…… No matter how much you are hearted, you still have to buy the food, otherwise, Long Zhenlei believes that Zhong Erbing doesn't mind making him more heartbroken.

After parking the bicycle at the gate of the vegetable market, Long Zhenlei listlessly dragged countless times heavier than before into the vegetable field.

As soon as he walked in, the noisy and noisy sound swept along with the fishy smell of chickens, ducks and fish, and this strong attack of smell and hearing made Long Zhenlei gasp, and quickly covered his nose and took a few steps back, his face was about to turn green.

- Oh my God, how can there be such a terrible place in the world!

For a while, the desire to quickly turn around and escape prevailed, and Long Zhenlei raised his feet and was about to leave, but at the moment he turned around, Zhong Er's sneering appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but feel excited, and his face turned pale.

- It seems to ...... What's even more terrifying?

Even so, Long Zhenlei still couldn't convince himself to step into this dirty place, he wandered outside for a long time, constantly brainwashing himself with Zhong Erbing's face, and then decided to solve it quickly.

Fortunately, because he had an ominous premonition, he was extremely well prepared.

Long Zhenlei took out the tightly wrapped mask from his pocket, took it out and put it on his face, then wrapped his hands with a handkerchief and carefully pulled up the hem of his trousers.

Finally, he took a deep breath and stepped into the vegetable market again with the tragedy of the strong man who would never return.

Originally, I hated this kind of place very much, but when I actually entered the vegetable market, the president felt that he had opened the door to a new world.

Along the way, he saw a lot of strangely shaped (foggy) vegetables that he had never seen before!

Long Zhenlei looked left and right, dizzying, but as soon as his face showed a little curious, his heart suddenly tightened - this is not good! I am a well-informed president, how can I be aroused by these things that are not on the table?

More importantly, what if the fact that he is a "novice" is seen by the shrewd peddlers and fools themselves?

But it doesn't matter, Long Zhenlei boasts a lot of experience in how to hide his strangeness here.

He touched his mask, made sure that his handsome and noble face was covered tightly, and blocked most of it along with the unpleasant smell, walked to a stall, deliberately made a very knowledgeable appearance, and pointed to the vegetable urn on the stall in a pointing tone and asked angrily: "How do you sell this purple potato?" ”

He was greeted by the peddler's strange eyes: "This ...... It's eggplant. The other party said without saying anything.

Long Zhenlei was not angry, but happy in his heart - look, didn't the other party treat himself as a fool? The question is...... He knows the eggplant!

Thinking of this, Long Zhenlei became more and more confident, and behind the mask, the corners of his mouth showed an unfathomable smile, and he asked rhetorically in a skeptical tone: "Is it?" ”

The vendor shook his head helplessly, lowered his head and sorted out the dishes, and remained silent.

Long Zhenlei smiled proudly, and naturally understood his expression as the helplessness and weakness of the conspiracy being discovered, and decided to make persistent efforts. He stiffened his neck, with a noble smile on his face: "Heh~ Do you think I'm stupid?" Eggplant tastes white, but it's purple. ”

"......" The peddler looked at him with the same eyes as he looked at Shen Jing Bing, speechless.

Long Zhenlei consciously succeeded in giving him a dismount, and he was very satisfied with his watch, and when he looked at the list, hey, he was just going to buy purple potatoes.

The hawker who has just been given a dismount will definitely give him the lowest price in a good way, not to mention, how could the president do such an unclassy thing as "bargaining"?

So, Long Zhenlei happily bought some purple potatoes and set his "sharp" eyes on the next stall.

Along the way, it's all about conversations like this-

"How do you sell these leeks?"

"Young man, this is a green onion."

"Nonsense! How can green onions be white! ”

“……”

"How much do these potatoes cost?"

"Potatoes? No, it's taro. ”

"Heh~ When I don't know the goods, this is obviously a potato!"

“……”

Soon, the president forgot about the unhappiness caused by this dirty environment, and became more and more courageous, completely immersed in the pleasure of constantly being slapped in the face.

Long Zhenlei, who was full of spring breeze, of course didn't hear the whispers of the people around him-

"Look, it's the deep well ice that has to refer to the deer as a horse!"

"People are stupid and have a lot of money, come quickly."

"#这年头深井冰就是多#谈谈今天我在菜市场的经历"

……

Thinking that the people around him were all moved by his noble place, Long Zhenlei raised a confident smile on his face, and walked around the vegetable market with domineering steps, as if patrolling his own territory.

