Yang Yuhuan, who was standing next to Wu Xiaolong, heard that Wu Xiaolong was going to burn Li Mao, and his face was full of joy, "You helped me burn that bastard, and you don't have to pay back the money you owe me."

Wu Xiaolong's gaze followed the direction of Yang Yuhuan's jade fingers, and Li Mao's handsome face suddenly came into view, and his face froze, "Your Excellency, I'm talking about cars, not people!" You told me to burn people? I'm not stupid! ”

"Didn't you use oil and water to cause an explosion when you were alive and burned a few people to death? Isn't this stupid? The one-eyed man smiled secretly.

"Shut up, my main thing is revenge," Wu Xiaolong said with a dark face.

"Yes, it's revenge! This bastard said that you are a little white face, Xiaolong, you are not angry, don't you want to take revenge? ”

The words of the one-eyed ghost, Yang Yuhuan couldn't hear it.

So she listened to Wu Xiaolong's words as: You shut up, unless it's revenge.

It means: It's okay for me to burn him, unless it's revenge.

That's why Yang Yuhuan said this.

As soon as this sentence came out, Wu Xiaolong's face darkened, "The clear person is self-purifying, I haven't done it, so naturally I'm not a little white face, besides, I don't want to go to the eighteenth layer of hell!" ”

"Are you going to burn him?" Yang Yuhuan's face sank, and a trace of impatience arose.

"No, I don't like burning people" Wu Xiaolong's head swayed mechanically, looking like he was dancing hip-hop, and his mind was flailing.

"Good! You forced me! Yang Yuhuan's eyes were angry, and the towering twin peaks were also floating up and down at this moment, which was really a wonderful scene.

It's a pity that before Wu Xiaolong could take a few looks, his head was grabbed by Yang Yuhuan. Then he suddenly felt an irresistible force coming from behind him, and his head protruded out of the window with the impetus of this force.

Just as he was wondering why Yang Yuhuan did this, he suddenly heard Yang Yuhuan pinching his throat behind him, making a different voice and shouting very loudly: "The little white face has appeared!!!!! ”

Wow, I've been cheated!

Wu Xiaolong was immediately dumbfounded, didn't he pull him into the water?

Sure enough, with the spread of Yang Yuhuan's voice, the old man, aunts and aunts downstairs were attracted one by one, looked at the head outside the window on the second floor, looked at Wu Xiaolong's face, and immediately scolded without saying a word.

"Look! That's the little white face! Sure enough, she lives in her house."

"Why is Xiaohuan like this! This little white face is not white, why would you rather ask him not to have a husband? ”

"Brother Li, this guy is that little white face, I really didn't expect him to move to your wife's house, this cheeky guy is really thick-skinned!"

"Little white face, get out of here!"

"Little white face, come down and die!"

"Little white face, you bastard, robbing other people's wives, don't you come down and die quickly!"

"Brother Li, why don't you scold when the little white face appears?"

From the moment Wu Xiaolong's head stuck out of the window, the crowd exploded, scolding Wu Xiaolong frantically one by one, as if he was the one who robbed his wife.

The main Li Mao didn't speak, they were fighting Wu Xiaolong with a picture of not wearing the sky, I have to say that people are really... Cheap!

Li Mao stared blankly at the head outside the window on the second floor, and at this moment he had a feeling of wanting to hit the wall.

Damn, he's a crow's mouth! Don't you want to be so spiritual!

A random story has come true!

Co-authored really... Little white face!!

"Why don't I be a matchmaker with this mouth! Didn't the contracted blind date say that one by one was accurate? Li Mao really wanted to cry without tears now, and she felt a little like she was shooting herself in the foot.

Who the hell is this head on the second floor!

Don't come out and join in the fun, okay?

Lao Tzu's marriage proposal is just a means, can you be so..."cooperate"?

……

Compared with Li Mao's depression, Bruce Lee was dumbfounded.

He recognized the head on the second floor, and he was quite impressed!

Not long ago, I was slapped in the face!

"This guy must have been dug up, otherwise why would he be so unlucky? Are you everywhere? Bruce Lee muttered to himself.

