"Where's Aunt Li?"

"When I went home, she said don't call her a woman in the future"

"My own mouth, she can't care" Wu Xiaolong entered the door, his mouth pouting.

"She said that if you call her a woman again, she will hype up that your tenant's identity is fake, just an identity to cover your ears, and your real identity is actually still a little white face"

"I'll go to her second uncle! Damn, there's no mistake! Is this still the IQ that an aunt should have? "Wu Xiaolong's calves trembled, and he almost fell, what a terrifying aunt! If Aunt Li, who is also a tenant, really said this, Wu Xiaolong's identity as a little white face would no longer be able to be washed away.

Yang Yuhuan left the gate and walked towards Wu Xiaolong, the two of them were very close, and they were just a few centimeters away from kissing.

"Aunt Li doesn't have this IQ, this is the method I taught her, and I will use it to deal with you" Yang Yuhuan smiled.

"Damn... I know, "Wu Xiaolong wants to, the most terrifying thing is really Yang Yuhuan, that's right!"

"Sister Yuhuan, I'm so tired today, I'm really going to sleep, please walk a few meters back to your house, I'm really tired!" Wu Xiaolong cried and shouted, his whole body was cramping on the same screen at this time, he was really tired!

The three views he had accumulated for eighteen years were all destroyed on this day!

Can you not get tired? I'm tired of my brother, and I'm all whining.

"Take off that white and chubby clothes, it's weird and dirty, you're lucky too, rest early, right?"

"You don't have enough ghost energy to control the washing machine, send the clothes to my room tomorrow, I'll wash them for you," Yang Yuhuan's voice was very soft, it was a voice that could calm the anxiety in his heart, it was very beautiful and attractive. Her pair of weak and boneless soft wattles gently patted the eggs and tomato residues on Wu Xiaolong's body, this scene was like a daughter-in-law helping her husband clean up the mess, how soft it was.

Wu Xiaolong was very suspicious of his ears, is this still Yang Yuhuan? Help me clean up the trash! Is this Yang Yuhuan? Help me with my laundry? This... Is this still the poisonous Yang Yuhuan?

How could it be!

The three views that were finally organized... Ran down again......

When Wu Xiaolong was stunned, Yang Yuhuan had already turned around and left, and the charming figure was no longer visible as soon as the door was closed, and his mind kept surrounding the two sentences before Yang Yuhuan left, and he couldn't help himself for a long time.

It's so comfortable, that's what it feels like to someone hurt.

How long has it been?

Wu Xiaolong smiled, Sister Yuhuan is actually not as cold as it seems. Everyone has two sides, but I don't know if he or she is on the good side or the bad side when facing you.

Forget it, let's wash and sleep, my heart is too tired. Wu Xiaolong smiled and walked to the only bedroom in the house, this home is still not to mention how small, just a few steps, Wu Xiaolong was stunned, "Washing machine!" There is also a washing machine in Hades!! I'll ......."

Calm! You have to be calm!!

The one-eyed ghost is about to cry, poor master, your three views are not normal anymore, so pitiful......

Forget it, let's sleep, I'm really tired today, my liver hurts to death.

As for Wu Xiaolong's three views?

Whatever, who is Wu Xiaolong? Who knows him?

Sure enough, there is not a single sympathetic ghost in the special underworld!!!!!!!!!!! Wu Xiaolong is crazy.

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The next day, the blue star cast a trace of crystal blue light, this dazzling blue light is the unique sunlight on the underworld, not as bright as the sun in the world, but with a quiet comfort, this brilliant blue light has the effect of calming the mind and calming the mind, compared to the hot sun, much better.

Feeling the illumination of this blue light, lying on the bed in the bedroom, Wu Xiaolong knew that it was already the morning of Hades, according to the algorithm of the world, it was probably noon now, and he woke up really late, and the sun was drying his buttocks.

Wu Xiaolong lazily opened his eyelids, turned over the soft and soft quilt, half sat up, stretched his waist, slept all night and his tense body suddenly loosened, and the comfort caused by the pulling of bones and tendons exploded, Wu Xiaolong was very sour, so comfortable, and subconsciously shouted, "It's so comfortable, sleep until you wake up naturally, this is life!" ”

"Remind you, if you don't want to make money, you can only sleep on the road until you wake up naturally!" The one-eyed ghost is very scenic, and that red bean-like eye is also a big killer, and it makes you want to vomit when you look at it, and it's the kind of spit that you won't get used to when you spit and spit it.

What made Wu Xiaolong even more depressed was that this thing actually slept in the same bed with him!

How many times do you have to say it to understand? I! No! Do! Base!

A hint of indifference flashed on Wu Xiaolong's lazy face, and the corners of his mouth naturally rose, "It's okay, isn't it just to make money?" ”

"Do you know how to make money?" The one-eyed ghost was startled, and quickly got up from putting it on, but he didn't expect that the master's IQ had improved overnight?

Wu Xiaolong tidied up the white T-shirt on his body, rolled out of bed with a grinding and chirping, slowly put on ripped jeans with one foot, and jumped to the toilet in the room with the other foot, and said vaguely as he jumped: "Didn't Sister Yuhuan say that there are porters in Yin Si Street Mansion to do it?" ”

The one-eyed ghost's eyes turned, looked at the only little red neene on his body, and then looked at Wu Xiaolong who was wearing pants while walking, and suddenly a trembling feeling spread throughout his heart.

