A Leopard Mao suddenly opened: Teacher Cang secretly compared three fingers to himself, isn't it just about asking himself to see each other three times? Your sister, Teacher Cang, as a little woman in Fanbang, is completely an actor who makes money by his face and temperament, and he is so knowledgeable that he knows how to play the guessing game played by Bodhi Ancestor and Sun Monkey!

It's really a special drop, and people can't look good, and the sea can't fight! Fortunately, although I haven't read a few books, I have also read the classical masterpiece "Journey to the West", otherwise I would have figured out the mystery she left behind by breaking my head.

Oh yes! Sure enough, I have read more than 10,000 books, and I am like a god!

Ah Leopard was full of emotion, then ecstatic, and then anxious, wishing that the sun would go down immediately, and then the first and second watches were directly omitted, and went straight to the third watch......

The waiting time was always so difficult, the sun went down as slowly as a snail crawling, and Ah Leopard's heart was like a thousand cats and four thousand paws scratching, scratching him restlessly.

"Calm down! Calm down...... "Ah Leopard ran to the bathroom and washed his face a few times, and finally calmed the wild cat in his heart. But he didn't think it would be the same thing to just do it. So he thought to himself that before the third watch day came, as a man, he had to do something, right? For example, prepare all kinds of teaching props, TT, shock ~ moving stick, vibrating egg, leather whip, dog collar...... Etcetera.

Everyone on the earth knows that Mr. Cang's way of teaching is unique, and he has never taught by words, but by example, and these teaching aids are absolutely indispensable. Although Teacher Cang is a professional in this area, she is a woman after all, so Ah Bao feels that it is more accomplished and gentlemanly to prepare by herself.

He is definitely a man of action, and he has always done whatever comes to his mind, and he will not drag his feet. He hurried out of the office, only to be confronted by Millily as soon as he left the door.

Millily had just settled the envoy back.

It turned out that when he returned to the hotel, Mr. Xiaocang was indeed a little tired from shopping, and he also wanted to recuperate for tonight's date, so he excused himself to rest and sent Mi Lili away. Mi Lili accompanied her for a long time, and the guilt in her heart had already gone to Antarctica to release penguins, so she was also happy to be relieved, casually said 88, and left immediately, but met a leopard halfway through.

Originally, the two of them worked in the same unit, and they didn't look up to see each other, so it was not surprising that the two met. The strange thing is Ah Leopard, he looks like a sassy ~ affectionate, and he can't help but remind Mi Lili of the pig-like look when he saw the envoy at the door of the hotel just now. If it weren't for the fact that she had just said goodbye to Teacher Xiaocang, she would have suspected that Teacher Xiaocang was fooling around with Ah Leopard.

"Leopard, stepped on shit? It's not a shame to look like a sassy ~ love! Although Mi Lili will not be jealous of Teacher Xiaocang's vinegar, she hates Ah Leopard's festival in front of island women~ rotten to the scum, so she is in a very bad mood when she sees Ah Leopard.

Ah Leopard had a ghost in his heart, and he was suddenly startled, thinking that Mi Lili had peeked into his little secret. He didn't dare to let Mi Lili know about Teacher Xiaocang dating him for the third watch. Immediately, he blushed his face and defended his head: "Sister Lily, what kind of love do I have~ love, but I drank some wine just now and got on my face." ”

With that, he deliberately rubbed his face. "Sister, don't worry, just drink a little bit and don't delay your work."

Of course, Mi Lili won't believe his nonsense, but Ah Leopard is an adult, and who he complains about ~ is his own business, and she can't care about it at all, so she doesn't want to say much, just nodding casually and leaving. Ah Bao breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly came to the underground parking lot, drove his second-hand Accord and left the hotel, and found a relatively remote sex store on the outskirts of the city to buy all he could think of, the teaching aids that Teacher Xiaocang might use in the teaching process.

The owner of the sex shop is a young woman with a little bit of beauty, and when she saw Ah Leopard entering the door, she thought he was a Kaizi, so she was coquettish and poured him ecstasy soup. Although Ah Leopard is not the first brother in the love field, but under the teasing of the young woman's proprietress, the hormone content in the blood also soared rapidly, and her mind began to be a little unconscious, and the proprietress took the opportunity to promote her own goods.

Ah Leopard really did not refuse to come, and after a while, his eyes were full of all kinds of teaching aids, the proprietress looked around her small shop, and confirmed that there was nothing to sell anymore, although she did not know the identity of an important member of the underground world of Ah Leopard Binhai City, but as the old saying goes, the customer is God, she can't bully the customer, and the goods sell the same, so she had to regret to stop.

The proprietress was very caring, found a delicate carton for Ah Bao, packed all the teaching aids, gave him a 20% discount, and gave him a box of XX brand chewing gum.

