Zhong Bait Bingyuan thought that Long Zhenlei followed a group of aunts to the square dance that day was just a whim, so although there was a thunderstorm at that time, he forgot it when he woke up.

However, in recent days, she has discovered a strange thing - Long Zhenlei has no complaints about doing complicated housework unusually, but is very diligent to finish the housework every day before going to bed, and then go out with his fan early the next morning.

This situation happened for several days in a row, and when Long Zhenlei hummed a song again and was about to go out, Zhong Erbing finally couldn't help but stop him: "Wait." ”

Long Zhenlei stopped suspiciously and looked back at her, looking innocent.

Because he got up too early, Zhong Erbing also had to get up early. She touched the dark circles on her face caused by the lack of sleep in the morning, looked him up and down, and asked suspiciously, "Where are you going?" ”

Unexpectedly, Zhong Erbing suddenly asked, and the defenseless Long Zhenlei hurriedly hid the fan behind his back with a weak heart, and his voice was arrogant: "Of course I went to investigate the people's situation." At the same time, there is also a look that contains the meaning of "ignorant woman" and "stupid mortal", but it has the appearance of a domineering president.

But when he thought of him waving a big fan, Zhong Yubing only felt that the whole person was in a trance by this contrast.

But...... For the sake of him having finished all the housework, Zhong Erbing simply couldn't see it, and let him harm others with broken jars.

In this way, the president is like a wild horse, happily dancing in the square all day long with a group of square dance aunts.

Every morning, he came to the dancing place early to carve out a large area for their army of square dancers.

However, sometimes, he will encounter some people who he thinks are quite unreasonable-

On this day, Long Zhenlei once again occupied his position early, but a car slowly stopped next to him, he thought it was just a coincidence, so he gave way to the side, but he didn't expect to hear two horns, and couldn't help but turn his head in surprise.

"Hey, this parking space is mine, what are you doing?" The owner pressed the window and shouted at him in dissatisfaction.

Long Zhenlei muttered in his heart, and simply turned his head and pretended not to hear.

Seeing that Long Zhenlei did not react, the owner of the car got out of the car very angrily, stopped in front of him and emphasized again: "This is my parking space, please get out of the way." ”

After the president was stunned for a moment, a smug smile appeared on his face, his chin was slightly raised, and he said in an arrogant tone, "This parking space was contracted by me!" ”

The owner of the car was stunned by him, and he opened his mouth and was about to scold, but suddenly his face changed when he thought of something.

Thinking of the recent repeated porcelain incidents, the owner scolded in a low voice for "neurosis", scolded back to the driver's seat, and drove the car away.

On the way out, he casually turned on the radio, and when he heard the news that he had been blackmailed again, he couldn't help but secretly rejoice. Fortunately, he had a dash cam, otherwise he would have let this porcelain man succeed.

No, you must put it online when you go back!

Long Zhenlei didn't know that his crooked attack was right, and happily thought that the other party was frightened away by his domineering spirit, and he was full of confidence in himself.

After solving the owner of this parking space smoothly, Long Zhenlei ushered in a few more elementary school students who played basketball.

"Let's go somewhere else, it's a place for adults to square dance." He waved his hand and said impatiently, but he didn't expect a primary school student to cry with a flat mouth, which was simply a magic sound.

Long Zhenlei frowned, snatched his ball with a black face, and threw it into the distance: "This place is ...... by me"

"Whoa, whoa!" The elementary school student looked at his fierce face, and was so frightened that he didn't even pick up the ball, and ran away crying, "Mom, someone is going to kidnap me!" ”

……

At eight o'clock in the morning, the number of aunts who came to square dance gradually increased, and they were very happy to see such a large area.

Knowing that it was the president's "masterpiece", the square dance aunts smiled big chrysanthemums on their faces and praised him.

"This lad is really enthusiastic."

"It's rare to see such a noble person now."

"Young people are just amazing."

……

The encirclement of these praises almost lifted Long Zhenlei to the sky, making his vanity continue to swell, as if he was standing at the peak.

Compared with Zhong Erbing, who has a weird yin and yang atmosphere at home, these aunts who praise him like a flower are like real family members!

Long Zhenlei thought very movingly, and decided that he must make persistent efforts to continue to work for the welfare of these amiable aunts.

Long Zhenlei didn't expect that the surprises were far more than that.

During the intermission, the square dance aunts gathered around enthusiastically, and you asked word by word:

"This little brother, how old are you today?"

"Got a partner?"

"Married?"

"My girlfriend's colleague's daughter's classmate happens to be single!"

……

Blind date?

When he first heard this, Long Zhenlei was originally going to refuse, but after thinking about it, if he let Bai Yueguang know that he was so popular, would he feel regretful?

The novels are all written like this, the female protagonist is disdainful of the male protagonist who cares for and pampers her, until she sees him behaving intimately with other women, and her heart is sour, only to find that she has long been inseparable from him......

Thinking of Bai Yueguang's jealous appearance, Long Zhenlei was overwhelmed and immediately agreed.

Because Long Zhenlei was very poor, the original place of the blind date was not in a petty bourgeois café or the usual restaurant, but in a small park nearby.

Fortunately, an aunt's relative happened to open a coffee shop, so the location of the blind date was set there.

Although in Long Zhenlei's eyes, no one can compare to his bicycle girl, but after all, it is the first blind date, and the aunt introduced has blown this girl to the sky, and he can't help but feel a little curious in his heart.

