Chapter 6: You Are Dead

"Am I stupid? There is a mobile phone store in my two o'clock direction, and the brand is still an apple that has been bitten down? Who is the owner? Boss Joe? ”

"Normal, normal, Boss Qiao is also in the Underworld now, isn't he?" The one-eyed man smiled awkwardly.

The corners of Wu Xiaolong's mouth twitched vigorously, it was really better not to remember!

However, forget it, it's useless to think so much, isn't it?

I can't really play with the explosion machine, although it is my lifelong wish to make the one-eyed disappear forever.

But... I don't want to live and die with him!

So... Let's work hard obediently towards a hard life without weekends

The alleys of Hades correspond to the streets of the world, and the alley of the bookstore is very large, and there is a feeling of endless sight when you look at the past.

When Wu Xiaolong first came to this alley, he felt like a frog at the bottom of the well, and he had seen a place called an alley that was longer than a highway, right?

You haven't seen it, I've seen it.

I really want to be in the groove again, it takes an hour to walk down the alley!!

Hey, looking at the Land Rover xxx running at high speed on the side, the majestic, bronze coffee-colored metal body, accompanied by the roar of a beast, the behemoth driving on the Hot Wheels, and because it ran at high speed, it caused a lot of garbage flying in the sky, Wu Xiaolong had the urge to scold his father.

You Mahler's next door, the garbage is blowing all in my face.

Don't let me meet you again, someday...

I'm going to buy a hundred Land Rover XXX to run around you, I see that the goods in front of me dare to overtake my car!.

Depend on! See you in the future!

Wu Xiaolong copied the path, crossed the alley of the bookstore, and came to the "True Day Alley", which is one of the few large alleys in Yin Si Street, and Wu Xiaolong is currently living here.

Wu Xiaolong swaggered into an apartment, this is just a small apartment, only two floors, only two rooms on each floor, and it is also a house with only one bedroom, one bathroom and one living room, and the whole apartment has only four rooms, which is really small enough.

But you can't underestimate such a small house, if you exchange it for dark coins. I can buy more than a dozen Land Rover xxx that ran fast on the road just now, this is a drunken capital!

It is not an exaggeration to say that there is an inch of land, and if there is such an apartment, it can be regarded as a small landlord's deposit.

Ever since I came here three days ago, I was taken in by this landlord.

For her, Wu Xiaolong has always maintained a grateful attitude to face her, and in front of her, he really didn't dare to make a sound.

Wu Xiaolong was about to open the door when he pulled out the key, but after thinking about it, he stopped what he was doing. He knocked on the door with his hand slightly, "Knock!" The door echoed, and sure enough, a moment later came from inside the door a soft and pleasant sound like a little swallow.

"Is Xiaolong back?"

"Sister Yuhuan, it's me!"

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A deafening voice came out in the Land Rover XXX that was speeding quickly in an alley, "No, Brother Xiaolong, you are also teased by someone?" ”

Bruce Lee leaned on the soft co-driver position in the Land Rover xxx car with a depressed expression, looked at the handsome man driving the car next to him, and shook his head with a wry smile, "Isn't it?" Who would have thought that guy was pretending to be from the beginning, saying that he only memorized one percent of the place names after looking at it for a long time, but in fact, he might have memorized all the place names on the map, and he said this sentence just to lure me to the bait."

"Did you say someone dug up this guy's grave? It should have been dug up, otherwise there would be no bad ghost like him," the handsome man smiled slightly.

"Who knows, anyway, let him be arrogant this time, I will definitely teach him a lesson if I have the chance" Bruce Lee showed a completely indifferent expression, lying comfortably on the back of the Land Rover xxx, not to mention this posture.

"According to me, Brother Xiaolong, you should beat him on the spot to relieve your anger," the handsome man shook his head with a little regret.

"He's just a fool, can I use it to teach him?"

"The question is, co-authored you to teach him not to do it? So what do you teach him a lesson? The handsome man looked puzzled.

"Memory!" Bruce Lee said triumphantly: "When I memorize all the scrolls, I will definitely kill him."

"......" The handsome man twitched his face fiercely, and you still plan to compare memories with him? Ay...... This kid doesn't remember to eat.

