His question really succeeded in arousing the curiosity of Zhong Erbing and others.

Although they wanted to slap him away, they still pressed the impulse, looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What is it?" ”

After repeated setbacks, Tu Su Daizhi did not have that kind of confidence in himself, and after spitting out this name at this time, his eyes showed a trace of uncertainty for the first time, but his tone was still high-spirited: "This time...... What I invented is - a fish-picking machine! ”

"Fish Picker?" Zhong Erbing and the others looked at each other.

"You'll find out right away." Tu Su Dai said in a firm tone, and immediately stood up to show them.

He put a steamed fish into the machine, and after a sound, the machine spat out a whole fish......

After a moment of silence, Zhong Erbing glanced at him suspiciously: "What's the difference between this and the original fish?" ”

"You'll know if you taste it." Tu Su Dai couldn't help but pick up a piece of fish meat with chopsticks and stuffed it into Zhong Erbing's mouth.

Zhong Erbing swallowed the fish meat in a hurry, and was about to speak, when his face suddenly froze, followed by an earth-shattering cough, and tears were about to cough out.

Xiaofu was shocked: "Master? ”

Zhong Erbing choked his throat uncomfortably: "I, I'm stuck with a fish bone!" ”

This small fish bone stuck Zhong Erbing for a whole day, and everyone was in a hurry.

Tu Su Dai jumped out and claimed to invent a machine to remove fish bones stuck in his throat, but he was angrily locked in the kitchen by several people.

In the end, Zhong Erbing still went to the hospital and spent 300 yuan to take it out.

After returning home from the hospital, Zhong Erbing still felt a little comfortable in his throat, so much so that he only drank some porridge for dinner.

The porridge was digested quickly, and Zhong Erbing's stomach soon rumbled again. She was sitting on the sofa and was thinking about whether to drink some water to satisfy her hunger, and Tu Su Daizhi rushed out unwilling to be lonely: "I invented ...... again"

This culprit still dares to desperately brush his presence in front of him! Zhong Erbing was furious: "Get out!" ”

This is the first time that Zhong Erbing can't wait to hope that a male protagonist will get out of his sight, but the hateful thing is that even if the three of them evaporate, they can't even return the goods!

However, in this way, Tu Su Dai was finally completely stripped of all rights.

He became the least popular person in the family.

Zhong Erbing mercilessly gave him the evaluation of "better than a little white face eating soft rice".

Sora has a head full of knowledge and great talents, but there is no one who appreciates him.

Tu Su Dai was angry in his heart, and felt that he was really unlucky. So he sneaked up next to the computer and submitted a resume to the tutoring institution.

He's definitely not the kind of man who eats soft rice!

Soon after the resume was submitted, Tu Su Daizhi received a call from the boss of the institution, asking him to bring all the academic materials to the interview.

After hanging up the phone, a sneer hung on Tu Sudai's pale face.

Oh, gold shines everywhere, and even in another way, he can prove his talent very well!

So, he quickly took the learning. Certificates and various award certificates come to the door.

"Xueba? A top student who graduated from Huajing University? ”

The owner of the tutoring agency was skeptical when he saw his resume on the Internet, and he didn't believe that such a powerful person would look at such a small tutoring institution.

But when he saw the transcripts with full marks in front of him, the diplomas of high education, and the certificates of various national competitions and scholarships, he finally believed that the person in front of him was a real academic tyrant - he had just secretly checked the Internet, and these certificates were all real, and the names, photos and other information were correct.

The owner of the tutoring institution was excited, feeling that he had found a treasure, and the parents were very satisfied with him, and nodded again and again: "Okay, I don't know when you can go to class, teacher?" ”

Although he was desperate to get the job, in order to maintain his image, Tu Su Daizhi still pretended to be unfathomable: "It's okay now." ”

Thus, Tu Su Dai began his working career in a tutoring institution.

I thought that according to his talent, he would be like a fish in water in any industry, but he quickly fell into a dilemma - the first time he taught, he didn't know anything about teaching methods.

In the face of the students' eyes full of curiosity, he couldn't back down, so he had to read to the textbook: "In this place, you have to substitute 5 into x, and you can find the result of y......"

The student was confused, so he raised his hand and asked, "Teacher Tu Su, may I ask, why is this place substituted for 5 instead of 250?" ”

Tu Su Dai was stunned for a moment, looked back at the blackboard, pushed his glasses and said: "Science is like this, there is no why not why." ”

The student looked at him suspiciously: "But, Teacher Tu Su, the teacher at the school clearly said that if you don't understand, you have to ask." ”

Tu Su Dai said impatiently: "You listen to me, as long as you understand the answer, this is the real science." ”

The student was skeptical: "Oh......"

And yet—

"Teacher, why is the answer to this question a instead of a c?"

"Because a is the truth."

"Teacher, why is this multiplication acceleration instead of velocity?"

