Chapter XXVII: The Triumph of Literary and Artistic Youth
Among all the female anchors in the live broadcast station, there is a live broadcast room that is the most special.
In the small show of the strongest girl on the ground, there are not only the decorations that girls are used to, but also a sandbag.
The title of today's live broadcast room is: Practice inch.
At this time, Ding Wei was sweating profusely, his originally high-spirited bangs were also stuck to his head by sweat, and his flaxen-colored exaggerated T-shirt was also soaked with sweat. She lay on the table weakly with the shy tiger girl in her arms, staring at the camera angrily.
"I've fallen for the devil, I'm tired to death!" Ding Wei shouted angrily.
Basically, Ding Wei's strong physical fitness has left a deep impression on all the audience, so some viewers introduced Ding Wei to the so-called inch strength that is very good in the kung fu world. It is said to be a kind of advanced martial art that can gather the strength of the whole body at one point and then burst out the power in a short distance.
So Ding Wei fell into the pit!
I went out early in the morning to buy a sandbag and came back, and hung it in the girl's room in a very discordant way. Then when she said in the live broadcast that she wanted to practice inch strength, someone in the audience said that as long as Ding Wei perfectly hit an inch of strength, she would brush a treasure chest, hit a treasure chest, and never default.
So Ding Wei was completely burned!
This kind of thing, if you play casually like a cat and a tiger, you can't really get tired, but Ding Wei has received a certain amount of professional training, and because she is too burning, she has found a lot of very professional information, if these professional materials have not been trained, they naturally don't know the precise meaning of each term, and can only guess vaguely, but Ding Wei is trained, and each term has become the most accurate standard in her place, so it is very tiring to practice again.
And the audience was a little moved when they saw Ding Wei practicing something that seemed very nonsensical to them with such a professional attitude, although others did not brush the treasure chest because of the gambling contract, but the gold coin ingots have been constantly brushing down.
The live broadcast in the afternoon has been more than two hours now, Ding Wei is tired and sweats over and over again, and he has changed three sets of clothes, but the real one, the short-distance force bursts out at the moment of contact and blows the sandbags away, and the real strength of this effect has only succeeded twice.
The kind of whole body tense and instantly relaxed, it looks very relaxed, but in fact, the pressure on the body is very great, and the physical energy is exhausted after a few back and forth, so that Ding Wei has always doubted what is the use of this very wasteful physical skill, but the two successful times made Ding Wei realize that in the case of perfect coordination and rhythm of various parts of the body, it can greatly save strength and improve the effect. So Ding Wei practiced even more happily.
So when Ding Wei was so tired that he was about to collapse, he finally reacted. Looking at the number of online viewers who can't keep up with the number of subscribers, I know that although I practiced this event well, and a considerable number of people were also very engaged in watching it, most of them were still bored and left.
"If you don't practice, if you don't practice, if you continue to practice, you have to die here suddenly!" Ding Wei waved at the camera, and then made a drink called 'Martial Arts Favorite' in front of the camera. Three eggs, a glass of milk and half a tael of raw beef, the beef is too expensive to put more, put it in the machine and stir it, and then drain a large cup in one go in front of the audience.
"I feel empowered again!" Ding Wei shouted, and then returned to his seat with a wilt: "It's unfair, other beautiful anchors, sitting there and sucking up the popularity of beauty, I, who are tearful and sweating, are getting fewer and fewer, you traitors who have no sympathy." ”
Next, the barrage directly swiped the screen: Xiaoxiao doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate.
"it, you know it, uh, by the way, there's still an hour of estimated live broadcast time, let's just turn on the black, right?! I'll open the room first, the name of the room is 'The Strongest Girl on the Ground', the password is six one, and the space is limited on a first-come, first-served basis. Ding Wei suddenly thought that playing games seemed to be much more attractive to otaku than muscle girls.
Soon the other four seats in the room were taken over. Click on the queue to enter the selection interface soon.
Five positions are quickly chosen: Ding Wei's top laner Dema, mid laner wanderer, bottom lane ice bow plus fallen angel, and jungler troll.
