Qingming Plug Outsiders Break Souls,

The yellow wind hits the distant mountains and dusks.

Looking at the hometown three kowtows,

Tears dripping down the placket.

The arrival of the hot three summer days is suffocating. The widow's son returned home after the college entrance examination.

On this morning, the widow's son and Fan Ermao were in the courtyard to cool off. The widow's son said: "Brother Ermao, my mother is thanks to you for taking care of me these days, I have to thank you." ”

"Look at what my brother said, thank you, I have to thank my aunt. A few days ago, when you didn't come back, my aunt taught me every night, which was very hard. Later, I learned and earned money, and the first person to be filial was my aunt. ”

"That's too, my mother has long wanted me to learn, I'm not interested in that, my mother often sighs and says that there is no one to teach." The widow's son looked at Ermao and said with a smile.

This widow's son is of medium height, with a square face, a high nose bridge, big eyes, and a white appearance very similar to his mother.

"Brother, you are home now, you have to live at home for a while, I haven't been home for a few years, I want to go home and see. Okay? Ermao looked at the widow's son and said.

"Homesick?"

"It's a lie to say I don't want to, that's always where I was born. It's been a few years, and I don't know if someone has added soil to the grave of my father, so I go back to see if I burn a piece of paper on my father's grave and kowtow. ”

"Are you coming back?"

"Look at what my brother said, how can I not go back. I'm half-baked in my studies, how can I do it? ”

"Then you talk to my mother and see what she means."

"Okay, I'll tell my aunt in the evening."

In the evening, after drinking the soup, Fan Ermao went to the hall to pour tea for the widow, lit a cigarette, and sat down to chat with the widow. It was hot, and this Fan Ermao sat next to the widow with a fan, and listened to the widow say: "Ermao, have you figured out the hexagram that you taught a few days ago?" ”

"Auntie, I know a thing or two, and I'm learning." Ermao replied.

"I'll teach you this, but it's practical in our countryside. Today I will tell you about the application of the seal of the financial official in the actual reading of hexagrams. You remember. ”

"Yes, yes, auntie."

"How do you know that its people are rich, and their wealth is through the door. To see a person's rich life, first look at the transparency of the wealth star. Positive wealth is small wealthy, partial wealth is rich. There are rich ancestors in the year, rich in the month, rich in life, rich in the middle age, and rich in the middle-aged. Why? The Japanese management is middle-aged, and the middle-aged is rich, why not be rich, and now see that the children and grandchildren are rich. However, there is a little difference in looking at men, because the stars of wealth under the sun are also husband and wife stars, and men who sit on the side of wealth under the sun have multiple wives and concubines. Why? This kind of person's desire to pursue wealth is stronger than anyone else, and often a person with a lot of wealth, it is his nature to raise a wife and take concubines, and he can't control it himself, which is also the life pursuit of a rich person. You can see this kind of fate can be judged directly, but you can only look at women's lives as rich lives. For those who are transparent to the official star, when looking at their wealth star, if the wealth star is weak, look at it with your life, and if the star of wealth is prosperous, you can also look at it with your life. Otherwise, they all think that greed for money will invite trouble. Also, the stars of wealth are afraid of comparing and robbing money, comparing and robbing a piece of money, and they don't look at it as rich. Because no matter how much money he earns, it is not enough for his brothers and sisters to rob, and this person earns a lot and spends a lot, and he can't save money. Great luck, passing years, and robbers will inevitably break their fortunes, and disasters will occur one after another.

There is no fortune star in the eight characters, but those who meet the fortune star in their twenties and forties are also seen as wealthy. Why, it's better to have luck than fate. In the great luck, he was in his twenties and had fortune and established a family in his early years; Thirty or forty years old, the middle limit is abundant. Early years and old age coincide, in terms of normality. Remembered. ”

"Remembered."

"I'll talk about the other ten gods later."

"Auntie, I want to go back to my hometown. My brother is at home now, I'll go back and see. Fan Ermao looked at the widow and said.

"Homesick?" The widow looked at Ermao and asked, thinking, it seems that this child is really homesick.

"I just want to go back and burn some paper on my father's grave." Ermao said a little sadly.

"Then you go back, going to the grave of your father and mother is the filial piety of your son. Go, go early and come back early. ”

"Yes, yes, I'll go back."

Precisely:

The prodigal son is thousands of miles away, and his hometown will eventually return.

The next day, this Fan Ermao got up early, fetched water, and filled the water tank; sweep the floor and clean the yard; and helped the widow to make a fire and cook. After breakfast, I packed up and prepared to go home. This Fan Ermao found out the drum set and brought it with him, thinking that with this guy, he would not have to worry about food on the road. So he went to say goodbye to the widow and went to the hall.

The widow and the widow's son were all in the hall, and Fan Ermao said: "Auntie, I'm leaving, brother, you take good care of your aunt at home, I'll go back when I go." ”

"Be careful on the road, stay in a hotel when you meet a hotel on the road, if you can't meet it, find a good person to live in. But be careful, remember. The widow said.

"Auntie, I know, I'm used to running outside, and I know who can live and what people can't. Don't worry, auntie. ”

"Ermao, although my aunt is not rich, she still has pocket money. Yes, this is the travel fee given to you by your aunt, it is easy to use on the road, don't be hungry and thirsty yourself. As he spoke, he handed over a bag of money.

"Auntie, I don't want it, I don't need it on the road, I plan to go back with food."

"Look at what you kid said, what are you begging for? Go out to the set and take the car back, go and go back quickly. The widow's face sank. This Fan Ermao saw that the widow and aunt were unhappy, so he hurriedly stepped forward to take the money and said, "Then I'll go." ”

"Let's go, let your brother send you."

