Chapter 414: The Charm of Money
Gou Yu came to the boiler factory, at this time the boiler factory could not hear the sound of the hammer hitting the iron plate in the past, and there was no roar of the machine, it seemed unusually quiet, the dog Yu poked into the workshop and found that the workshop was empty.
Gou Yu came to the factory director's office, lifted the door curtain and looked inside, only to see the third captain lying on the table and writing.
"What are you doing? Why did you stop cooking? The dog left a cat waist into the house and said to the third captain.
"Yikes!" The third captain was suddenly startled by this voice, the yard is too quiet, in the past, the noisy and lively boiler factory will not appear if you make any noise, the diametrically opposite environment, the dog is left with a cold sentence, it is really like a thunder in this quiet environment!
"It's a cat, can't you make some noise? Scare the hell out of you! The third captain glanced at the dog and said: "The workers are too tired, take a few days off, and now there are no orders, there is a job and a small job for maintenance, and it is enough to notify someone if there is something." Come, come, my great hero, please take your seat. ”
"Hey, hey." Gou Yu sat on a chair, smiled and said, "Where did you come from, it's just playing." ”
"Hey, I'm talking about dogs, that's a big deal! Now you can play big hair, fame and fortune, and you will your tail, proud and complacent? Is this kind of attitude unacceptable? There is still a lot of work in the back, and now everyone can see that you are a capable person, and there are more jobs that need to be done by you, you have to stay calm! The third captain put down the pen in his hand and said.
"Come on, Captain San, it's not that serious, what to do, how to do it, it's all in my stomach, look at what you say, if it's like you said, can I run to the room and do it with the old secretary in front of the gong? Cut! The dog glanced at the third captain and said.
"Yes, yes, yes! You're making a good fuss, my three captains support you and raise your hands in favor! The third captain slapped the table and said.
"So you're supporting me in managing the market?" Gou Yu then asked.
"Of course, of course! Ah, this is the pass, it has just been written, give it, you can see if it works. As he spoke, the third captain picked up a piece of letterhead in front of him and handed it to Gouyu.
The dog left the result printed with the "Yitang Brigade Department Special Letterhead" paper looked up, only to see that it was written: "The current situation is very good, in order to prosper the market, better develop the market economy, standardize the market, so that every trader can be in a fair and orderly environment, not only does not hinder everyone's travel, but also has a good market order, the brigade headquarters hereby set up a market management committee, I hope that everyone can consciously obey the command, abide by the rules and regulations formulated by the brigade headquarters......"
The following are seven specific normative matters, Gou Yu shook his head after reading it, and said to the third captain with a few "tsk" tones: "Or say it is the third captain, it is really well written, and it is the same as I thought." Hey, the third captain, why don't you have an official seal, you just don't write a word, this official seal must be wanted, the people don't know how to read, just recognize this! ”
"Didn't this just finish writing, I'll stamp it if you have no opinion."
"No opinion, no opinion, hurry up and stamp it." As he spoke, he handed the letterhead to the third captain and muttered, "This is Shang Fang's sword, everything is not a problem with it, you just wait for the cashier!" ”
"Okay, good, give you a stamp." The third captain took the letterhead, picked up the big seal and said while stamping the official seal: "Dog, you ghost, I wonder how you came up with this ghost idea, it's really yours!" No wonder the old secretary doesn't agree to you, it's too evil! Now, okay, now you can go and make a difference. ”
The dog took the letterhead with the big seal, and he was so happy in his heart! I thought in my heart, when I get the money, you will be convinced, I see what else you say, then you will know how capable I am left!
"Smoke? I won't even give you a cigarette here? The third captain said.
"Where are your cigarettes? You smoke my broken cigarette too? As he spoke, the third captain picked up the cigarette on the table, took out one and handed it to the dog.
"Where is the money, where do I still have the money?" Gou Yu took the cigarette and lit it.
At this time, the third captain remembered the matter of the dog's leftover business commission, which was specially explained by the old secretary, and came back to settle the account for the dog's leftovers, and he should give as much as he wanted, and not a penny could be bad.
