Chapter 934: "Help or Not"
Listening to what the host on the stage said, the audience knew that it was Su Shanlai who was going to perform on stage next. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Don't look at Su Shan's deception of everyone hasn't passed, but if you want to say that everyone is looking forward to the Spring Festival Gala the most, it is Su Shan, the two programs he participated in before have been well received, and now that he has his own program, it shouldn't be bad.
At Su Shan's house, the two women also put down what they were doing, and hurriedly ran to the living room to sit on the sofa, waiting for Su Shan's performance.
Although they knew that Su Shan was going to the Spring Festival Gala, the two women didn't know what he was going to play.
Su Shan did this deliberately, so that the two women could laugh heartily after watching the show.
At this time, there were many people like Xu Meng'er and Zheng Yawen, and when they heard that Su Shan was about to take the stage, they hurriedly looked at the TV.
"I think the director must have known that he was also very talented in comedy, so he decided not to let him sing, but to bring us laughter."
"What a coincidence, the two of us actually wanted to go together."
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, don't you see that the audience and friends can't wait?"
"Haha~ Then we won't talk about it, hurry up and ask Su Shan to bring us a sketch ...... "Help or Not Help".
As soon as the three words "help or not" came out, it made everyone think of today's social problems.
This is easy to associate, but how Su Shan should perform next, the audience doesn't know.
After the host left, the stage was handed over to Su Shan and the others.
Su Shan, who had already been prepared, took a deep breath after hearing the applause, and then instantly entered the plot, with skills, his performance was definitely the best acting in the entire Spring Festival Gala.
In the expectant eyes of the audience, Su Shan was wearing a military coat, with a blue nose and swollen face, pushing a bicycle with deformed circles and walking onto the stage, screaming as he walked, looking like he had just had a car accident.
After walking on the stage, Su Shan stood in the middle of the stage and started his performance, saying the lines that he remembered in his heart: "Oh, you said that I am a person, I have one of the biggest shortcomings, that is, I am too nosy. No, I saw a car on the road just now that the trunk was not closed, and I rode behind to chase it, thinking about telling someone. As a result, someone braked suddenly, and I got into the trunk of someone's house. As soon as I climbed out, a kind policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are fully responsible." I lost two hundred dollars. ”
As soon as he came up, he could make people smile in a few words, and Su Shan did this in the whole Spring Festival Gala.
Performing sketches is also technical work, how to say it, what tone to use, how to make the audience laugh, this needs to be studied, obviously, Su Shan did a good job, just said a few words, and some of the audience already smiled, and even some of the audience laughed.
After some introduction, Su Shan pushed the broken bicycle and was about to go forward, but just as he was about to go, before he could go, the old lady played by Zhu Lingling trotted out and fell to the ground all of a sudden.
"Didn't look at anything." Su Shan pushed the bicycle casually and left.
Zhu Lingling was lying on the ground and her mouth was not idle: "Oops! ”
Su Shan also followed: "Oops! ”
"Oops!"
"Oops!"
"Oh my god!"
"You've won!"
The tone of the two is easy to make people feel funny, which is deliberately practiced by several people during rehearsals.
In order to make the audience laugh, Su Shan and others also made one hundred and twenty efforts.
In the applause, Su Shan finally turned back and came to Zhu Lingling and squatted down to help her up.
Su Shan: "Auntie, are you okay?" ”
Zhu Lingling: "Seventy-nine, slap the ground, what do you say?" ”
Su Shan: "Then let's see if it's broken?" Does it hurt? ”
Zhu Lingling: "Oh, my elbow! Oops, my Bolengayer! Oops, my waist coil! Oops, it doesn't hurt! ”
The audience's laughter suddenly remembered.
As soon as the laughter came to mind, I heard Su Shan say again: "Auntie, it's all here, let's not use the elimination method." ”
Suddenly, the laughter was louder.
Happy Twist's work is like this, in a few words, a burden is thrown out, very sudden, and very funny.
Xu Meng'er and the two of them at home have already made their voices happy, perhaps because their laughter is very low.
Some viewers laughed more than Xu Meng'er and the others, and many people just showed a smile and laughed softly.
In contrast, the Spring Festival Gala has been performed so far, and Su Shan's performance has made everyone laugh, laughing from the bottom of their hearts, and the smile is not reluctant at all.
The performances of Su Shan and the two on the stage have gradually improved, and then, there are more laughs.
Su Shan: "Then since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk." ”
Zhu Lingling listened to Su Shan's words and said, "Then I'll try!" ”
When he finished speaking, he didn't get up, his legs moved back and forth as if he were walking, and he spun in circles like a clock.
Su Shan also came to a very appropriate sentence at this time: "Oops! You can walk this way, but you walk according to the table! ”
Such an image sentence made many viewers laugh again.
Zhu Lingling: "Oh, why does my hip bone suddenly hurt?" ”
Su Shan: "That's for sure, I grinded it when I turned it just now, it's good if it didn't catch fire." Come, Auntie, I'll help you up! ”
The burden was thrown out again, so suddenly, so naturally.
In just a few words, the audience has already laughed several times.
After Zhu Lingling was helped to sit up, she said to Su Shan: "Oh, young man, your face is blue and purple, and you are choking enough." ”
Su Shan said shyly: "I'm fine." ”
Zhu Lingling: "You are a good boy, and you know how to help your aunt up." ”
Su Shan: "I'm addicted to doing good deeds. ”
Zhu Lingling: "This is going to be someone else, I'll run away after the collision!" ”
As soon as Zhu Lingling said this, Su Shan on the stage was dumbfounded, but the audience laughed.
I saw Su Shan gently put Zhu Lingling down again, and then said: "Auntie, you are stunned, and you are stunned very suddenly, you fell by yourself, when you fell, I was still 10 meters away from you." You see, that's my bike, and it's ironclad evidence. ”
Zhu Lingling glanced at the bicycle not far away, and then said in a trembling voice: "Oh, the rims are all like that, it took a long time, I flew over there, so can I still rescue it?" ”
When the audience heard this, the laughter couldn't be stopped, and they applauded and laughed at the same time, and the response was relatively enthusiastic!
The same is true for viewers who sit in front of the TV and watch the sketch, and the laughter simply cannot be stopped.