Hades, apartment home!

A cloud of smoke came out of the strange way, and the white clouds and mist were very mysterious, just like the white mangs that teased the Jade Emperor. Moments later,... Sure enough, the same condensed into a human body, and Wu Xiaolong made his debut again!

It's just that this appearance is a bit embarrassing, I saw Wu Xiaolong's legs trembling and patting his chest in fear, looking panicked, and exhaling deeply, what did he just see?

The golden treasure hall, the diamond-like earth, the emerald green roof, the clouds and smoke, the fog, and a super sense of oppression. Looking at this scene, as long as the IQ is more than 100, everyone will think of the word [Heavenly Court], right? Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? Sun Monkey is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you can't have seen it.

It doesn't matter if you don't know Tiangong, it's good to know people.

When Wu Xiaolong appeared, he looked over and saw a middle-aged uncle standing stupidly holding a golden pagoda... This is definitely Li Jing!. The child who stepped on two wheels was looking left and right in the cute way... It's not like I'll chop my hands. My eyes widened as if they were going to eat me... It's not clairvoyance that I drink urine. The two ears are long and pointed, and they also look obscene like to eavesdrop on widows in the middle of the night... It's not that I hit the tofu with the tailwind.

And ah! There are also four cute goods who are very stupid, either carrying an umbrella, or holding a sword, or they are tied up by a snake all over their bodies, and one of the most cute, you hold a piano and you don't play it, you just hold it, do you want to wrap your hands around it, it's like hugging your wife, it really makes me laugh and pee. These four goods are not the four big King Kongs, I chopped my little brother.

And one more! He was dressed in a dragon robe, looking like an old man, sitting on the dragon chair, this guy is the Jade Emperor!

In other words, this bullshit special card of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall really teleported me to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of the Heavenly Court?

I also said hello to the Jade Emperor.

This is not an ordinary pretend, ordinary people pretend to be forced to drive around in a Bugatti Veyron at most, but he greets the Jade Emperor. Hades-sama didn't dare to do this, which means that he unknowingly made a feat! The feat that can scare the old Hades to death!

"Damn, what if the Jade Emperor knows who I am and arrests me? Will it be like a monkey to burn his ass? "Wu Xiaolong has a little headache about this, because the moment he suddenly appeared in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he was forced to see a bunch of immortals, so scary.

It's like a turtle from the countryside suddenly meeting the country's No. 1 president, which is a frightening sense of rhythm.

Wu Xiaolong had no choice but to say hello to the Jade Emperor in a panic, what could he do without greeting, he couldn't say to the Jade Emperor: Old man, I know you, right?

In that case, Wu Xiaolong can only say hello, but after saying hello, you run away, what kind of trouble are you going to make?

Aren't you a flirtatious person in disguise?

And the object is still the Jade Emperor, do you know that you are so teasing you? In fact, you can't blame him, whoever calls the special card can only stay for a second, and it's basically useless.

"You're back, is it fun?" The one-eyed ghost didn't go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, mainly because he only went for a second this time, anyway, it was only a second, and the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure was too lazy to take the one-eyed ghost there, so he became a one-eyed ghost and didn't know about the teasing things in the heavenly court.

"Fun fart! Maybe tomorrow my brother and I will be summoned to heaven by the Jade Emperor to burn my butt" Wu Xiaolong said very tired, and went to the kitchen to drink yesterday's water into his stomach, and he was not afraid of stomach pain, it seems that this is really tired.

"What are you doing with tofu?" Wu Xiaolong glanced at the one-eyed ghost suspiciously.

The one-eyed ghost is also in the kitchen, he is holding a piece of ice tofu in his hand, "Oh, this ghost just said that you will be beaten into a pig's head by Big Joe, if you are not beaten into a pig's head, this ghost will hit tofu, and I am now fulfilling my promise"

"Are you sick?" Wu Xiaolong was a little speechless, grunted, drank all the water yesterday and planned to go back to the bedroom to sleep, since he came to the underworld, there has not been a day that has not been funny, he is really tired.

Let's sleep, sleep is the last word! As for taking a bath, forget it, it's all a ghost anyway, and it won't stink, so it doesn't matter if you don't wash it.

Now Pluto is off work, and it's all at night. Fortunately, the ghost is not very hungry, and at best he eats to satisfy his hunger or replenish the energy of the ghost, otherwise he would starve to death.

I feel that today is even more funny than yesterday.,Come to Hades for five days.,Two of them are funny.,I hope I don't tease tomorrow.。 Wu Xiaolong prayed silently.

