【Chapter 5】I didn't expect it! You are! This kind of human!

Xue Huai stood downstairs in Lu Yunfeng's unit building, feeling uneasy in his heart.

Good, he thought to himself, I finally rang the doorbell!

After about two minutes, there was a rustling sound from the doorbell, followed by Lu Yunfeng's voice, the cold timbre mixed with the hoarseness emitted by the electronic equipment, which made Xue Huai, who was already a little nervous, stiffen a little more.

"Brother Feng, it's me." He said.

Lu Yunfeng paused for a moment, and then said, "Xue Huai? What are you doing here? ”

There was a sound of the electronic lock turning behind the closed unit door, and then the door opened a gap, apparently opened for him by Lu Yunfeng upstairs.

"Come on." Lu Yunfeng's voice was a little lazy, "It's really timely, I'm making breakfast." ”

Xue Huai pushed the door open, just stepped into the corridor and turned his head, and said to the communication doorbell: "Okay." ”

After Xue Huai climbed to the fifth floor, Lu Yunfeng had already opened the door and waited for him.

He found the slippers he had worn in the shoe rack at the door and changed them into, and then walked softly to the living room, his eyes never off the balcony not far away from the moment he sat down on the sofa.

When Lu Yunfeng came out of the kitchen with an apron, he was still holding a plate of freshly boiled sauce radish in his hand, he put the sauce radish on the table, and then walked next to Xue Huai.

"It's so early, have you had breakfast?"

“…… It's almost eleven o'clock, Brother Feng. Xue Huai was very powerless in his heart, but he had to take care of Lu Yunfeng's face and let himself say this sentence as tactfully as possible. In fact, he deliberately chose this time, which not only avoided the time when Lu Yunfeng got up and had an angry attack, but also avoided the embarrassment that Lu Yunfeng was unwilling to stay down to eat just in time for dinner.

Very sweet.

can't stand people's uneasy routines.

"Oh, is that so?" Lu Yunfeng sat down on the sofa casually and said, "Why did you think that you came to me today?" ”

Xue Huai thought to himself, isn't it because of your inexplicable phone call in the middle of the night, big brother! But he didn't dare to say it.

He and Lu Yunfeng and Gu Xicheng have known each other since childhood, they are in the same school from kindergarten to high school, and they all happened to choose universities in this city. has always faced Gu Xicheng, Xue Huai has been a normal little brother's attitude, and getting together is a mutual damage except for gags, but when facing Lu Yunfeng, both of them are a "Feng brother", especially Xue Huai, whose attitude is respectful and close to the dog's leg.

There is a word in this world called childhood shadow.

Xue Huai has always felt that he was beaten by Lu Yunfeng in the kindergarten class, so he has maintained a sense of awe for the other party until now.

"You ...... last night"

"Do you want a bowl of porridge?"

Both spoke at the same time.

Lu Yunfeng made a concession: "You say." ”

"Did Wang Zilang get into trouble last night?" Xue Huai glanced at the balcony as he spoke, but he could still only see the two erect ears of the big dog lying on his stomach.

"When won't it get into trouble?" Lu Yunfeng asked rhetorically, and then felt that Xue Huai was a little unpleased with what he said just now, and frowned, "I said it before, and it's called Ergou now." ”

“……”

Xue Huai didn't want to argue with Lu Yunfeng because of a name, he asked cautiously, "Brother Feng, you don't have ...... Hit it, right? ”

"Do I look like someone who abuses violence?"

“…… Hey, hey, hey. "Don't say it, it's like.

"I punched it twice and locked it up outside for half the night." Lu Yunfeng explained to him a little impatiently.

"I said—" he suddenly looked suspicious, "you don't have a dog fetish, do you?" ”

Xue Huai couldn't laugh.

