34. Fat Heavenly Master
Yue Lingshan was not satisfied with the inhuman form this time, but at least there was an inexplicable familiarity.
Yue Lingshan seemed to have become a ghost or something like that this time.
As a Ming person who grew up eating rice, Yue Lingshan has an innate affinity for demons and monsters. Anyway, it's all from my hometown, and it's much stronger than an inexplicable ability, God, or something.
What do you need to be aware of as a goblin? Yue Lingshan began a scientific study of her new state.
"Zhang Shiyi, the successor of the Maoshan faction, is here, and the evil demons and monsters will die quickly!" The fat heavenly master came to the door.
Yue Lingshan's reality had just made progress, and she was too lazy to deal with this kind of idle person, so she called the police directly.
"Fatty, someone has accused you of illegally trespassing on a private house." The police arrested the fat man.
"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding, I'm a friend of this family." The fat heavenly master had nothing to do with the police, and hurriedly pulled out Yue Lingshan's cheap son as a shield.
The cheap son who couldn't figure out the situation relieved the fat man from the siege, and the fat man was kicked out of the Qi family unharmed.
Yue Lingshan: "Your old bean was pointed at his nose and scolded as an evil demon and monster, why do you still help people speak, believe it or not, I beat you to death?" β
The cheap son promised that the next time he saw the fat man, the heavenly master would be beaten to death with a stick.
"Master, what now?" The obscene god who was kicked out of the Qi family asked the fat man Heavenly Master, he decided not to believe that Qi Dachuan would let him go, whether it was Qi Dachuan who was cuckolded, or Qi Dachuan, who was possessed by evil ghosts, there was no reason to let him go, his only plan now was to drag the fat man to kill Qi Dachuan.
The fat man decided to convince his cheap son and his girlfriend to do the internal response.
Yue Lingshan is very impatient with the fat man's stalking, I just want to be a good person, and I have a hundred benefits and no harm with you, if you have to come up to find death, you can't complain about me. Call the Commissioner of Police directly: "Are you not even able to guarantee the safety of Hong Kong citizens?" Is it turning a blind eye to illegal immigration? Is it dereliction of duty? Not deliberately favoritism? Is it a violation of the law? β
The Commissioner of Police was furious, and a bullshit little councillor dared to mock the police with such a tone? This is a challenge to the 33,000 police officers in Hong Kong!
After the anger was over, he didn't bother to pay attention to Yue Lingshan, and sent two small policemen to deal with it.
When the fat man met the little policeman, he made a direct move, and the little policeman thought that the fat man was an Interpol, so he saluted and released him.
The Commissioner of Police scolded and called you a little councillor arrogant, and the Interpol is checking on you to see how long you can jump.
Yue Lingshan directly accused the police of not doing things and wasting public money at the parliament, naming the Commissioner of Police, and even calling the police to the police by one of her own councillors.
Journalists were caught in the headlines of the parliamentary drama that hit the front pages.
The Commissioner of Police received a call from the Hong Kong Governor's Office, asking him to set the record straight and not tarnish the government's image.
The Commissioner of Police immediately held a press conference to announce that the target of Yue's police was Interpol, suggesting that Yue's possible wrongdoing was unknown to Hong Kong.
The media hyped up again, Yue Lingshan immediately became famous in Hong Kong, Zhang Zhang newspapers were all headlines, and even dug deep into Yue Lingshan's history in the past few decades, pointing out that Yue Lingshan was tracked down by Interpol, which is nothing more than murder, drug trafficking, smuggling, money laundering, and terrorist activities.
The obscene god quickly fell into the well and accused Yue Lingshan of killing his mistress.
The Commissioner of Police was overjoyed and quickly ordered Yue Lingshan to be summoned immediately.
The Qi family was panicked.
The cheap daughter innocently hugged the cloth tiger and asked Yue Lingshan: "Old Dou, are you really a murderer?" β
Yue Lingshan touched her head: "The three of them become tigers, but that's it." β
Senior Sister Yue has done a lot of murder and arson, but after arriving in this world, she is really a law-abiding citizen. Of course, Yue Lingshan doesn't care about reputation, she still admits what her predecessor did, no matter whether the predecessor was murder and arson or demons and monsters, Yue Lingshan accepted all the orders and never paid off, but Yue Lingshan thought that whether it was the predecessor of the councillor or the predecessor of the demon's possession, there was no reason to kill someone and leave evidence.