Although Ah Bao is not a person who likes to take advantage of small advantages, this transaction still makes him excited, just like the grocery aunt has just successfully bargained and taken advantage of a small vegetable vendor.

Of course, what excites him the most is that he is about to become a student of Teacher Cang.

Teacher Cang is famous in China, and she is known as the god of otaku and heroines, and over the years, how many otaku in China have murdered tens of millions of children and grandchildren for her. And he A Leopard, although he looks a little handsome and chic, and has a small career success, but there are many living beings in the world, and there are thousands of golden otaku, they are also fans of Teacher Cang, and even ashes fans, and materially, they are far superior to A Leopard thousands of times, and they are all eager to discuss the mysteries of life with Teacher Cang.

But Teacher Cang is a goddess, and for Chinese otaku, the goddess is destined to be viewed from a distance, not closely. Even if it is a golden mansion, he can only express his admiration to the goddess through the cold screen like the water of the Yangtze River, and can only sit obediently at the computer desk as a sad auditor, and can only discuss life with others in simple terms by observing her, and learn some secrets of life in Wangmei's thirst.

However, he Ah Hu, today, to be exact, at the third watch tonight, he will become the first, probably and only (whether it is only the ghost knows) Chinese student of Teacher Cang, she took the initiative to recruit from him, and she will teach him everything. He will certainly carry forward the Chinese people's spirit of enduring hardships and standing hard work, being diligent and studious, and studying hard, inherit the glorious tradition of the Chinese nation of respecting teachers and valuing education, study earnestly, hard, and assiduously, ask questions without shame, and strive to spend half a night to thoroughly, completely, and absolutely understand the mysteries of life......

Oh yes!

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and then he was excited, and the music playing in the professionally modified car stereo was stirring, and he suddenly had an illusion that he was not driving, but in a nightclub, he was standing in the middle of the dance floor, surrounded by a group of scantily dressed, wild and coquettish beauties, singing and dancing with him.

A leopard's brain continued to heat up, a burst of hand dancing, hands off the steering wheel, the galloping Accord immediately lost its direction control, and his right foot, actually stepped on the accelerator, accompanied by music, with some kind of wild dance steps, a foot to the end, the Accord, which was not low in speed, suddenly let out a roar, like a runaway cannonball, "bumped" and crashed through the cement railing on the side of the road. The Accord did not stop because of the impact, but rushed directly out of the roadbed.

Ah Bao was actually woken up the moment the Accord was out of control, but he is not Schumacher, let alone the male protagonist in a Hollywood drama, and he has no ability to reverse the plot at all, so in this situation, he can only wait for death except screaming.

Fortunately, the process of waiting for death is short, and the fear and pain of facing death do not last long. At the moment when the Accord hit the cement pole, under the action of the huge impact, the front of the Accord was seriously deformed, A Leopard's legs were stuck, and his chest hit the direction heavily.

At this time, his world is silent, quiet and even peaceful, with all pain, fear, desire...... None of them existed, and he didn't have the opportunity to appreciate the transformation of the Accord, from a steel giant beast to a wingless steel giant bird in seconds.

"Whoa......

There was a loud noise under the roadbed, but the sound was a little strange, obviously not the sound of the Accord landing, and the frightened witnesses, after all, could not help but be curious, and ran to the side of the road with trepidation, looking down, and as a result, they saw an incredible scene: the Accord was like a giant black bird, lying on a big banyan tree, crumbling.

"Wow!" A group of witnesses were amazed, and no one else had this kind of flying car technology, and they might only have this one chance to appreciate it in their lifetime. They took out their mobile phones, turned on the photo or video shooting function, took photos and recorded videos, and then sent them to Moments, and noted the title: The most bullish car accident in history. After posting on the circle of friends, and then in the tone of an expert, after thinking that he was professional, only then did someone remember that they seemed to call the police and 120.

After a while, the traffic police arrived, and 120 also arrived, but in the face of this difficult rescue, they could only help, and they had no choice but to ask for help from the fire brigade.

The fire brigade arrived more than twenty minutes later. Because of the detailed information before, the fire brigade not only brought professional rescue tools, but also specially sent a crane. They first used the fire ladder to send the firefighters to the top of the tree, and then the wire rope on the crane was attached to the Accord, because they did not know the driver's injuries, they did not dare to rush to the rescue, but prepared to hang him down with the Accord and rescue him again.

The firefighters are well-trained and experienced, so the rescue work is difficult but still effective. It didn't take long for the Accord car to be hoisted up, Ah Leopard was already unconscious, and as soon as the Accord landed, the firefighters immediately carried out the second round of rescue work, and the medical staff of 120 also participated in assisting and guiding the firefighters to rescue. The scene was busy but not chaotic, and although the audience with over-curiosity was isolated a few meters away by the police who heard the news, they still held up their mobile phones with great interest to take pictures, and their dedication was not inferior to that of professional reporters from professional classes.