Chapter 5 Be calm, you have to be calm
"What, are you still trying to catch up?" The one-eyed man pouted.
"Of course, he has to apologize," Wu Xiaolong said unwillingly.
"This guy is not a mortal ghost, he is an innate spirit ghost body. There are six types of ghost bodies that have just been condensed by ghosts, half-ghost bodies, pure ghost bodies, mortal ghost bodies, spirit ghost bodies, ghost bodies, and yin ghost bodies!! The spirit and ghost body belongs to the fourth level, and it has an extraordinary affinity for the ghost qi of the underworld, and if you cultivate the ghost realm with divine help, judging from the speed of others, I am afraid that you have the strength of the ghost soldier realm of the Nine Heavens, and the result of you catching up is only one! The one-eyed ghost said seriously: "That's Cheng Bajie!" And it's also the real Zhu Bajie! ”
“…… When I didn't say! Wu Xiaolong looked at the ghost soldier realm on the virtual screen, and then thought about Bruce Lee's strength in the ghost soldier realm nine heavens, and probably made a comparison... Damn, I just don't want to be a ghost.
"By the way, then I belong to that level of ghost body?" Suddenly, there was a pause under his feet, and Wu Xiaolong's curiosity killed the cat's way.
"Are you sure you want to hear it?" The one-eyed ghost suddenly put on a stern expression.
"......" Wu Xiaolong's face twitched, "I suddenly have a feeling of regret"
"It's late!" The one-eyed ghost smiled: "Because you are smuggling, you have not gone through the orthodox procedures of the underworld, and you have not accepted the formal laws of the underworld government agencies to condense the ghost body, which means that your ghost body... It's fake! According to the human saying, you are a black household!! ”
"......" Wu Xiaolong gritted his teeth, really wanting to punch him in the eyes. So what kind of ghost is my ghost? ”
"Fake ghost body, there is almost no affinity for the ghost qi of the underworld, and it is half a cut worse than the most garbage half-ghost body"
"In other words, people are airplanes, and I am tractors?"
"No, you're in a wheelchair"
I want to hit him, I really want to hit him!
Wu Xiaolong shouted wildly in his heart, this thought almost made him go crazy.
"The excellence of the ghost body is the key, because the ghost body is simply a talent, and those with high talent can naturally become a generation of geniuses. Those with low talent can only become wastewood. Let's put it this way, judging from the talent of your fake ghost body, you can only stay at the point of the ghost soldier realm for the rest of your life," the one-eyed ghost suddenly said a little sternly.
"In other words, my talent is destined to be wasted for a lifetime?" Wu Xiaolong said with a dark face.
"It's a drop! But it doesn't matter, you have the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure Wish Fulfillment Artifact, which is 10,000 times more powerful than the legendary Yin Ghost Body in the Hades! It is not impossible to reach the peak of the Ghost Dao Realm! ”
The one-eyed ghost smiled confidently, "In the underworld, the ghost realm has a vital position. Even if you want to be the king of Hades, if you don't have the strength, you can't become the king of Hades. The official position of the Hades is to go up step by step with the progress of strength, and judging from your current strength in the Ghost Soldier Realm, there is still a very, very long way to go from the Hades."
"I want to ask," Wu Xiaolong whispered, "Can you not be the Hades King?" ”
"Are you stupid? Not the Hades? The one-eyed man was visibly taken aback.
"I don't want to be without Saturdays and Sundays!!" Wu Xiaolong cried.
"......" The one-eyed man looked at him with a sympathetic expression, "To be honest, I sympathize with you, but I'm afraid this idea of yours will not come true."
"Nani! Why is that? Wu Xiaolong was stunned.
"Because the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure wish realization artifact is based on your desire to be the Hades King from the moment it is successfully condensed, if you don't want to be the Hades King, then the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure will lose the main line route and collapse, that is to say, the explosion machine as the saying goes!" The one-eyed ghost is very strict.
Wu Xiaolong was happy, "Isn't this good?" ”
"What's good, once the wish fulfillment artifact explodes, you won't be able to live, it will completely disappear," the one-eyed man pouted.
"Don't scare me, what's the matter with me if you blow up the plane?"
"Are you stupid? You're playing with the computer.,When you're playing LOL.,The computer suddenly exploded.,Are you still alive? The one-eyed ghost looked at Wu Xiaolong again with a stupid expression.
"You are amazing, this sentence actually made me speechless!" Wu Xiaolong immediately closed his mouth, this sentence is simply the truth! I can't resist and can't resist wow!
It seems that he really has to work hard to become the king of Hades, and then kick this damn wish fulfillment artifact into the air. In this way, you can completely calm down and start a life without the hardships of weekends!
