"Okay~ According to the kind of novel setting you said, I do believe in your stupid sister's novel now, it's so beautiful that I can't believe it."

The black cat looked at Long Er with bright red colored pupils and said lightly.

"Well~ It's good if you can understand~ Then I'll go get some snacks and black tea~ When I come to someone else's house, the master's house doesn't prepare some food, it's too unorthodox."

Long Er got up and walked to the door of the living room, ready to open the door and leave.

"I said~ If you want to call your stupid sister down, just say it, don't make any excuses. After all, the kitchen is not outside the living room."

At the moment when Long'er's hand was next to the door of the living room, as if he had pinched the time, the black cat looked at Long'er's back and said lightly.

"I think you suddenly look like one of my heroines?"

Long Er suddenly thought of something, and also shot back in a light tone.

"Oh~ You also wrote novels? So what is the resemblance of your heroine to me? ”

The black cat raised her eyebrows and asked with interest.

"That heroine is called Battlefield Hara Heiyi, as for the place of acquaintance~ It is full of thick spiritual barriers, and she is very wary of others. Then they all like to use words to provoke others, and then know the bottom line of the other party, and then deal with it calmly~ is a woman full of charm ~"

Long Er thought about the girl with long purple hair and a heroic feeling all over her body, and couldn't help but say lightly.

“…… Is it~ So Yu really wants to see the amount of that girl? In the eyes of mortals such as you, it can be compared to one ten-millionth of the surplus. ”

After the silence, the black cat used the most familiar rhythm to deal with the scene in front of him that was somewhat uncontrollable.

"Okay~ It seems that I was still wrong~ That queen is [tsundere]~ In a scene like that just now, it will only leave me room to kneel and lick. But if you want to see her story. OK. I just negotiated with the editor, but fortunately I still have a copy. It's just the right thing you can use to pass the time. ”

Long Er pointed to the document bag on the coffee table. Signal that the black cat can watch at will.

"So, I'll go and prepare black tea and snacks first. Wait a minute~"

Even if it was exposed, Long'er, who still used this set of rhetoric, opened the door of the living room. But he walked towards the second floor without concealment.

"Damn~~"

Looking at Long'er's slightly arrogant figure in herself, the black cat couldn't help biting her lower lip and was a little angry.

"Then I want to see if the woman named Battlefield Harato Heiyi in your pen is as powerful as you say, I hope I won't be able to degrade you to uselessness again, and then use some [Mary Sue] setting to prevaricate me. You can see that I wrote quite well. ”

The black cat got up and picked up the file bag that Long Er had placed on the coffee table, opened it and took out the A4 paper that still smelled of ink. Prepare to review this light novel with the most rigorous attitude.

“…… This...... What the hell is it~~ The refined text is full of the style of the 11th district, and the ...... The battlefield is a very powerful woman~"

The black cat muttered to himself.

Long'er, who didn't know what kind of gaffe his article had brought to the black cat, had already come to the second floor.

"Hey~ Is Kirino there?"

The dragon knocked twice in front of Kirino's door.

Smack-

The door to Kirino's room suddenly opened. Like the guy who was going to knock on the door on purpose.

Blocked with one hand - looking towards the door, I saw Kirino looking very unhappy to cut~~.

Are you so disappointed that you didn't hit me in the face?

"Get out of the way~ let me in."

The dragon who is a little unhappy in his heart, a little Kirino forehead. It made Kirino take a few steps back and get out of the way. Long Er also took the opportunity to sit down in front of Kirino's computer desk.

"So leave your friends behind without permission, just because you want to play more H-galgame? I said that the sun won't be green when you look at it now~"

Looking at the men and women on Kirino computer screen are hi~CG screen, Long Er felt speechless and asked tentatively.

"Clams? Are you stupid? Or is the paramecium virus already circulating throughout your body? Please~ Even if you are for the sake of world peace, you will obediently go to the incinerator to purify yourself. ”

Kirino said with a sneer on his face.

"It seems that there is nothing to do~Tang Confucian~'s words are not so scientific~"

Long Er didn't care about Tong Nai's ridicule, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. It seems that my 500G ...... It's also something to look at.

"Hey! I said what the hell are you here for~"

looked at the dragon who didn't pay attention to himself, but was thinking about something to himself. couldn't help but feel unhappy for a while, and asked directly towards Long'er.

