On stage, Su Shan and the two performed extremely seriously, and the audience couldn't close their mouths together, and almost every line could make people laugh. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Many viewers have already seen that this is actually the same as the "Brother's Day" just now, which is caused by a small misunderstanding, but the highlights and jokes are completely different.

As for the sketches of Niu Chunlei's apprentices, they can't be compared.

Of course, the audience can distinguish between the good and bad of the work, and whoever makes them laugh is which sketch is good.

Su Shan's performance has just begun, which makes the audience laugh, so what about a while?

I can't imagine it!

The audience was already fascinated, and they didn't even know that their hands hurt when they applauded Su Shan.

Su Shan and the two on the stage were still arguing.

Su Shan: "I said aunt, you have a good memory, no one really hit you." ”

Zhu Lingling: "No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then you have to hit me, I am going abroad now." ”

Su Shan: "Hey no, what is your identity, auntie, why are you still visa-free when you go abroad?" Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters. ”

Zhu Lingling: "How many meters do you have to fly?" It's all at this time, are you still more than the three meters and two meters true, does it make sense? ”

In order to make Zhu Lingling's performance more in place, Su Shan also asked Zhu Lingling to practice deliberately during the rehearsal, and the tone of her speech at this time, with her lines, is really irresistible, and she can't laugh if she wants to.

The cooperation between the two is seamless, you and I say one sentence, and every sentence makes people laugh out loud.

Before, everyone was worried that Niu Chunlei was there, and Su Shan's works might not be as funny as before, but everyone was wrong, and now they are difficult not to laugh!

Xu Meng'er and Zheng Yawen at home have been teased with tears coming out, and they are wiping hard, and many viewers sitting in front of the TV are the same, how long has it been since they saw such a funny sketch on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Good works are too rare and too rare, especially such a funny sketch, every sentence is so interesting, how can you come up with a work?

The audience didn't have the time to think about these questions, and they were all watching the sketch intently.

Liang Zhen also walked on the stage at this time, holding his mobile phone in his hand, and said as he walked: "Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry...... Wait, I saw an old lady fall down on the road and no one came to help her, no one else cares, I don't care! ”

These words were said with great momentum, and the words were full of righteousness, which made the applause continuous.

But just when the audience thought that the plot was going to develop in a cliché direction, they saw Liang Zhen point his mobile phone at Zhu Lingling, and then said, "Auntie, don't move." ”

After taking the photo, he quickly got up and left, and said as he walked again: "I will immediately send a Weibo to condemn this behavior, so that my parents will all comment, daughter-in-law, remember to like me." Oops, this old lady fell, she was miserable! ”

Liang Zhen didn't appear for even a minute, and then left everyone's sight, which made everyone laugh and shook their heads constantly.

Although Liang Zhen's approach is a bit exaggerated and funny, there are indeed such people in this society.

This is satirical, satirizing the pathologies of this society in a funny way.

Su Shan gestured behind Liang Zhen's back for a while, and said angrily: "It's miserable that you don't help it!" ”

As he spoke, Su Shan came to Zhu Lingling's side again and said, "Come, auntie, let's sit up first." Auntie, what about me, I'll take you to the hospital right away, but I beg you, you can help me prove it, and you can say that I am an innocent passerby, okay? ”

"Good!"

"That's right." Su Shan hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and then said to the mobile phone: "Ahem...... I am Hao Jian, a good person, just now, I was carrying my bicycle in front of me unscrupulously, and somehow, there was suddenly an old lady behind me, I put aside all my worries, and stepped forward to help her without hesitation. It's your turn, close your chin and look thinner. ”

"I'm an innocent passerby, and the innocent one was knocked down by you, and you still have to run when it's over!"

"Auntie, you are so naughty, does your family know?"

This is too classic and so interesting, the audience was amused and didn't say it, but at the same time kept this sentence in their hearts.

It's so naughty, do you know it's funny when you think about it!

Unconsciously, the performance has passed halfway, from the beginning to the present, the laughter has hardly stopped, the laughter is out of breath, and the feeling of stomach ache is back when laughing, how difficult it is!

The audience hasn't seen such a good sketch for too long.

Many people laughed, held their stomachs, and continued to watch Su Shan's performance.

At this time, Liang Zhen returned to the stage, but at this time he had changed his costume and was also riding a bicycle, as everyone knows, this is Liang Zhen's identity again.

Su Shan, who was waiting for someone to judge, suddenly caught him.

"What's the matter, young man!"

"There's an old lady here."

Seeing this, Liang Zhen hurriedly got off the bike, and then dragged Su Shan aside.

"You hit it?"

"Not really."

"Run, I'll help you."

"The result?"

"Let me tell you this, brother...... It's a luxury car! ”

After speaking, Liang Zhen choked up, and Su Shan bowed and watched.

It's sarcasm again, and it's also expressed in a funny way, and everyone laughs and shakes their heads again, sighing at how good the script is.

Su Shan, who was on the stage, saw that Liang Zhen was gone, and returned to Zhu Lingling's side, and said kindly: "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation in my family." Well, let's put it this way, the thieves came to my house with tears in their eyes, and they had to throw me two bags of rice during the New Year's holidays, do you know what I mean? Then let's do this, let's share a few fables together, the names of the stories are: Mr. Dongguo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady. What are these stories about, I will tell you them in turn from beginning to end, saying that once upon a time, there was a gentleman named Dongguo, one day, he rode his donkey, and rode a big pimple in that Gadagada, and when it was over, he met a wolf who was about to die, and this wolf ......."

"It's so grinding! If you want to help you, you will help, if you don't help you, you will leave, you make room for good people! I'll just act like you haven't hit me, okay, you go, go, go, run! ”

Zhu Lingling's roar completely made the audience laugh.

Su Shan on the stage was a lot of rambling, which was also very funny, and the two of them cooperated so much that the audience immediately burst into laughter.

It's so interesting, the audience found that what they laughed at this time was not a stomachache, but a pain all over their bodies! But...... That guy Su Shan didn't care about them at all, and he was still trying to make everyone laugh on stage.