"That's what science is all about!"

"Teacher, did you make a mistake in writing this word?"

"No way, I wrote according to the answer."

……

Gradually, Tu Sudai seemed to have mastered the "know-how" of teaching and educating people—every time a student asked him why he didn't understand, he pushed his glasses and said that science was like this.

I thought I could keep messing around like this, but on this day, a student finally questioned: "Teacher, your answer is wrong, I calculated it several times, it's all 250, not 25." ”

"That's right, teacher, I also calculated 250."

Several different voices in succession made Tu Su Dai feel that his authority had been greatly challenged, and his dignity had also been insulted, his expression immediately became serious, and he said sharply: "Nonsense! That's what the book says! ”

The crowd was in an uproar.

A bold student stepped forward and glanced at the book in his hand, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Teacher Tu Su, your book is a pirated book, right?" ”

Tu Su Daizhi's hand holding the book couldn't help but shake - that's right, because this teaching institution is very small, so in order to save money, they all buy pirated textbooks, and there are naturally a lot of typos on them.

Other teachers have real materials, of course, they will not read out exactly according to the script, but when it was Tu Su Dai's turn to interview, the teacher in charge of recruitment was dazzled by his list of titles and achievements, so that he officially started working without inspection.

Despite his weakness, Tu Su Dai still fooled the students with the help of the "scientific aura".

However, the good times did not last long, and after a period of time, the tutoring agency received complaints from several parents one after another, saying that their children's grades did not rise but fell after being tutored by Tu Sudai.

And after the leader of the tutoring institution personally went out to listen to a class, Tu Su Daizhi was ruthlessly swept out of the house.

He returned home dejectedly, and just stepped on the threshold when he heard Zhong Erbing and others discussing something:

"The male protagonist you have has a strong learning ability and can add learning materials independently."

"At present, it has been entered into the textbook catalog: "How to Use High Technology to Trick Your Friends", "Handsome But Three Seconds Cheats", "How to Use Pseudoscience to Brainwash Others", ......"

Fortunately, when Xiaofu was doing laundry, he took out the book from the pocket of his windbreaker and stole it as a supplementary note! Otherwise, we will be trapped to death and we don't know what is going on! ”

"That's right, he caused us to catch a cold, and he was injured, and he was all unlucky to die!"

"That's it! I'll just say why I always feel that something is wrong......"

Hearing this, Tu Su Daizhi finally couldn't help it, he strode into the door menacingly, pointed to Xiaofu and spit out the doubts that had been buried in his heart for a long time: "Say I'm wrong?" How don't you think there's something wrong with him! ”

"I once had a relationship with Xiaofu No. 1, and I have nothing in common with him at all!"

Slandered like this, Xiaofu seemed to be very angry, and the stupid hair on the top of his head jumped up, exuding a strong aura of war: "Nonsense." ”

Zhong Erbing was about to speak, when the phone rang suddenly.

The number displayed on the screen turned out to be Guan San, who hadn't appeared for a long time! Just in time, she can take the opportunity to kick out this guy who is always digging holes and talking nonsense!

She couldn't wait to get through the phone, but accidentally pressed "amplification".

The moment the phone was connected, Guan San's anxious voice sounded like thunder-

"Zhong Erbing! Be careful, that number one next to you is fake! We found the real Xiaofu No. 1 in the cabinet! ”

The room was silent, only Tu Su Dai was surprised, and his face showed a touch of happiness: "I'll just say he's an impostor!" ”

Although they didn't know what was going on, Bai Yueguang's brothers and sisters intuitively felt that this matter was very conspiracy, blocking in front of Zhong Erbing, looking at Xiaofu as if he was facing a great enemy, as if he was about to show his true face and hurt people in the next second.

I don't know the situation here, Guan San's hoarse voice is still echoing in my ears: "Let's send someone to you, hurry away from him, don't let him find out your abnormality!" ”

Before you know it, Xiaofu has been excluded by others.

He stood alone in the corner, pursed his lips, and did not say a word to defend himself, but raised a pair of dark eyes to look at Zhong Erbing, and his tone was almost pleading: "Master, don't abandon me." ”

Thinking of Guan San's words, Zhong Erbing subconsciously wanted to retreat, but unexpectedly, the scenes from the appearance of Xiaofu appeared in his mind......

He has always worked hard to do the housework......

He is always the first to appear when there is danger......

He was always on his side indiscriminately......

……

He had always stood behind her.

After being silent for a long time, Zhong Erbing finally smiled, and did not ask him who he was, nor did he ask why he was pretending, but simply said, "Okay." ”

This word seemed to have some kind of spell, and as soon as the words fell, Tu Su Dai looked angry, Bai Yueguang's smiling face was like a flower, and Bai Xiaohua rolled his eyes, all of them suddenly blurred, and then fell into darkness. 166 Reading Network