If you are not smart, not cold-blooded, not vicious, and not think in the long run, how can you be a councillor and a demon?
The police had no evidence to prosecute Yue Lingshan, and as an ordinary arraignment, Yue Lingshan quickly left the police station safely.
Yue Lingshan's revenge came quickly.
Yue Lingshan directly sued the Commissioner of Police and all media defamation charges, and even sued the Commissioner of Police for dereliction of duty and abuse of private power in retaliation.
The Commissioner of Police sneered, a lawsuit? Who's afraid of whom?
The police under him are sweating profusely, and Interpol does not have a fat Tianshi at all, let alone a case about Councilor Yue Lingshan.
Commissioner of Police Waterfall Khan, two petty policemen were immediately suspended.
The Hong Kong Governor's Office asked the reason for the same waterfall Khan, what kind of high-ranking police officer can't even figure out the real or fake Interpol? You still dare to release a press conference, and now that the bitter lord has sued you, what should I do?
Scandal! What a scandal!
The Commissioner of Police asked for an out-of-court settlement, and the reconciliation was almost discredited, and at this time there was a face to come out and reconcile? Never die!
The Commissioner of Police grabbed a life-saving straw, the murder case of Councillor Yue Lingshan should be true, right?
After a quick check, the original form of the obscene stick was revealed, and he committed adultery and cheated money with others; There were no fingerprints on the deceased, no evidence.
How to investigate this case?
Just because the deceased cuckolded Yue Lingshan, it must have been killed by Yue Lingshan?
To dare to say that is to dig a hole for yourself.
The court held a trial of the case of Yue Lingshan against the Commissioner of Police, and a camera was directly set up in the courtroom to broadcast it live, which was warmly welcomed by the people of Hong Kong.
The trial was not surprising and the Commissioner of Police was convicted of defamation.
The prosecution sought the use of section 5 of the Defamation Ordinance (Cap. 21) for the publication of a defamation in a permanent form known to be false, punishable by imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years and an additional fine.
The defense firmly denied that it knew it was false, and that its subordinates made mistakes, and did not know that it was false, which was just a misunderstanding.
The prosecution retorted that the disciplined forces used such a low-level mistake as an excuse, do you think anyone would believe it?
The people of Hong Kong are extremely satisfied, although it is necessary to wait until it is determined whether the Commissioner of Police will go to jail, and it is estimated that there will be others, and this kind of lawsuit will not last for ten days and half a month, but there is no doubt that the Commissioner of Police will definitely step down.
Sure enough, the Commissioner of Police resigned after the trial.
The citizens of Hong Kong felt that Councillor Yue Lingshan's combat effectiveness was bursting, and he slapped the policeman in the face so loudly that he casually killed a Commissioner of Police.
The media in Hong Kong don't care about Yue Lingshan's defamation lawsuit, they just report on the police's notice, even if there are many speculations and chasing after the wind, it is just a trivial matter, besides, even if they really sue them, they will lose two dollars if they lose, and the gossip media don't care at all.
At present, the Hong Kong police have two mortal enemies in their hearts, one is Yue Lingshan and the other is the fat heavenly master. If it weren't for this dead fat man pretending to be Interpol, would the police have lost such a big face?
The fat man Tianshi regretted not going to the court to testify, he knew that the court in Hong Kong was so useful, he should have gone to expose the essence of Yue Lingshan's evil ghost on the spot, he really didn't know the power of the law if he didn't go abroad, and he didn't know the power of the media if he didn't read the newspaper.
The fat heavenly master made amends the loss of the sheep and went to the police station to reveal that Yue Lingshan was possessed by evil ghosts. The police looked at the fat man with a very affectionate gaze, just for the sake of this girl's mental illness, they ruined the reputation of the Hong Kong police and the future of the Commissioner of Police? It's really 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in my heart.
"Grab it first." The police decided, it doesn't matter if you enter Qingshan or not, handcuff first.
The fat man found out that he was arrested, and immediately ran away, and a group of policemen followed behind, and after a few streets, the fat man escaped safely.
In the special issue of the urgent news that night, the fake Interpol ignored 30,000 Hong Kong police officers and fled in full view.
The Hong Kong police have once again become synonymous with incompetence, and the deputy commissioner of police has ordered all 28,000 disciplined officers and 4,500 civilian staff in Hong Kong to cancel their vacations and work overtime to search for the fat man.
The fat man Heavenly Master thought that the only way to do this was to fight to the death with Yue Lingshan before he was found by the police.
