330. 330. Wholeheartedly come to pick up girls
“fuck! Do? The hippopotamus smirked and said, "Fuck your sister!" As he spoke, he staggered the two guns and struck hard, and with a bang, the two barrels broke off in response. The hippopotamus threw the barrels of the two halves into the water, and before the two coast guards could react, they had already grabbed one of them by the waist with one hand, and scolded in their mouths, "Fuck if you dare to scold Lao Tzu, go back to Lao Tzu!" As he spoke, with a force on his arms, he threw the two coast guards into the maritime patrol boat four or five meters away.
It's a long story, but in fact it's not even ten seconds. It happened so suddenly, and when the head of the coast guard reacted in shock, he shouted to the other eight or nine coast guards: "They are robbers, shoot them quickly, kill them!" ”
When the coast guards heard the leader's order, they did not dare to slack off, so they raised their guns and pointed them at the hippos. However, what they didn't expect was that just when the gun in their hands was pointed at the object they were about to point, they suddenly found that the object in front of them was suddenly all gone, and they only felt a gust of wind pass by them, and before they could see what was going on, the people standing four or five places in front of them had already arrived behind them.
They were so shocked that the head instinctively wanted to turn the muzzle of the gun, but unexpectedly their hands suddenly loosened, and when they looked at the gun in their hand, the gun suddenly disappeared again. It was like the people around them were playing tricks in their hands, and each of them had an extra gun in each hand. It wasn't someone else's, it was the one they had just held in their hands.
The patrol officers who suddenly lost their guns suddenly became stunned, and they would never have thought that the guns they relied on to show off their might suddenly fell into the hands of others. Guns are the foundation of their confidence, without guns, everyone's confidence is suddenly gone, they stand there stunned, not knowing what to do for a while, they all look at their heads.
The head of the coast guard's face turned purple and brown, he has been a coast guard for more than 20 years, and he has seen many people, but he has never seen a person who can snatch two guns from four or five meters away in an instant. This time, he knew that they had met a master today, although he still had a pistol in his arms, but he no longer had the courage to take out all the guns in his arms.
In front of his men, the coast guard chief tried to stabilize his emotions, tried not to let his business tremble, and asked, "Who are you?" What are you going to do? ”
The hippopotamus glared at the little eyes and scolded fiercely: "Fuck! And asked us who we were and what we did! Didn't I tell you about it yet? We are the people who pick up girls, and the people who pick up girls are not for anything else, they come to pick up girls wholeheartedly! He Mum, you have to disturb us, so that we can't play girls smoothly and happily, it's really ruining our sex! Annoyed Lao Tzu and threw you all into the sea to feed the sharks! ”
When the head of the coast guard heard the hippopotamus's words, a cold air suddenly swished up his spine, and cold sweat broke out on his face. Hurriedly said: "Since you are not smuggling and drug traffickers, you are here to pick up girls, and we can't control it, so you can concentrate on soaking your girls!" Then he plucked up his courage and said to them, "Soak your girls, and we will patrol our streets, and give us back our guns." ”
Lu Feng smiled, handed the gun in his hand to the two coast guards beside him, and said with a smile: "Don't play tricks!" ”
When the spear god, stegosaurus, and snow wolf saw it, they all handed the guns in their hands to the other coast guards. When the hippopotamus saw it, he smiled and said, "Our boss said, let you stop playing tricks!" Don't look at the guns you have in your hands now, we are saying that if you die, you will die! All right, patrol your logos. We're still waiting to pick up girls! Lao Tzu's fire has been provoked by you, just let them extinguish the fire for us! No matter how late it is, Lao Tzu's fire will be extinguished by you! ”
As soon as the coast guards heard that they would not leave, the hippos were going to put out the fire on them, looking at the hippos heavier than the bears, imagining the situation when the hippos pressed them under them to extinguish the fire, and suddenly their faces were as white as paper, and without waiting for their leader to give the order, they all ran to their maritime patrol boats. When the head of the coast guard saw it, he didn't say a word, but hurriedly ran after him. After running to the maritime patrol boat, the coast guards hurriedly pulled back the planks attached to the speedboat, and before the speedboat could leave, they hurriedly left.
Looking at the shadow of the patrol ship that soon faded away, the stegosaurus couldn't help but ask Lu Feng, "Boss, will they come to trouble us again?" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "No! These people who patrol the sea all day are afraid of our retaliation, and they dare not come back to trouble us! Besides, it's the trouble they came to us, and we've long been gone. The sea is so big, where do they go to find us? ”
Listening to Lu Feng's words, Stegosaurus Ha was a little worried, and said, "Then if they notify the other maritime patrol officers and conduct a large-scale search for us, we will still be in trouble!" “
Lu Feng shook his head and said, "It's not worth searching for us on a large scale, and they can't get it!" Even if they really do this, with their patrol boats, they can't even keep up with the ass of our speedboats, and they can't do anything if they find out! Taking a step back, they can keep up with our speed, and after our speedboats reach the sea areas privately demarcated by the ugly country, their ships will no longer dare to follow us. In front of the ugly country, the new country is like a grandson, even if they lend them a few guts, they don't dare to sail the boat to the sea area demarcated by the ugly country, let alone go there to arrest us! ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, the stegosaurus finally put his mind at ease. Hippo laughed, "Fuck! I didn't expect the stegosaurus to become so careful, and he thought about the problem so carefully! Seeing a smile on the face of the stegosaurus, he added coldly, "It's like a girl!" ”
The smile on the face of the stegosaurus suddenly condensed, glared at the hippopotamus, and said hatefully: "Hippo, you kid owe a beating, don't you?" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said: "Be careful to travel the 10,000-year-old ship, it's right to be careful with the stegosaurus!" Our task is special, and it is beneficial to think about it more! After saying this, he looked at the hippopotamus and said, "This hippopotamus is doing very well today!" Quick response, although the reason is not very good, but it is still quite sufficient, worthy of praise! ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, the hippopotamus smirked: "Fuck! How's that, the boss praised me! My hippopotamus is awesome today? ”
Stegosaurus smiled and said, "The boss just wanted to pick up a girl with you to shoot your hippopotamus, and you took you seriously!" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said: "Stegosaurus, you kid remember for me, it's okay to say this here, and you are not allowed to talk nonsense in front of Ke'er and them after you go back!" He looked at his watch and said, "Let's go!" He said to the hippopotamus, "Go on the boat!" ”
The hippopotamus started the speedboat, and the speedboat drove away in the dark night.