【Chapter 4】If you get an inch, I'll kick you out.

Coming out of the real yàn room, Lu Yunfeng went to a certain treasure and bought a sticky hair device and a pet hair removal comb after returning home.

On the day the courier arrived, Lu Yunfeng opened it almost without hesitation and prepared to pick up the dog's hair. And Ergou actually refused to face the comb at the beginning, but Lu Yunfeng forcibly brushed it down several times without dog nature to let it find out...... It felt pretty good, so after that, I just lay down and enjoyed it without any restraint, squinting my eyes so much that I couldn't help myself. Lu Yunfeng showed it the hair ball that had been brushed off, and it raised its eyelids to look at it twice, then hummed and walked away.

Hairless and light, I feel like the cutest husky in the world!

Lu Yunfeng looked at its proud little appearance and felt funny in his heart, he turned those hairs into a ball, put them in front of him for a while, and then wrapped them in a garbage bag and threw them into the trash can, thinking that in this case, the situation of hair loss should be much better, and this hair removal comb is worth the money.

However, before he could be happy, that night, when he had just finished taking a shower and was sitting on the sofa outside waiting for his hair to dry, the second dog came over with the hair removal comb in his mouth.

“……”

“……”

"Whew." And comb!

Lu Yunfeng pretended not to see it and moved to the side. There was a variety show that was on TV that had been popular recently, and he casually cast his gaze.

Seeing that Lu Yunfeng ignored him, Ergou leaned towards him again, "Wang." "You take care of me.

The hair removal comb that had just been brought over was placed on the ground at the moment, a big paw was playing around, and from time to time arching with his nose, the intention of wanting to attract Lu Yunfeng's attention was very obvious.

But Lu Yunfeng didn't plan to deal with it.

Get used to you!

Do you still want it when you know it's cool? The little goblin who is not contented, the stupid dog can't get used to it.

Ergou didn't know what Lu Yunfeng was thinking, and after a while, seeing that the other party still didn't react, it was a little anxious.

This stupid human being, could it be that he can't understand what I mean?

Thinking of this, Ergou suddenly became enlightened, it felt that Lu Yunfeng must be too stupid, and he didn't understand what he wanted to do, so he didn't react. Sympathizing with this fool's IQ in his heart, Ergou decided to do something to remind him, and show mercy to give him a chance to be courteous to himself.

It picked up the hair comb from the floor again and walked around the back of the couch without saying a word. Lu Yunfeng didn't pay much attention to it, but when this stupid dog finally gave up the idea just now, and was secretly relieved in his heart, he felt that both sides of his shoulders sank, and then he was smashed his head, and he was already smashed before he could react. When he could react, he heard something like a comb scraping against his scalp, and the sound made his teeth chatter.

This, stinky, stupid, forceful, dog!!

Ergou finished combing the last time behind the sofa, thinking that this human should understand, right? So he was so satisfied that he took a small comb and trotted to Lu Yunfeng playfully and cutely: "Wang~"

Comb the hair!

Lu Yunfeng slapped the dog's head and rose from the sofa, and the merciless slap had already fallen on the fart before the second dog even figured out the current situation, accompanied by that hot pain, there was also a sense of shame and excitement of being spanked for the first time...... This complicated feeling made Ergou subconsciously open his mouth and let out a tragic howl.

"Woohoo!"

Lu Yunfeng stretched out a hand to pinch Ergou's mouth, the strength in his hand was amazing, and he said viciously to Ergou: "Don't bark, tell Lao Tzu to kill you today!" ”

Ergou stared at a pair of aggrieved little eyes, and wanted to break away from Lu Yunfeng's hand but was frightened by the other party's momentum, that look like he wanted to move but didn't dare to move, and after teaching Lu Yunfeng to see it, he intensified his desire to abuse this stupid dog.

At this time, the second dog had already dodged Lu Yunfeng's hand that had previously clamped its mouth, and it was also threatening to open its mouth to bite Lu Yunfeng, Lu Yunfeng suddenly became angry, he no longer abused the dog-fart, but seemed to calm down, and dragged the collar of the second dog to the gate.

"Whew! Oh! Ergou seemed to have a premonition of something, and his four legs struggled to the ground, trying to resist Lu Yunfeng's hard pull, but Lu Yunfeng used his strength to tell it what was called futile resistance.

He pushed Ergou out of the door that had been opened, and then simply closed the door when the other party tried to pounce on him with his paws.

The screams of huskies outside the door resounded throughout the corridor.

Lu Yunfeng sneered twice, locked the door and went back to his bedroom directly.

Stupid dog, just stay outside!

