50.The Eighth Male Master (3)
Seeing Zhong Erbing's appearance of "being poked in the sore spot", Tu Su Daizhi thought that he had caught her handle, his eyes lit up, and he was even more unforgiving: "A high-IQ talent like me should be perfect in everything I do, and the reason why there are mistakes again and again must be because of stupid human beings like you dangling around all day long, which has lowered my IQ and led me to ......."
Zhong Erbing didn't hear his words at all.
Because she has been in doubt about herself since Tu Su Daizhi's words.
No, it's not just that it's not working......
Why in her memory, there is no family, no lover, and no friends other than Bai Yueguang's brothers and sisters.
In memory...... In memory......
Zhong Erbing gasped, and she suddenly realized...... My memory seems to have started from the first male protagonist!
But before that?
A rare trace of panic flashed in her heart, because she found that she didn't have the slightest memory of the first male protagonist, and it seemed that her life started with the purchase of the Jinjiang male protagonist!
She didn't know that at this time, her face was pale, her eyes were closed, her eyebrows were frowned, and her forehead was covered with beads of sweat, as if she was in a nightmare.
"Master!" Seeing Zhong Erbing's abnormal situation at this time, a trace of panic flashed in Xiaoyi's dark eyes, and he rushed over and carefully helped her to leave.
Before leaving, he glanced at Tu Su Daishi with a cold look.
Tu Su Daizhi, who was already a little weak-hearted, couldn't help but shudder.
Murderous? He actually associated the word with that dumb-looking little suit?! Are you kidding!
He shook his head, looked at the backs of the two of them, and decided that what had just happened was just an illusion.
*****
When Bai Yueguang came to the door again, he happened to meet Tu Su Daizhi who was speaking generously to Zhong Erbing.
He held his glasses and swore an oath: "I know! It must be that the difficulty of the things I studied is too high, so there are some minor problems, and I will challenge some of the less difficult ones in the future. ”
In between speaking, he looked at Zhong Erbing without a trace, and always felt that there was something strange about her.
According to his original thoughts, if he woke up and remembered that he was stimulated by him, Zhong Erbing would come to him to settle accounts, but now she seems to have completely forgotten about it......
Thinking of this, Tu Su Dai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief and felt hairy at the same time.
Could it be that Xiaofu No. 1 did something?
That little suit...... Although he was a colleague, Tu Su Dai always felt that he was a little weird.
In his heart, he didn't show anything unusual on the surface: "But I rarely do this kind of small thing, and I don't have a clue for a while, do you have any ideas?" ”
Several people didn't speak, and a pleasant ringtone suddenly rang, Zhong Erbing picked up the phone and glanced at it, and then pressed the alarm clock that he accidentally set at the wrong time.
Looking at her actions, Tu Su Daizhi suddenly remembered something - Zhong Erbing always didn't get up immediately after the alarm went off, and he once kindly went to tell her to get up, but she kicked her out of the door.
Only later did I know that because of strict procrastination, Zhong Erbing used to advance the alarm clock by twenty minutes.
Thinking of this, he said earnestly: "Speaking of alarm clocks...... It's not okay for you to always like to press the alarm clock, it's a lot of delays in work. ”
Bai Yueguang shrank his neck beside him, and he didn't dare to say anything in a weak heart. Her procrastination is stricter than Zhong Erbing's!
Although she didn't like Tu Su Daizhi's occasional preaching, this time Zhong Erbing did not raise any objections, because she herself was deeply disturbed.
Tu Sudai thought for a moment: "In this way, I'll help you improve the alarm clock." ”
Probably this kind of "gadget" is indeed trivial for Tu Su Daizhi, and he helped Zhong Erbing and Bai Yueguang install a new and improved alarm clock that night.
Zhong Erbing and the two of them no longer set the alarm clock in advance, but set the alarm clock on time.
"You'll be able to get up on time tomorrow!"
Before going to bed, he confidently assured.
Early the next morning, as soon as the alarm clock rang for the first time, Zhong Erbing closed her eyes and habitually reached out to turn off the alarm clock, but when she pressed the button, a basin of cold water with ice cubes was poured on her face.
Whoop -
The cold water quickly seeped into the sheets and pillows, and the ice rolled down her cheeks, and she felt like she was in an ice cellar.
This time, Zhong Erbing was completely sober!
All day long, Zhong Erbing felt dizzy and sneezed one after another.
"Xiao Zhong, do you have a cold?"
"yes, you feel if you have a fever."
Colleagues asked with concern, Zhong Erbing insisted on finishing work, touched his forehead, and found that he really had a fever!
When she was preparing to get a hanging injection at the small clinic at the door, she met Bai Yueguang with a pair of panda eyes on her face.
"What are you ......" Zhong Erbing sniffed his somewhat clogged nose and asked in confusion.
"That damn Tu Su Dai Zhi!" Bai Yueguang gritted his teeth and pointed to his face, "I was hit by his broken alarm clock!" ”
"Hey, Sister Er Bing, what are you...... Got a cold? ”
“……”
While receiving treatment, the two who shared the same fate complained bitterly about the unreliable Tu Su Daizhi and his unreliable broken alarm clock.
