33. Beauty and the Lion King 2014
Yue Lingshan crossed over to become a mountain god and found that the daughter of the mountain god had been mistakenly killed by a certain king in the world, and the mountain god had cast an evil curse on the king.
Yue Lingshan really despises this mountain god, curse the curse, give immortality to the person who killed your daughter, have spring water that can be resurrected from the dead, and the curse can be lifted by true love or something, is it true that the mountain god and the king are true love?
Look, isn't this lion-turned-king being a cheerful pickle girl?
Yue Lingshan will never let go of the scum who killed her daughter, even if it is the daughter of the original owner of the flesh, she will not abuse you into a scumbag, and the name of the senior sister of the Huashan faction will be written upside down.
Yue Lingshan cursed again.
The Lion King: "As long as you and I finish this dance, I will spare your father." ”
The beauty felt that the lion dressed in aristocratic costumes was actually quite powerful and handsome, and it was not unacceptable to dance.
The lion king and the beautiful woman danced happily, the two faces got closer and closer, and when they were about to kiss, the lion king suddenly turned into a huge cockroach.
Beauty screams.
The cockroach spoke, I am the lion king who just danced with you, although I don't know why I turned into a cockroach, but this should be the curse of the mountain god, don't be afraid.
It's no wonder if you're not afraid.
Is it good that a lion walking upright in a costume is very different from a cockroach?
The former is a handsome and mighty lion-faced half-orc, and the latter is considered true love if he doesn't step on death, okay?
Cockroach: "Although my appearance has changed, my heart has never changed, I am still me, I still love you so much, don't you feel it?" ”
The spring heart that the beauty had been pounding for the lion king's huge wealth and king title was gone, and considering that the lion king, oh, it was the cockroach king who threatened the life of the beauty's father, the beauty decided to pluck up her courage and continue dancing with the cockroach king.
However, a four-legged beast can dance like a human in clothes, but how can a cockroach dance?
It is said that cockroaches have several legs, so how can the shaking tentacles be counted?
Beautiful woman vomits.
The cockroach king asked sharply, "Do you dislike me?" I'm going to kill your whole family at once. ”
The beauty hurriedly stopped: "Don't, I'm used to it when I vomit." ”
The cockroach king kissed the beauty affectionately, and the beauty bravely closed her eyes to kiss, out of sight and out of mind, but she always thought about the cockroach mouthparts that kept approaching......
The beauty pushes the cockroach king away and vomits again.
The cockroach king was furious: "You just dislike me! You just don't love me! You just can't accept my sincerity! You're too superficial! ”
The cockroach king's self-esteem was greatly hurt and decided to teach the beauty a lesson.
A lion's claws and teeth may be able to kill a beautiful woman in a second, but what about the front limbs and mouthparts of a cockroach?
The damage caused by the cockroach king's attack to the beauty was nothing more than a few blood streaks.
The beauty who screamed and dodged found that in addition to the disgust and psychological fear of being attacked by a huge cockroach, the real damage was only a few points of blood that had been slightly dropped, and it was simply not broken.
The beauty immediately fought back, knocking over the cockroach king with a vase, and the high heels stomped on the cockroach king's head.
Ahh Look at the black and yellow on the high heels, the beautiful woman is very angry and wasted one of my shoes! I love this pair the most!
So neatly won the victory, the frightened beauty began to look at the castle, there are a lot of valuable things, making a fortune is just around the corner, the beauty began to choose light and valuable things, the rest can find a family to take together, thinking of his own father who sold his daughter for himself without hesitation, and when there is food and drink, they all take the lead, and when it is their turn to sacrifice, they will not hesitate to push the innocent three brothers out of her, why does the beauty think that they should share the treasure she got in her life? She plans to hide most of them first, and then divide the large items that can't be moved equally with her family.
The Cockroach King's men only dared to show up when the beautiful women were busy digging through the booty, and there was no way, the men who also turned into cockroaches, after witnessing the heroic and warlike king being killed in high heels, made a rational decision to preserve the revolutionary power.
The cockroach men moved the body of the cockroach king to the resurrection water with great difficulty, and the cockroach king was resurrected.
