"Xiaolong, are you back?" The beautiful woman's red lips curled, revealing a sweet smile and said to Wu Xiaolong.

After Wu Xiaolong's cheek heard this, he instantly twitched, and the seventy-two nerves in his body also tensed at this moment, as if he was in a state of "defense"?

"Sister Yuhuan, I'm back," Wu Xiaolong smiled unnaturally.

"Oh! Did you find something to do? Sister Yuhuan is still smiling beautifully.

Wu Xiaolong took a deep breath, "No"

"I'm sorry for you to come back, if you have nothing to do, it means that you don't have anything to do!"

"I've been at my house for three days, not to mention the food, let's just talk about the accommodation fee, there are hundreds. Plus the hundreds of Stygian coins you borrowed from me, it's more than 500 Stygian coins, tell me when you plan to pay it back? ”

"Aren't you going to pay it back? No, it's okay, get out of here! Sister Yuhuan showed a very cute pouting action, her mouth crackled non-stop, and there was a big picture that she didn't intend to let Wu Xiaolong enter the door.

Really! It's time to come, Sister Yuhuan's mouth is too poisonous!!

Wu Xiaolong smiled bitterly: "Sister Yuhuan, I have only been in the underworld for a long time, how can I find something to do so easily?" ”

"I heard that the Yin Si Street Lingfu is recruiting a large number of porters, and you can try it with your skills," Sister Yuhuan said disdainfully.

"I'll try it when I have time and try to repay my debts," Wu Xiaolong smiled bitterly again.

"Cut, it's not out of luck" Sister Yuhuan squinted at him, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, in four days, your trial deadline is about to arrive, and then you don't get out, just wait for the ghosts to catch you."

"Sister Yuhuan, you can't be so ruthless!!"

"Do I have anything to do with you?"

Wu Xiaolong's cheeks twitched, and he said honestly: "No"

"Do you have any money?"

Wu Xiaolong's face darkened, and he said honestly: "No"

"Do you have a job?"

Wu Xiaolong's face turned purple, and he said honestly: "No"

"Scrap wood!" Sister Yuhuan showed a knowing smile, nodded Wu Xiaolong's forehead elegantly, and then twisted her plump delicate body and turned away.

"Da Da!!" Listen to the sound of Sister Yuhuan turning back. Wu Xiaolong's face was so ugly, he almost couldn't bear it!!!

"This woman's mouth is not as good as even me!" The one-eyed ghost looked at the back of Sister Yuhuan's departure with a worshipful gaze, and worshiped her from the bottom of his heart.

Because compared to Sister Yuhuan, his one-eyed ghost's famous mouth damage is nothing, which is really trivial.

"That's the main reason why I don't dare to speak in front of her, her mouth is too poisonous!!" Wu Xiaolong wanted to cry.

"She's my idol! She's so powerful" The one-eyed ghost's eyes were radiant, and he looked like he wanted to go to apprenticeship.

"Shut up, if you learn from her, I'll blow up the machine immediately, do you believe it or not?" When Wu Xiaolong heard this, his face turned white with fright.

The one-eyed ghost was originally a detrimental ancestor, if it was more progressive?

Isn't that the "star master" in the Chengjiupin Sesame Official? Can you "bring the dead back to life" with just your mouth? ”。 , there will be no coffin at that time, just go up in smoke.

"Cut, to deal with you, why do you need to learn this ghost?" The one-eyed ghost said disdainfully.

...... "Can I pop his eyes?" Can you? Wu Xiaolong's face was covered with black ash, and there was even a desperate thought floating in him.

"By the way, Sister Yuhuan, she said her surname is Yang!" After a while, Wu Xiaolong suddenly said.

"What? Yang Yuhuan, you don't know? The one-eyed ghost looked at Wu Xiaolong with the appearance of looking at Xiaobai.

"I know, but what I know is the gentle and lovely Yang Yuhuan, not the cute Yang Yuhuan with a poisonous tongue!"

"I felt something was wrong three days ago, but her mouth was too poisonous so I didn't expect it to be her!"

"Do you think I'm stupid, because of this week's trial stay, I was scolded as a waste wood for no reason,, I'm the future king of Hades, the egg hurts, the egg hurts"

"My four great beauties of ancient times! My three views!! Wu Xiaolong's face darkened again.

