Men are really animals that think with their lower ~half~ bodies!

Mi Lili saw that Ah Leopard's festival was broken all over the ground, and her face was full of pigs, and she almost picked up a brick and slapped him to death. Ah Leopard finally didn't get to the point of going mad, and when Mi Lili's sword-sharp gaze shot at him, he was excited, and his out-of-body soul hurriedly returned to his body.

"Ahem...... cough ......" Ah Leopard calmed down, and then looked respectful: "Sister Lily is back, sister, you have worked hard." ”

In front of outsiders, Mi Lili didn't want to break up his stage too much and make him lose face. So seeing that Ah Leopard had already reined in, she said with a pleasant face: "That...... Well, it's not too hard, the main thing is to accompany Miss Junko Jiyue, the special envoy of the prime minister of the island country, to visit Binhai City and enjoy the scenery of our Binhai City. What's the matter, you're busy, let's go first. Mi Lili was reluctant to pimp for Teacher Xiaocang, so she hurriedly wanted to break up Ah Leopard.

Besides, Ah Leopard, when he heard Mi Lili's introduction, he was instantly stunned.

Junko Jizuki?

Envoy? Or an envoy who carried into the mountains.

When did Mr. Cang change his name?

What is even more unimaginable is that she is actually the envoy who carried her back into the mountain. Although with his understanding of the island country, the island people do not reject action movie actors like Mr. Cang, but it is impossible to be reused by this, right? Although officialdom is not a good place, it is not enough to openly accept adult romantic action movie actors, right? The heroine of a ~ human love action movie has become the envoy of the prime minister of a country, which can never be described by the word wonderful, it is simply the king of wonders in the wonderful world!

Ah Leopard felt that his three views were subverted in an instant.

Then he opened his mind, just like the old monk had an epiphany, and fully recognized that it was true that Mr. Cang was promoted from the A~V heroine to the envoy. Because of his understanding of the island country, only through a large number of adult ~ human love action movies, in his cognition, island people are animals that can speak human language, and people can be fornicated at will like wild dogs and wild dogs, and they no longer have the shame that human beings must have.

A nation without a sense of shame, a country that doesn't know what shame is, don't say that the heroine of an adult love action movie becomes the prime minister's staff, even if she becomes the prime minister, what is the fuss.

After sorting out the causes and consequences of the matter, Ah Hu drew inferences from one another, even if Mr. Cang changed his career to politics, of course, his name also needs to be restarted, which represents a new life. The new name represents a new journey in life, and if he turns from a thug to the overlord of the underworld, he must also change his name to Aaron. The leopard is just a feline beast, but the dragon is the master of the world, so naturally it is not the same!

Junko Jizuki? Good name, good name......! Ah Leopard tasted Mr. Cang's new name in his heart, but Mr. Cang in the movie kept flashing in front of him, the G cup was shaking, the water snake waist was twisted, and the "girl selling discs" was so happy, Ah Leopard, whose hormones were already too good, were even more bloody, and the nosebleed almost erupted.

"Hello, hello macho!" Teacher Xiaocang saw Ah Bao staring at him blankly, and he didn't know how to wipe his saliva when his mouth flowed to his chin, and he couldn't help but have more confidence in his beauty. Seeing that Ah Bao had a thief's heart but not a thief's guts, she attacked decisively, shook her slender jade hand, and took the initiative to greet Ah Leopard in Huaxia, with a cute face.

"Momda!"

The child's face is huge ~ the breasts are cute, and there is a bit of mature woman's style in the cuteness, the lethality is absolutely extinct, I saw that A Leopard suddenly trembled, if he didn't see the opportunity quickly, and the measures were appropriate, he would definitely be a thousand miles on the spot. If this is the case, he will not only lose face himself, but also overshadow all Chinese men in front of the women of the island country.

Demons! Teacher Cang is really a demon! Ah Leopard exclaimed in his heart. His eyes were eager to stick to Teacher Cang, and he was worried that he would be hooked by her, coupled with nervousness, so that the once brave and ruthless little gangster actually showed a squirming attitude.

Mi Lili looked at her face, the scene was treacherous, ambiguous and undercurrent, and she immediately understood that if she didn't drive Ah Leopard away, or take Ji Yue Junzi away, it was estimated that this dog man and woman would dare to do something that would affect harmony in public.

"Ah Leopard, I see that your work as a security manager is quite idle......" Mi Lili's tone was soft and hard, seemingly asking, but in fact she was questioning and threatening. Although Ah Bao has no culture, he has been mixed outside for so many years, how can he not understand what Sister Lily means. No boss in the world would allow his employees to make a girl during working hours, as if in front of the female boss.

Teacher Xiao Cang can mix in the office of Anbei Mountain, in addition to her having the same appearance as Teacher Cang, her IQ naturally cannot be too low, after all, what she needs to serve is not an ordinary drifter, it is impossible to just take off ~ pants, and just hum a few more times. Her master is the prime minister of the island country, the most powerful boss of the island country, he has a lot of opportunities every day, and every day is like a mountain, so her daily work, in addition to occasionally helping him solve his physical needs, must also complete some work for him.

The workplace is like a battlefield, if Teacher Xiaocang didn't have two brushes, she would not be able to mix in the prime minister's office where elites gather.

So she understood Mi Lily's dissatisfaction.

