Chapter 63: Ma Yi is back
When Ma Yi and Mi Lili returned to Kunyue City again, it was already early in the morning, Mi Lili took Ma Yi to her and Lu Yun's rented house, she knocked on the door for a long time, but Lu Yun didn't react, she was wondering, with the habit of a killer, she couldn't sleep so dead, she should have been woken up by herself a long time ago.
"Call her, maybe she's not home. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info," Ma Yi said. Mi Lili gave him a wide roll of the eyes, "You think I don't know how to call?" Do you have a phone? "Her phone was scrapped when it fell into the sinkhole, and Ma Yi's phone is still there, but it has long been out of power, no different from a piece of scrap metal.
Ma Yi was silent, he had no ability, and he could only catch blind when he encountered this kind of thing.
"Who!" Suddenly, there was an angry noise from the room.
There is a spicy brother pen, there is a condition! The corners of Mi Lili's mouth snickered, her eyes stared at Ma Yi very meaningfully, Ma Yi's face was calm, but her heart was inexplicably sour, Mi Lili didn't have the heart to attach to his ear and said, "Ma Yi, guess if Sister Yun's man is handsome or you are handsome?" ”
Ma Yizheng wanted to refuse to answer her boring question, but the door "banged" open, and a man in pants stood at the door: "Sick?" Three watches knocking on the door in the middle of the night? Mi Lili was angry, but for the sake of Lu Yun's face, she couldn't bear to be angry, and even looked at the man in front of her with some curiosity, his biggest body characteristic is one word: fat!
He has a fat face and a beer belly, like a pregnant sow. Mi Lili opened her small mouth in surprise, I torture, Sister Yun's taste is really not ordinary!
Besides, the man in the pants was about to go crazy, and suddenly found that the one standing in front of him was a goddess who was three points more beautiful than the god Liu Yan, and the pair of eyes that were squeezed by fat and only had a slit left, and now there was no trace at all, he was like an eyeless monster, rolling his thick lips like a bull laughing and peeing.
"Beauty, are you looking for me?"
"I'm looking for Sister Yun?" Mi Lili's stomach is a little pantothenic, but for the sake of Lu Yun's face, she is still smiling. The corners of the man's mouth overflowed, and the woman on his bed happened to be called Xiaoyun, who was summoned from the X letter, and her appearance was good, but compared with the beauty in front of her, it was like a sow than Minchan.
Although he is fat, he is actually a dick, because of the humility in his bones, so Mi Lili's beauty makes him feel unsteady, and he sucks the saliva at the corner of his mouth with difficulty, "Beauty, I only called one, not two, did you let the wrong door?" ”
It's not that he didn't think that this is a marketing method engaged in the leather and meat industry, buy one get one free, but he is more or less a person who has seen the world, and customers may spend money to buy genuine products, but the quality of the merchant's gift is definitely not good, because no matter how stupid the merchant is, he will not give the genuine product away as a gift.
Looking at the man behind her, there was a faint sense of murder on his face, it was not at all the non-mainstream dress of the legendary groom, nor was there their obscenity and humility.
He thought of a technical term: fairy jumping.
So he was wary and prepared to close the door. Mi Lili turned her face, she reached out to support the door, and angrily asked the man in the pants: "You closed the door of your fart?" Why don't you let me in? Is it sick, is this room shared by me and Sister Yun? ”
The man in the pants looked at Mi Lili suspiciously, he said that he had been renting a house for several days, and today he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, sacrificed two months of cigarette money, and summoned a young lady to come to the door to engage in sauna service, but he didn't expect to throw bricks and attract jade, attracting a peerless goddess, but she only had anger on her body, no wind and dust, obviously not doing sauna service, and said that she rented this house, and his brain was a little confused.
"Which one is looking for me?" Xiaoyun came out wrapped in a bath towel, she had just played with the man in the pants with the poisonous dragon drill, and she had just finished speaking. As soon as she appeared, it was Mi Lili's turn to be stunned, and the woman in front of her had dyed red hair, heavy eye shadow, and her face was covered with thick powder, and she was covered in wind and dust.
She took a step back and looked at the number on the top of the door to make sure she was looking for the wrong door.
"What's going on?" Reluctantly, she glanced into the room a few more times. If Mi Lili was a dinosaur-level woman, or a male compatriot, the man in the pants would probably have gone crazy a long time ago, and the clay people have three points of earthiness, and the dick is also the temper of the dick, and the third watch was disturbed in the middle of the night, and I am sorry for the word "man" if I don't get mad.
But the beauty in front of her is not only a beauty, but also a goddess, the murder weapon on her chest is more ruthless than the otaku god Liu Yan, he can't lose his gentlemanly demeanor, otherwise the otaku in the world, one person masturbates and one tube, he has to be sprayed to death! So the man in the pants gave up the plan to close the door, and even opened the door completely, and quietly recited the bubble girl spell with his mind: Come to my room, come to my room!
In the final analysis, he is still a dick who lives at the bottom of the society, has a color heart and no color, and sees a beautiful woman on the wrong door, and he doesn't dare to make a mistake, and then go to bed together to discuss the philosophy of knowing that mistakes can be changed, and being good at life, only dare to infinitely yy in his heart to complete the spiritual comfort.