The resurrected cockroach king is still a cockroach, and unfortunately there are a lot of parts missing, after all, a group of cockroach subordinates only know that the resurrection water can be resurrected, and they don't know that they need to get all the parts together.
Although the cockroach king was resurrected, it felt all the pain of being trampled to death, and it didn't want to think about it for a second.
That damned woman, who not only killed the great king, but also stole the king's treasure, must kill it when you see her again.
When the cockroach king swore an oath, he forgot about the combat power comparison.
The beautiful woman who hid the first batch of booty saw a group of cockroaches pounce fiercely, and smashed the leading cockroach king to death with a brick.
Beauty is disgusted, there are so many cockroaches in this place.
She didn't recognize the cockroach king at all, who could tell the cockroach who was who?
When the cockroach king was resurrected again, he was mad, as a king, he was trampled to death by people with high heels and shot to death with bricks, it was so humiliating, and the cockroach king missed the lion's body infinitely, although he also hated the lion's body infinitely.
When the beauty returned home, the family was grieving.
"O my poor daughter, or she has been eaten by a lion." Father wiped tears.
"We will definitely avenge our sister." Said the brothers.
The beauty couldn't hold back, crying now P, why did she go earlier: "It's a pity, I came back alive." ”
"Ah, my dear daughter, my darling, I am so glad to see you, thank God!" Father shouted.
"If you're really worried about me, why would you marry me to a lion? Die yourself or die your daughter, you shamelessly chose to sacrifice your daughter for yourself, and now you still have the face to pretend to be a loving father in front of me, it really disgusts me. The beauty mocked.
Pseudo-loving father's words.
"Sister, you can't blame your father like this, isn't it the duty of your children to sacrifice yourself for your father?" Brothers.
"Then why don't you take up your sword and spear and fight the lion for your father's sake? Then why don't you protect your innocent sister? Isn't it the brother's responsibility to protect his sister? ”
The brothers were defeated.
The beauty was not interested in acting in a tearing drama, restrained her feelings, and quickly got to the point.
The lion is actually a cockroach becomes, and hangs on one foot.
The father questioned that maybe he would be wrong about the lion and the tiger, he could still tell the difference between the lion and the cockroach, if it was a cockroach, he was afraid of a hair, and he would have slapped it to death.
The beautiful woman showed the jewels she had brought back from the castle: "There are many valuable things in the castle, and they all belong to us." ”
The whole family is moved together, not to mention cockroaches, even if it is really a lion, for the sake of these treasures, they have to be cut into meat sauce.
The beauty proposed that she could bring everyone to make a fortune together, but 60% of the treasure she got belonged to her.
The father and brother objected and demanded an equal division.
The beauty sneered, only she knew the way to the castle, and she didn't mind finding a few coolies to move things.
An agreement is reached.
When the beauty and her family arrived at the castle again, they were violently attacked by cockroaches.
The cockroach king was furious, I have been roaming the castle for hundreds of years, killing countless tigers and foxes, and I have never been the only one who has snatched something from someone else, and I have never seen anyone else snatch something from me.
Dozens of huge cockroaches went forward one after another to launch a heroic and decisive attack.
Then, he was slapped flat by the beautiful family.
Beauty: "Look, I said there were a lot of cockroaches here. ”
The beautiful family nodded, except for the disgusting point, there was no harm.
The cockroaches adjust their strategy and concentrate their forces on an intruder's face. The effect is remarkable, and the beautiful family with blood on their faces is angry, this is going to be broken by cockroaches, and it is a shame to say it.
The beautiful family members got a critical hit buff, and the attack power was instantly MAX.
The heroic cockroaches fearlessly pounced on the intruders.
The beauty soon found out that something was wrong, how the cockroaches seemed to be ruthless and endless, and a few of them with missing arms and legs were still very familiar.
Upon closer inspection, the beauty noticed that the cockroaches always carried away their dead companions.
Could this be the reason why cockroaches are endlessly not afraid of death?
The beauty was excited: "The cockroaches have resurrection water!" ”
The combat power of the beautiful women instantly increases by 10,000.
The beauty immediately regretted it, it's really cheap, isn't it good to take the good things quietly by yourself?
