The third male protagonist (1)

Unexpectedly, this time the return was unexpectedly smooth. Zhong Erbing panted and moved Long Zhenlei to the store, thinking that it would take a lot of speech, but he didn't expect the little clerk to accept it without saying a word, and promised that the new male protagonist would arrive soon.

Probably interpreting the surprise on Zhong Erbing's face as something else, the little clerk hurriedly emphasized nervously: "The new male protagonist will not have such a situation again!" It's all a misunderstanding.,The male protagonist of our family is really the only one who can square dance! ”

Looking at her appearance, and thinking of Guan San, who was not present today, Zhong Erbing vaguely guessed that Guan San probably knew that Long Zhenlei was dancing in the square all day, and he had ordered the little clerk to do something in a weak heart, for fear that she would return the goods.

In fact, he doesn't have to be like this, because Zhong Erbing's mind of returning the goods has long faded, on the contrary, she is looking forward to the next male lead.

What Zhong Erbing didn't expect was that the new male protagonist did appear soon, but the way he appeared was very unexpected.

Because Long Zhenlei was returned, Zhong Erbing had to start buying vegetables and cooking by himself.

Since it was a bit late, she decided to take a shortcut to the supermarket. The trail is narrow and muddy, so there are fewer people walking on it.

Halfway down the road, Zhong Erbing saw an obstacle on the ground from a distance.

Curious, she took a closer look and gasped to her surprise that it was a bloodied person.

The moment his eyes touched this bloody man, Zhong Erbing was first blind, and then looked around without a trace, and did not find any suspicious people.

However, for the sake of caution, she pretended to be stunned, and then ran away in a panic.

It wasn't until she ran to a secluded place that she paid attention to her surroundings, then put away her panicked expression, changed to a new card to call the police and call the emergency number.

After hanging up the phone, she broke the phone card in half and threw it away, and then went home without going grocery shopping.

On the way home, she remembered what she had just seen, and suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu, and after walking a few more steps, she remembered that this was simply the plot of the novel!

Thinking of the kind heroines in the novel who met a man covered in blood in the middle of the night and then smuggled him home, Zhong Erbing sincerely admired their courage.

As soon as Zhong Erbing got home, an unfamiliar number called in. She turned on the TV and connected the phone at the same time, but before she could speak, an angry voice came from the other end of the phone: "Why don't you save yourself when you die?!" ”

This voice was a little familiar, and Zhong Erbing quickly reacted that it was Guan San. Although she didn't know why he knew what happened just now, she still said confidently: "This kind of bloody person who fell in the dark alley is either a murderer or a brawl, maybe his enemy is still nearby, and I, a battle scumbag whose combat power is close to zero, will save him to death or send him to death?" Not to mention bringing him home or something, if he is really a murderer, it is not a wolf into the house, maybe there will be some tragedy tomorrow. ”

After Guan Sanyu stopped, he sighed and asked, "That...... Why call the police? ”

"Shouldn't you call the police?" Zhong Erbing asked rhetorically without thinking.

Guan San was silent for a long time, and said weakly...... But that's your new male protagonist! I was also fined a large sum of money for wasting police resources," he almost burst into tears when he said this.

"......" Zhong Erbing was silent for a few seconds, "Oh, then I'll pick him up and take him home." ”

"No, he had already hung up from blood loss ten minutes ago."

After another silence, Guan Sanqiang cheered up and spoke again: "We have put version 2.0 in the same position, you go and take it." ”

“…… Why don't you send it directly, you have to get so many tricks? ”

"This is a new idea of the design department, so that it is easy for the male protagonist to have a 'fledgling complex' for the owner, and he can better serve customers." Guan San said happily.

“……”

After hanging up the phone, Zhong Erbing remembered that Guan San said that the way the male protagonist appeared in the future was also random, and he only felt that his head was bigger.

After picking up the 2.0 male protagonist, Zhong Erbing directly took him off and threw him into the bathtub to put the water on, and waited for him to wake up and wash it himself.

However, as soon as she walked out of the bathroom, an alarm sounded behind her, and at the same time, a flat and waveless voice sounded: "Your male protagonist is on the verge of death and can't complete the task by himself." ”

Zhong Erbing turned around slowly, stared condescendingly at the quiet sleeping boy in the bathroom, and suddenly remembered something, rummaged through his clothes that had been taken off, and sure enough, he found a box of special medicine on him.

The medicine is also attached to an instruction manual: this medicine is a special drug for the male protagonist, and it will take effect within ten minutes after taking it. Of course,You can also choose not to use special drugs.,Enjoy the fun of taking care of the male owner personally.,This can make him dependent on you (there is a certain chance that the male owner will mutate into 'loyal dog'、'Sticky' and other characteristics)......"

Zhong Erbing sneered at the instruction manual, and roughly took out the medicine and stuffed it into the male protagonist's mouth.

However, the medicine was fed, but it was not swallowed, so the state was still "on the verge of death".

Zhong Erbing frowned, remembering that in such a situation in the novel, the heroine usually feeds medicine with her mouth, and she couldn't help but feel a chill.