The author is great, you are planning to destroy my three-view plan, right?

Believe it or not, I exploded, and by the way, let your novel explode too.

"Bruce Lee with a straightforward personality can become an uncivilized Bruce Lee, Yang Yuhuan with a poisonous tongue and a cute tongue, it's not uncommon for you to meet it" The one-eyed ghost pouted: "I see how accustomed you are, maybe you will meet the hot-tempered Xi Shi in the future, the cold Diao Chan, how familiar and familiar now, I will get used to it in the future, I don't think it's unusual."

"I stuff you in the toilet every day to eat, can you get used to it?" Wu Xiaolong glanced at the one-eyed ghost coldly, then walked in directly, closed the door casually, and left the one-eyed ghost outside alone with a "snap".

The one-eyed man stood at the door for a long time, "That's what you said...... It makes sense."

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As soon as Wu Xiaolong walked in, he saw a picture that made his three views collapse again.

I saw Yang Yuhuan's jade hand elegantly raised upward, and a few dazzling golden lights suddenly appeared in his hands, and those golden lights, Wu Xiaolong's sixth sense told him that it should be the "ghost qi" that the one-eyed ghost hangs on his lips every day!

Almost every ghost in the underworld will have ghost energy, because their ghost body is condensed by ghost energy, and ghosts without a ghost body can only be called a soul.

Every ghost with a ghost body will inevitably have a ghost aura, even the weakest half-ghost body will also have a ghost aura in the ghost soldier realm.

Yang Yuhuan has a ghostly aura, and Wu Xiaolong is not surprised to know it early.

To his surprise, Yang Yuhuan's jade hand slammed into a black box in front of him. The golden ghost qi escaped into the black box at an extremely fast speed, only to see that the black box made a "swish" sound, and several pictures suddenly appeared on the front side of the black box, and it would also send out "Ah! Yes! Voice.

Wu Xiaolong knelt on the spot!

Hell, there's a TV in Hades!

There's something wrong with that! Can't you leave me some three views?

What is the principle of the TV set in Hades? Ghost energy can be used as electrical energy to power the TV, so I won't bother with you.

But what about the TV signal? What about high-tech parts? You don't need to make a TV, can you believe it?

"I dare to believe that this TV uses a thousand-mile sound transmission array plus the illusion movement method, as well as star stone, black steel stone, a rare metal with its own ghostly energy, and so on. Have you seen this TV?,But there's no switch.,It's originally a TV set in Taidifu.,It's completely different from a high-tech TV, okay? The one-eyed man snapped up and said.

"......" Wu Xiaolong's face changed, and he looked at the one-eyed ghost with a stupid expression, "You mean to say that the pictures on this TV are all illusions?" ”

"Let's just say so"

"You are stupid to me, isn't the white one above white?" Wu Xiaolong pointed to the white figure on the TV, "He also said that as a prefectural official, and he is also a high-ranking Yang Soul Supervisor, it can be said that he is a big Yali Mountain. Say such a humane person, and there is a microphone to interview him, and the word live broadcast is written in the right corner of the TV, you tell me that this is an illusion? Do you believe it!! ”

"......" the corners of the one-eyed ghost's mouth twitched, "Hehe, the people of Hades are really good at playing!" ”

"I don't care about this TV, but what's going on with that Land Rover xxx?" Wu Xiaolong squinted at the one-eyed ghost.

The one-eyed ghost was stunned, he was a maintenance faction of the underworld, if he was killed by Wu Xiaolong now, then he would be disgraced and thrown home.

"Land Rover xxx shell must also be Xingchen steel, the inside is either a spar or a spirit stone, and the overall structure is probably similar to a car in the world, but you don't need to refuel, you only need to inject ghost gas to start, which is very understandable."

"Huh!! What are you talking about..."Wu Xiaolong was surprised.

"Doesn't that make sense?" The one-eyed man was excited, and he felt that he was victorious.

"It's not! It's still very," Wu Xiaolong pouted.

Can I beat him? Beat the master a little, this will not affect my identity as the spirit of the perfect system.

The one-eyed man thought viciously.

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(I want to ask for recommendations, ask for collections, book friends won't think I'm making up the word count, right?) )