"By the way, what did you just say about the Jade Emperor? What happened to the Jade Emperor? The one-eyed ghost silently followed Wu Xiaolong, smashed the ice tofu on the head, and the tofu fell to the ground through his head. He can control the energy of the Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure to pick up the tofu, but he can't control the tofu to smash himself, so he has no choice but to bother to pay attention to this promise, it is better to ask the gossip.

"I just went to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace... Teased the Jade Emperor" The corners of Wu Xiaolong's mouth twitched naturally, "Maybe I will be found by him tomorrow, and then send Comrade Lao Li's 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers to arrest me."

"That's it? What are you afraid of, your backstage is heavenly! Are the words Heavenly Dao Secret Treasure fake? It belongs to one of the rules of the Heavenly Dao, what are you afraid of if you have the help of the rules of the Heavenly Dao? Don't worry, the Jade Emperor will never find you, a heavenly court and an underworld, he is too lazy to go to the underworld to inspect if he has nothing to do, as for extrapolating or something, it is even more useless, with the support of heaven, Sanqing has to kneel when he comes! "When the one-eyed ghost talks about the secret treasures of the Heavenly Dao, he has always chattered endlessly, and this time is no exception.

The Tao of Heaven is the law of movement and change of the heavens, which refers to the operation of the eternal Tao. The Tao gives birth to all things, and the world must have its rules, which is the way of heaven.

The so-called Heavenly Dao is the rule of all things, the truth of all things, and everything has certain rules. The Jade Emperor actually belongs to this piece of heaven and earth, and he must abide by the rules of the Heavenly Dao, otherwise he will go against the sky, and the Jade Emperor will not dare to be arrogant in front of the Heavenly Dao, and in the face of the Heavenly Dao, the Jade Emperor will also have to kneel.

The secret treasure of the Heavenly Dao belongs to one of the rules of the Heavenly Dao, and it took thousands of years to get this one, which can be said to be the mobile phone of the Heavenly Dao, or the computer tablet or something, with the support of the Heavenly Dao, shielding a qiē, the Jade Emperor and other immortals naturally can't calculate where Wu Xiaolong is.

"I said a lot, but I didn't understand a word!" Wu Xiaolong was a little dizzy, lying on the bed, he was really ready to sleep. "Don't say so much, anyway, my target is the Hades, not the Jade Emperor, and it doesn't matter to me whether the Jade Emperor is afraid of the Heavenly Dao or not!"

"That's right, your target is the eleventh generation of Hades of the Son of Hell!" The one-eyed ghost nodded solemnly.

The corners of Wu Xiaolong's mouth twitched, "Eleventh generation!" What the hell is this? ”

"The tenth generation of the Hades King of the Son of Heaven, the first palace Qin Guang King! The king of Chujiang in the second hall! Three Palaces Song Emperor! The king of the four palaces! The King of the Five Palaces of Yama! The six halls are equal to the king! King Taishan of the Seven Palaces! The King of the Eight Palaces! The Nine Palaces are resentful of the official king! The Wheel King of the Ten Palaces! The one-eyed ghost suddenly smiled, "By the way, the author of the Immortal Book of the Underworld that you read yesterday is the King of the Five Palaces of Yama!" He usually walks on the bright side, and is also called the head of Hades by the people of Hades! Of course, in terms of strength, the other nine kings are not below the king of Yama, but he is the most influential, and he is also the most sunless Hades, and your goal is to become the eleventh generation of Hades! Create the eleventh hall of zào! ”

Wu Xiaolong put the quilt on his body, turned off the light, didn't look at the one-eyed ghost, and just said casually, "Don't you think it's more comfortable to wash and sleep?" ”

"It's okay, let's talk about it tomorrow" The one-eyed ghost actually agrees with this Jianyi.

The one-eyed ghost also felt so tired today that he just watched the big drama with Wu Xiaolong's low emotional intelligence, but he didn't notice that his own heart was actually very tired.

Wu Xiaolong: "Can I trouble you to get out of bed?" ”

One-eyed ghost: "Don't sleep naked, I'm not wearing clothes"

Wu Xiaolong: ", don't go to bed!" ”

One-eyed ghost: "You're so ruthless, are you the owner of this ghost, you don't even give you a bed?" ”

Wu Xiaolong: "My brother is used to sleeping naked, you go to bed with a red slit, what do you mean?" ”

One-eyed ghost: "This ghost really has no clothes"

Wu Xiaolong: "Then get out of my brother"

"This ghost remembers you!"

"There's a sofa outside, if you can't sleep, by the way, clean up the table that Xiao Qiao and Big Qiao messed up, the hall is ugly..."

"Get out!"

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