Also, you two bad guys really performed on the same screen? Author: What do you think? Aren't you afraid of thunder and thunder?

……

On the second floor of the apartment, Wu Xiaolong finally retracted his head, looking at the triumphant Yang Yuhuan, he had a feeling of wanting to jump off the building. If it weren't for the group of aunts and old men downstairs who were begging him, he might have jumped off the building, it was so embarrassing.

He's been wronged!!

"My Queen, you're going to play with me, aren't you?" Wu Xiaolong was extremely angry.

"That bastard downstairs is called Li Mao, and he has been pursuing me, and I didn't agree. That's why he used this method to force me to agree, I can't let his trick succeed, so I have to wronged you," Yang Yuhuan said.

"Li Mao!! Tang Shouwang? "Wu Xiaolong's face is purple, isn't this Yang Yuhuan's first husband, he came to Hades together, you still don't let Yang Yuhuan go?

Your perseverance, perseverance, and unwavering spirit is really powerful. Why don't you go to the marathon? You can win against the cliff.

And, damn author, do you have a kind of trying to destroy my three views again?

"Grievance? It's really aggrieved, I became a little white face for no reason! Wu Xiaolong said depressedly.

"It's all my credit that you can become a little white face like this, don't talk nonsense, go downstairs and burn him, now it's impossible for you to escape responsibility"

"I owe you in my previous life, why do you want to drag me into the water!" Wu Xiaolong's face turned to the other side, and he said angrily: "Don't go!" I can't go down if I die! ”

"You're really not going?" Yang Yuhuan's face sank, and he said gloomily.

"Don't go!"

"If you don't go, get out of here, this is my home!"

"Okay, I'll go!" Wu Xiaolong's face was stunned, and he was bitter and ate Xiang Yes, there is no need to be so threatening, right?

However, in order not to be the first beggar of Hades, it is better to agree.

The one-eyed ghost shook his head bitterly, after all, he is also the future Lord Hades, can't you have a special seed?

"Queen, I'll go!" Wu Xiaolong's finger suddenly pointed to a place, and his eyes also glanced over, "But lend me that dress"

The one-eyed ghost followed Wu Xiaolong's gaze and threw it over, and suddenly the whole person was not good, his brain was short-circuited, and he was even a little brainless.

Because, there was nothing in the direction that Wu Xiaolong was pointing to, there was a cabinet, a piece of clothing in the glass cabinet, this dress should be very bulky, just the overall weight was dozens of pounds, white, it looked quite fat.

Wu Xiaolong knows that this dress is extraordinary, it can protect the vacuum, high and low temperature, solar radiation and micrometeors and other environmental factors of the space to the human body, not only that, it is comfortable and warm, soft and strong, cute and spiritual, this is simply the best "meat shield"?

Looking at this dress, Wu Xiaolong's first reaction was... Is there a universe above Hades?

There should be.

Otherwise... There is also a spacesuit!!

It's a spacesuit! Spacesuits! Big brother, what is the purpose of your family's underworld zuò clothes? Exploring the mysteries of the universe?

But there has to be a universe! I beg you, big brother, can you stop ruining my three views? Weak children can't afford to destroy them.

Not right either. It is said that the first generation of Hades went to the universe and moved back to Neptune as Pluto as the sun. Is it really possible to connect to the universe above the underworld?

However, if you have a spacesuit, why do you have nothing to do in my house to make jewelry? Be hearty, you.

"I bought this dress from the grocery market on Yin Si Street, and I thought it was relatively new, so I took it back, and after I bought it, I thought it was too bulky and ugly, so I put it on you" Yang Yuhuan's expression was very flat, "If you like it, take it, as long as you can help me burn that bastard, whatever you want"

Wu Xiaolong looked at Yang Yuhuan speechlessly, My house is a garbage dump, and I specially stack things you don't want?

I said how the day I first came to the apartment, my bedroom was stacked with mountains of little Nene!!

Co-authored something that you find ugly and don't want?

it... There was a nosebleed again.