301. 301. Why not stab once in a while
Sometimes, it's okay not to explain some words, but the more you explain, the more troublesome it becomes. Although Lu Feng tried her best to explain clearly, it made Madame Butterfly's face even redder, she glared at Lu Feng, and stretched out her hand to hit Lu Feng again. The space in front of the car was very small, and Lu Feng had nowhere to hide if he wanted to, and besides, he probably didn't want to hide at all, and he was hit in the shoulder again.
Lu Feng looked at Madame Butterfly, who was blushing like Caixia, rubbed her nose vigorously, and said, "Sister, I really didn't mean to compare her with you!" She can't compare with you anywhere, you can't be more beautiful than her! ”
Lu Feng didn't dare to say anything more about his body this time, but he didn't expect that the meaning of the word "where" was richer, where the nose, eyes, eyebrows, and mouth could be, where could the feet, legs, waist, and buttocks be, and where could other parts of the body be. Since Lu Feng did not specify the exact part, all he said could of course refer to any part of the body, especially those that are sensitive. So what Lu Feng said made Madame Butterfly annoyed again, she blushed, glared at Lu Feng a little angrily and said, "Don't talk so much nonsense, let's go!" ”
After listening to Madame Butterfly's order, Lu Feng didn't dare to say anything, and quickly stepped on the accelerator, and the car drove in the direction of Yuelai Hotel. Less than a minute after driving, Lu Feng's mobile phone rang. Lu Feng saw that it was Lin Miaoke calling, so he drove the car with one hand and picked up the phone with the other. As soon as he shouted Ke'er, Lin Miaoke's voice sounded eagerly: "Brother Feng, where are you now, why haven't you come back yet?" ”
Lu Feng hurriedly smiled and said, "Ke'er, we're on the road now!" It's here in a moment! ”
After listening to Lu Feng's words, Lin Miaoke didn't seem to be so anxious, and said with concern: "Brother Feng, you haven't encountered any trouble, have you?" ”
Lu Feng was afraid that Lin Miaoke would be worried, so he smiled and said, "No! No! Don't worry, we're halfway there, and we'll be home soon! I'm driving now! Hung up first, huh? Listen to Lin Miaoke say over there: "Okay, Brother Feng, you drive, be careful!" He hung up the phone, turned his face to look at Madame Butterfly beside him, and said with a smile, "Ke'er, they're a little worried!" Let's hurry up! ”
Madame Butterfly glanced at Lu Feng and said angrily, "You should have gone faster!" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "Sister, are you still angry?" ”
Madame Butterfly bit her lip and said, "Where am I still angry!" Do you think I'm such an angry person? Let's go, Kerr, they should be in a hurry! ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "Sister has a lot, of course I won't be angry!" I see that you don't talk to me for a while, I want to talk to you! ”
Madame Butterfly glanced at Lu Feng and said sourly, "What do you have to say to me?" Let's go home and talk to Kerr! ”
Lu Feng smiled and sped up the car. The car passed by the place where the crowd had gathered just now, and the people there had dispersed, and everyone was almost gone, but five or six people, including the young man and the girl who hugged Lu Feng and kissed him, were still there. Seeing the wind on the road, their car came far away, and ran from the side of the road to the middle of the road, waving his hands to signal them to stop.
When Madame Butterfly saw it, her eyebrows frowned slightly, and she sighed: "Why is it endless!" ”
Lu Feng also felt a little impatient, turned his face to look at Madame Butterfly, and said, "Sister, let's fly over?" ”
Madame Butterfly was stunned for a moment and said, "Fly? How to fly? ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "Of course the car flew over their heads!" ”
Madame Butterfly's eyes were full of surprise and she said, "Can you really fly there?" It won't be dangerous, right? ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "No! You just have to rest assured! Sit tight! As he spoke, he suddenly accelerated the car, and in a very fast time, the speed of the car was raised to the extreme. The car let out a sharp roar and rushed towards the people in front.
The five or six people who were blocking the road were stunned when they saw that the red Maserati not only did not slow down, but suddenly became very fast, like a red flame spreading towards them at a rapid speed. Those who react quickly also know how to dodge to both sides; The reaction was slow, but he forgot to dodge, and stood in the middle of the road in a daze, waiting for the monster-like Maserati to devour him.
In the moment of life and death, I saw the fiery Maserati suddenly rise into the air five or six meters away from the people who were stunned in the middle of the road, like a red lightning bolt over the heads of those people, and then landed firmly on the road. After a few bounces, it galloped like the wind again, and after a while it was gone. The young man standing in the middle of the road sat on the ground, looking at the pants on his thighs, which were already wet and hot.
Madame Butterfly, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was so excited that her eyes were much brighter than usual. Turning her face to look at Lu Feng, there was a bit of admiration in her eyes, she patted Lu Feng's shoulder, and said excitedly: "What a prick!" Don't do it again! ”
Lu Feng couldn't imagine that Madame Butterfly's usual steady person would be so excited, and couldn't help laughing and said: "Sister, I really can't imagine that a dignified and steady person like you will also have such a mood and seek excitement!" ”
Madame Butterfly's face was full of spirit, and her boldness was overflowing, and she said with a smile: "In this life, if there is no thorn, wouldn't it be too monotonous?" When you need to stab ji, why not stab ji once in a while! ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "Sister, then you should seek the thorn well!" ”
Madame Butterfly glared at Lu Feng and said, "You are looking for a thorn!" ”
Lu Feng was stunned for a moment, as if he understood something, and said, "I'm sorry, sister!" I was wrong! You're not a little girl anymore, and of course you're not going to seek thorns anymore! ”
When Lu Feng said this, he was really unintentional, and what he said was also the truth, but the sentence that you are not a little girl for a long time made Madame Butterfly depressed all of a sudden, glared at Lu Feng and snorted, and said, "This time I finally told the truth!" ”
Lu Feng was puzzled by the second monk when he heard this, and asked puzzledly: "Sister, what are you telling the truth?" ”
Madame Butterfly bit her lip vigorously and said with a displeased face: "I said I was old, and you tricked me into saying that I was not old at all, I was still young!" It turns out that what you said was all a liathing to me, and now the true form is revealed, right? Men's words are all lies, and you are no exception, I won't believe your nonsense in the future! ”
Lu Feng didn't expect Madame Butterfly to think of this, and said with a wry smile: "Sister, where did you think of it!" If you're compared to Kerr, of course you're older than her! But—"
"But what?" Before Lu Feng could finish speaking, he was interrupted impatiently by Madame Butterfly, and said angrily, "Do you want to say that if I am compared to an eighty or ninety-year-old woman, I am a little younger than them?" ”