"What else can I do? What about your appreciation? ”

Long'er, who came back to his senses, asked Kirino rhetorically.

"It's gone!! It's gone from the moment I see the black one! ”

Kirino said angrily.

"I said as for that~ You're not in the novel, it's enough to brutalize her to death as a prototype character~"

Long Er looked at Kirino with [look at each other] and said.

"Heh~ Before you say this, let's take a look at this book~"

Tong Nai sneered, threw out a book as thick as a Xinhua dictionary and threw it to Long'er.

"What is this? Secondary 2 Holy Texts? ”

The crimson cover, and the cross inlaid with silver metal, made Long Er see a strong middle and second wind.

"The second holy scripture ~ The summary is good~ Let's take a closer look~"

Tong Nai said with a little agreement, with a little mockery and Long'er.

Turn the first page casually.

"I'll go! This is the time of printing suffered from the curse of the mother!! ”

If you look at it, it's dense with text. There are also punctuation marks, which are blacked out as if they were mischievous with a font, and there is no desire to read them at all.

(ps: Sometimes when I upload an article, I don't know if it's tsundere or what's wrong.) What would have been a well-segmented article will turn into a black doodle with no sections at all. That's why there is the word "Niang curse" in the text. Aozora has also encountered such a situation, so check it after each upload)

"This is the black one's novel...... You might as well read it~"

Kirino said with a sneer.

Smack - decisively close the page in his hand.

"You still generalize a little bit ~ I'm sorry I can't see it at all ~ This is simply going to kill the dense phobia~"

Long Er said to Kirino with forgiveness.

"To sum it up......"

Kirino thought for a moment and said categorically.

"I want to kill her!"

“……”

If you have a sense of immediacy~ I said that Kirino you and the black cat are unexpectedly in tune to some extent~

"I can't read your evaluation accurately~ Do me a favor, let's talk about it specifically~"

Long Er became more and more interested in novels that could make them want to kill each other, and couldn't help but say in a pleading tone.

"First of all, her opening chapter is more than 2/5 of the book's setting, which is simply forcing consumption, because there is no line break, and you don't even know where it is written as a setting and there is the text. I can only look at the setting of the middle two thoroughfares page by page. And then do you know what an U-1 is? Take a name that seems to be awesome. But in fact, I only thought of the world's No. 1 martial arts association. U-1 was the first edition. What else is called the protagonist actually has SSS-level abilities.,Usually only disguised as a B-level.,If there's nothing to do, you can explode a black wing first.,And what kind of fallen angel blood I'm not watching "Wonder Hero" (if you don't know, you can go to Baidu) and can you think about it for readers~ Describe an explosion on duang~ I don't care about anything.,The fierce and magnificent battle scenes I want to see can.,And then after I read such a long paragraph,,She told me that these are actually still settings! The protagonist was killed together.,As a result, is it reborn into an ordinary girl of Gothic Lori?,This is obviously projecting yourself onto the protagonist~"

Kirino didn't even breathe and said his opinion.

"Project yourself on the main character, your novel is also like this~ And if it's set, Kirino, have you ever seen the setting with 780 pages of A4 paper? (The horizon on the border line is this novel, it's scary to think about) so it's okay. It's not like you want to kill her~"

Long Er shrugged and said absently.

"Indeed...... Anyway, it's just a self-satisfying novel, and I'm not going to be so angry but ......"

Kirino said with a pause. Then he said slowly.

"There was a model girl who thought she was a prototype, and she was seduced, and then she ...... Became a sex ~ slave"

In the end, Kirino was almost gritting his teeth.

“……”

I said you would just get married in your hometown. The same plot is done without the knowledge of both parties. What kind of mood did you use to write this story? You protagonists have projected yourself into it~

In any case, Long Er now finally knows the reason for the quarrel between the two sides, and looks at each other's works condescendingly. And both sides have characters based on themselves in the book, and the end is extremely miserable.

It seems that it is irreconcilable for the time being, so in short, use this situation to complete this appreciation meeting~

But then again~

"Kirino ~ Have you read the entire novel of the black cat, and it includes the setting?"

Long Er said in a tone of disbelief.

"Clams~ Of course, how can I hang her up and frame her~"

Kirino said in a tone of course.

But...... Obviously, this is just proof of your good relationship~ At least I don't have the courage.

If this kind of thing is known by Saori, the stomach will laugh out of the eight-pack abs~

It's all a bunch of troublesome and duplicitous guys