I don't know why, Long Zhenlei suddenly felt that he seemed to be very popular, specifically because the hawkers around him shouted louder as soon as they saw him, many people dodged and peeked at him, and many more people pointed at him from a distance......

Of course, he attributed all the qiē to the charm of breaking through the sky despite wearing a mask

Due to the enthusiasm of the hawkers, the vegetable market is only halfway, and Long Zhenlei has already carried a full of vegetables in his hands. Although it was very hard, he was very happy, and he enjoyed this long-lost feeling of being sought after, until he found out that he was actually ......

Not...... Money...... Finish?

Long Zhenlei, who touched his pocket but took out an empty one, was like being struck by lightning, recalling what he had done, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

Zhong Erbing has always been very careful in giving money, and she didn't buy it randomly according to the list she gave at all, so that she didn't buy all the money at all, but the money was spent completely.

Thinking of that yin and yang female tyrant, his head was big—he didn't have to think about it to know what kind of miserable situation he would encounter when he returned!

Zhong Erbing's face flashed from his mind, like cold water on his head, Long Zhenlei suddenly woke up from the vanity of being surrounded, and said in a slightly uncomfortable tone in the face of the greeting of the enthusiastic hawker: "I didn't ...... I'm not buying it. ”

These vendors were all human spirits, and of course they guessed the real situation at this time, and the enthusiastic smile on their faces immediately disappeared without a trace.

So in a blink of an eye, the president changed from a much-loved little public act to a little pitiful child who was treated coldly, and walked out of the vegetable market with a big bag and a small bag.

But he didn't expect that there was a bigger test waiting for him-

Walking to the place where the bicycle was parked, Long Zhenlei looked at the empty place and was dumbfounded: where is his bicycle?!

The moment he found out that the bicycle was missing, the first thought that came to Long Zhenlei's mind was - that broken bicycle can be stolen?!

Ah no, he shook his head and waved away this thought, it should be to say, how should he transport so many dishes back, and how can he explain it to the female tyrant?!

At this moment, Long Zhenlei finally experienced what a house leak happened to rain overnight, and he was stunned for a long time carrying the vegetables, only to feel that his eyes suddenly became gray.

Thinking of the encounter he was about to face, Long Zhenlei felt creepy, he was carrying a large bag and a small bag, wandering outside alone, and he didn't dare to go back to face Zhong Erbing.

However, no matter how much I hoped that time would stop, time still passed mercilessly bit by bit in Long Zhenlei's prayers.

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Long Zhenlei had to walk in the direction of home with small steps, trying to delay the arrival time at home a little later, a little later.

When he arrived downstairs at Zhong Erbing's house, Long Zhenlei saw a familiar figure - it was the person who hit his bicycle.

He subconsciously raised his head and looked at the window where Zhong Erbing's house was. Hey, this girl is also in this building?

Could it be ...... Could it be that she also knows the female tyrant?

Thinking of this, Long Zhenlei suddenly stopped being offended by her, and at the same time, there was a hint of pity for the orangutan in his heart.

And...... After all, it's a beauty, and it's normal to have some willful little tempers, even his bicycle girl occasionally plays a little trick.

Thinking of this, he felt even more tenderness in his heart, stepped forward and patted her shoulder from behind, and said softly: "Such a coincidence, are you here to find someone?" ”

The other party turned around suddenly, and was obviously frightened when he saw that it was him, and took out a paper to wipe his nose: "I said that I have no money, why are you still stalking!" ”

Long Zhenlei was stunned for a moment, and quickly explained: "No, you ...... by mistake."

The other party was even more suspicious, and his face was vigilant: "Do you really like my beautiful ......?"

"I ......"

The other party shrank back without a trace, and suddenly shouted to the side: "Huh, Yueguang, there are stinky men who want to take advantage of me!" ”

"Huh? I ......" Long Zhenlei was shocked, but before he could open his mouth to argue for himself, a girl rushed over from the side with a mop, and her face was full of anger on her face similar to the previous person: "Hey, what do you want to do to my brother?!"

Long Zhenlei was dumbfounded when he heard this-

Elder brother? Elder brother?! "She" is a man, a man?!

However, the next moment, the girl's figure came into view, as if a light illuminated his eyes, Long Zhenlei's hands were trembling excitedly, and his eyes were straight-

This、Isn't this the bicycle girl he misses in his heart?

