159, the so-called enemy
"It's a good thing to drink," my cousin whispered in our ear, "and wait and see how I play, get them all drunk, and then go their separate ways...... Ha ha. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Zhang Zhiwei whispered: "Cousin, which one do you want?" ”
The cousin secretly glanced at the women and said, "Zuo Xiaomei, how is it?" ”
"Damn, you're still not human? As soon as you come, you want a goddess? ”
Kudaohachi whispered, "Isn't it too unauthentic for us to do this?" ”
"You're authentic, you're authentic, and you're not an authentic war? Anyway, things are settled, I booked Zuo Xiaomei, as for your words......"
Zhang Zhiwei said: "Zhang Liang is obviously Xia careful; Aba, which do you want? ”
"It's not authentic."
"Forget it, you just drink as hard as you can, and with the amount of alcohol you drink, it shouldn't be difficult to get them drunk, right? Don't betray us, or my brother won't have to do it in the future. ”
Anyway, I'm silent, of course I'll drink, and of course if I want to drink as much as I want, it's not okay.
We discussed it (especially Zhang Zhiwei and my cousin), and then my cousin played on the spot, picked up the beer and toasted.
Zuo Xiaomei covered her mouth and said with a smile: "There must be a reason for this drinking, can't it just be like this?" ”
My cousin was stunned for a moment and asked, "How do you drink that?" ”
"There are a lot of them, such as guessing boxing or something, it's okay, or Truth or Dare!"
"That's so troublesome, I can't play it! Haha, otherwise, let's guess the boxing, right? ”
"There are so many people here, how can you guess? Why don't we ask questions, and if you can answer them, then drink the questions, and if you can't answer them, then you can drink them yourself, of course, to tell the truth. Zuo Xiaomei said with a smile.
Aside from the horror reaper that she's a left-handed beauty, she's really a beauty.
"It's that simple? It can't be too private, right? ”
"Scared? Everyone is the same, if you can't answer, then drink, of course, blow half a bottle in one breath. ”
Xia carefully grabbed my hand and whispered, "It's strange if you don't get drunk to death if you play like this, I won't play." ”
I whispered to her, "Then let's watch them play." ”
"Watching them play is really fun."
Watching the excitement at any time is the most fun thing in itself. But Zuo Xiaomei obviously won't let us go, she said loudly: "Then all of us have to participate, or we won't give me face." So who comes first? ”
My cousin said, "Then let me ask first, of course, you have to say it in advance, we boys are a camp, you girls are a camp, you can't mess up your own position!" ”
"Deal!"
Zhang Zhiwei pulled us, "Come on, come on, let's cheer up first!" ”
I was speechless about how to cheer up the players before the start of the game, but I did it anyway.
Zuo Xiaomei, they just looked at us lightly.
After cheering up, my cousin opened five bottles of beer in a row, lined them up on the table, and then said: "Then let's set a rule first, one party can ask the other party to answer at will, whether it can be answered or not, the other camp will ask the next question, how about it?" ”
Zuo Xiaomei said: "Okay, it seems fairer, but you can't ask boring or unverifiable questions." ”
"Of course, then, I'll make the first move!"
"Please."
"Miss Zuo Xiaomei, may I ask, do you have a boyfriend?"
What the fuck is this problem? Doesn't that mean to drink? Is this making them? This cousin is really a pervert!
However, I saw Zhang Zhiwei's eyes shining, and it seems that in the hearts of Zhang Zhiwei and his cousin, this question is still more important.
"Nope." Zuo Xiaomei didn't think about it, so she said it directly.
So my cousin didn't say anything else, picked up a bottle of beer and immediately blew half a bottle, his face was not red or panting, and he looked fierce.
Zuo Xiaomei smiled faintly and said, "Then it's on our side." Her eyes fell on me, did she find me at once? Sure enough, it's for me. I'm ready to face her first move.
But her eyes turned to Zhang Zhiwei, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, if she really asked me, I really don't know what strange questions she would ask, so how should I answer? And now she is obviously eyeing Zhang Zhiwei.
She asked, "Classmate Zhang Zhiwei, are you a virgin?" ”
Zhang Zhiwei was startled, and his face couldn't help but redden, "This ...... This ......"
Zuo Xiaomei smiled and said, "Drink!" ”
Zhang Zhiwei said: "Damn, what kind of problem is this? Forget it, I'll just drink it. He picked up a bottle of wine and drank half of it with some difficulty, the amount of alcohol he drank was actually the same as two bottles of beer, and if he drank a little more, he would either get drunk or vomit.
Zhang Zhiwei, this kid is too calm! Lost in such a bullshit problem, even if he said "yes" or "no", it would not be his turn to drink!
So my cousin slapped him directly and said, "How did you do it, you must pay attention next time, you can't mess up the proportions." ”
Zhang Zhiwei said: "Don't worry, don't take it as an example, don't take it as an example." ”
He cleared his throat, rolled his eyes to look at the girls in front of him, and then asked loudly, "Miss Zuo Xiaomei, are you a virgin?" ”
What is this JB problem again? Zhang Zhiwei thought that he could take revenge with one arrow, in fact, can this question be difficult for Zuo Xiaomei? She's a left-handed beauty! They are all ranked high in the Reaper!
Sure enough, Zuo Xiaomei simply said neatly: "Yes!" ”
So Zhang Zhiwei's face immediately looked good, excited, but at the same time ugly. Because he still has to drink half a bottle.