"Have you rented this place before?" He kindly reminded Mi Lili, who said that I had rented this place last month, and he seemed to understand, "Beauty, I've only been here for 2 weeks, and you haven't lived here for a long time, right?" Maybe your Sister Yun has moved away? ”
Ma Yi on the side stood for a long time, and seemed to understand a little, "Lily, he has a point. ”
Mi Lili nodded in agreement, because she was saying goodbye at that time, and it was impossible for Sister Yun to wait for her here all the time. The biggest problem now is how to contact Sister Yun, this problem is still a little difficult just now, and now for Mi Lili, who is on a par with the goddess, her difficulty index is directly zero, and it has fallen all the way to -10% before falling to the limit.
"Handsome guy, borrow your phone to use it?" There was a hint of charm in the corner of her eyes, and she threw it to the man in the pants lightly, and the man in the pants trembled all over his body, and his eyes that had just been dewed were gone.
"Well... Good... Okay..."He said a few good words, saliva splashed everywhere, but fortunately Mi Lili dodged quickly, otherwise she would not have been sprayed. The man in the pants didn't realize that he was out of shape, immersed in the pleasure of serving the goddess, so a big lump of meat, turning around, moving slippery like a gust of wind.
"......Whew", he went back to the room to get the mobile phone, and came to the door with a "huh", and then lent the mobile phone to Mi Lili with a happy face, and didn't have time to wipe his saliva.
Xiaoyun is a dusty woman, the three-legged toad is not easy to find, and she has seen a lot of three-legged men, so she directly ignores the pants man's thoughts, and she also wishes that the pants man will immediately drive her away, so as to make room for him, anyway, he has paid for the night, if he regrets it himself, the money is not refundable, so he leaves early but takes advantage of it, and now at this point, maybe he can pick up one or two guests who eat fast food and make another profit. She also knows that she is eating youth rice, and she has a little white face in the rental house, so she must earn a little more while she is still young.
So she twisted her waist and went back to the room to touch up her makeup, not to anyone.
Mi Lili ignored Xiaoyun and dialed Lu Yun's phone. Lu Yun also just fell asleep, a phone ringing woke her up, she couldn't help but feel a little annoyed, when she saw that it was an unfamiliar number, she hung up decisively, and then shook the phone and continued to sleep.
As soon as she lay down, her mobile phone rang again, she grabbed the phone, didn't look at it, and hung up directly...... After repeating this several times, she went crazy, and when the phone rang again, she grabbed the phone and roared: "Three watches in the middle of the night, **ah!" ”
Mi Lili was stunned for a moment, then remembered that the phone she was using was not her own, and understood that Lu Yun had misunderstood the phone as a ruckus, so she hurriedly spoke before she hung up the phone again, "Sister Yun, it's me!" The other end of the phone was obviously stunned for a moment, this voice Lu Yun couldn't be more familiar.
"Millily, are you embarrassed to call me? Why, the numbers have changed. Lu Yun sneered.
"Sister Yun, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said goodbye to you, I made you worried." Mi Lili was moved in her heart, thinking that Lu Yun was worried about herself, and the feeling of being cared for was warm.
"There's nothing to be sorry for, I'm not worried about you, but I've been blessing you."
A strong smell of acetic acid passed through the radio waves, from the other end of the phone to the other end of the phone, and Mi Lili sneezed a few times, "Sister Yun, it's not like you think." ”
"Okay, Mi Lili, no matter what, we're still sisters, let's say, what's the matter with the third watch looking for me in the middle of the night?" Lu Yun sighed, you can't blame anyone for this, you can't blame anyone, if you really want to blame it, you can only blame God for not talking about heavenly reason.
"I'm back, of course I'm looking for you?" Millily is a little coquettish.
"Come back? Where to go? ”
"Of course we used to rent here!"
"What are you doing there?" Lu Yunqi said.
"Of course it's home, who knows that you quit the house, and you won't tell me." Millily pouted. Lu Yun got angry again, "Hey, Mi Lili, do you have a conscience, when you ran away without saying a word, where can I tell you?" Aren't you leaving, why are you coming back? ”
"I'm just one of your relatives, where can I go if I don't come back?"
"Okay, don't be numb, it's the middle of the night, if you have something to say, let it go, I'm going to sleep."
"Didn't I say, looking for you, where are you?"
"I'm in Meili Community, you can take a taxi yourself. Alas, you wait, I'll go and pick you up. ”
"Moda, Sister Yun, I love you to death. Poo one, and then help Ma Yi poo? ”
Lu Yun's hand trembled, "Ma Yi, are you back too?" She jumped up from the bed, barefoot, and rushed into Xiao Fang's room, "Xiao Fang, Ma Yi is back!" So Mi Lili heard the sound of chickens and dogs jumping on the phone, and she immediately regretted not hiding Ma Yixian.
There was a busy tone on the phone, Mi Lili remained silent, and returned the phone to the man in the pants, "Handsome guy, thank you, you continue." Mi Lili glanced into the room, and the man in the pants was shy for a while, and then reluctantly watched Mi Lili leave.
"Lu Yun came to pick us up?" Ma Yi asked Mi Lili, Mi Lili nodded absentmindedly, her eyes dripping around, thinking about how to deal with Lu Yun and Xiao Fang. You can't be too stingy, but there are things that you can never give away, no matter who she is, Sister Yun can't do it.