"Is it okay to talk about lilies or something? Besides, instead of handing over my sister to a stinky man, it is better to give it to a woman...... How do you want to feel it~ Mouth! ”

After listening to Kirino's slightly duplicitous words, and thinking about the black cat who did the same thing as Kirino, Long'er, who always felt that the synchronization rate of the two was off the charts, couldn't help but look at Kirino with a strange gaze.

"What a disgusting gaze~ give me death!"

Kirino was a little trembling by the dragon's gaze, and drove towards the dragon with one foot.

"It's disgusting there, I'm obviously thinking about your life's events~"

Long Er easily flashed Kirino's leg and said solemnly to Kirino after that.

"What...... What the!! End...... Marriage!! You...... You pervert!! ”

As if he had thought of something, Kirino suddenly turned red, and stammered and yelled at Long'er. Then he was even more annoyed and angry, picked up the things in his hand and threw them at Long'er.

"Hey! Feed! What's wrong~"

Long Er dodged left and right, dodging what Kirino threw over.

It was okay at first, it was a doll or something. Then it's become a ruler, a stapler, an alarm clock, or something.

In other words, even if the alarm clock is the root of all evil, you don't have to treat it like this~

Catch the alarm clock thrown by Kirino with one hand.,Throw it on Kirino's bed.。

"If it's true, you can't talk well~...... Wait a minute!! Kirino what are you doing moving chairs? ”

Long'er, who originally wanted to talk to Kirino about something, looked at Long'er, who was about to lift the chair in his room, and suddenly panicked. Running towards Kirino's door.

"What the hell is that person really thinking~ Sudden ...... Suddenly bring up the end ...... A lifelong event or something. ”

Looking at the empty doorway, Kirino put down the chair in his hand heavily. Some of them said without knowing what it was like.

"Obviously, the school festival that day was the first thing you mentioned, okay~"

Suddenly a light sticks out from the side of Kirino's door...... Ahem! It's the dragon's head.

"Get out! The old lady doesn't want to mention this now. ”

Kirino gestured and wanted to pick up the hand again.

"Wait!! I'm looking for you to get the DVD of [Magical Girl Mellu]"

Long Er hurriedly said to Kirino.

"Huh? What are you doing? ”

Kirino asked suspiciously.

"Appreciation meeting~ It's an appreciation meeting you want to hold~ Didn't you say that the big screen can reflect Mei Lulu to watch this appreciation meeting? Now that everyone is here, even if you try to play the H-game and don't say hello in order to reach the level of the yellow master as soon as possible, I have to go and say hello~"

Long'er said with a heartbroken look for you.

"I always feel like you're a ...... It's not that simple. ”

Kirino looked at Long Er with a suspicious look.

"It's your business, I don't care. Anyway, I can't look at Mei Lulu, it's not me...... Anyway~ The black cat came here, but some people didn't even dare to show DVDs to others...... I know it's because the two of you are angry, and if you don't know, you still think that someone's favorite anime can't be on the big screen~"

Long Er shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, and was about to go downstairs.

"Hey! How do you speak! The subtlety of Mei Lulu is beyond the comprehension of you ordinary people, since your understanding is not up to par, at least give me diligence to make up for it! Give ~ remember to show me a hundred times!! ”

Kirino said it again and again with contempt, while taking out a DVD from a familiar place and handing it to Ryu'er.

And then send you a time to think [It's really boring~ This anime, I've only watched it 10,000 times and it's so boring]

The corners of Long'er's mouth twitched and took the DVD handed over by Kirino 'I thought of it in my heart. Of course, it's just a thought.,After all, the ultimate purpose of looking for Kirino to get this DVD is actually to ......

"Without further ado, I'll go down first."

After getting the things in his hands, Long Er didn't stop too long and waved to Kirino before going downstairs.

"En~En~Go~ Let the black know which one knows, the charm of Merlulu...... I'll really know~"

Sending away the dragon, Kirino wanted to continue playing the game, but he couldn't help but feel uneasy for a while......

If Long'er still sees Kirino here, I'm afraid he will let out a wicked laugh~

Ignoring Kirino for the time being, I saw Long'er walk down the stairs with the DVD and open the door to the living room. Don't look at the black cat who is still sitting on the sofa in the queen pose. He walked straight to the kitchen, took out the kettle and started boiling the water, and then began to prepare the teacups and the cakes that had already been baked and put them on the plate. And here the water is already boiling, first blanch the teapot with boiling water, then wait until the water temperature drops to 85°C, put the tea leaves in the teapot and rinse it with water. One by one, they were placed on a tray before they came to the coffee table in the living room.

"Please use ~"

Putting the cake and black tea in front of the black cat, Long Er said softly.

"Well~ very good black tea~ However, if you add some blood type B, it will be more in line with my taste."

The black cat seemed to be a little amazed after taking a sip of black tea, although it still made some impossible requirements harshly.