However, although she has a job that girls in the island country are very envious of, working in the most awesome office in the island country every day, and ushering in elites who are sent to the island country, she is a royal woman who carries her back into the mountains, and her identity determines that she can only be happy under the belly of the pine trees on her back. Today in a foreign country, outside the line of sight of An Bei into the mountain, I met a macho man, just like someone who eats old vegetables every day until she gets tired of eating, and suddenly sees a plate of fresh cabbage, at this time, what she wants to do most is to swallow this plate of fresh cabbage into her stomach.

However, the ideals are abundant, but the reality is quite skinny.

Although she already thought that Mi Lili was a sister with a foreign surname, they refused. She had already cheekily asked Mi Lili to introduce the macho man in front of her, but she seemed to be reluctant, and even quite dissatisfied. Alas, Binhai City is someone's territory, although she is the prime minister's special envoy, the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, and she cannot put pressure on the other party at will on many things.

However, when it comes to the fat in her mouth, how can she give up willingly?

So, she was very entangled.

Fortunately, this macho man named A Leopard looks like he should be easy to catch, as long as he is willing to work hard, there may still be a drop.

Ah Leopard had no temper at all in front of Mi Lili, drooping ~ pulling his head, not knowing what to do. His goddess Teacher Cang stood in front of him, looking at her meaning that he wanted to make friends with himself, and even didn't mind the friendship of each other to move forward further, so that Ah Leopard's heart had already broken into hundreds of cats, scratching and scratching his heart~ Itchy.

However, Milily is clearly an impassable wall in front of him!

Alas, Sister Lily is good at everything, the only bad thing is that she is like the world-famous Chaoyang aunt, because she is menopausal, she does not allow others to pursue the satisfaction of physical needs, and she catches rapists everywhere with a red cloth on her sleeves all day long, and as a result, she has ruined how many popular students! The most hateful thing is that Brother Xiaoma is surrounded by beautiful women, and Sister Lily not only does not stretch out her hand to take care of it, but she is also deeply involved in it; And what about yourself? Just wanted to develop a relationship with her goddess, but she actually blocked it openly and secretly!

Oh, sell Ga, the typical only state officials are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps and wood?

A leopard complains endlessly, and the baby is bitter. But Mi Lili seems to be possessed by Qingtian, with an iron face and selflessness, and she was shocked to judge that he has no chance with Teacher Cang in this life. In the boss of the Shuangsha Gang, the only thing Ah Bao was afraid of was Mi Lili, so even if he was unwilling in his heart, he didn't dare to disobey her in the slightest, so he had to leave in disgrace and go to his own job.

Maybe God has mercy, just when he turned his head, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Teacher Cang quietly raising three fingers at him, with affection on his face, looking at Qiubo. He was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Teacher Cang meant. But he could clearly feel that it was some kind of signal that Teacher Cang was sending to him. Although he will not be able to unlock the secret of the signal for a while.

As the old saying goes, if you have the opportunity, if you don't have the opportunity, you have to create the opportunity. Now that the opportunity has come, will he give up easily?

Of course not.

Ah Leopard gave himself an affirmative answer.

He believes that kung fu will not disappoint those who have a heart, and sooner or later he will unlock the secrets.

Teacher Xiaocang quietly left a dumb riddle, and then left, the enchanting and sexy back shook in front of Ah Leopard's eyes, shaking him in a trance, and he was no longer in the mood to instruct his younger brother, so he hurriedly said a few words and let them get out. Then he returned to his office, pacing with his hands behind his back, his brows furrowed, as if a learned thinker was deeply absorbed in the deep thinking of a profound philosophical question......

Thinking is a rather brain-burning activity of thinking exploration, especially for people like Ah Leopard, who have graduated from primary school. Teacher Xiao Cang's hint was too unfathomable, and Ah Bao felt that his few taels were almost exhausted, and he still couldn't understand what she meant.

Time passed minute by minute, Ah Hu still found nothing, so anxious that he didn't dare to pretend to be forced anymore, he was in full shape, his hands were lying on the wall, his eyes were closed, and he hit his head against ......the wall a few times.

Sure enough, after hitting the wall, he instantly appeared like Pangu suddenly, wielding an axe to split the chaos in his brain, and Ah Leopard's brain was suddenly clear, and he immediately remembered the story of Sun Wukong's apprenticeship in "Journey to the West":

"When the patriarch heard this, he jumped off the high platform, held the ring ruler, and designated Wukong Dao: 'You monkey, you don't learn like this, you don't learn like that, but what are you going to do?' stepped forward, hit Goku on the head three times, turned his hands behind his back, walked inside, closed the middle door, and left the crowd behind. Everyone in the group was frightened, and they all complained to Wukong: 'You monkey, you are very formless!' Master preaches you the Tao, how can you not learn it, but talk back to Master! This time I collided with him, I don't know when I came out! Then they all resent him, and despised him. Wukong wasn't annoyed at all, just smiling all over his face. It turned out that the monkey king had broken the mystery in the plate and was secretly in his heart. Therefore they do not contend with the multitude, but endure without words. The patriarch beat him three times and taught him to be attentive during the three watches; The one who walks inside with his hands behind his back, closes the middle door, teaches him to progress through the back door, and preaches the word to him in the secret place. ”