"Yue ......" Long Zhenlei was so excited that his eyes were slightly red, and as soon as he spit out a word affectionately like Haiti, a gloomy voice came into his ears, and at the same time, Zhong Erbing, who was tired, hugged his arms and slowly paced out of the corridor.

"Huh? The money I gave you...... You just bought all this mess? ”

Long Zhenlei shuddered for a moment, and hurriedly tried to hide his two hands and the things he was carrying behind his back.

"Oh? You won't even lose your bike, will you? ”

Long Zhenlei stiffened, buried his head unnaturally, and wanted to shrink his whole body into a hole in the ground.

"Heh, you can waste so much that you can't buy groceries?"

Long Zhenlei: qaq

Bai Yueguang, who was on the side, couldn't help but be shocked when he heard this: "Sister Er Bing, this male protagonist won't be as useless as before, right?" ”

The girl next to me...... Ah for many years, he also added fuel and vinegar with an indignant face: "And he is still a perverted stalker, and his conduct is extremely misbehaving!" ”

Bai Yueguang was taken aback when he heard this: "Oh my God, he's still a perverted stalker!" ”

……

The brother and sister who sang and harmonized became more and more indignant, and in the blink of an eye, they labeled Long Zhenlei as "waste dim sum", "eating soft rice", "little white face", "pervert", "stalker" and other labels, looking like they wanted to send him to the branch to return it now.

was complained about like this by his "sweetheart" in person, Long Zhenlei's face was red, and his glass heart was broken.

Zhong Er watched coldly for a long time, until the brother and sister couldn't spit out new words anymore, and then said slowly: "Okay, Yueguang, Xiaohua, it's not too early, you go to rest first, I will educate him well when I go back." ”

"Definitely!"

"A must!"

After viciously throwing down a few words to indicate their position, the two brothers and sisters passed by Long Zhenlei arm in arm, holding their heads high, and when they passed by, one turned his head and gave him a ruthless back of the head, and the other slipped into the house quickly after smacking him fiercely.

…… Long Zhenlei felt that he was really a sad person.

After bringing the dejected Long Zhenlei home without saying a word, Zhong Erbing leaned his back against the door, squinted at him, and said with disgust in his tone: "You have an IQ, in the future, you will still do unskilled work such as mopping the floor and washing dishes." ”

That night, the aggrieved president hugged the pillow and almost cried.

The next day, Long Zhenlei said that he couldn't afford to be sick, guessing that he was weak and ashamed and didn't dare to face her, Zhong Erbing didn't bother to pay attention, and only told him to get up through the door and mop the ground. Then I went to the restaurant and had a discussion with Bai Yueguang and Bai Xiaohua, who came to eat in a serious manner, while eating breakfast.

At the beginning of the symposium, the Bai Yueguang brothers and sisters spoke, and they expressed their dissatisfaction with Zhong Erbing's selection of the male protagonist's eyes in an indignant tone, and after Zhong Erbing reluctantly explained that it was shipped randomly, the indignation of the two suddenly turned into sympathy for her.

Next, it was Zhong Erbing's turn to speak.

"Don't you think...... Something is wrong with the way he looks at you? "Recalling what I saw last night, the two male protagonists in a row were a little strange to Bai Yueguang, and they both seemed to regard Bai Yueguang as someone, and I don't know if it was a coincidence or ...... Zhong Erbing thought about it and pointed to Long Zhenlei's door, hinting euphemistically.

Because he was worried that Bai Yueguang was afraid, Zhong Erbing also brought Bai Xiaohua's share with him. However, it is obvious that the target of these two male protagonists is Bai Yueguang.

The sleepy-eyed Bai Yueguang took a bite of bread like a little hamster, rolled his eyes, thoughtfully, and was about to speak, but Bai Xiaohua next to him took the first step-

"What?" He exclaimed with a shocked face, quickly took out the mirror and looked at his flowery face, revealing an expression of sudden realization, his tone was extremely sad and indignant, and he made a categorical conclusion, "It turns out that he has a crush on me!" ”

Zhong Erbing: "......" Actually, you're safe, really.

At this time, Long Zhenlei carried a mop and walked out of the bathroom listlessly: "I have finished mopping ......"

Before the words fell, Bai Xiaohua suddenly turned his head to look at him, pointed at him and emphasized solemnly: "I said it all, you are not the type I like!" ”

Long Zhenlei: "......" slot?