"Well~ Anyway, if you like it, can you try the cake again?"

After smashing his mouth, he decided not to pay attention to the black cat's request, and changed the topic to the cake.

glanced at Long'er, the black cat seemed to want to say something, but seeing that Long'er's topic turned to the cake again, he had to pick up a silver fork and cut a small piece of the cake down, and then forked it with a fork. Elegantly put in the mouth, I have to say that whether it is drinking black tea or eating cake just now, the black cat is indeed as elegant and natural as a big lady.

"It's amazing, such food is actually made by someone like you, it's like evolving from a paramecium to a person who likes to put his panties on his head and run naked in Ginza~~"

Isn't it all around me that is okay if they don't speak, and when they open their mouths, they don't talk to death? Thinking about his sister, and then looking at the black cat in front of him, Long'er was speechless for a while.

"What kind of metaphor are you~"

Long Er said with black lines on his head.

"A very correct analogy, the words ...... Although the food you prepared was very good, don't you think you took too long? There was a 20 minute delay upstairs and only 10 minutes to prepare in the kitchen. Do you want to tell me that you have a blue King Billy upstairs, and you can only make a wish to him before you can cook now? ”

"Nope!! There is no such person!! My cooking skills are thanks to the fact that as soon as the two of them enter the kitchen, the kitchen becomes a testing ground for the Black Witch!! I'll have to take care of the cooking! Also, the reason why it took so long to go to the second floor was because of this~"

Long'er took out the DVD of the magical girl Mei Lulu and placed it on the coffee table.

"Well~ I also have to take care of two people, and you are also working hard~"

The black cat didn't go to see the DVD on the coffee table for the first time, but said something like this with some sighs.

"What?"

Long Er didn't understand the black cat's words for a while, so he looked at the black cat a little inexplicably and asked.

"It's okay~ So what do you mean by taking this down?"

"Magical girl Mellulu just has to look super interesting on the big screen!!"

The dragon basically shouted out with the idea of giving up on himself.

"Oh~~ So have you seen it?"

The black cat looked at Long Er with meaningful eyes and said.

"I didn't ...... I haven't seen it very seriously.,It's just that I've been listening to Kirino say it's good-looking or something.。 ”

Long Er said that he was also a little weak here.

"yes~Then you go and put it to see~"

The black cat handed the DVD to Long'er.

"Oh~"

After taking the DVD, the dragon adjusted the screen and put the DVD into the projector.

"Starry ★ Magical Girl Mei Lulu ~ It's started---"

How do you feel like you're watching something like a little demon fairy~ What a shameful feeling~ If you use this anime to extract confessions from some prisoners, maybe it will have a miraculous effect~ The prisoner must have shouted, "I said~ I said it's not okay?"

Then the picture changed to a picture of an elementary school girl in a backpack, playing on the grass.

This is the protagonist, right~ and then ...... The monster is out!!

The girl immediately closed her eyes and folded her hands in front of her chest. Then I saw that the original clothes were gone!! Only the picture of the naked ~ body of the elementary school girl immediately followed. Regarding this 10-second transformation picture, Long Er said

"I'm going to hand this girl over to the state!"

Okay~ Although I complained like this, I still want to say it...... It's really ...... for the black cat to look at such a picture from the side It's a strange feeling~ It's just watching a movie with a girl, and then there is a sudden excitement in the movie~ The emotional picture is generally a little embarrassing, and at the same time, I am also thinking about what kind of thoughts the girl will have.

And the appearance of the black cat~~ the appearance of not caring ~~~

Suddenly I feel so lost~How to break~

Then look at the door to the living room...... Hurry up and come over to me!!

After that, the music starts to play, and the title of the magical girl Merlulu comes out.

"That's why I don't like this anime."

The black cat said lightly.

Plum - Lu Mei Lu Mei Lu Mei Lu Mei Lu Mei ~ Mei - Lu Mei Lu Mei ~ ~

In the universe flash~~shining meteor~~☆ with magic-magic spray-shooting, to attack-hit the enemy-people~~

Coming from the land of magic and falling for the earth, you are going to be good~~

Starry magical girl Meluru~~

"The theme song is an airwave song~"

"Actually, I think it's better to call it a brainwashing song~"

Long Er looked at the TV screen with blank eyes and said lightly.

"Anyway...... In Kirino room, there's an H game, do you want to play? ”

Long Er was already a little delirious and picked up the remote control at hand and said.

"Mei Lulu has to use a big screen to be super interesting, you said this~"

The black cat grabbed Long'er's hand to press the remote control, and said lightly.

"Woooo~~"

There's no way to refute it~

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That's it~ I originally wanted to finish writing this plot in one chapter~ It turned out to be dragged like this.,I'm sorry~I'm sorry~.

And then~ thanks to the rice dumplings of [Scientific Misaka Misaka] and [Blue Silver Crow]~ Very delicious~