127. 127. Stegosaurus and the god of spears
Listening to the hippopotamus's words, the snow wolf laughed and said, "Fuck! Hippopotamus, come on! With your means, it's okay to blow up others, but if you want to blow up our boss, you're still a little bit behind! ”
A person next to the snow wolf also smiled and said: "The snow wolf is right, hippopotamus, you are still far from our boss!" ”
Listening to the words of the snow wolf and the man, the hippopotamus scratched his golden somewhat curled hair vigorously, and laughed, "Fuck! Boss, boss, boss who only cares about picking up girls, where are you bastard now? After saying this, he said to the man: "Stegosaurus, do you say that our boss is really picking up girls every day and forgetting about us?" ”
The man known as the stegosaurus looked at the hippopotamus and said with a smile: "Hippo, do you think that our boss, like you, can't live without a woman?" Our boss isn't as as you! ”
The stegosaurus looked slightly younger than the snow wolf, this guy was the most handsome of the men, it could be said that the heavenly court was full and round, with starry eyebrows and a straight nose. Although his appearance is not as good as Pan An, let alone Xi Shi, at least nine of the ten men are not as handsome as him.
This guy is almost 1.85 meters, but his body is well-proportioned to the golden ratio, he is neither fat nor thin, except for muscles, there is not even a little excess fat. If this guy enters the film and television industry, he will definitely fall into countless fans, and maybe many girls will not marry because of him.
Stegosaurus was able to stay in Huanhua Creek, definitely not because of his natural good skin that made women love to death and men to envy to death, but because of his terrible fighting skills. It can be said that among the fifty-six people in Huanhuaxi, except for their dragon leader boss Lu Feng, there is no one who is more skilled than the fighting skills of the stegosaurus. This guy's fighting skills are simply perverted, if they are all bare-handed, thirty or fifty ordinary people can't get close to him at all.
As long as this guy's hand is stretched out, as long as his foot is kicked out, as long as his elbow is pounded out, as long as his knee is pushed out, the other party will either have broken arms and legs, or broken knees and ankles; Either the bridge of the nose collapsed, the eye socket cracked, or the ribs were broken and the heart stopped. Anyway, as long as this guy makes a move, he must be killed with one blow, and he will never miss! Of course, this is only in the case of his bare hands, if he has another military thorn in his hand, it needs to be a different matter!
There is also a person next to the stegosaurus, this person is about the same age as the sharp one, although he is not as handsome as the stegosaurus, but he is not ugly. The first feeling of this person seems to be that he doesn't have much energy, because his eyes are basically squinting, like a half-asleep person, staring in a daze, as if he is awake and not awake, and he is not asleep, but if someone thinks that this person is easier to deal with, it is very wrong.
In fact, this person is not only not at all difficult to deal with, but is probably more terrible and terrifying than the others. This person also has a name or nickname, whether it is a real name or a nickname, anyway, for many years, everyone has been calling him the God of Guns. It can be said that in the place of Huanhua Creek, in the team of the soul of the dragon, everyone is a good shooter, but everyone here, including their boss Lu Feng, will sigh to themselves if they compare their marksmanship with the spear god.
How powerful the gun god's marksmanship is, it is not something that can be explained clearly in a sentence or two, but if everyone knows that he was once one of the top ten ace snipers in the world, they will be able to more or less initially know the magic of his marksmanship. Ordinary snipers are good at spears, but the spear god not only has a long gun, but also pistols and miniature submachine guns never fail. And it's jaw-dropping that this guy is able to shoot both hands at the same time. Whether it's during the day or at night; Whether it is crawling, running, or even jumping and rolling, it is the same as the gunshot, and not a single bullet is wasted.
It is said that no matter what type of gun you say, as long as it is within the firing distance of the bullet, the gun god has absolute certainty of hitting the target. Someone once had doubts about the legend that the spear god had no bullets, so he made a bet with the spear god that if the spear god could shoot the cap of a mineral water bottle hanging in the wind with a rope four thousand meters away, he would not touch any woman for a year, but when the bullet of the spear god passed through the middle of the bottle cap, the face of the person who bet with him became greener than a lizard.
Since the Spear God joined the Dragon's Soul, in countless missions, all the people, including the Spear God himself, can't remember how many bullets they fired, but all of them know that any bullet of the Spear God has never missed, and almost every shot is a headshot and a kill. There were a few times when the enemy was not killed, and that was because he wanted to keep his mouth alive.
If a person can practice marksmanship to this extent, he must love the gun for ten minutes, and the gun god is naturally no exception. It is said that the gun god carries his gun with him twenty-four hours a day. Even in the shower, when doing that kind of thing with a woman, he never let his gun out of his reach.
The current spear god is the same, he is standing by the Huanhua Creek, standing by the stream with one foot, stepping on a stone with the other foot, spinning a pistol like a flywheel in his hand, until the eyes of the stegosaurus are dazzled, and his head is dizzy, and finally he can't help but say: "Can you guys stop turning your broken gun?" ”
Listening to the words of the stegosaurus, the spear god turned his head to look at the stegosaurus, and at the same time, the gun in his hand also rang out at the same time, and with the sound of the gun, a fish that broke half a foot and had no head floated on the surface of the stream.
When the stegosaurus saw it, he sighed and said, "Eat fish every day, eat fish every day, I'm tired of eating!" Can't you just come up with something creative? ”
When the stegosaurus said this, the hippopotamus followed suit: "The stegosaurus said yes!" You guy don't fish anymore, shoot one shot, shoot one shot, fight again, the fish are all extinct by you, you better shoot something else! ”
The spear god glanced at the stegosaurus and the hippopotamus, squinted his eyes and asked, "What do you two guys want to eat?" ”
Stegosaurus and hippopotamus said almost at the same time, "It's okay to eat a bird!" ”
The spear god didn't speak, and looked up at the sky and the trees hundreds of meters away, but he didn't see even a winged one. After waiting for a long time, I saw two birds flying from a distance, and the two unnamed birds flew very high and very high, and soon flew above their heads.
When the stegosaurus and the hippopotamus saw it, they hurriedly urged: "Gun god, you kid fight quickly!" ”
Seeing that the bird had already flown two or three hundred meters, the stegosaurus and hippopotamus couldn't help but urge: "Fight quickly, if you don't fight, you will fly without a shadow!" ”