The obscene god thinks it's right, as soon as Yue Lingshan makes a move, the Commissioner of Police is killed, he is a little liar, he has the hatred of a green hat in the past, and the hatred of reporting in the back, and offends people to death twice, I am afraid that it will be difficult to keep a whole corpse, so I can only work hard.
The two infiltrated the Qi family, and the fat heavenly master immediately cast a spell, and Yue Lingshan was struck by lightning and was knocked flying.
The fat man was overjoyed and said to his cheap son and girlfriend, "See, the monster has appeared!" β
Cheap son knocked over the fat man with a baseball bat, you dare to beat my old bean!
The fat heavenly master was stunned, and then suddenly.
The police show up.
Bang bang.
The fat man hangs on the heavenly master.
Yue Lingshan had long realized that as a ghost, the so-called traditional spells were of little use, fighting was all about kung fu, killing people was useless, and the most useful thing was actually a ** technique.
In the eyes of the fat man and the original ghost, Yue Lingshan thinks that it is the most valuable, she directly casts it on the cheap son police and others, when the fat man thinks that Yue Lingshan has revealed the appearance of a ghost, in the eyes of the person who is **, but Yue Lingshan is defeated, and the fat man wants to kill.
The police did not hesitate to shoot fake Interpol officers who were armed with lethal weapons and were carrying out murders.
Yue Lingshan was very satisfied with the result, and the number jΓΉ of this real yΓ n was very useful. If it weren't for the effect of the real yΓ n** technique, a fat heavenly master with low martial arts, Yue Lingshan would have been second to him every minute.
The lewd man was arrested by the police on the charge of attempted homicide, and the lewd man was very satisfied, actively cooperated with the confession, and his attitude was extremely sincere, vowing to sit through the prison. The fat heavenly master has already hung up, he is the only one who knows that Yue Lingshan is a ghost, and fools know that Yue Lingshan must kill him, and it is the safest to go to prison, Yue Lingshan can't rush to the prison to kill him.
The obscene god underestimated Yue Lingshan's lower limit, Yue Lingshan has always been a person who will repay him. The lewd man soon died in prison, and he would often see the illusion of others slashing him with knives, and he offended countless people in the resistance, and was beaten to death in prison.
Yue Lingshan plans to immigrate to Canada, Hong Kong is too small.
The cheap son went to the police station to call the police, he installed a secret monitor at home a long time ago, and he almost forgot about it, but he didn't expect to check the records by chance in the past few days and found that Yue Lingshan was beaten out of the prototype of the evil ghost by the fat heavenly master.
**Technique can deceive people's eyes and brains, but it can't deceive the faithful machine.
The police were horrified, overjoyed and horrified.
Temo was tossed by an evil ghost, and he really didn't know what to say.
The high-level police urgently negotiated and thought that the video should not be made public now, so as not to startle the snake, can the evil ghost be killed with a gun? No one knows, if you are run away and retaliate, it will be troublesome. Besides, the police who have been greatly wronged really want to make a Jedi turnaround, and directly build the Commissioner of Police and the police into a righteous image of justice at the expense of their own great glory, and I feel enthusiastic when I think about it.
Yue Lingshan soon found out that she was exposed, the cheap daughter and the cheap mother were coaxed by the cheap son to travel abroad, and the cheap son couldn't wait to have a monkey character with his girlfriend every day, and would take his sister and grandmother on a family trip? Just by looking at the cheap son's cowering eyes, you know that she is afraid of her to death.
Where is it exposed? Yue Lingshan quickly guessed the photographic equipment.
Yue Lingshan sighed, no matter what, it was not a family in the first place, and it was also the right thing for the bitter master to escape from the murderer.
Yue Lingshan took out a VISA card and gave it to her cheap daughter: "When you see something you like, buy it secretly, don't tell my brother and grandma." β
The cheap daughter covered her mouth and smiled snickering: "Okay, okay." β
The police seconded several masters of the Maoshan faction from the mainland to Hong Kong to hunt ghosts.
Yue Lingshan, who was paying close attention to the police dynamics, sneered, it was time to make a move.
Yue Lingshan directly found the reporter and brought the police monitoring car, and the records of the monitoring car showed that Yue Lingshan was monitored 24 hours a day.
The media is so excited, Watergate! See you for a long time.
Hong Kong citizens are in an uproar again, a legislator who is already a powerful figure in Hong Kong will be illegally monitored by the police in retaliation, so it is conceivable what will happen to ordinary citizens.