Half an hour has passed the agreed time, and the first blind date girl is finally late.

She was wearing ten-centimeter high heels, dressed up in a fancy way, and her face was covered with a thick layer of powder, her eyes lit up when she saw Long Zhenlei, and she rushed over to greet him with great surprise, but as soon as she opened her mouth, a layer of powder fell off her face......

Long Zhenlei fled, but reluctantly returned to his original position in the saliva of the second blind date aunt.

The second blind date girl had a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and she also fell in love with Long Zhenlei at first sight. After Long Zhenlei refused her invitation to watch a movie together, he was furious and crushed his cup......

Long Zhenlei was stunned with fright, and the two trembled.

Third ......

……

At the end of the day, the president had more than 20 kisses! I don't know if it's because of those blind dates with different personalities, or because he drank so many cups of inferior coffee, he felt a sudden dull pain in his stomach.

The twenty-first blind date girl saw that his face was not good, and she was very understanding and worried, and asked, "Zhenlei, are you uncomfortable?" ”

Hearing this familiar title, Long Zhenlei felt that his stomach pain was even more severe, and he hugged his stomach vigorously and said, "I'm sorry, I'll go to the bathroom first." ”

Without waiting for the other party to speak, he rushed to the bathroom.

After tossing in the bathroom for a long time, Long Zhenlei finally came out of the bathroom with his stomach as if he had been pressed by a big truck, and was about to rack his brains to find an excuse to refuse the twenty-first blind date girl, but he didn't expect that as soon as he sat down, a menacing woman suddenly came over, saw the two sitting together, and pointed to the twenty-first blind date girl and scolded angrily.

"Why are you robbing my boyfriend?!"

The twenty-first blind date girl noticed her eyes and was not to be outdone: "Who said he was your boyfriend?" He didn't even promise you! ”

Thanks to his good memory, Long Zhenlei immediately recognized that this was the sixth blind date girl.

The two women quarreled and started to move.

Long Zhenlei hurriedly went to stop it, but was pushed aside by the two of them: "Get out!" ”

Completely unaware that the lover in the dream suffered from his own violence, the more the two looked at each other, the more angry they became, scolding and fighting:

"You little three!"

"You're only a junior!"

"The handsome guy is mine!"

……

The ugly and fat woman fought in front of the entire coffee shop, and the battlefield continued to expand, even from the inside of the store to the outside of the store, not only breaking countless cups and spoons, but also attracting a number of onlookers.

Long Zhenlei followed beside him stupidly, stunned for a moment, and saw that the clerk was about to follow, so he hurriedly fled before they came over to lose.

Who knew that as soon as he turned around, he saw the Bai Yueguang brothers and sisters standing at the corner of the street with stunned faces.

After Long Zhenlei took a few steps forward in surprise, he suddenly panicked in his heart-

Actually met in such a situation, if his bicycle sister wanted to give up on him...... Thinking of this, he hurriedly explained: "You misunderstood, I ......"

He didn't know that at this time, his hair was messy, and his face still had the lip prints of one of the blind date girls, which looked ......

"Ah, pervert!"

After Bai Xiaohua screamed, the little bird jumped into Bai Yueguang's arms, and said with tears in his eyes: "Yueguang, that, that pervert ...... today."

Bai Yueguang glanced at Long Zhenlei with a hostile face, and asked habitually, "Brother, don't be sad, what happened?" ”

"I see that he dates more than 20 girls at the same time today, and he goes square dancing every morning......"

Before Bai Xiaohua's words fell, Bai Yueguang looked at Long Zhenlei with deep disgust, and coldly reprimanded: "Scum! ”

Long Zhenlei felt a pain in his heart, and stammered to explain: "No...... I ......"

"I warn you, stay away from my brother!" Bai Yueguang pointed at his nose and scolded him for a painful time, before leaving with him in Bai Xiaohua's adoring eyes.

…… Although it was directly set to a tearless physique when it was repaired, Long Zhenlei felt that he wanted to cry again......

When he wanted to cry without tears, he was full of doubts in his heart......

"How would they know about my square dancing, could it be the female tyrant?"

In the company's bell bait ice inexplicably sneezed.

What happened?

Just when she was confused, the conversation of her colleagues came to her ears.

"The handsome guys in this era are really not rich in resources......"

"Where's the handsome guy dancing in the square?"

"Hey, don't mention it, I didn't expect him to be dignified, but he was actually a scumbag!"

"What?"

"Isn't it? I heard when I went out to eat just now that he changed more than 20 girlfriends a day, and he also went to square dance every day......"

"Oh my God! Maybe he won't even let go of the square dance aunt? ”

……

Zhong Yubing's eyes darkened when he heard this.

What trouble did that idiot get her in during her absence?

Thinking about Long Zhenlei all the time, Zhong Erbing was restless, and finally stayed up until she got home from work, but found that there was still big trouble waiting for her-

A bunch of people blocked the door of her house, with an angry look on their faces, and as soon as they saw her take out the key and try to open the door, they recognized it as if they were people, and began to crusade around her.

"Is it your male protagonist who bullied my son and stole his basketball?"

"Your male protagonist robbed me of a parking space!"

"How dare you dislike my daughter?!"

……

Zhong Erbing: "......"

What is the broken male master,Must be changed (╯"□′)╯(┻━┻