Co-authored this last night turned out to be sleeping naked!

The one-eyed ghost was stunned, he and Wu Xiaolong were lying on a bed without clothes and pants!

Nima, play big, I'm really not doing it!!

"Rustle! Sand! Wu Xiaolong brushed his teeth with an emerald green toothbrush, don't be surprised, Hades even has a Land Rover, and the storage of a toothbrush is normal, you don't see it, isn't Wu Xiaolong scared to pee?

"Are you really going to apply for a porter?" The one-eyed ghost climbed out of bed, came to Wu Xiaolong's side in a very bad mood, and pouted.

"Wow" Wu Xiaolong spit out the water, washed his face, and didn't answer the topic of the one-eyed ghost, but took out a cucumber from the washbasin in the toilet, "Do you say that this cucumber will be made of flying bricks in the future?" ”

"The things that are converted by the material conversion card are originally permanent, this is a real good thing in the newbie gift package, generally speaking, the ghost soldier card, the ghost master card can't draw something, it can create a zào artifact, if you take an ordinary magic weapon to convert the substance, you can become a real artifact, but it's a pity..."The one-eyed ghost despised Wu Xiaolong's IQ, "You actually used this card to convert a cucumber, I'm also drunk, even if the cucumber organization is converted into a flying brick outside the sky, what's the use?" In addition to the hard point, it is still the hard point! ”

Wu Xiaolong's face showed a hint of blush, and he touched his head embarrassedly, "At that time, the situation was urgent, I needed a weapon, I didn't think about it so much, I used the cucumber to convert the substance, how can the rest have time to think about it"

"Besides, cucumber hard points are also very powerful!"

"For example?" The one-eyed man sarcastically said, "When the mourning stick is used?" People crying and mourning sticks are very powerful, there is nothing wrong with beating good people, and beating bad people can hit the pain of the heart at once, what is the use of your cucumber? ”

"When! While! Wu Xiaolong took the cucumber and knocked on the washbasin, listening to the one-eyed nonsense, his eyes emitted a strong evil aura, and his lips turned up to reveal an evil smile, "It's okay for this cucumber to hit a man, it's okay to hit a woman... You can hit the pain of happiness at any time, and if you don't believe it, you can try it! ”

“…… Nima! "The one-eyed man was confused, what he said made sense.

Wu Xiaolong naturally turned his head, the one-eyed ghost was stunned too many times, he got used to it, okay?

After brushing his teeth, he suddenly felt that he still had nothing to do today, he read a book all day yesterday, and he was going to make a farce at night, and he was tired, but he was very full, and he felt busy, and he couldn't stop at all.

And today? What to do?

Wu Xiaolong walked to the single bed in the bedroom and sat in a daze, looking at this small bed that was less than 1.5 meters in size, it was difficult for it to fit him and the one-eyed ghost.

【Ding! There is nothing to do, Wu Xiaolong finally remembered that he still has a toy Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure wish realization artifact, and suddenly thought of the soaring prestige point yesterday, this is the harvest! With these prestige points, can you still open the door of the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure function?

Wu Xiaolong excitedly opened the virtual screen of the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure. Now it can be opened even if it is not opened in the right way!

[Official position]: None.

[Prestige Point]: 480

[Ghost Dao Realm]: The Ghost Soldier Realm is a heavy sky.

【Mall】:......

[Flop System]: Ghost Soldier Card ...... (Unlimited gacha once)

[Inventory]: Du Fu's Ghost Soldier Card.

[Skill Bar]: Qinglian Sword Technique (50% fusion of Qinglong Blood Lotus).

Hey! Why is there an extra skill bar?

Looking at the screen, Wu Xiaolong was dumbfounded, could this Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure be updated automatically?

"You used Li Bai's cards to learn Li Bai's swordsmanship skills, and you can naturally activate the skill function, what's so surprising" The one-eyed ghost clasped his hands to his chest and pouted.

"What is 50 percent fusion?"

"Do you really think that if you use Li Bai's card, you will learn the Qinglian Sword Technique completely? Fifty percent of the fusion degree is to represent the fusion of you and this swordsmanship, it can also be said to be the experience value, although you do know this trick, but you have not reached the heart, send and receive freely, melt into the realm of one heart, when the fusion degree of the green dragon blood lotus reaches 100%, then every time you use the green dragon blood lotus, you can use it to the peak, use the divine will, if the god helps."

"Moreover, when the fusion degree reaches 100%, it can also activate the second move of the Qinglian Sword Technique, which is the strongest move of the Qinglian Sword Technique, Qingyan Lian! This move is Li Bai's strongest swordsmanship, even Li Bai has not cultivated to the fullest, and he has only used it once when he dies" The one-eyed ghost sat beside Wu Xiaolong and said.

"You talk too much nonsense, wouldn't it be nice for you to just say that skills need experience points to upgrade?" Wu Xiaolong pouted, "I've always had a question I want to ask, can I use the inventory on the system to store my things like the protagonist of a novel in the world?" I'm embarrassed to walk around with cucumbers! ”

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