302. 302. It's much more intimate than shouting sister!
When Lu Feng heard Madame Butterfly say this, he quickly smiled and said, "My sister, you-"
"Don't call me sister!" Madame Butterfly glared at Lu Feng angrily, and said angrily, "Why don't you just call my mother-in-law!" After saying this, he seemed to be stunned for a moment, then lightly covered his lips and laughed himself.
Lu Feng also laughed and said: "Sister, if you really reach the age of an old woman, I should also become an old man!" ”
Madame Butterfly glared at Lu Feng angrily, and said with a smile: "Don't compare yourself with me, we have a generation gap!" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said: "My sister, what kind of ditch, we are in a ditch at all!" ”
Madame Butterfly's face was hot when she heard this, she bit her lip lightly, and said, "Okay, stop talking, let's drive well!" ”
The car was speeding and soon arrived at the Yuelai Hotel. As soon as he arrived at the door, Lin Miaoke ran over, pulled Lu Feng, who had just gotten out of the car, and said, "Brother Feng, why did you come back?" I'm so anxious! As soon as he looked down and saw the big hole on Lu Feng's pants, his face suddenly changed, "Brother Feng, why are you, why are you injured?" Let me see if it matters? ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "It's okay, Ke'er!" It's just that I cut my pants and didn't touch my leg at all! ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, seeing that there was indeed no blood on Lu Feng's pants, Lin Miaoke breathed a sigh of relief, but he still kept looking at the place where the pants were opened.
When Madame Butterfly saw it, she suddenly smiled and said, "Ke'er, you know that Brother Feng, who cares about you, doesn't even have a trick to fight me, aren't you afraid that I will be sad?" ”
Lin Miaoke said with a smile: "Sister Yan, I was just about to say hello to you, didn't I have time yet!" ”
Madame Butterfly smiled and said, "What is in a hurry, you only look at other people's thighs, where will you think of me!" A girl who keeps staring at other people's thighs, and she is not afraid of other people's jokes! ”
Hearing Madame Butterfly say this, Lin Miaokeqiao's face flushed slightly, she blinked her eyes and smiled at Madame Butterfly and said, "Sister Yan, didn't you also watch it?" If you want to see it, you will see it first, and you still laugh at me! ”
Madame Butterfly didn't expect Lin Miaoke to say this, her face couldn't help but turn red, she glared at Lin Miaoke and said, "Stinky girl, no big or small, it's also my joke!" ”
Lin Miaoke stuck out her tongue mischievously and said, "Who told you to make a joke of mine first!" ”
Madame Butterfly was bored, slapped Lin Miaoke's head with her hand, and said with a sneer: "Stinky girl, only I am allowed to talk about you, not me!" ”
Lin Miaoke hadn't spoken yet, but Lu Feng said with a smile: "Sister Yan, you are only allowed to talk about Ke'er, not you, this is a bit unfair, right?" ”
Madame Butterfly glanced at Lu Feng, snorted a little sourly, and said, "Say a word to her, and you will follow her!" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "No, Sister Yan, I'm telling the truth!" ”
Lin Miao could see that Lu Feng was protecting herself, and her heart was warm, but when she heard that Lu Feng suddenly changed her name to Madame Butterfly, she felt a little strange in her heart, and her face unconsciously had a little more surprise, she glanced at Madame Butterfly meaningfully, and stared at Lu Feng with scrutinizing eyes, and said: "I haven't seen you for a long time, and even the name has been changed, so shouting is really much more affectionate than the original!" ”
Hearing Lin Miaoke say this, Lu Feng couldn't help but be stunned, looking at Lin Miaoke's meaningful gaze staring at him, he didn't know how to answer for a while. When she was embarrassed, Madame Butterfly on the side slapped Lin Miaoke's head, and said with a disgusted smile: "Stinky girl, what do you mean?" I made her shout like that! He always calls me Mrs. Mrs. in front of outsiders, and others think I am really his wife! In order to avoid misunderstanding, I let him shout like this! Can't you? ”
Lin Miaoke listened to Madame Butterfly's explanation, snorted and said, "Okay, okay!" Sister Yan said yes, of course it's okay! But—" she glanced mischievously at Madame Butterfly, and said, "If only one word could be removed!" ”
"Okay!" Madame Butterfly smiled and said, then let your lover call me sister directly! ”
Lin Miaoke's eyes rolled, and she smiled and said, "It's not to remove the word Yan, it's to remove the sister!" That's a lot better than shouting sister intimacy! ”
Madame Butterfly was stunned when she heard this, then her face turned red, and she reached out to twist Lin Miaoke's ears, but Lin Miaoke shrank her head and ran behind the road wind all of a sudden, so she had to stare at Lin Miaoke fiercely and said, "Stinky girl, I have become an old woman, you still dare to make fun of me, see how I teach you!" ”
Lin Miaoke put her hand on Lu Feng's shoulder, looked at Madame Butterfly with a smile, and said, "Sister Yan, women are afraid that others will say that they are old, and when they are very old, they will say that they are young and pretend to be young and young; It's good that you are young, and you insist that you are an old woman, and you pretend to be old with tenderness! You don't want to think about it, where can there be a beautiful old woman like you! If you were an old woman, those really old women wouldn't live! Speaking of this, Xiaokou said to Lu Feng's ear: "Brother Feng, are you right what you said?" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "Ke'er, of course you're right!" But don't make any more trouble, or Sister Yan will be angry! ”
As he was talking, the glasses came out of the house, looked at Lu Feng and said, "Mom, if you don't come back, we will go to find you!" Looking at the opening on Lu Feng's pants, he seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile, "Mom's boss, when I go out, I can't even look at my own pants, it's a shame for people to cut such a big hole!" ”
Lu Feng flew up and kicked the glasses, but the glasses ran away from him. Glasses smiled and said, "Mom, I'm still wearing open crotch pants in front of two women, and I'm embarrassed to kick me!" ”
Lu Feng looked at his glasses and scolded with a smile: "Bastard, your eyes are on your ass?" Can't you see that this hole is on the thigh? ”
Glasses smiled: "Isn't it the crotch a little further up?" ”
Madame Butterfly listened to the conversation between the two people, couldn't help but purse her lips and smile, glanced at Lu Feng, and said, "What else do you say?" If you go back to the house and change it, why don't you be embarrassed to exhibit it here? Do you have to wait until everyone comes back so that everyone can enjoy it? ”
Lu Feng listened, rubbed his nose, shook his head, and walked towards his room with a smile.
Lin Miaoke followed behind, and when she looked up, she saw Madame Butterfly looking at herself with a smile, looking full of fun, and suddenly remembered something, and couldn't help but blush slightly, glared at Madame Butterfly and said, "What do you see?" ”
Madame Butterfly narrowed her eyes slightly, chuckled, and said, "Why didn't you go in?" Go in and help! ”
Lin Miaoke glared at Madame Butterfly, pouted and said, "You are still a sister, and you don't blush when you say such things!" ”
Madame Butterfly's face was really red, she glared at Lin Miaoke, and said a little embarrassedly: "Stinky girl, I'll go back to the house, I won't tell you!" So saying, he hurried back to his room.