A vote of no confidence in the police was launched across the territory, calling for the removal of all police management and a thorough investigation into the wiretapping.
The police were very happy, and the more excited the people of Hong Kong were, the louder the slap in the face when the video was shown.
Yue Lingshan launched EMP.
All electronic equipment of all police stations in all 23 police districts in Hong Kong suffered irreparable damage at the same time, including vehicles, computers, electrical systems, electronic equipment, and all reimbursement was made.
Video? Evidence? And a hair!
Police Khan, this ...... This...... Is this the three fat people fighting Hong Kong? I've never heard of an EMP for the police! What an elite high-tech team this must be!
Yue Lingshan raised her arms and shouted, is there still human rights in Hong Kong? Is Hong Kong still a society governed by the rule of law? Is Hong Kong the Hong Kong of Hong Kong citizens or a prison for Hong Kong citizens?
The media praised Yue Lingshan's on-site incitement ability, without such a mouthful of parliamentarians, how can there be a big sale of newspapers, and they must be topped! Must top!
The largest and longest demonstrations in Hong Kong's history erupted, and the parliament unanimously voted to dismiss the police from all current police management within one month, re-examine the powers of the police, and strengthen police supervision.
The police reported truthfully to the Hong Kong Governor's Office, and the Hong Kong Governor's Office asked, what is the evidence? The police cried, gone. The Hong Kong Governor's Mansion is crying, Ma Tan, Ma Tan, you died so miserably.
The police asked the Hong Kong Governor's Office to slow down the killing, and the Maoshan Heavenly Masters had already arrived at Luohu Bridge, and Yue Lingshan couldn't jump for a few minutes.
Yue Lingshan didn't stumble for a few minutes, she immigrated directly to Canada.
The police thought that Yue Lingshan was going to die with them to the end, but they didn't expect Yue Lingshan to run away when he was victorious.
The Hong Kong police after the EMP have returned to the era of big-headed green clothes blowing and blowing in the short term, communication relies on shouting and traffic and walking, and the police who are not used to it are backward in terms of information, and they suffer a dumb loss.
The Hong Kong government immediately contacted the Canadian government to request the extradition of Yue.
The Canadian government said that extradition, under the international police cooperation agreement, required to show Yue Lingshan's criminal information.
Then, the Canadian police were dumbfounded, are these groups of Aberdeen all 2 goods? He actually thought that Yue Lingshan was possessed by evil ghosts? This is an international joke.
The Hong Kong police said they could send professionals to hunt ghosts on the spot to prove the truth. Canadian police said he wanted to stay in the post for a few more years and didn't want to be sent to a psychiatric hospital so soon.
The cheap son who was far away in the UK was anxiously waiting for the news that the police had caught the evil ghost, but the police were so unhelpful, for the sake of future safety, the cheap son had a showdown with his family.
The family doesn't believe it at all, the family is a ghost, and it's a completely different thing from worshipping the Buddha and listening to stories.
The cheap son reluctantly took his family home, and then was surprised to find the lawyer waiting for them.
"This is a property gift agreement left by Councilor Qi before he immigrated." The lawyer said.
The Qi family's real estate was left to the family to share, and the rest of the property was given to the cheap mother for the elderly, 3% to the cheap son, and 5% to the cheap daughter.
"Councilor Qi believes that men should create their own careers, and women should give more property to enjoy life." The lawyer explained that this Councilor Qi is really an eccentric daughter, but the old lady will compensate her grandson in the end.
The cheap son didn't care that his sister took half of the property, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, he only took tens of millions of bank deposits, so he still has a conscience." "I thought I was going to sleep under the overpass.
The cheap daughter didn't understand why Lao Dou disappeared all of a sudden, and then the brother began to work hard to find a job, hit a wall, continued to look for a job, hit a wall, and finally got a job and became a policeman.
Many years later, she still didn't understand what happened, her brother said that Lao Dou was possessed by evil spirits, and her grandmother resolutely didn't believe it, and she didn't believe it either, but their family never heard from Lao Dou again.
One day, when she was sorting out her old things, she found the VISA card that Yue Lingshan gave her many years ago, and she went to the bank curiously to check that there was a balance of tens of millions in the card. Suddenly, she understood, and on that day, Lao Dou had already understood what was going to happen, and worked hard to make her live happily and happily. With tears in the corners of her eyes, she smiled happily. Regardless of whether Lao Dou is a human or a ghost, she has an old bean who really loves her.