Chapter 20 Love When You Die
Li Longji's face was even darker, no matter what, he was the chief commander of the ghost prison on Yin Si Street, and he still had to have a little demeanor, "Hello the beautiful woman above, I am the chief ghost prison of Yin Si Street..."
"Everything? Animal Story? There are no animals in my apartment, if you want to organize animals to mobilize, I will build yƬ you go straight, walk about tens of thousands of miles out of the capital, and then there is a large area of animals waiting for you to mobilize! Yang Yuhuan put his hands on his cheeks and smiled slightly.
This smile made Wu Xiaolong shiver, "I'll go there, there is still Animal Mobilization in the Underworld?" Is it another side effect of Bai impermanence? ā
The one-eyed ghost has a feeling of being tired, and you have broken the Hades.
"......" Compared with Wu Xiaolong's speechlessness, Li Longji wondered, he was blocked before he finished speaking, and he also asked me to organize animals out of the city?
Are you paralyzed, can the animals outside the drunken capital be organized? It's just a dragon casually, what a ruthless place, turning into a snake, a snake, a roar and other divine beasts wandering! Even the divine beast under the throne of the King of the Earth, the Divine Monarch often fights the autumn wind there, and you tell me to go there to mobilize the animals?
You're asking me to deliver!
Li Longji was dumbfounded, this beauty seems to be a little mutated! Why do you speak so venomously?
"Nope! No! I'm a ghost on the Yin Si Street..."Li Longji is still very personable, and he wants to say it again.
"What the hell are you?" Yang Yuhuan smiled, I'm afraid that you won't speak, and you won't die if you speak?
Li Longji was dumbfounded, "Me! I'm Yin Si Street..."
"Sister? Good girl, my mother was originally your sister! ā
"Nope! Not really! I'm talking about I'm Yinsi..."Li Longji panicked, could it be that his way of speaking was not right?
"Dead? What are you doing! Why does my brother suddenly want to die? ā
Li Longji was dumbfounded, "I... What I'm trying to say is..."
"What is it? You were my brother! Is there any use in this? ā
Your uncle, Li Longji is confused, what is the situation, and he still doesn't let people live?
Is it that hard to say something?
Is it so hard for me to say a complete sentence!!
Wu Xiaolong looked at Li Longji's constipated face, and suddenly felt that he was so worthy of sympathy!
I think he also felt this way at the beginning, when facing Sister Yuhuan, it takes skill to say a complete word.
You can't come to the hard one, you can only come to the soft one.
"I was wrong!" Li Longji is very eye-catching, "If you have anything, just say it, and I'll do it!" ā
"You just said you were going to take my tenant?" Yang Yuhuan said.
Li Longji's face darkened, "No! ā
"Just now you said that you dared to sneak attack the general order of the ghost eunuch, and you don't know whether you are alive or dead?"
Li Longji's face turned purple, "No! ā
"Then why don't you get out of here?" Yang Yuhuan pursed his red lips and said: "Also, the farce is over, you hurry up and tell them to go back to their respective homes, find their own mothers, affect the old lady to sleep, it's really not a thing, cut!" ā
"Poof!" Li Longji squirted a mouthful of bloody arrows! His blood pressure has reached its peak at this moment, this beauty is too terrifying, I really want to be numb.
"Don't vomit blood here, okay, I still have to clean it tomorrow, hey" Yang Yuhuan frowned, unhappy.
The corners of Li Longji's mouth twitched, and he vomited blood, and you still didn't let me go?
"This is the real human missile!" Wu Xiaolong had to sigh.
"Why, we still have to watch the show!"
"Look at it, the general order has vomited blood, do you still watch?"
"I don't know if I'm alive or dead, hurry up and go back to sleep, Pluto is off work"
"But..."
"But peat, get out of here!"
Li Longji is really a good person who counts, and after a while, he organized a crowd to disband, and many aunts and uncles and many aunts and six mothers-in-law didn't want to leave, but the ghosts were not vegetarians, and Yang Yuhuan, who was two hundred yards away. They don't dare to provoke, isn't it easy and pleasant to clean up your group of gossip mothers-in-law?
At this moment, the ghosts finally got up!
Sure enough, it's still soft persimmons that are easy to pinch!
"Boom!" A sound sounded, and all the footsteps in an instant went fast, and the strength of the ghosts was really different! In just a few minutes, there were only three people left in the entire clearing!
