329. 329. Pay 50,000 for a free examination
Although Lu Feng and the others couldn't fully understand what the hippo was saying, when they were mercenaries, people from all countries had been in contact with them, and they knew some of the Nunian language, and they could understand the general meaning. The expressions on the patrolmen's faces were one of total amazement, and their leaders looked at the hippopotamus like monsters, and then scolded, "Bastards, psychotic! He waved his hand at the patrolman with a gun and said, "Go in and search!" ”
The patrolman behind him tried to get into the speedboat, but the hippopotamus's mountain-like body blocked the entrance to the speedboat, and it was so tightly blocked that it was impossible for them to get in unless the hippo got out of the way. The two coast guards shouted at the hippopotamus, "You, get out of the way!" ”
The hippopotamus smiled and said, "Fuck! What are you looking for? We just came here, and we haven't had time to go ashore to soak the girls of your country! Hurry up and leave, don't delay us to pick up girls! After saying this, he confidently further explained, "We give money to pick up girls, which can stimulate consumption and stimulate domestic demand!" If you delay us here, you are hindering the economic development of your country, and you are the sinners of the country! ”
I don't know whether they were stunned by the hippopotamus's high arguments or intimidated by the hippopotamus's intimidation, the two coast guards listened to the hippopotamus's words, looked at each other, and turned their eyes to their heads, who snorted coldly and said: "You deliberately blocked our inspection, which means that there must be illegal goods in your speedboat, maybe drugs and guns or something!" He commanded the two coast guards, "Go in and check!" ”
Hearing the order from their superiors, the two coast guards shouted at the hippopotamus in unison: "Get out of the way!" Seeing that the hippo still didn't respond, he shouted again: "If you don't get out of the way, we will arrest you for obstructing the execution of official duties!" ”
After listening to the words of the two coast guards, the hippopotamus smiled and said, "Fuck! He Mum you have arrested us for obstruction of official duties, and we haven't arrested you for obstructing us for picking up girls! ”
The two coast guards were furious, and one reached out to push the hippopotamus, but where did they say that the hippopotamus of more than 400 catties could be pushed! Don't want the hippopotamus to have a good kung fu, even if the hippopotamus is a dead hippopotamus, more than 400 catties of meat are piled up there, and they can't push it. Seeing that he couldn't push it, a coast guard took out a pair of handcuffs from his body and put them on his wrists behind the back, but when he looked at the hippo's wrists as thick as his thighs, he had to frown and helplessly put the handcuffs back away.
When Lu Feng and the spear god saw them, they couldn't help but laugh. They laughed like this, annoyed the two coast guards, and shouted at them: "What are you laughing at? Laugh again and arrest you all! ”
For these dozen or so coast guards, they couldn't see Lu Feng at all, and they just smiled. When the coast guard saw this, he scolded them in his heart for being abnormal, and he didn't want to really go into the speedboat to check it anymore. Then he said to the hippo, "Don't you want us to check it?" Well, pay some free inspection fees! If you pay the fee, you don't have to check! ”
Hearing the coast guard chief say that he wanted them to pay for the free inspection, the hippo thought it was funny, and knew that this group of people was not really here to inspect at all, but to come here to extort money, so he smiled and asked, "How much?" ”
When the head of the coast guard saw the hippopotamus asking like this, he thought that the hippo had the heart to pay, so he said, "10,000 US dollars per person, and there are five of you in total, so pay 50,000 yuan!" Seeing that the hippopotamus shook his head, he said, "Seeing that there are many of you, I will give you a 20% discount, and pay a total of 40,000 yuan!" Seeing that the hippopotamus shook its head even harder, he looked at the hippopotamus and asked, "How much do you say you want to pay?" ”
The hippopotamus smiled and said, "Fuck! No, it's too little! Anyway, he Mun's we are also here to pick up girls, we fly all the way to you here to pick up girls, can you have less money? You only need 50,000 fucking openings, don't you think we have no money? Fuck you look down on us, we still pay money, and we pay your sister-in-law! ”
The head of the coast guard was scolded by the hippopotamus for a while, and when he saw that the hippos refused to let them search, he knew that there must be contraband in the speedboat, just like knocking out some money. Seeing that the hippos and the speedboat they were riding were very valuable, they thought that the hippos were all billionaires, so when they asked for free inspection fees, they opened their mouths and asked for $10,000 each. Seeing the hippopotamus shaking his head, he thought that there were too many hippos, so he reduced it by 10,000. The hippopotamus shook his head, thinking that the hippopotamus was still too much, but he didn't expect the hippopotamus to look down on them because he wanted less!
The head of the coast guard was stunned by the hippopotamus's words, and when his brain was a little clear, he looked at the hippopotamus and asked, "How much do you say you are willing to pay?" ”
Looking at the hateful face of the coast guard leader, the hippopotamus decided to make fun of him to the end, so he smiled and said, "Fuck! Just by virtue of our identity, we have to ask for at least 300,000 and 500,000, but you and his Mum only need 50,000, which really makes us angry! ”
Hearing the hippopotamus say this, those coast guards were stunned all of a sudden, and their leaders were the same, and finally relieved themselves, and quickly said with a smile on their faces: "Okay, you can pay 500,000 yuan!" ”
“fuck! Fuck your sister! The hippopotamus suddenly changed his face and scolded, "You all look down on us now, and now it's useless to hand it over!" Don't say it's 500,000, and the five cents Lao Tzu won't hand it over to you again! ”
Listening to the hippopotamus's words, the coast guard leader was suddenly extremely disappointed, and suddenly became furious, and shouted angrily: "Cao you Mum! You dare to trick us, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up! ”
Hippo laughed and said, "Fuck Lao Tzu is to play you guys, what can you do with Lao Tzu?" ”
The head of the coast guard waved his hand and shouted: "Get on the boat, find out if there is any contraband, and arrest them all!" If they dare to resist, they will be shot on the spot! ”
The two coast guards around the hippopotamus were played by the hippopotamus for a while, and they were also annoyed, and when they heard the order of their boss, they smashed the hippopotamus with the barrel of their guns, and scolded in their mouths: "Bastard, get out!" ”
The hippopotamus sneered and scolded, "Fuck! Dare to scold Lao Tzu! Look what Lao Tzu teaches you! As he spoke, he stretched out his hands and grabbed the barrel of a gun with one hand, and with a slight touch, both guns reached his hands.
The two coast guards didn't know what was going on, the guns in their hands were already in the hands of others, and they couldn't help shouting in shock: "Bastard! What are you doing? ”