Huang Feihong stood up on their side and said, "Zhang Zhiwei, do you have a crush on Xiaomin?" ”
Zhang Zhiwei's face was even more ugly, and he was also white and red, "What...... How can there be ......?"
Zuo Xiaomei didn't wait for everyone to coax at all, and immediately said, "Drink!" ”
Zhang Zhiwei answered too simply, even if he answered "yes" or "no" to this question, it would not be his turn! It seems that everyone saw his hesitation and wanted to cut him first.
Zhang Zhiwei can only drink.
He already looks a bit gagging.
The cousin said: "Zhang Liang, you go, you have to be ruthless this time, and also, get Zuo Xiaomei drunk first, she is the key, and the other people are not enough to see at all." ”
I have to say that he is still relatively sober. But if I want to go, what questions do I ask? Well, just ask one: "Left...... Xiaomei, is Dandan, okay? ”
"They're good."
It seems that this is another question to be sent. To be honest, I'm also a little thirsty, so it's not hard to drink half a bottle.
I noticed that Xia Chengyi's eyes changed a little, and Xia Chengxin stood up, "Zhang Liang, who is Dandan?" ”
Looks like I'm really asking a question that shouldn't be asked! Now it's actually provoking Xia Caution! How can I pull out the balls? I'm so stupid! Of course, in fact, deep down in my heart, I still have to determine whether Zuo Xiaomei is a left-handed beauty, so I subconsciously asked Dandan. She answered very well, and it was "them", so I could be sure that she was really a left-handed beauty.
But now it seems that this move is completely redundant, not only superfluous, but also very stupid.
"Dandan is her son." I pointed to Zuo Xiaomei.
Xia Chengxin's face changed.
Zuo Xiaomei covered her mouth and said, "It's not, you said it wrong again, drink it again." ”
It seems wrong again. Drink it.
What's the point of being drunk in this false world? Anyway, everything is false, and when you get drunk, maybe it's really sober?
So I drank half a bottle again. A whole bottle is down, and it's really a little uncomfortable to drink so quickly.
And I'm finding things getting harder and harder to control. Because I pulled out the balls, and now everyone is interested, so the next empty road eight directly pulled the eggs and asked, "Who are the balls?" ”
Zuo Xiaomei said: "It's my two little brothers, you drink." ”
Kudaohachi drank half a bottle.
Xia Chengcheng's face became more and more ugly, she directly picked up a bottle of beer and asked, "What do you have to do with her?" ”
Looks like she's really ready to drink. Damn, what's the matter? "What relationship" has come out?
"Enemy, absolute enemy!" I said it out loud. We can't let her get mistaken any longer.
As soon as this sentence came out, don't say that Xia was careful, even Zhang Zhiwei and they were all taken aback.
And I just glared at Zuo Xiaomei fiercely.
Yes, an absolute enemy. After a bottle of beer, my mind became clearer. How can I drink and laugh with her here? I should be with her forever!
What the fuck is this!
Zuo Xiaomei was still smiling and said, "Yes, an absolute enemy. He didn't say anything wrong, so Xia be careful you don't have to think about it anymore, you drink. ”
Xia carefully looked at me and then at Zuo Xiaomei, her poor brain couldn't imagine how I could be Zuo Xiaomei's enemy.
And now the two enemies are drinking together here. Do I have what it takes to kill her now? She should have the power to kill us all, right? It's just why didn't she get her hands dirty?
After Xia carefully drank it with difficulty, her face was red and she looked charming, and it seemed that she was a little drunk.
The cousin became interested and asked Zuo Xiaomei: "Are you really enemies with him?" ”
"Yes, you drink."
"Damn! I'm just asking! ”
"But you at least asked, and I answered, and I answered correctly!"
"Okay, I'll admit it."
Cousin drinking.
Xia was careful to ask, but Feng Huoyun pulled her by the hand, pointed at me first, and asked, "Why are you and Zuo Xiaomei enemies?" ”
Well? This is a difficult question to answer. I can't say she's a horrible reaper, can I? Then I have to explain to them what kind of fucking world this is, as well as the future harvest day, and Mengmeng, and Liu Tianxin...... There are so many things that it simply can't be explained!
I glanced at Zuo Xiaomei, and then looked at Xia carefully, I can only drink. There are some things that can't be said, just bury them in my heart. So I drank.
Apparently they were disappointed.
Zhang Zhiwei said: "There is a play! ”
So he pointed at Zuo Xiaomei and asked, "Why are you enemies with him?" ”
Zuo Xiaomei said with a smile: "This question is difficult for him, but it is difficult for me, everyone still remembers the original draft, right?" There is also a person whose popularity is not as high as mine, but he is also a talent, I don't know if you remember? ”
Zhang Zhiwei asked, "Who?" ”
"Zhang Xiaoliang! But in the end, she was brushed down, because of competition, so she was an enemy. ”
Yes? What kind of god event is this? Zhang Xiaoliang actually appeared again? Damn! Is there such a thing? The big garbage of the main body! What the hell is arranged, how the fuck am I going to mess around?
Zhang Zhiwei said: "Zhang Xiaoliang? ”
"He's Zhang Xiaoliang! How else would I have recognized him as soon as I saw him? It's just that he has never said that his name is Zhang Liang, but he looks really good in women's clothes. ”
Zhang Zhiwei almost threw up, "Damn! It's you, bastard! I used to be your brainless fan! ”
Feng Huoyun stroked his forehead with his hand: "I want to be quiet." ”
Is there such a hellish event? Damn! I don't even have a place to reason!