Wu Xiaolong's qi and lungs exploded, I really don't understand, I recruit you. Did you mess with you?

As for it? As for bullying a stowaway? Even if you are a stowaway, you are dignified, right?

And you're Bruce Lee, aren't you a martial god? When Shenma became a book bully? Please stop ruining my three views, okay?

And that uncle, peaty, took a few hundred coins from Lao Tzu and still has the face to laugh at me here!

I do have a poor memory, but I'm not the master you bully casually!

Wu Xiaolong took a deep breath, casually put the scroll in his hand back on the shelf, and picked out a [Underworld Immortal Record] from it. Uncle and Bruce Lee glanced at it slightly in laughter, closed the scroll in just three seconds, and randomly threw the scroll to Bruce Lee, "Take it, watch me perform next!" ”

Bruce Lee was confused, and opened the book in a daze, "What to do?" Do you still want to read? ”

"How do I feel like he's challenging you?" Uncle is worthy of being an uncle, and he is really an uncle who can withstand wind and rain and be devastated, and he is witty enough.

"Challenge me? Challenging memory? Bruce Lee smiled, "It took me half a day to finish reading the map of Xudu, and I can't remember it, you guys are embarrassed to challenge me?" Besides, if you don't watch it for a few seconds, what can you remember? Table of contents or book titles? ”

"Hey, sure enough, neurotic guys are not easy to mess with" The uncle shook his head sadly, this guy is really stupid.

"You're underestimated," the one-eyed man snickered.

"Shut up, I'll show them the color" The corners of Wu Xiaolong's mouth twitched, he gritted his teeth fiercely, and a trace of resoluteness floated into his eyes, and then with a thought, a virtual screen appeared again!

[Official position]: None.

?……

【Flop System】:...

[Inventory]: Starter Pack, Memory Activation Card.

Well, it's up to you! Wu Xiaolong looked at the memory activation card on the screen, and clicked on it directly without thinking about it!

【Ding Dong!】 Do you use a "memory activation card"? 】

【Yes!】 】

【Ding Dong!】 The memory activation card was used successfully! 】

Suddenly! Pictures like a movie kept playing quickly in Wu Xiaolong's mind.

It started playing when I was a kid wearing open crotch pants.

Wetted the bed a few times in the middle.

Pulled a few times and hit a few planes.

I was beaten up a few times, and I was released a few times by girls.

The picture of being dumped by the girl several times keeps replaying in my mind!!

it, play it back!

Peaty, can't the memory activation card activate some serious memories?

Teasing me!!

As if there was a spirit in the card, he finally talked about all the contents of the Immortal Record of the Underworld, and the pictures began to be replayed in Wu Xiaolong's mind one by one, and Wu Xiaolong breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure will not continue to tease, otherwise... I'm just funny!

"The first chapter of the Immortal Record of the Underworld, the bitter life of the Hades!" Wu Xiaolong suddenly shouted loudly, completely scaring Bruce Lee and Uncle Lee, who were still laughing!

"What's it called, you really want to carry it!"

"Don't memorize it, even if you memorize the beginning, it's useless, it's still not as powerful as Xiaolong!" Uncle shook his head and said.

"Shut up, listen!" Wu Xiaolong gritted his teeth fiercely and continued: "Do you all think that the first person in the underworld, the master of the underworld, the king who controls the endless realm, the giant of the underworld, how dashing is the king of the underworld, the power of the world, covering the sky with one hand, the only one, and the happy world?" ”

"Wrong! It's really wrong, the supreme position of the Hades King is actually the most difficult position."

"There have been wars for 10,000 years. Since the killing of 450,000 living beings in Baiqi, it began to belong to a situation of collapse of the times, the chaotic times of Western Chu, the Han Dynasty, the hegemony of the Three Kingdoms, the rise of the Tang Dynasty, until the Second World War, the mortality rate in the world reached 90%!! No matter how many ghosts are reincarnated, how many ghosts will be sent back to the underworld on the same day, and how many will be sent back, and sometimes they will be doubled, which will lead to the beginning of the bitter life of the Hades."