After a while, Lu Yunfeng probably felt that the joke he just made was a bit ridiculous, at most, he liked dogs, and he would never have special feelings for a dog, and it was not a perversion. He shook his head and laughed twice, and got up from the couch: "The dog is there, if you don't worry, you can go and see it yourself." But I want to remind you not to forget what this dog was like to you in your house before, and your own safety is the most important thing...... I went to the pot to serve porridge, but I haven't eaten breakfast yet. ”

Xue Huai hesitated at first after listening to Lu Yunfeng's words, but soon Ergou's handsome face and vigorous posture appeared in his mind, like an angel...... Without hesitation, he walked to the balcony.

Lu Yunfeng listened to the angry dog barking behind him, and drank a big mouthful of porridge in a good mood.

Exercise...... Scald.

After Lu Yunfeng finished breakfast, Xue Huai faced him with a bitter face.

"Why, why the hell do you say this?" Why is my dog, when he sees me, he looks like he sees the old Wang's dog in the next village!

"There is a word called "Mutual ...... from the heart"

"I don't listen, I don't listen!" Xue Huai willfully interrupted him, "Brother Feng, you give me a reason, am I good about it?" ”

Lu Yunfeng thought for a moment and nodded.

Xue Huai's face collapsed again.

"There is another word, which is called wolf heart and dog lung...... In short, you mourn, you are destined to have no fate. "The old god Lu Yunfeng is here, like the face of a winner in life. He had completely forgotten how he had firmly expressed his rejection of this dog and his contempt for the dog slave in front of Xue Huai, and at this moment, facing the other party, he felt a sense of superiority in his heart.

Xue Huai chattered with a sad face for a while, and finally stopped complaining about the white-eyed dog because he was afraid that Lu Yunfeng would suddenly make a mistake.

"Brother Feng, are you free next Sunday?"

"It's not scheduled yet, what's wrong?" When he said this, Lu Yunfeng had already tied the apron that he had just taken off again, and was using a mop on the balcony to clean up the ground that had been accidentally soiled by Ergou. I don't know what the psychology of this twenty-four-year-old man is, the apron is actually pink, and it is decorated with white dots, small and beautiful.

Xue Huai's face, which had been suffering, actually appeared a little shy at this moment, he tried to make himself look very calm, but the tone that had obviously accelerated betrayed the excitement in his heart, he picked the sofa and said: "My mother's classmate introduced me to a girl a few days ago, I think...... I have a good feeling, so I thought about inviting everyone to dinner this Sunday, and it can be regarded as a matter of finalization. ”

Lu Yunfeng straightened up and raised his eyebrows: "Yo, you kid can!" Co-authored today is the drunkard's intention not to be a dog, this is to get out of the group and run away from me, this show of affection is coming? He snorted, "Shameless." ”

The flush on Xue Huai's face was as shy as a little daughter.

It's been more than 20 years, and he is finally going to give up his first love! In this regard, he is still much taller than the other two.

Lu Yunfeng sneered: "It's useless for you to come here to show affection, you know that I'm a, my sister has no attack on me." ”

The second dog behind him yawned lazily, wondering what "" meant...... Human beings really don't understand and spout some nonsense words all day long.

I want to go home...... It's been a long time since I've been away from home, and even the big bad wolf on the opposite hill who is always staring at his ass looks cute.

Lu Yunfeng suddenly thought of something, and strode close to the living room: "Have you told Xicheng about this?" ”

Xue Huai was stunned for a moment, and then said, "No...... I thought I'd tell you first, and then it wouldn't be too late to call him. ”

"Not too late?" Lu Yunfeng looked at him strangely, and looked at Xue Huai in the hair.

"Brother Feng, what's wrong?"

Lu Yunfeng suddenly showed a creepy smile.

- "I don't want to sue you anymore. ”

Confused, Xue Huai reluctantly left, before leaving, he wanted to see Ergou again, but the other party's teeth expressed his attitude very clearly.

After Lu Yunfeng sent him out, he added some water to Ergou.

The second dog looked weak, and he didn't get up from the ground, but stretched his head forward with great effort in the posture of Fang Cai, and licked his tongue slowly in the basin.

