"Click!" Wu Xiaolong ignored the one-eyed ghost and opened the door with an unhappy expression, "That one?" Now that Pluto is off work, why do you still visit at night? ”

Pluto is also the sun of Hades, and legend has it that the first generation of Hades brought the blue glowing Neptune from the universe.

I don't know if it's bragging.

But it brought light to the dark underworld.

When Pluto shines, it is daytime, and when it is dark, it is night, which is the decision of the first generation of Hades.

The idea came from the sun in the world, and I heard that it was because the first generation of Hades secretly went to the world to bask in the sun, so he got the idea, but he couldn't do anything with the sun, so he had to start with Neptune.

And just like that, Pluto was born.

The door opened, and a middle-aged aunt with her hair tied up and an ordinary face appeared. This aunt, Wu Xiaolong knows, is one of Yang Yuhuan's three major tenants, living in one of the rooms on the first floor, Wu Xiaolong is the left room on the second floor, and Yang Yuhuan is on the right.

This aunt lives downstairs in Wu Xiaolong's house, and she has met a lot of times in the past three days, but she is quite familiar, Wu Xiaolong will call her respectfully when he sees her: "Ah mother!" ”

There's no way, who told the aunt to splash foot water on the door when she met Wu Xiaolong, and it happened to splash it on Wu Xiaolong's face?

It's light to call her mother-in-law, but not to call her an old aunt, a witch, a grandmother or something is considered to be to give Sister Yuhuan face.

"Ah Po, you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, what are you doing here?" Wu Xiaolong was a little impatient, after all, as long as someone was splashed with footwater, no one would have a good face, right?

"You're too uneducated, aren't you? Am I like? "Auntie's temper is obviously stubborn, and she is not easy to mess with with the three aunts and six mothers-in-law.

"Are you educated? The ghosts in the underworld have no parents, they are born as a single body, and then they are managed by the government of the underworld, how can they be raised? Unless you jumped out of the stone, and the stone mother taught you" Wu Xiaolong turned around and left, facing this aunt, he was quite unpleasant, and when he turned around, he couldn't help but sneer, "Or you are the Monkey King, born with a group of monkeys to teach you, but unfortunately your ass is not red, you are really not as good as a monkey."

"You!! You! Bastard, too bastard! Auntie's face turned red with anger.

"I didn't expect your mouth to be full of damage," the one-eyed ghost looked at Wu Xiaolong with great appreciation, and he felt that Wu Xiaolong had inherited one-third of his advantages and talents.

"......" Wu Xiaolong's eyes sank, staring at the one-eyed ghost and said gloomily: "This sentence was told to me by you, bastard!" ”

"Ahh The one-eyed man was stunned.

"Little white face, eat soft rice, you stop me!" Seeing Wu Xiaolong go back to the room, the aunt's lungs were hurting immediately, and she ran over and pulled him to prevent him from leaving. People who don't know what happened to this action saw it, and thought that Wu Xiaolong had abandoned her.

"Be careful when you speak, who eats soft rice?" Wu Xiaolong looked at the aunt who held his hand blankly, his face gloomy.

"Isn't that you? You deceived the landlord with a little white face, and forced the landlord to break up with his husband. Now you eat other people's food and live in other people's houses, isn't this eating soft rice? Isn't this a little white face? "Auntie despises Wu Xiaolong, her mouth is about to skim to a K shape, quite contemptible.

"Stop! Stop! Who deceived her? ”

"Obviously, she deceived me, saying that she was trying to live for free, and now she wants me to pay the rent, and if she doesn't pay it, she will drive me away, how do you think I'm the victim?" Wu Xiaolong was speechless, his hand was grabbed by his aunt. I can't go crazy now.

Wu Xiaolong's house is really not big, the total area of the whole house is less than eighty square meters, Wu Xiaolong and his aunt are talking loudly, and their conversation naturally can't escape the ears of the landlord Yang Yuhuan.

Yang Yuhuan exploded on the spot, little white face? Eat soft rice?

Is my vision so bad that I can keep a scrap of firewood that can almost pick up garbage everywhere?

is like Wu Xiaolong, although he is not very ugly, he is also a little handsome. But if the underworld lacks everything, there is no shortage of handsome guys, okay?

He's like this, a piece of tofu can hit four or five when thrown on the street, and I will support him? Joke about it.

