"How did I still run away? If we talk like this, will we be able to play together in the future? Su Shan is soaring golden sentences. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Oh, why is it so funny! I can't stand the laughter. ”

"This Su Shan, and this old lady are so funny, it's really a happy death."

"Fortunately, this year's Spring Festival Gala is supported by Su Shan's sketches, and our family is amused by him."

"Although he is a bit of a bastard, his show is indeed very interesting."

"If the Spring Festival Gala shows are of this quality, we will still spit out a fart groove!"

"The wisest decision made by the program team of this year's Spring Festival Gala was to invite Su Shan, oh my God, I was about to die of laughter."

The audience may have not seen a funny sketch for too long, laughing staggering one by one, let alone controlling, and now it is difficult to speak.

The Spring Festival Gala is a stage where all Chinese people can laugh and laugh on this night, and the quality of the program is particularly important.

Su Shan made everyone laugh, which was equivalent to being recognized by everyone.

Zhu Lingling: "Are you leaving?" ”

Su Shan: "I'm not leaving!" ”

Zhu Lingling asked again: "Are you leaving?" ”

Su Shan: "If I go, I'll be an escape!" ”

Zhu Lingling: "You're not leaving, are you?" Okay, I'll go! ”

After speaking, Zhu Lingling changed her movements and crawled forward, this action is really funny, not a little funny.

The audience was about to go crazy with laughter, they really couldn't think of how Su Shan came up with such a work, why was it so funny?

Before everyone's laughter was over, Su Shan's voice on the stage came again: "I said aunt, you are going to go there to blow up the bunker, why can't you understand?" I'm like that Mr. Dongguo, I saved the wolf when I was done, and the wolf will eat me when I turn around, so you say the wolf...... Isn't it rude? ”

Everyone's laughter suddenly became louder again, Su Shan glanced at it, and many people in the audience were already wiping their tears with their hands, and while wiping them, they were grinning loudly.

Su Shan didn't expect that the audience's love for this sketch would exceed his imagination.

The laughter of the audience was so enthusiastic.

In this way, Su Shan and Zhu Lingling acted more energetically.

"You bumped me in, even if you say you're sorry, not only don't apologize, but you bite me back, I tell you, you don't want to leave today." Zhu Lingling said, trying hard to stand up, trembling, as if she was really an old lady.

"This is the evidence, I am risking my life today, and I will fight this undesirable social phenomenon to the end!" Zhu Lingling came to the bicycle and said while grabbing the bicycle as she walked.

Su Shan on the stage was dumbfounded, and said softly: "No, Auntie, you're fine!" ”

Zhu Lingling: "Me? I'm so angry with you.! ”

Su Shan: "Ah! This angry person can still cure the disease, then I am qigong! ”

is full of laughter, and the audience at this time wants to stop laughing and have a good rest for a while, but Su Shan doesn't give them this opportunity at all.

saw Zhu Lingling on the stage and said: "I have to find someone to comment on me today, come to someone, come to ......."

At this time, Liang Zhen, who was dressed in a traffic police uniform, appeared again, and everyone knew in their hearts that this was another role.

"Auntie, what's the situation?" Liang Zhen walked towards Zhu Lingling and said.

And at this time, Su Shan pounced on the ground and fell, which was called a swift!

Don't look at him, he didn't even say his lines, but just this one action made the audience laugh breathlessly.

"Savior! Just now, he ......" Zhu Lingling spoke, turned her head and pointed at Su Shan, and then said angrily: "Why are you still falling?" ”

Su Shan, who was twitching hard in the stands, the audience laughed even more, and at this time, they already knew what Su Shan was going to do.

"Auntie, you're riding too fast! This rim is like this, are you racing? ”

A misunderstanding sets up a misunderstanding, but it makes the audience even more unbearable.

Looking at Zhu Lingling, who was incoherent, her laughter became louder and louder.

"I didn't hit him."

"Auntie, this car is here, people are lying here, the scene of the accident is too clear."

"That's not my bike!"

At this time, Su Shan, who was lying on the ground, spoke: "Your wife's bicycle, you didn't pedal so fast, I delayed your takeoff!" ”

What is called adding fuel to the fire, this is called adding fuel to the fire, at this time, Su Shan's underbeaten appearance is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

At this time, Zhu Lingling was even more speechless.

Liang Zhen on the side hurriedly said: "Auntie, don't get excited, I'll deal with it, come and come." Oh, comrade, this one didn't break, did it hurt? ”

"Oops my elbows, oops my rips, oops my waist disc ...... It doesn't hurt! ”

"It's all here, don't use the elimination method. Finish. It's okay, let's see if we can walk around? ”

"I should be able to walk, but I must have to go according to the table."

Zhu Lingling said angrily: "Why did you still walk on the table?" ”

It's obviously the lines that I said before, but the audience not only didn't care at all, but laughed even more happily.

"Ah, the rim is like that, it's been a long time, I flew over there, can I still rescue it? Look at this, I can fly out for about 10 meters! ”

"Where did you fly 10 meters?"

"So how many meters do I fly? It's all here, is it meaningful to compare the three meters and two meters with me? ”

"What he said was all my words!"

It's still those lines, but looking at Su Shan's underbeaten appearance, it seems even more ridiculous to everyone.

The lines are the same, but the effect is much higher than before, and this technique is all admirable.

At this moment, the audience was really about to die of laughter.

"Hey, comrade, I'll help you up first, come on, come on...... Hey, this ...... Aren't you going to tail up that kid? ”

Su Shan also stood up at this time, and then said in surprise: "The traffic police who dealt with my accident!" ”

After some explanation, the traffic policeman played by Liang Zhen finally knew what was going on, and hurriedly explained to Zhu Lingling: "Auntie, his bicycle rim was rear-ended like this just now, and I handled the accident." ”

"Didn't you hit me?"

"You're so old, he's going to bump you like that, can you still stand here and talk?"

"Auntie, look, the driver just now came back to apologize, saying that my brain didn't turn this corner at that time, let me return this money to this young man, saying that I can't let the people who do good deeds feel cold, come and take it."

Su Shan's face turned and shouted fast! Immediately smiled.

"Oops, it's not cold, it's not cold."

"They will give you an extra hundred and let you take it to repair the car."

"Oh, not only is this not cold, why is it suddenly a little heartburn?"