"Hades controls the entire underworld, and he is in charge of and distributes all things, such as the one of the six realms that human beings have to reincarnate in. If human beings do more good deeds in life, it is possible to transfer to the human realm, and if they do more bad deeds, they should also be arranged for the path of Shura, the path of hungry ghosts, and the path of animals. If the ten good people or something have to be thrown into the Heavenly Dao, the six reincarnations of each ghost must be approved by the Hades King before they can be implemented. In this way, judging from the number of ghosts that keep coming back in the world, the number of six reincarnations that Lord Hades must need to pass every day has probably reached a point where it is a headache for the gods! This amount of work is unimaginable, do you think it's hard enough? ”

"That's not all, the ghosts' entry into the underworld also needs to go through the formalities and arrange a place to live. A personal certificate for registering a ghost, and a period of his reincarnation. All of them have to be examined by Lord Hades one by one, and even the qualifications for imprisonment on the eighteenth layer of hell or something, Lord Hades has to intervene. ”

"There are also some creatures whose soul transformation must be approved by Lord Hades, and a dog must be transformed into the soul form of a human being, which is a big project, and Lord Hades can't do it if he doesn't see it."

"So... Lord Hades is hard enough, judging from this workload...... Wu Xiaolong twitched hard, ", this is to play with the dead, this job has no weekends!!!!! ”

Uncle: "......"

Bruce Lee: "......"

One-Eyed Man: "......"

"This guy doesn't seem to be stupid, but a psychotic who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger."

"I only watched it for a few seconds, and there was no pause in the middle of the recital! And word for word, the Immortal Record of the Underworld is a book written in a ridiculous tone! Bruce Lee closed the scroll fiercely and scolded, "It really says on the book: There are no weekends for this work!! ”

"No, who is the author?" The uncle was stunned, he really hadn't seen a book with this kind of writing!

"Hades!" Bruce Lee gritted his teeth fiercely, and he felt that his liver hurt!

The author turned out to be Lord Hades, and the people of Hades really know how to play.

"Admit defeat, now you know who's stupid, right?" Wu Xiaolong smiled coldly, but when Bruce Lee was back, he paused several times. There is also a large part of the visual inspection according to his understanding, who is high and who is low, at a glance!

The one-eyed ghost couldn't help but interrupt, "You're plugged in, you don't need to be so arrogant."

"Shut up, who told him to laugh at me just now" Wu Xiaolong is smart this time, his voice is quieter, and the one-eyed ghost can hear it, so that the uncles won't say that he is insane.

Hey! No, just now Bruce Lee also said that he is insane, and you still have the face to scold people if you lose, can I scold my mother? .

Wu Xiaolong said with a dark face, "Apologize quickly, your memory is not as good as mine, otherwise I will sue you for slander!" Also, now it's your turn to get out of the bookstore."

"It's... Who knows if you've memorized it before? "Bruce Lee's face is a little red, no matter how you look at it, it looks like he is holding on." You've only been watching it for a few seconds, how can you memorize so much? ”

Wu Xiaolong faced the bookstore uncle, "You haven't read this book, have you?"

"No" Uncle Bookstore is quite honest......

"You haven't seen it either," Wu Xiaolong looked at Bruce Lee and said.

"No" Bruce Lee is also a good boy, and he is quite honest.

Well, Wu Xiaolong's face suddenly became fierce, "Okay! You guys who spend all day in the stacks of books have never read it, and I, a guy who has just read a map, would have read this book? Are you stupid or am I stupid? I don't know how to understand such a simple logical thinking, so I'm embarrassed to say it! ”

"You!" Bruce Lee's face changed, and he was about to speak, but Wu Xiaolong answered first.

"You book bully in the bookstore every day, what books haven't you read? I didn't even suspect that you had read the book Hades and the Human World before, and you suspected that I had read the Immortal Records of the Underworld, do you think you are embarrassed to say it? ”

"I... This..."Bruce Lee was a little embarrassed, what Bruce Wu said was right, it took him a few minutes to recite out of the underworld and the world, Bruce Wu didn't suspect him, and he? Are you really embarrassed to say it?

"You! You! You're lucky this time! Bruce Lee's face was dark, and he was as aggressive as an ancient demon king, and even a little arrogant: "Hmph! You waited for me... I will definitely be back! ”

As soon as Bruce Lee's words fell, he ran outside the bookstore with a smoke, and the speed... The rabbit sighed and was ashamed!

"Hey! Feed! How can you run, you haven't apologized yet! Wu Xiaolong chased after him and shouted vigorously, although it was quite exciting to see him flee in the wilderness.

But...

How can you still be a threat when you lose?

Will I definitely be back?

You're a gray wolf!

As soon as he took a few steps, Wu Xiaolong was defeated, Bruce Lee deserves to be called a martial god, that speed is not comparable to him as a mortal, no, a mortal ghost.