"Haha, I think you're here to ask for money, huh? I said that the dog is leftover, and I want money to say it early, I have been inking for a long time, and I am still pretending, as if you are generous, it seems that you have a lot of flowers and intestines in your stomach! "The third captain broke the dog's remaining confidants.
"Third captain, others don't know, you don't know, I really don't have any money, I can't spend women's money all the time, it's so useless! Don't say it, I really don't want to open my mouth, I'm forced to do it! The old society with a wicked face leftover said: "If you don't believe it, the thirty yuan in my pocket is still given by bean sprouts, and it is given every day, and I don't feel good about spending it!" ”
"Hahaha! Machismo, you! I said dog leftovers, don't call this true, you two don't care whose money, it's all your own money, it's all in the same pot, it's a matter of time or later, do you still care about this? The third captain said very bluntly.
"Hey, hey, it's over! Don't take the topic away, what is called a pot, sooner or later, what is this, tell you the third captain, this joke can't be made! Gou Yu said unhappily.
"Come on, don't be hard-mouthed, it's all lice on the bald head, who can't see the big guy? Isn't it just a woman, when she gets older, she will marry a wife and have children, what's the big deal, pay it off, as for it! "The words of the third captain are even more penetrating!
"Hey, hey, endless? You just say give it or not, give a happy word, and leave if you don't lift my ass! "This is the topic that Gou Yu is most reluctant to mention, this is the third captain, if it were someone else, he would have stopped doing it a long time ago!
"Okay, okay, I'll give, I'll give, I'm ready, I'll settle accounts for you now, and there won't be a penny!" As he spoke, the third captain took out a copy of the settlement record from the thick stack of notebooks in the upper left corner of the table and flipped through it.
"Dog, how much money do you think you can get this time?" The third captain said as he flipped through the records.
"How do I know, love as much as you want, don't care how much, as long as you have money." Gou Yu said nonchalantly.
The third captain glanced at the dog and curled the corners of his mouth and said: "Say it, you are just a ghost, who are you bluffing, the ghost will believe it!" ”
"Why are you lying to you, I really don't care about this!" Gou Yu said in an accentuated tone.
"That's what you said? Don't stare at me! ”
"No, who is your third captain, I am willing to be corrupt if you are corrupt!"
"It's over, it's a serious matter, don't talk nonsense!" The third captain picked up the pen as he spoke, wrote a string of numbers in the lower right corner of the notebook and said to the dog left: "Oh, you can see for yourself, don't be scared." The third captain said and gave the book to the dog.
Gou Yu took the book and looked at the lower right corner, he counted in his mouth, one, ten, hundred, thousand, and then looked at the thousand digits on a 3 time, he was suddenly dumbfounded, he stared at this book with stunned eyes, he felt like his heart exploded at this time, his head suddenly felt "buzz", his eyes suddenly blackened, and his body shook a few times involuntarily.
"What's wrong, dogs? Are you okay? Scared, huh? Hahaha! The third captain looked at the dog like this, laughed and said, "Don't talk about you, I've never seen anyone in my life who can take so much money at once, rich man!" ”
"Three captains." The dog was trying his best to restrain himself, and he felt that his body was trembling and shaking, but the more he tried to control it, the more he trembled: "Third captain, I know you didn't lie to me, but I just can't believe it's true!" ”
"Hahaha! I can experience it, I can experience it! The third captain laughed again and said: "Come on, sign, you can go home with the money after signing, you don't have to worry about the old secretary's signature, look at your excited look, laugh at me to death, hurry up." ”
"You sign it, I can't write now." Gou Yu said with a shaver.
"Come less, it's enough to take care of you, it is said that you should take the invoice and go to the old secretary to sign first, and then you can sign and get the money, for the sake of your special contribution, I have violated the principle, this signature must be signed by myself, hurry up." Remember, write Xie Chuan, don't write dog leftovers. The third captain said.
The dog had no choice but to pick up the pen handed over by the third captain, and solemnly wrote his name at the position of the third captain's finger: Xie Chuan.
