Chapter 42: Wu Xiaolong Plays Heavenly Court
"Is there anything to discuss in the Heavenly Court recently? All the families can submit them one by one! The Jade Emperor said lightly.
A figure half-bent slowly walked to the center of the treasure hall, directly opposite the Jade Emperor, this person was dressed in a white robe, with white hair, a good fairy wind bone, he was the Tai Bai Xing!
Tai Bai Xing bowed and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, the minister has something to tell!" ”
The Jade Emperor said lightly: "Said! ”。 (This is yue, not ri, everyone look at it.) The Jade Emperor speaks of classical Chinese)
"Emperor Yuyu, Dou Shengfu This person seems to be fond of poetry recently, and often runs to all parts of the heavenly court to recite his own poems aloud, this matter can be described as strict, but no one in the heavenly court sleeps peacefully!" Tai Bai Xing said with a bitter face.
The Jade Emperor's face turned dark, "Fight to defeat the Buddha? Monkey? He is a Buddha, not under my control, Aiqing go and come up! ”
"But... Fighting to defeat the Buddha has been revered as the body of the Buddha, and he is an enlightened being! The Buddha is not much more than discipline, not to mention that the monkey did not do anything unreasonable this time, but just chanted a few poems, and the Buddha has no reason to teach him! Tai Bai Xing's face was even more bitter.
"......" the Jade Emperor's face darkened, "That's the case, what is Aiqing's intention to play this matter?" Isn't it okay for a monkey to chant a few poems? ”
At this time, the four-value gong cao couldn't help it, and the four of them hurriedly walked out and enlightened the Jade Emperor, "The Jade Emperor, it is not wrong to fight and defeat the Buddha's poetry, but this matter has to be done!" ”
Yue Lao: "Tell the Jade Emperor, this matter must be decided!" ”
Taiyin Xingjun: "Jade Emperor, this matter depends on it!" ”
Sun Xingjun: "Jade Emperor, fighting to defeat the Buddha's poetry is really not as simple as a trivial matter!" ”
The Eight Immortals such as the Tota Heavenly King, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Five Directions, the Clairvoyant, the Shunfeng Ear, the Nine Heavens Xuannu, the Barefoot Great Immortal, Lu Dongbin, and Uncle Cao Guo, all the immortals collectively shouted: "The Jade Emperor of Qiyu, please do your best to decide on this matter!" ”
The Jade Emperor was speechless, his beard was dancing, "This monkey is just chanting poetry, ...... are you waiting for this?" ”
Tai Bai Xing stepped forward with a crying face, "Jade Emperor! If that monkey sings in your house every night at night...... My grandson's family has a peach, there is a pit in the peach, there is a peach in the pit, there is a home in the peach, there is my grandson at home... My grandson's family has a ...... Such a limerick poem that has been looped back and forth hundreds of times is not a poem, I think you will understand the pain of waiting..."
"Yes! Jade Emperor, I can't sleep because of the dead monkey every night, I can't live this day! ”
"Jade Emperor! Pity me, wait for me, if we continue like this, we will get what the human world calls mental illness! ”
"Jade Emperor, I can't stand the monkey's peach, every day I sing like this, shouting back and forth hundreds of times. And the five tones are incomplete, the ghost cries and howls like this, it's either a peach or a core, or it's my grandson, I really want to die when I hear it! ”
"Jade Emperor, help..."
"Jade Emperor..."
"Ahem, all Aiqing be quiet!" The Jade Emperor had a little headache, and waved his hand to signal quietly, "According to me... Fighting to defeat the Buddha ......"
Just when the Jade Emperor was about to make a decision... His right eyelid jumped suddenly, and his whole heart was not good, and he twitched and twitched! Something bad seems to be about to happen?
Suddenly!
Directly in front of the Jade Emperor, a few meters in front of the Tai Bai Xing, there was a magical "rhyme!" rhyme", a god's gaze locked on it like electricity, and a white light suddenly flashed on the empty flat ground!
The Jade Emperor stared at the past, a little confused, and his head was a little short! Because this white mang is slowly condensing and condensing into a human body!
This! Who's this?
This figure is quite delicate, and the black hair is also very clear! Especially his smile full of spring breeze that I don't know whether to be smug or ridiculed, no matter how you look at it, it makes people speechless.
He suddenly appeared and glanced at the Jade Emperor with a hippie smile.
Then, he raised his right hand and waved it towards the Jade Emperor! It's a standard bye-bye, well, pretty standard.
"Hey!"
"Jade Emperor, hello!"
"Jade Emperor, goodbye!"
Just one second later, there was a "whoosh"! The white light flashed again, and the figure completely disappeared into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.
This moment... Deathly silence!
"This !!!" The Jade Emperor stared at his eyes, his body couldn't help but shake at this time, and he stood up stunned.
looked at the place where the figure appeared just now and was silent for a long time.
Tai Bai Xing: "......"
Yue Lao: "......"
King Tota: "......"
Four-value Gongcao: "......"
Who is the bastard who just appeared?
Hi? Hey peat!
The other immortals were also speechless, who was the strange thing that just popped up? Haven't you seen this person?
"Who the hell is this?" Shunfeng has heard the world too many times, and even the buzzwords in the world have been learned, which is really good.
"Brother, I want to know too!" Clairvoyant was also dumbfounded, looking up at the sky and looking down at the ground, he couldn't even find out where this person came from, this thing is too strange.
"Suddenly appearing, suddenly disappearing, this skill is unfathomable!" Taiyin Xingjun was speechless.
"That's amazing! This skill is absolutely unfathomable! I can't even figure out where this man came from! "Sun Xingjun is also forced.
"No! I can't figure it out! "The five parties are also coerced.
"This man is a tease sent by the monkeys, right?" Too Platinum Star is also depressed.
The gods were speechless, to put it mildly, why did a person suddenly appear?
Say hello to the Jade Emperor?
You're such a cow, the cow has made a big deal of you!
"This! I can't even count it!! The Jade Emperor was dumbfounded, and just after pinching his fingers, he couldn't figure out who the person who had just floated out was!
It's incredible, he's the Jade Emperor! In the whole world, in addition to Sanqing and Rulai and the Queen Mother of the West, who else in Zhen Yuanzi can't be counted?
What a wicked door! It's really evil! Say "Hello! "Plus" goodbye! "The guys are all masters of the evil sect!
"Check! Check it out to me! Find out who this person is! Investigate the entire Heavenly Court, and I want to say goodbye to him! "The Jade Emperor is angry, no matter who it is, he has to find out, and then let him know why the flowers are so red!
Dare to play a surprise attack in the early morning of the heavenly court? You're a big cow and you're going to make a big deal!
The immortal suddenly responded in panic, "Obey!" ”
The funny comparison just now was real, he suddenly appeared to greet the Supreme of All Worlds, and left after the fight, isn't this special thing teasing him?
He's the Supreme of the Three Realms, so what's going on... I felt like I had been slapped in the face once, didn't I see that the Jade Emperor's face was red?
Hello Jade Emperor? Goodbye Jade Emperor?
If the gods and immortals guess well, this should belong to a kind of teasing, right? Yours is the case.
I don't know how to write dead words, right?
These two sentences have completely become a great shame in the heart of the Jade Emperor, they are too much, and it is not so funny to amuse.
Very good, at this moment, Wu Xiaolong's face has completely risen, and his face has risen in Heavenly Court! The chance of being the king of Hades is greater, after all, he showed his face in front of the leader. Although the reputation is a little worse, it's still better than not showing your face, right?
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