Although his movements were slow, Ergou finally drank the large basin of water, and then retracted his head and lay on his stomach, his eyelids weakly deaf, and he didn't know whether he let out a small moan in his throat, intentionally or unintentionally.

Lu Yunfeng frowned, vaguely feeling that something was not right.

He quickly went to the pool next to him to wash his hands, walked to the second dog and squatted down, and found that the dog's nose was indeed abnormally dry. Lu Yunfeng broke open the mouth of the second dog almost without much effort, and after sticking his finger in and touching the dog's tongue for a while, his brows furrowed even deeper.

The temperature is a little hot.

He immediately got up and walked to his room without hesitation. The medicine box was placed on the bedside table, Lu Yunfeng took out the thermometer from it and quickly used alcohol to detoxify it and returned to the balcony, the second dog was still humming quietly, trying to raise his eyelids to look at Lu Yunfeng. Lu Yunfeng first squatted down and touched its head comfortingly, and then walked around behind it.

"Don't move." He said softly, probably because the current Ergou is too weak, and his tone is actually gentle that he doesn't usually have.

Ergou snorted vigorously twice, intending to emphasize that he was not moving.

Lu Yunfeng smiled helplessly, he gently raised the tail of the second dog, and then the ** place was exposed in front of his eyes.

“……”

"Ahem."

Ergou was a little puzzled by his behavior of suddenly going around behind him, so he tried to turn his head in a different direction, and as soon as he saw Lu Yunfeng's face with a strange expression, he felt that someone was holding a cool thing outside the shy little cave behind him.

"Whoa————"

As the sun shines, a howling wolf pierces the silent sky.

Ergou cowered pitifully in the corner of the balcony, looking at Lu Yunfeng's eyes full of vigilance.

Unexpected! You are! This kind of human!

Perverted! Bastard! QAQ！

It remembered the words that its brothers had warned before, and for a moment it couldn't help but tremble and its teeth trembled, and the black box of memory seemed to be forcibly opened, and it felt that it understood in an instant what Lu Yunfeng meant by the word he had just said.

Unexpectedly, even the little male dog was not spared!

Ahh

Lu Yunfeng looked at the second dog on the other side who suddenly became energetic, even if he didn't know what he was thinking, he couldn't help but have some doubts in his heart. However, the body temperature that should be measured still has to be measured, and if he really has a fever, he still has to take the dog to the hospital as soon as possible. So he ignored the objections of the second dog, stepped forward and pulled the dog to his side.

"Come here!"

I won't !!

The second dog swore to defend his own discipline to the death.

Taking advantage of the fact that the second dog who was burning and dizzy was stunned for a moment, Lu Yunfeng seized the opportunity to insert the thermometer into it, and then quickly pressed the second dog who wanted to burst out, and the whole person climbed onto it.

"Whew-" hurts!!

"Ergou is obedient, I'm treating you."

"Whoa!" I don't believe it!

Ergou was pressed by an adult male, and naturally it was difficult to move, so he had to howl to express his dissatisfaction.

What cures, to poke ...... Little chrysanthemum!?

You're lying to me, pervert!

"Obedient!"

"Whew!" Don't listen!

"Obedient!"

"Whew! Oh! "That's it! No!

Lu Yunfeng slapped it with a "snap".

Ergou: "......" QAQ!

"If I don't get angry, I'll poke another one in, do you believe it or not?"

Lu Yunfeng got up from the second dog and looked at the cowardly dog condescendingly, and said, "I don't press you now, you move." You can see if I can poke another one in. ”

The second dog did not respond.

"I was sick and didn't know how to be obedient, so I wanted to make trouble for me, are you wrong?"

“……”

One person and one dog were in a stalemate on the balcony for a long time, and the two dogs slowly became silent and arrogant.

It only felt that its eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, but in the end it couldn't hold on, rolled its eyes at Lu Yunfeng, and fell asleep.

Shameless. Hum!