It wasn't until nearly eight o'clock that the two walked out of the small clinic with heavy steps.
The moment they stepped into the house, and saw that they were chatting with Bai Xiaohua casually about Tiantu Su Daizhi, the anger in Zhong Erbing's hearts rose up, and they couldn't wait to cut him with a thousand knives now.
Tu Su Dai didn't know what he had done, and when he saw the appearance of the two of them, he was very surprised, and said angrily: "Ah, why do you have red eyes and red nose?" Did you finally cry when you were bullied by your colleagues? ”
His gaze turned to Bai Yueguang again, and his eyes were even more surprised: "Yo, are you being beaten with her?" How can you hit someone in the face? ”
Bai Yueguang was furious, and rolled up his sleeves while shouting angrily: "You still dare to say that it's all your broken alarm clock-"
Alarm clock? Could it be that there is any "little problem"?
When Tu Su Daizhi heard this word, he coughed weakly and helped his glasses: "Oh, don't mention this, I invented a new product today!" ”
Although he hadn't come out of the shadow of the alarm clock yet, Bai Yueguang still subconsciously asked, "What new product?" ”
Tu Su Dai coughed fakely: "I invented an automatic feeding machine!" ”
However, he was greeted not by the imaginary cheers, but by a skeptical look.
Although the "automatic feeder" sounded very interesting, with the example of the alarm clock in front of him, Zhong Erbing still looked at him with some distrust and said hesitantly: "You...... Try it yourself first? ”
Tu Su Daizhi sneered, confident in his invention, and began to show it generously.
I saw that he had installed the machine with ease, and then sat comfortably on the sofa with a book and began to read.
The machine very intelligently fed the popcorn inside into Tu Sudai's mouth, and occasionally brought Coke to his mouth, looking very enjoyable.
Bai Yueguang and Zhong Erbing glanced at each other, although they were moved, they still had a little palpitations.
Bai Xiaohua, who didn't know what happened to them at all, was eager to try, and before they finished hesitating, he preemptively said, "I'll come, I'll come!" ”
So, Tu Su Dai was very enthusiastic to help him install the automatic feeding machine.
Bai Xiaohua also took a book and lay on the sofa like Tu Su Daizhi, and the automatic feeder fed the food into Tu Su Daizhi's mouth very intimately, and occasionally pulled a piece of paper to wipe his mouth.
This time...... Seems pretty reliable?
Zhong Erbing was very moved, and when he was about to go up by himself, he suddenly received a phone call.
"Xiao Zhong, there is a problem with the draft you reviewed today, you can come over now."
Ah, all evil overtime!
Although he was very reluctant, when it came to his salary, Zhong Erbing still had to reluctantly leave home.
When she was working overtime, although she was still in the office, her heart flew to home.
If you invent such a machine, shouldn't you contact the newspaper for an interview? Or should I apply for a patent first......
I thought that after inventing such a great invention, the house must have been crowded with a bunch of admiring people, but I didn't expect that the home was deserted, even the Bai Yueguang brothers and sisters were not there.
"Strange...... What about people? ”
She looked around suspiciously, and when she reached the door of the study, she suddenly felt that her foot had accidentally touched something. She looked down and saw that what caught her eye was Tu Su Daizhi, who had a blue nose and swollen face.
Did you enter the robbers? Zhong Erbing was taken aback.
Just when she took out her mobile phone and hesitated to call the police, Tu Su Daizhi suddenly got up in a rage, and he wiped his nose under Zhong Erbing's horrified gaze: "Hmph, stupid human? It's normal to have setbacks on the road of scientific research......"
didn't look at Zhong Erbing at all, he just went back to his room to continue inventing.
"What the hell is this ......"
At this moment, the little clothes with the broom appeared in front of Zhong Erbing out of nowhere. Zhong Erbing pointed to Tu Su Daishi's door suspiciously: "He is ......?"
Under Xiaofu's explanation, Zhong Erbing finally understood the ins and outs of the matter-
As soon as she left, the originally regular feeding machine suddenly malfunctioned, and the popcorn that had been fed into her mouth was fed into Bai Xiaohua's nostrils.
Bai Xiaohua almost couldn't breathe, and when he was about to turn off the machine, the feeder suddenly failed, and all the popcorn in the device was fired like bullets......
And now, Bai Xiaohua, who beat Tu Su Daizhi angrily, has become the third person after Bai Yueguang and Zhong Erbing to be pitted into a small clinic by Tu Su Daishi's small invention.
I thought that after repeated setbacks, Tu Su Dai would stop for a while, but as soon as Zhong Erbing recovered from his cold, he jumped out again unwillingly: "I invented ...... again"
Several people on the sofa turned their heads to look at him at the same time with unkind expressions: "Which one are you going to pit this time?" ”
Thinking of the sky's water bill, Zhong Erbing's cold, Bai Yueguang's dark circles and Bai Xiaohua's bruises, Tu Su Daizhi couldn't help but shrink and swallowed nervously.
However, he did not give up, but rolled his eyes slyly, and said in a seductive tone: "Why don't you listen first and then decide?" ”