Ding Wei looked at the portraits of the five heroes and suddenly realized: "We are worthy of being a logging tired, and the selection of people is so tacit, the top single blue scarf, the middle single blue skull, the bottom blue pants and blue wings, the jungler is the blue foot, we are the five heroes of the Lan family!" ”
[Hey, Xiaoxiao, your focus is a little strange, right? 】
[The title of the five heroes of the Lan family is LOW! ] 】
[That's not blue pants, it's a short skirt!] 】
[Wandering is obviously a Smurf with blue all over his body!] 】
Because it's a matchmaking mode, you can only see the opponent's lineup when you read the screen.
The upper single strategist is in charge, the middle single clockwork, the lower lane EZ plus the apocalypse, and the jungler blind monk. This configuration can be seen that the opposite side is also messing around.
At the beginning of the game, Ding Wei shouted: "Look at me on the road Blue Neck Battle Tie Guan Li." Then he ran out of the base with his Q skill. There was a flustered voice in his voice: "Hey! What about going out? ”
"Huh? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ding Wei smiled dryly: "I just think the weather outside is good, come out and have a look!" Then he ran back and bought a wooden shield.
"The Lan Clan's Five Heroes are leaving!" Ding Wei shouted again, and then casually clicked, and the BGM sounded - singxiya......
[This music is really appropriate! 】
[It seems that this one is going against the wind]
[The five little powerhouses of Saint Seiya have always been abused first and then rise! ] 】
[Speaking of which, the heroes in these two games are blue and green.] 】
[There are also red, yellow, and black.] 】
[What should the Lan Five Heroes do when they face color blindness? 】
[You all say it's a little yellow hair, but I've always thought EZ is green hair!] 】
At the beginning of the game, under the leadership of Lan Bib, the boss of the five heroes of the Lan family, a group of people learned the team training of TSM and decided to have a decisive battle in the middle lane. After teasing each other, EZ on the opposite side first used Q to cripple the ice bow, and then was taken away by the blind monk Q in the second stage. Remnant blood EZ wants to escape, how can the blue skull allow the cooked duck to fly, flashed into the tower a limit Q, but saw a yellow shield appear on the target. So Bluehead died under the tower. And the blind monk who grabbed the head of the blue pants was also fixed by the blue wings with a Q, and under the sword and stick, the head was taken away by the blue feet who stretched out their heads and gnawed people.
Two for one!
Both sides were unable to continue the fierce battle with residual blood, so both of them withdrew their troops.
Five and a half minutes into the game, the blue scarf, who had been relying on coquettish movement and using a big sword to give the strategists a great health care, was hit by a qigong wave that flew out of the shadows, and then a shirtless man flew out and kicked the blue scarf violently. Although the blue scarf had the kung fu of an iron cloth shirt, it couldn't resist the teasing of the bird and the touch of the shirtless man, and finally fell to the ground softly with a sigh.
Then went down the road, pretending to be the blue pants that failed to move, and lifted the bottom of the skirt in front of the two opposites, and sure enough, the teasing was successful, and the little yellow hair jumped and was ready to make out closely, but saw a pillar rise behind him with the sound of breaking the ice, and finally the blue feet resisted the tower to death, allowing the blue wings to take the double kill.
Thirteen minutes later, Blue Neck, who had all his skills ready, was ready to single-handedly slap the big crow that could already be transformed on the opposite side, and a bare-chested man with the ball flew out of the shadows again, and the three big moves of the clockwork blind monk crow made Blue Neck die tragically under the opponent's tower.
Twenty-three minutes, there were already two magic resistance suits plus a blue scarf of mercury shoes, and after a few rounds of torturing each other with the crows, he decisively flashed Q plus ignited the enlargement move to take away the remnant blood crows under the tower, and then calmly left with the iron cloth shirt against the tower cannon.
Twenty-six minutes later, the blue scarf came out of the shadows, holding a big sword and happily chasing the girl with the ball, and after chasing three streets, he finally hacked it to death under the tower, staging a human tragedy.
Thirty-four minutes, Bluefoot was the first to appear, and a pillar of optimus blocked the way to steal the five dragons. Then the blue wings flashed the big five, and then the blue pants fixed one missile and slowed down the four, the blue skull rushed over and happily output, followed by the blue scarf holding the sword of justice in the crowd and constantly spinning, spinning, and then a loud sound effect of the squirt buckle shocked the entire summoner canyon.
At this time, people heard Ding Wei shouting: "The spirit of May Fourth is in me, flick my scarf to be a literary youth!" This is the victory that belongs to the literary and artistic youth! ”
PS: I'm too tired today, I can only catch up with one chapter, sorry sorry!