She folded her arms and said coldly, "If you don't swallow it, I'll stuff it through your nostrils." ”

Probably heard her warning in a hazy way.,The male protagonist obediently swallowed the medicine.,The state gradually faded from bright red.。

Zhong Erbing had the heart to check the information of the new male protagonist.

The trademark description shows that the new male protagonist is the young master of the hidden Guwu family.

[Name: Night Warrior (can be changed)

Gender: Male (factory preset, cannot be changed)

Appearance characteristics: With amber eyes and soft brown hair, red lips and white teeth, like a beautiful boy who does not understand the world, it is easy to arouse the motherhood of women, but in essence he is a little devil who is afraid of the chaos in the world.

……

Identity: Male protagonist, the young master of the hidden Guwu family. In an internal struggle, he was betrayed by someone he trusted, seriously injured, and after escaping, he fell in an unknown alley, and the kind she picked him up and took care of him, like the only sunshine in his life......

……

Has Skill: Prank]

The skill "Prank" can be useful if used against others, but if it is used for household chores, it may turn into "causing trouble" or something.

In short, another pampered one!

Zhong Erbing was very disappointed, and changed his name angrily - kill a thousand knives! Then, she threw down the male protagonist and went back to the living room to watch TV.

Half an hour later, Ye Wuxian rushed out of the bathroom with frosty eyes in his eyes, and roared angrily: "You actually saw death before and didn't save it!" How can there be such a vicious woman as you in the world! ”

"Oh." Zhong Erbing rubbed his stomach absentmindedly, remembering that he had missed dinner.

At this time, she was too lazy to cook, so she simply boiled water and soaked a cup of instant noodles.

In the process of instant noodles, Ye Wuxian stood aside and glared at her with his cheeks puffed out, and Zhong Erbing ignored him from beginning to end.

A few minutes later, Zhong Erbing lifted the lid of the cup, and the unique aroma of instant noodles came to his nose.

She took a pair of chopsticks and sat down to eat.

"What are you eating? It looks like ...... "Night Warrior snorted like a puppy, her stomach growled twice, she leaned over with her face crossed, noticed her slightly surprised gaze, and quickly regained her arrogant face, "Hmph, don't get me wrong, I've just never eaten this kind of civilian food, that's why I ......"

Zhong Erbing shrugged his shoulders and gave him half of the new dishes and chopsticks regardless of his previous suspicions.

After taking a careful bite, Ye Wuxian's eyes lit up, and although he didn't speak, the obvious speed of acceleration explained his thoughts.

Delicious, delicious, delicious!

Ye Wuxian has forgotten the "deep hatred" with Zhong Erbing, and now his mind is full of infinite loops.

"Delicious?" After dividing half of it, Zhong Erbing ate it in a few bites, and at the moment he was watching him gobble it with an unpredictable smile.

"Reluctantly, I didn't expect you civilians to ......" Ye Wuxian paused, and said with some reluctance, "Anyway, barely able to enter." ”

Zhong Erbing squinted dangerously when he heard this, but he smiled and asked in an amiable tone, "Do you want to eat it in the future?" ”

Ye Wuxian just sucked the last noodle with a "swish", looked at the bowl reluctantly, as if he wanted to drink it with the soup, and listened to Zhong Erbing's question, his ears moved, but he said with a reluctant look, "Although it is civilian food, if you insist on providing it, it is not ......"

Before he finished speaking, Zhong Erbing said in an embarrassed tone: "But this is very expensive, I don't usually eat much, so I eat a small cup during the New Year's Festival, after all, one will cost me several months' salary." ”

"So expensive?!" Ye Wuxian believed it to be true, and was so frightened that his eyes were about to fall. But he quickly figured it out: "It's the same...... After all, the taste is okay, and you civilians must have spent a lot of effort and good materials to make something that tastes like this......"

"Well, in that case, I'll eat this next meal, although it's not as good as our luxurious meal, but it's okay." Ye Wuxian pretended to be arrogant, but his eyes were reluctantly staring at the empty bowl, and he secretly licked his lips.

Zhong Erbing sneered in his heart, but pretended to be surprised on his face: "Huh? Such an expensive thing, you don't want to eat it for nothing and let me raise you, right? ”

"Of course not!" Ye Wuxian immediately exploded when he heard this, "I can go to work!" That's right! I can go to work and earn money to buy it myself! ”

Zhong Erbing sighed with a look of pity, "You have superb computer skills?" Accounting? A lawyer? Superb cooking? Oh, do you think you'll get a good job? ”

The expression on Ye Wuxian's face suddenly froze, and the more he listened, the lower his head became, and it seemed that a pair of invisible ears were lost and drooped.

Zhong Erbing looked at this scene with satisfaction, and then smiled: "But there is also a job you can do......

"What job?" As if returning from hell to heaven, Ye Wuxian suddenly raised his head, his eyes shining, and asked expectantly.

Zhong Erbing knocked on the edge of the bowl with chopsticks and said categorically: "Move bricks." ”