"Li Mao, where are you going now?" Bruce Lee looked up at the passing environment, and as Land Rover xxx kept moving forward, he realized that this was not like the way home.

The handsome man, that is, Li Mao, pulled the corners of his mouth up, and pulled up fiercely, and the speed of the ghost horse suddenly slowed down, "I'm going to Zhenday Alley!" ”

"Oh! Are you going to see her, I remember that she is in True Day Lane" Bruce Lee showed an ambiguous smile and secretly glanced at Li Mao who was full of spring breeze.

"I've got it all planned, I'll call a few brothers downstairs to her, and then I'll propose to her!" Li Mao said with a smile.

(That's right, you read that right!!) There is no need to question that there is also a marriage function in Hades. After all, Lord Hades is also a masculine man, so there must be a ghost woman to relieve stress. The boss of Hades has a wife, how can the little brother of Hades not have it? . Therefore, there is no need to complain, if you don't get married, just the billions of ghosts on the underworld who can't be reincarnated for a long time can drown the entire underworld institution by spitting a mouthful of water, so the demand for this aspect is still dropping! )

Bruce Lee showed a hopeless expression and poured a basin of cold water down, "She has been ignoring you, and you still stick it with a dead face"

"A woman with this kind of beauty is only available to me"

"I hope it's as you wish, maybe she won't come out at all, not necessarily"

"Don't worry, she will definitely come out, unless she can endure the eyes of the world"

"What do you mean?" Bruce Lee's right eyelid jumped, and he suddenly felt very uneasy.

"I'm going to tell her neighbor that she has a new love and dumped my old love, and she doesn't want me anymore, and her new love is still a little white face!" Li Mao said pitifully.

"You! You're dead! Bruce Lee said speechlessly.

"There's no way, she won't come out if she doesn't die!" Li Mao was also speechless.

"......" Bruce Lee was depressed, "she will beat you to death"

"It's okay, with you, the master of the Nine Heavens of the Ghost Soldier Realm, I'll be fine, Brother Xiaolong, you can't watch me get beaten" Li Mao smiled coldly, he felt that his plan was really seamless.

“… You're so shameless! Bruce Lee glanced at Li Mao deeply, and suddenly felt a little careless in making friends.

Tell your neighbors that they have a new love and abandon their old love of "him", and hype up how people don't abide by women's morals?

In this way, as long as it's a woman, she can't help but go out and beat that "man", right?

As long as she goes out, then Li Mao's plan is half successful.

Well, the plan is good, but it's a bit lacking in morality.

I hope it won't thunder, we're all ghosts, we can't afford to toss!!

Anyway, how do you feel worse than the ghost who has been dug up?

Bruce Lee felt powerless about this, and now he hoped that he wouldn't meet that ghost who likes to get nervous, because one bad ghost is enough, and if there are two, it is destined to thunder and thunder.

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"Click!" A dark gray door opens up the world inside it!

A figure that can be called a stunning allure emerged, this is a woman of about eighteen years old, the first thing that catches her eye is her shocking appearance, sinking fish and geese, beautiful as a flower is not enough to describe. The qualifications are gorgeous, and the delicate and clear body revives the blood of humans and beasts!! The skin is white and beautiful, and the snowy skin is like egg pudding, full of elasticity, and I can't wait to take a bite.

This woman is very apt with this poem, "The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, the spring breeze blows Revlon, if it is not for the jade mountains to see, it will meet under the moon in Yaotai", the delicate peony is just like the flower and moon appearance of this woman, the blooming peony and the glamorous woman are "the national color and the fragrance of the sky"!!

Every time Wu Xiaolong looked at the face of the woman in front of him, he actually had a kind of uncontrollable **, this is simply a "human missile"! If you're not careful, you'll "miss the gun"!!

Looking at her, Wu Xiaolong really wanted to overturn the conclusion he had made before, he still had beautiful women to give him a hug, and he was also a super beauty. Pity... Even if this beauty wants to give it to him, he doesn't dare to accept it.

Although I really want to carry a gun to charge! However, this kind of ** can only be thought about, but don't dare to say it, why?