At that time, the largest denomination was a banknote of ten yuan, more than 3,000 yuan, how thick and high it should be! When the third captain put the neat three thousand yuan on the table, the dog's body began to shake violently again.
"Let's go, go back, I'll send you back." After speaking, the third captain took down a satchel from the wall, put the money on the table into it, and said, "Ah, it's so heavy!" ”
The third captain picked up the dog's leftovers, locked the door, walked out of the boiler factory, and walked towards the machine well room.
"Ah, what's going on, huh?" At this time, the lunch break time has passed, Aunt Li and Heizi also got up and started to work, the third captain helped the dog to walk into the well room, and the fourth aunt said to the third captain when she saw this posture.
"Busy with your business, out of the way." The third captain said.
"How can this be if it's not in the way, ah?" Seeing this, Aunt Li hurriedly walked over and asked the dog left: "Leftover, what's the matter, ah?" Sick? ”
"Hahaha, this guy is not only sick, but not lightly sick!" The third captain laughed and said.
"Then why don't you rush to the hospital?" Aunt Li said in shock.
"Oops left!" At this time, the bean sprouts ran out of the house, and she heard the movement outside in the house, so she quickly ran out and saw this scene and said in a panic: "What's the matter, ah?" It was fine when I left, but why is it like this now? ”
"Hahahaha! Everyone rest assured, his illness, is it a happy disease, is it a sick disease, is it a sick disease, and there is no to sleep under the quilt! Come on, come on, everyone hurry, hurry up and help him to lie down in the house. As he spoke, the third captain handed over the dog that was still trembling to Aunt Li and said.
Bean Sprouts also hurriedly stepped forward to support the dog leftover, and helped him into the house with Aunt Li, and everyone followed the house together.
"Leftover for the dog, hold this school bag, and you can do the rest yourself." After the third captain finished speaking, he walked out of the house and left the machine well room.
The dog got into the quilt that the bean sprouts had laid out for him, and his hands tightly held the satchel given to him by the third captain, and his whole body was still shaking.
Several people were anxious to die, and they all stayed in front of the kang and kept asking Gou Yu: "Left, you are talking, you are going to kill us in a hurry, what is wrong with you!" ”
At this time, everyone saw the dog squirming in the bed, as if he was digging something, and with little effort, they saw that one of the dog's hands stretched out from the bed, holding a wad of money in his hand.
Everyone's eyes were immediately attracted by this pile of money, a total of three piles, everyone saw clearly, they were all ten yuan a pile of money, the white note was tightly wrapped around the money, it can be seen that it is a whole number of money that has not been unlocked from the bank, each pile must be a hundred, and three piles are three hundred yuan!
Aunt Li took the money and asked excitedly: "Ah leftover, where did this money come from, ah?" So much? ”
Just as Aunt Li was talking, just when everyone was surprised when they looked at the money, they saw that the dog was like a trick, and took out a wad of money from the bed and stretched it out into the air.
"Ah, yes, yes, it's three stacks again! Where did you get all this money?! Aunt Li hurriedly gave the money she was holding in her hand to the bean sprouts beside her, and then took the money in the dog's hand and said in even more surprise.
Just when everyone was pleasantly surprised, I saw that the dog Yu stretched out his hand from the bed again, holding a wad of money in his hand!
"Oh, leftover, why are you here, ah? Is this real money or fake money? Yes? Aunt Li couldn't believe her eyes, she hurriedly passed the money in her hand to the fourth aunt behind her, and took the money in the dog's hand again.
As soon as Aunt Li's words fell, I saw that the dog was stuck out of the bed again, still holding three wades of money in his hand!
Once, twice, three times, four times, five times, the dog kept taking the money out of the bed!
Bean sprouts, Fourth Aunt, Heizi, Aunt Li, everyone has money in their hands, they looked at the money in their hands, their hands began to tremble, and finally their bodies began to tremble with the trembling of their hands!
It's over, the whole family is sick, and then they understand why the dog is like this, and then they understand what the third captain said, he is sick, he is sick, is he sick, is it sick!
Since then, the dog has left a problem, a problem that does not like to touch money, as long as he has a lot of money, he is uncomfortable!
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