The roommate Ange who lives together has made it clear that he will not come back, and Lu Yunfeng has made up his mind not to let Ergou in. When he returned to his room, he first took off the pajamas he was wearing, then touched his scalp, which still had a touch of touch, and gritted his teeth and walked to the bathroom.

The hand he had just touched was now stained with a few dog hairs, apparently from the pet's hair comb, and all of them ran up by the second dog's hair.

When he came out of the bathroom again, he didn't go around to the living room to listen, and was surprised to find that the second dog outside the door was unusually quiet after that, except for the two dogs who opened their throats and howled twice when they were pushed out by him at first.

There must be something wrong with this.

Lu Yunfeng frowned and walked to the entrance, originally wanting to listen to the movement outside through the door, but just as he approached, a loud noise came from the door panel in front of him.

He was startled and took three steps back.

"Woohoo!" A dog bark exploded instantly, and the second dog outside seemed to sense Lu Yunfeng's approach, and banged on the door outside, and the movement intensified. Lu Yunfeng also slapped twice on the door without showing weakness, and the two dogs outside barked miserably, and immediately became much more stable.

Lu Yunfeng walked into the bedroom and closed the door hard.

This time, I didn't pay attention to any movement outside.

As the night deepened, the day's hustle and bustle finally fell silent.

Midnight.

Wailing arose.

The stone is shocking, the echo is endless, and it is unbearable.

Lu Yunfeng finally sat up from the bed before the neighbors around him got up.

He grabbed his mobile phone from the side of the bed in annoyance, and it didn't take long for him to make a call: "Xue Huai, you roll over here for me and get that stupid dog away!" ”

Xue Huai on the opposite side was obviously just woken up by his mobile phone, and he was at a loss: "Brother Feng......?" ”

The anger in the other party's tone was obvious, and just when he hesitated how to respond, the other party had already hung up the phone with a snap.

Xue Huai: "......"

After Lu Yunfeng hung up the phone, he picked up a coat and put it on, and sat on the edge of the bed to calm himself down.

The autumn night was already very cold, the cold moonlight outside the window sprinkled in front of the bed through the window, and the intermittent barking of dogs outside seemed particularly abrupt and poignant at this time, Lu Yunfeng couldn't help but shiver.

It looks so cold outside.

The dog's hair is so thick, it shouldn't freeze, right? Or a sled dog......

Despite thinking like this, Lu Yunfeng still stood up and walked outside. The howl of the second dog was mixed with whimpering, and after hearing Lu Yunfeng's footsteps, he was obviously a little more hurried.

Lu Yunfeng pushed the door open, and the next moment, Ergou pounced eagerly.

It seems that thinking of the accident last time, Ergou obviously controlled his strength this time, but the inevitable problem of his own weight still made Lu Yunfeng, who caught it, staggered back two steps.

"Woohoo woo ......"

The dog in his arms kept trying to drill into his arms, if it wasn't too big, Lu Yunfeng had no doubt that its next action would be to jump the whole dog into his arms. The long dog hair on Ergou's body was a little cold to the touch, and he looked behind him in horror while rubbing against Lu Yunfeng's body, this appearance made Lu Yunfeng cry and laugh, where was the previous anger.

He reluctantly touched the back of the second dog, and then looked out the door, "What is it outside that scares you like this?" ”

Just as he was looking out, a dark shadow flashed through the staircase, followed by a cat's meow in the stairwell.

"Cats?"

Lu Yunfeng glanced at the dog in his arms in disbelief, "You were just scared like this by a cat?" ”

"Woo-" The second dog was very aggrieved.

Lu Yunfeng: "............"

His mood is very delicate now.

He stretched out his hand and patted Ergou's head twice, not knowing what to say for a while. After a while, his tone was rather heavy: "Okay, come in." ”

Ergou propped his legs on the ground and quietly rested his head on his chest, motionless.

The dog is bitter and wants to be hugged.

"I'll kick you out if you get any more inches."

“………… Whew. ”

Although I don't know what it means, Ergou is still very sensitive to words like "kicking" and "going out".

In his heart, he rebuked the cruelty of human beings, and it finally got off Lu Yunfeng's body miserably.

Lu Yunfeng looked at its back as it slowly walked towards the balcony, and felt a sense of detachment from his heart.

When he saw Ergou walking past the sofa, he deliberately picked up the hair removal comb that had been thrown on the ground in the chaos before......

.

There was a message from Xue Huai on the mobile phone, and the other party probably didn't know whether to call or not, so he asked in this way.

"Brother Feng, is Wang Zilang okay?"

Lu Yunfeng thought for a long time before he remembered who this prince Lang was, and there was silence for a while.

- "It's good, I'm not good, sleep for you!" ”