"No, no." This Fan Ermao replied to go back to the back room to get a salute, and the widow's son also followed into the back room to help Ermao take it. Then the two walked out, and Fan Ermao said goodbye to the widow again, and the widow sent Ermao out of the gate and went back.

This Fan Ermao walked out of the village with the widow's son, Fan Ermao said: "Brother, don't send it, no matter how far you send it, it's a farewell, I'll be back in a few days." ”

"Okay, I won't send it, be careful on the road." The widow's son handed over the luggage to Ermao, and said, "Brother Ermao, you have to go early and return early, maybe I will leave at the end of next month, my mother still needs you to take care of it." ”

"Yes, yes, brother, don't worry, I will definitely go back, and you will not miss going to school."

"Okay, I believe you, I'll get back." The widow's son stared at Ermao and said.

"Yes, yes, don't worry, I'll go back." Fan Ermao said and saluted on his back and walked towards the set. The widow's son watched Ermao go away before turning around and going home.

Precisely:

The man who plays sighs,

Drifting outside is light.

Parents are not filial at the grave,

The wind blows paper money to the underworld.

This Fan Ermao rushed to the set with a salute on his back, walked to the set and walked through the set. He didn't wait there for the car and take the car home, but walked in the direction of his hometown. It turned out that Fan Ermao had already made up his mind: first, he lived in the widow's house for a few months, and he almost forgot about the drum book, and thought that he could pick up as much as he could to practice on the road; Second, walking home alone, singing a book with others on the way can also mix the money for eating, saving the entanglement given by the widow and aunt, and it is useless to prepare it at home. If you make up your mind, you don't take the main road, and walk along the small road in the direction of your hometown.

After walking all morning this day, seeing noon, this Fan Ermao looked forward and looked at the village in front of him, so Fan Ermao stepped up and walked towards the village.

Walking into the village, but seeing that the village is in tatters, where is the poetry of Tao Yuanming's Taoyuan, the whole is a backward rural image. The low brick houses are uneven and disorganized, and only the trees of the village appear to be alive. This Fan Ermao found a flat place in the shade of a big tree, set up a drum kit, took out a simple board, and prepared to stop. After a burst of drumming, the adults and children in the village gathered here one after another and sat in a circle around Fan Ermao. This Fan Ermao saw a lot of people, so he pulled up his broken voice and sang:

The drums of war are beaten, and the simple plates are taken,

A book cap pulls on you.

Don't sing anything else on the field,

It's only eighteen to sing a big girl.

The characters are not very good,

He has long yellow hair.

The head is full of lice,

The face is pockmarked without distinction,

There are also two pinches of meat under the corners of the eyes.

Don't look at the big girl like that,

The in-laws asked to marry her.

The big girl heard that she was going to get married,

I didn't eat anything for three days.

Alarmed, alarmed the neighbor,

But the sister-in-law of the East Courtyard was alarmed to persuade her:

Niu, girl, eat some, drink some,

You eat and drink well, and marry well.

The eldest girl listened to her sister-in-law's persuasion,

Go into the stove and eat something.

I ate two hundred and six vegetable buns,

The meat buns were eaten three hundred and eight;

drank two pots of noodles,

I drank two more pots of rice tea.

Steamed buns ate four and a half cages,

After a while, I ate eight and a half acres of old pumpkin,

To ask how much the pumpkin bears,

A hat head chops two or three.

The big girl ate seven minutes full in the stove room,

Just listen to the drip-d-drip outside the door, drip-drip,

The in-laws married her to carry her.

Outside the gate got into the sedan chair,

Four palanquin men came to carry her.

Some grinned,

Some of them are pressed and bared their teeth;

This one said, "Oh no,

It's either one or two;

The one said, "It's not two or two,

The little girl sat in a sedan chair and walked forward.

Oh no,

Hear it gurgling in your belly,

Steamed buns are soaked with rice tea.

I just want to fart,

I'm afraid that the four palanquin drivers will laugh at her.

I have the heart not to put the fart,

The sedan chair suffocates my slave's house,

I can't afford to talk about it,

Half-la-la-half-la-half-la-chaf-la

Dong Leng let out a snort.

The four palanquin men died,

and one didn't collapse;

Pulling the sedan pole and slamming it,

The palanquin man said,

Don't let it go, Miss Scream;

Don't let it go, I'll carry you home whatever you say.

The big girl looked helpless,

I went to my mother-in-law's house with my baggage.

Twist the golden lotus and walk forward,

My mother-in-law's house is not far away.

The whole family came out to welcome the daughter-in-law,

The big girl looked angry.

Dong Leng put a second don't fight fart,

The mother-in-law was blind in a pair of eyes;

My husband's nose has collapsed,

What is the son-in-law like?

Collapsed under the bed.

Early in the morning, I met an old man to pick up dung,

Even the head of the basket led people home.

The president of the United States got the letter,

Send three thousand soldiers and horses to fetch her.

The big girl is annoyed when she looks at it,

Separate the vigorous knock and let out a skyrocketing fart,

3,000 and 2,000 died;

Stunned to put a vinegar fart,

The presidential palace of the United States collapsed.

As soon as Fan Ermao's book hat was sung, the villagers in a circle laughed badly, this is good; That's wonderful, and let's do it again. Fan Ermao put away the simple board and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I came to your treasure land today, not asking for anything else, just asking everyone to drink water and eat." "No problem, I'll go back and bring it to you." Rural people are real, and someone brought food to Ermao when they said that. These two cents are also polite, pick up the bowl and eat. It's hot in summer, Ermao is sweating profusely when he eats, and someone brings it before he finishes eating this bowl of rice.

Precisely:

Ermao walked back to his hometown,

For the sake of filial piety.

Daddy's grave burns paper,

It's not as good as being alive to give a lump of sugar.