Oh, my God! How do you feel like you're dead?
"Then how can I become the king of Hades?" Wu Xiaolong said with a crying face.
"To be a Hades King, you must have one first condition, that is, to break through to the Ghost King Realm! Start from the Ghost Soldier Realm, then the Ghost Master Realm, the Ghost General Realm, the Ghost Venerable Realm, the Ghost Monarch Realm, and then the Ghost King Realm! There are nine heavens in each realm! Only by breaking through to the Ghost King Realm can you have the slightest chance of becoming the King of Hades! The one-eyed man smiled treacherously and snickered silently.
"Oh my God! This is not a human job! "Wu Xiaolong is dizzy, send me to the hospital quickly, I can't stand it!
"Don't worry, you're not a human anymore, and besides, you don't have an official position, and you haven't even touched the hair of the Hades!"
Don't stop me, everyone!
I'm going to blow his eyes out!
Peaty, this is definitely the most cheating protagonist of all time, and there is no one!
For the Mao family, there are beautiful women who throw themselves into their arms, and sit on the world, or they will get some god-level exercises against the sky, god-level grandfather, and then the next thing is self-respecting!
And me? What about me? It's just a crossing without a beautiful woman to accompany you, why give a neurotic ghost with bulging eyes as an eternal companion! Not only that, but also crossed into a black household, and even the body is fake?
People are the only ones who hold the power of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beautiful women, but what about me? But I have to live a hard life without weekends!!
Damn, it's really going to sell now!
Unconsciously, Wu Xiaolong and the Lonely Eye Ghost walked back to their original location in the bookstore.
Looking up, the bookstore uncle was already looking at it with a smile, and Wu Xiaolong had goosebumps when he looked at it.
"What are you doing looking at me with a friend's expression?" Wu Xiaolong asked.
"......" The uncle's face turned dark, and he walked up in three steps and kicked Wu Xiaolong out of the door of the bookstore, and scolded, "Are you stupid? You can't see my devout appearance of wanting to apologize, but I actually see the expression of my friend? I tell you, I! No! Do! Base! ”
"Smack!" The door of the bookstore was slammed shut, and Wu Xiaolong stood at the door dumbfounded for a long time......
Peaty, say I'm sorry and it's over, what are you pretending to be?
It's not that I want to misread your expression, who told you to show such an ambiguous expression? Is it my business? Unreasonable! Cut!
Wu Xiaolong pursed his lips, turned his head and left, just took a few steps, and couldn't help muttering, "I'm not engaged in Ji?" For Mao, I feel so familiar with this sentence? ……”
Xudu, Yin Si Street!
Yin Si Street is also quite a large street on the 9,981st Street of Xudu. You must know that ordinary streets can be compared to a city in the world. The larger streets are definitely no smaller than a city, and it is not so easy to live on Yin Si Street.
When Wu Xiaolong walked out of the door of the bookstore, he felt a complicated emotion rising, and when he looked at the picture in front of him, revealing a strong modern atmosphere, he felt uncomfortable.
Steel cities, stone forests, high-rise buildings, countless. What a Lee ramen restaurant, an old ghost noodle restaurant. It's enough food stalls. What are the two dark coins in the whole field, and the shops that will close down after today are full of eyes.
Is this the world or the underworld?
No matter how you look at it, it looks like the world, okay?
The whole road is just a traffic police officer blocking traffic, and the rest is the same.
Wow, there's a ghost touching porcelain ahead!
Wow, there's an old granny in the back blackmailing!
Wow wow, there's a bar at eleven o'clock!
Wow wow, there's a Di bar at four o'clock!
You're kidding me, aren't you?
Is this still Hades?
"Don't think too much, didn't Bruce Lee tell you that most things in the world depend on the underworld, isn't it normal to have these things?" The one-eyed ghost looked at Wu Xiaolong, who had an unnatural face, and said lightly.
Wu Xiaolong's eyes were stunned, "There is an Internet café in the direction of twelve o'clock ahead!" ”
"Ahem, the computers of the underworld are actually there, and they are similar to the world, but the use of these things is no longer electricity, but the unique ghost energy of the underworld" The one-eyed grimace also twitched: "The ghost gas is much more awesome than the electric energy, at least the ghost energy can shatter the void and ascend to the god position, and the electric energy can only drive the plane even if it is in the sky."
"There is even a crane machine at three o'clock!"
"Calm down! You have to be calm..."The one-eyed ghost looked at Wu Xiaolong's cheeky appearance, and he was really afraid that he would suddenly collapse.
These three views... The destruction is complete.