"Aunt Li, you tell me clearly, who will take care of this waste firewood that doesn't fight for three days and evades rent?" Yang Yuhuanlian walked slowly, and came to them with a fresh fragrance, her brows were furrowed, obviously very resistant to the topic of the aunt.

"Sister Yuhuan, who didn't fight for three days and escaped rent?" Wu Xiaolong's face darkened and he protested loudly, but unfortunately no one listened to him.

Aunt Li looked puzzled, "Landlord, you didn't take care of this little white face?" ”

"You're just a little white face, your whole family is a little white face!"

"No, he's so wasteful, I can't take care of him" Yang Yuhuan squinted at Wu Xiaolong, obviously telling him to shut up.

"Really? But why is your husband crying out downstairs? He said you broke up with him for the sake of a little white face! Aunt Li said strangely.

Yang Yuhuan's small mouth is open, this... What the hell is going on? She is a big girl with yellow flowers, where is her husband? Or is it called injustice?

Your name is Chun, you!

"......" Wu Xiaolong's face was also strange, "Sister Yuhuan, do you have a husband?" ”

"Speak again, I'll poison you!" Yang Yuhuan's eyes were angry, and he said coldly, then twisted his graceful delicate body and walked towards the only window in Wu Xiaolong's house, intending to see what was going on!

Wu Xiaolong also shut up, out of curiosity about the principle of killing the cat, he continued to walk out of the window, intending to take a look at the "husband!!" ”。

The apartment is now lively, although Pluto is off work, and Hades is in the dark, but with the lighting of ghost fire, it is still colorful and dazzling. Under the constant illumination of the ghost fire, dozens of figures under the apartment can also be seen clearly, one of which is Li Mao who is driving a Land Rover xxx all the way !。

Li Mao was leaning against the door of the Land Rover XXX, sobbing with a pitiful appearance.

Not to mention, King Shou of the Tang Dynasty is really handsome and chic, and he has a different flavor when he cries.

Li Mao is following the dozens of people in front of him to complain, "...... That's it, Yuhuan abandoned me for that little white face, and asked me not to come to her in the future, saying that she didn't know me, I wasn't angry! I've been with her for so long, and I've been around for a hundred days, and she dumped me because of the beauty of the little white face, I'm wronged!! ”

A ghost young man with a black hat and an upper body but no lower body on the opposite side shook his head, "Brother Li, you still want this woman, if it were me and me, I slapped it all over." ”

"Can you not do it? The love for her is fused to my bone marrow, and nothing can shake my determination to love her, because of her, because of me, because of love, so love! Li Mao said affectionately.

"Young man, I think she should be right, it's mainly the fault of the little white face, it must be the little white face who deceived her, it's either a beautiful man or a beautiful man, otherwise she wouldn't have abandoned you" An old man said very experienced, it seems that this old man must have been dug into the corner of the wall by the little white face when he was in the world.

"Uncle, you're so right! She must be right, it's all the fault of the little white face, the little white face that killed that day!! Li Mao cried, a complaining look, no matter how she looked, she didn't look like a cuckold, but a ghost who had been dug up.

"Cheer up, young man! Fight to soak her back! ”

"Brother Li, come on, don't let the little white face succeed! Let all the darkness die! ”

"Little white face goes aside, Brother Li is invincible!"

"Little white face goes aside, Brother Li is invincible!"

The voices are boiling, and under the influence of a kind of blood boiling, one by one looks very righteous and awe-inspiring. It can be seen from their eyes that Li Mao is the representative of justice, and he is the protagonist! As for the real protagonist, he has obviously been classified as a villain.

This group of people was obviously deceived by Li Mao's actor-level performance.

Behind Li Mao stood silently a man who had not spoken, this man's name was Bruce Lee!

At this time, he is wearing the mask of the Monkey King.

"It's really shameless to see people" Bruce Lee said secretly, after this incident, let's make friends!.

This guy can't be a friend. Originally, there was no such thing, and it was even said that it was something that could not be beaten by eight poles.

I was stunned that he could say the same as the truth by him alone and a few friends!!

Just now, an aunt couldn't help but run upstairs to reason with Yang Yuhuan.

This guy, it's really ruin not to make a movie.

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Yang Yuhuan silently looked at the downstairs from the window on the second floor, a pair of jade hands had unconsciously clenched each other, the cyan veins on the back of the fist were squirming, and the trembling arms were clearly indicating one thing!

This queen has exploded!

It's infuriating!

Watching TV at home can become a woman who does not abide by women's morals for no reason, which is really sad enough.

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