126. 126. Hippopotamus and snow wolf

Glasses listened to what the little head said, and said helplessly: "Hippo, didn't the boss ask us to wait for him for half a year when he left?" said that there was no death in the past six months, and everyone was not allowed to contact him, even if I found him, I didn't dare to contact him! It's been half a year today, and I don't even give a single Mao message, and I'm depressed! Mommy's! ”

At the words of the glasses, the wall jerked, and then a deafening roar came from the huge abdominal cavity of the wall. It turns out that the glasses are not leaning against a wall, but a person's back, but this guy's back is too wide, four or five as wide as the back of glasses, and the weight is at least four or five times the weight of glasses, although it is not as heavy as a hippopotamus grazing in the river, but the weight is definitely more than 200 kilograms, such a big guy, what else can everyone call him if they don't call him hippos?

In addition to his super-large size, there was also the gold-colored hair on the small head on his wall-wide body. That blonde hair is definitely natural and not artificial, so this guy is definitely a purebred foreigner. In fact, his little head is no smaller than ordinary people, but because his body is too wide and too big, it looks like his head has become small.

Generally speaking, the body is obese to this point, and the movements are slow, but the movements of this hippopotamus are not only slower than ordinary people, but also much faster than ordinary people. For example, if you and the hippopotamus are standing facing each other, and both of you punch at the same time, the hippopotamus' fist will have already flattened your nose by the time your fist is at least half a meter away from the hippopotamus's nose. If you raise your foot and kick at the other side at the same time, your foot may have just left the ground and the hippopotamus' foot has already kicked your kneecap to pieces. If you're going to compete with hippos in sumo, don't do it!

In fact, speed is not the hippopotamus' strong point, because in Huanhua Creek, everyone's speed is fast, and the hippopotamus's strong point is blasting. Explosives seem to be something that everyone can learn, but if you are given a kilogram of TNT, you can blow down at most one building, and a hippopotamus can blow up ten.

For people like you and me, at best, they can just hold TNT to fry something, but the hippopotamus can tinker with some common things such as cooking oil, cosmetics, and laundry detergent without TNT, and can make some synthetic materials similar to TNT on their own, which can blow down buildings, and can blow up the people in buildings and the glass on the windows of buildings.

Hippo is definitely a super expert in explosives, in the Hippo battle example, the most classic one is that he relied on a bottle of mysterious liquid that looked no different from mineral water and passed the airport security check, and he simply detonated the underground arsenal of a Western rogue country, destroying dozens of tons of explosives and countless weapons and equipment stored there.

After listening to the words of the glasses, the hippopotamus couldn't help the depression in his heart, and after yelling, the depression in his heart finally exhaled some, and then he said angrily: "It's been so long, and the boss won't give a message, fuck!" This bastard shouldn't be busy picking up girls every day! ”

After listening to the hippopotamus, he said to a man in his thirties, whose eyes were always squinting and his eyes were always moving, "! You grazing hippopotamus, dare to scold the boss behind your back, if I tell the boss, see if the boss doesn't squeeze out your egg yolk! ”

The hippopotamus listened to the man's words and said in a rough voice, "Fuck! If you dare to tell the boss, see if I don't blow up your wolf claws for you! ”

The name of the person whose wolf's paw was blown off by the hippopotamus was Snow Wolf. It is said that among all the animals, the most forbearant and best at tracking prey is the wolf, and among the many wolf families, the wolf with the most forbearance and the best at tracking prey is the snow wolf. And the reason why this person is called the snow wolf shows that tracking is his strength.

Not to mention that in Huanhuaxi, even if you look at the world, the tracking technology and ability of the snow wolf can be said to be almost unmatched. For those who escape, the snow wolf is the deepest nightmare for each of them. Whether it is a government official, a giant of the underworld, or an absconding enemy, or a drug lord or something, as long as he is targeted by the snow wolf, no one has been able to escape so far. In the circle of these people, it really got to the point of talking about wolf discoloration.

Snow Wolf's most successful tracking experience was helping the government of a southeastern country track down a big drug lord who had been hiding for years. The whereabouts of the big drug lord are haunting, and the hiding place is even more confusing, and there are at least twenty or thirty bodyguards with him around the clock. The government of his country always wanted to arrest him, but this guy was stronger and more slippery than you, and he could hide himself better than a chameleon, so he couldn't be arrested in the end.

There was no way, the government sent an informant to find the dragon's soul and ask the dragon's soul to help catch the big drug lord. Lu Feng handed over the task to Snow Wolf, and after Snow Wolf accepted the task and collected a lot of information, he went to the place where the drug lord was most likely to appear, and finally learned through the informant of the Dragon Soul that the big drug lord was likely to be in an adult dance hall. After Snow Wolf and Lu Feng reported the information, they disguised themselves as a shemale and entered the dance hall, and finally found the drug lord.

However, the drug lord had at least thirty bodyguards by his side, and the snow wolf was only one person at this time. As soon as the snow wolf sent the message to Lu Feng, the big drug lord got up with his men and left. Helpless, the snow wolf had no choice but to continue to track. In the whole process of tracking, the snow wolf has become a dirty beggar, an old man with gray hair, a plump girl, a car, a ship, a plane, and finally found the lair of the big drug lord in a primeval forest more than 5,000 kilometers away, and finally asked the members of the Dragon Soul who arrived in a helicopter to capture the big drug lord alive and hand it over to their government.

The snow wolf heard the hippopotamus threaten to blow up his wolf paws, of course he didn't do it, laughed and said: "Hippo, you don't pretend to be B, if I tell him what you scolded the boss, before you blow up my wolf paws, the boss will already squeeze out your egg yolk, I see how you can find a woman!" ”

The hippopotamus guy is huge, but he is very, and his favorite in his life, except for blasting, is a woman. Hearing that the snow wolf said that he couldn't find a woman, he said angrily: "Boss, he only cares about picking up girls by himself, and doesn't care about us, if he dares me to find a woman, fuck!" I also fried his egg yolk so that he couldn't make a girl! ”