One is Li Longji, the reason why he didn't leave has yet to be assessed.
The second is Wu Xiaolong, if he walks a fart, he will live here, okay?
The third is the one-eyed ghost, he also walks a fart, and he can't go to the big mansion of the underworld? No one can see him, and it's no problem to peek at Sister Yuhuan's bath, but I'm afraid that Wu Xiaolong will explode, so I haven't seen it.
"Everyone is gone, are you satisfied?" Li Longji actually pretended to be a very gentleman and walked under Yang Yuhuan, what about the anger of Wang Ba just now? Dead light!
Suddenly becoming a Yankee, this makes us very uncomfortable, okay?
"Gone? Then why don't you go? Yang Yuhuan frowned, worthy of being the queen, any word is the kind of knife fatal.
"......" Li Longji's face stiffened, but he was not annoyed, on the contrary, he said with a smile: "Everyone is a ghost, don't be so cold, the first time we met, I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Li..."
"I'm not interested..."Yang Yuhuan gave Li Longji a disdainful look, turned around in his gaze and left, leaving Li Longji messy in the stroke downstairs...
You're paralyzed...
I'm the chief eunuch of the ghost on Yin Si Street, you're not interested...
How can I be embarrassed!!
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"My sixth sense is really the best," Wu Xiaolong and the one-eyed ghost walked upstairs silently, admiring as they walked.
"Are you stupid? Sixth sense is awesome, are you still happy? Didn't you know that the sixth sense is a skill unique to girls? The one-eyed man pouted.
Wu Xiaolong's footsteps stopped, and the corners of his mouth twitched naturally, "In the future, I will change my name to Seventh Sense."
The convulsions are all natural, is it still far from neuropathy?
"First of all, tell me where is your sixth sense?"
"The Seventh Sense! Seventh Sense! I'm not a sissy again" Wu Xiaolong was speechless, "Didn't you say it just now, the legendary love triangle began"
"Ahh Does Li Longji really like Yang Yuhuan? That's too bad! "Fuck the one-eyed, fuck it, a little desperate for Hades.
"If a man doesn't fight back after being dragged by someone, he still helps that person do things, then this man is either in love with this person or he is abusive" Wu Xiaolong said disdainfully: "Li Longji is the chief commander of the ghost prison on Yinsi Street, it can't be abusive, isn't this falling in love with Yang Yuhuan?" ā
"I can't say that, the people of Hades can play," the one-eyed grimace twitched.
"Cut, I understand the characteristics of Hades, just tease, the wheels of history are rolling in, and I can't stop it," Wu Xiaolong said.
"The wheels of history... Could it be that Yang Yuhuan can still be with Li Mao? "The one-eyed man was confused.
"Judging from the urine nature of Hades, it is not impossible, the two of them will be together, and then Li Longji can snatch his wife, and then Li Mao will be reincarnated and leave here, and then Li Longji, who was harmed by Yang Yuhuan, will lose his status as the chief commander of the ghost messenger on Yin Si Street, and then they will both be reincarnated to indicate the finale!" Wu Xiaolong is very thorough.
He has seen through that this place is a teasing world, and all people are teasing, and it has become a fact that cannot be changed.
"......" The one-eyed ghost has nothing to say, and he is tired of talking too much.
"I'm more optimistic about Li Longji and Li Mao" Wu Xiaolong shook his head, looking at the one-eyed ghost's expression, Wu Xiaolong hurriedly stopped, "You don't have to ask me why I am optimistic about them, I'll sing you a song, you will understand!" ā
"......" The one-eyed ghost listened to the song sung by Wu Xiaolong, and the wind was messy.
Love when you're dead!
Not dripping to the end is not happy!
How deep the feelings!
It's enough to die...... All love???
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Nima, the one-eyed ghost wants to scold her mother!
My eggs hurt so much!!
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"It's a good job, Li Mao is playing beautifully, I look relieved, you don't have to pay the rent for the past three days. But if you don't pay the rent after the trial period is over, I'm sorry, don't blame Sister Yuhuan for being cruel to you" Yang Yuhuan leaned back to the door, fiddling with an S-shaped posture very temptingly, Wu Xiaolong's guns were forced to load, but unfortunately he couldn't shoot...... What a pity.
Wu Xiaolong saw her before he even entered the door, it hurt.