The cockroach king decided that this was an impossible war to win, and it was a tragedy for cockroaches and humans to fight, and if it went on like this, even if the cockroaches could endure the infinite pain of each death, the continuous loss of cockroach feet also restricted the possibility of continuing to fight, and they had never seen a cockroach that could crawl and fight without a single foot.
Now that he had been humiliated by defeat, the Cockroach King decided to give full consideration to the issue of post-war reconstruction.
All the property in the castle must not be able to be saved, and even the castle may be taken away by the beautiful family. The so-called money is something outside the body, life does not bring death, there is no it, there is no it, but the resurrection water must be kept.
When you are a lion, you never die, but as a cockroach, you are always being slapped, trampled and stoned to death.
The cockroach king decisively ordered a retreat and fled to the depths of the jungle with the resurrection water.
The beautiful family is not stupid, and soon discovers that the cockroaches have run away with the resurrection water.
A group of huge cockroaches with pots and pans in their mouths are too conspicuous.
Compared to the resurrection water, the treasure in the castle counts as a P.
The beautiful family immediately abandoned the castle in their hands and chased the cockroaches.
The beautiful family was soon heartbroken, the cockroaches couldn't fight, they ran fast, and there was a movement speed bonus in the rugged and bumpy jungle that was sometimes blocked by bushes, and the beauty family disappeared in minutes.
The beautiful family got the wealth in the castle and became a well-known wealthy family in the neighborhood, but their family was not happy, they were always arguing, if it weren't for the fact that so-and-so was a little slower, they would have been resurrected, they would have eternal life, they would have more wealth and higher status.
The cockroach king and his men set up a new base in the mountains and forests far from the castle, according to the habits of the cockroaches, the new base is deep underground, flat entrances and long complex tunnels ensure that humans are difficult to enter, and in the center of the base, the resurrection water is placed.
The Cockroach King thought it would ensure that he and his men would live forever until the day the spell was lifted.
However, he was wrong, when they turned into lions and beasts, they enjoyed the happiness of being human again every time the moon was full, and this feeling sustained them to continue to wait, but they became a cockroach, and forever became a cockroach, a cockroach that was crushed by other animals from time to time, and their will collapsed.
Just because of a lustful and untrustworthy king, his subordinates must become a cockroach that eats carrion and garbage for the rest of his life? This is not the slightest noble or moral loyalty, and it is difficult to resonate with his subordinates.
The cockroach king could not refute it at all. He promised the daughter of the mountain god that he would not shoot the deer with the front foot, and led people to kill the deer with the back foot; saved the merchant and demanded that the merchant's daughter be used in return; Hundreds of years ago, he fell in love with the daughter of the mountain god at first sight, and hundreds of years later, he fell in love with the merchant's daughter at first sight.
In the period of being a king, these were the prerogatives of the nobility, grabbing a beautiful woman, treachery, hunting, and what nobleman did not do this? But when it was all cockroaches, the subordinates came to their senses.
Mistakes made hundreds of years ago caused them to turn into beasts, and when they make mistakes again hundreds of years later, they become cockroaches.
This is all the punishment that the mountain god has given them, the punishment of repeated teachings.
And this qiē was caused by the shameless and lascivious king.
The men tore the king apart, resurrected it, shredded it again, resurrected it again, and vented it again and again.
Until you get tired of it.
The cockroaches stopped resurrecting the cockroach king after tearing it apart for the last time.
They pardoned the cockroach king, and eternal death is a forgiveness for the cockroach king.
The cockroaches have chosen to commit suicide, they have had enough and do not want to be disgusting cockroaches in the resurrection, they need eternal death.
Time gradually passed, and in the blink of an eye, another hundred years.
There is a legend that in the depths of a certain forest, there is a mysterious spring that gives eternal life to those who find it, and this spring is called the Fountain of Life.
No one has ever found it, but many people firmly believe in its existence, there is a family that has been trying to find it for generations, it is said that their ancestors have seen the fountain of life with their own eyes, although the wealth of this family has declined in the years, they have never given up the pursuit of the fountain of life, they firmly believe that one day, they will find the fountain of life, access to countless wealth and rights.