"This sofa was contracted by me!"

"Oh." For this domineering declaration, Zhong Erbing looked at him expressionlessly for a few seconds, then gave him a word in a flat reaction, and then took the check and sat on the other sofa without any restraint, as if he remembered something, and said, "By the way, I changed your name, you can take a look now." ”

Long Zhenlei was very satisfied with Zhong Erbing's "acquaintance", and when he heard this, he felt that it was not impossible to give her this face, so he reluctantly checked his new name.

-- The owner of the fishpond.

Fish pond owner? What the hell is this name?

Don't...... Was she avenging herself for being rude to him just now?

Whoever has the money is the boss. With a large stack of checks in his arms, the president of the local tyrant, who was up and down tens of millions of dollars every minute, felt full of confidence.

He frowned fiercely, and unceremoniously accused, as he usually reprimanded his subordinates: "What kind of bad taste are you? ”

Zhong Erbing didn't care about his rudeness, and lazily pointed to the TV, where a recently hit idol drama was playing.

Long Zhenlei was just about to disdainfully show that he would never watch this kind of idol drama with tens of millions of rich and handsome people up and down every minute, but it happened that at this time, the male protagonist affectionately hugged the petite heroine, and read the lines domineeringly:

- "I want everyone to know that this fish pond has been contracted by you!" ”

Long Zhenlei was stunned for a moment, looking at the happy and sweet smile of the heroine on the screen, as if he was infected, staring at the new name and pondering.

That's right, he was indeed a little dissatisfied with this name with a strong local flavor at first, but after watching the scene just now, he seemed to have a new experience......

If you love her, you should give her all over the world!

What kind of mind and feelings is this!

This seemingly local name with such a connotation is simply the highest level of spoiling!

After the ideological realm was improved, and after thinking about it carefully, he felt that this name was fresh and refined, and it invisibly revealed domineering, which is the so-called vulgar and elegant......

I didn't expect this woman to look so cheesy, but she unexpectedly had a bit of connotation......

The honorable president secretly raised his evaluation of Zhong Erbing by 0.001 in his heart, and reluctantly unilaterally agreed to let her be his handyman.

In order to show friendship and appreciation for Zhong Erbing, the president condescended to open Chrysostom: "Actually, I think that although the artistic conception of this name is good, but 'Yutang' is too small, how about changing it to 'Pacific Lord'?" ”

Long Zhenlei thought that he was close enough to the people and pleasant, how could he be flattered by the other party, but he didn't expect to be greeted with a dark face! He looked at the unexpectedly resentful face and couldn't help but be stunned.

Zhong Erbing retracted his vicious gaze at Long Zhenlei, and viciously pressed the phone, the corners of his mouth twitched down thirty degrees.

- Sure enough, the check written by Long Zhenlei can't be used at all!

Although it is reasonable to know that it is impossible for the male protagonist to make money, after all, this is really disrupting the balance, but, seeing the "president", a creature that represents the local tyrants and local tyrants in novels and TV series, she can't help but naively see the money and open her eyes, it turns out that the presidents who can make money are all from someone else's family!

In a flash, Zhong Erbing had already completed the transformation from his own mother (fog) to his stepmother in an instant, and looked at Long Zhenlei with a gloomy face: "The check you wrote can't be used." ”

"What?" Hearing this, Long Zhenlei jumped as if he heard "your card can't be used", and his mind was full of confusion. It took a while for him to pull out the relevant information from a corner of his memory - yes, there was such a warning in the male protagonist's training that he couldn't use his own skills to make money for his master, but he forgot about it completely......

So, thinking of his wealthy appearance before, a look of weakness gradually appeared on his face. Zhong Erbing looked at him with a knife in his eyes, and commented coldly: "The little white face who eats soft rice." ”

"What......?! You even say I'm a little white face?! When Long Zhenlei, who was still distracted just now, heard this comment, he suddenly sobered up as if he had been poked at a sensitive point, and asked in disbelief, "How can I be a little white face?!" ”

"Can you fix cars?"

"No, but ......"

Zhong Erbing sneered: "Can cook? ”

"No, I ......"

Zhong Erbing rolled his eyes: "Can sweep the floor?" ”

"Of course not, I'm ......"

Zhong Erbing didn't want to ask any more, waved his hand, and made an undoubted evaluation: "That's right, you are a little white face." ”

"......" Long Zhenlei felt extremely aggrieved in his heart, he wanted to refute that the questions Zhong Erbing asked were not the criteria for judging whether he was a little white face at all, but he did feel that his ability was useless.

Uh, his skills include pickling girls, spoiling bicycle girls, yelling at subordinates, slapping the table, brushing, buying, buying, buying...... Oh yes, there's also a "Tianliang Wang Po"!

Zhong Erbing ignored his words and stopped, undisguised with disgust: "Since you can't make money, you can only do chores." Now you go grocery shopping. ”

"What? Grocery shopping?! Long Zhenlei jumped again when he heard this, "You actually let me go grocery shopping?!" Going to that dirty place? ”

Zhong Er's ice eyes swept towards him, cold as ice, and his tone was contemptuous: "In addition to this, do you have any other use value?" ”

Long Zhenlei choked.

The two sides confronted each other for a while, but Long Zhenlei, who occupied the weak side, compromised.

People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.

Whether it was out of his arrogant self-esteem or the system settings, Long Zhenlei couldn't tolerate himself like a little white face who really ate soft rice, relying on his master all day long and not doing any work, so he had to swallow his anger and say: "At least ...... Gotta get me a ride......"

Compared with the domineering attitude when he threw the check before, the current Long, Poorbi, and Zhenlei speak in a weak tone and lack of confidence.

"...... car?" Zhong Erbing narrowed his eyes and repeated sympathetically. Long Zhenlei shrunk his neck weakly, and was just about to say "forget it if you don't have it", but Zhong Erbing unexpectedly agreed, and kindly took him to the utility room in person, and then leaned lazily against the door: "Your car is inside." ”

Although the moment he saw this utility room, Long Zhenlei had an ominous premonition in his heart, but after all, he was still Too young, too simple, and he looked at it expectantly in his heart and entered the line of sight......

How is it a broken, self-driving, traveling, car?

Long Zhenlei retracted his gaze with a stiff expression, and looked at Zhong Erbing with unbelievable eyes, and his eyes clearly revealed such information-

How could this kind of thing fit his style?!

Zhong Erbing's face was gloomy, and she shook the check that Long Zhenlei gave her before: "That's it, love or not." ”

Long Zhenlei was silent, and after a few seconds, he couldn't help but speak again, arguing with reason: "Even if it's only this, at least ...... At the very least, it's clean ......."

Zhong Erbing hugged his arms, raised his eyebrows, and raised his chin in the direction of the bicycle: "Dirty? Then wash it up. ”

"Wash, wash?" Long Zhenlei seemed to have heard a strange conversation, and his voice suddenly became a few decibels louder, "Me? I wash it myself?! ”

Zhong Erbing only stared at him silently, noncommittal, but Long Zhenlei seemed to see some kind of hope, reflexively took out a check, and said expectantly: "I can pay you for the car wash......"

"Heh~" Zhong Erbing only shook the fake check before and replied to him with a cold word.

……

After half an hour of unilateral opposition to no avail, the two finally reached an agreement in thought and behavior after harmonious and friendly consultations (fog).

Long Zhenlei's face was pale, although he was clearly fully armed, he still looked so disgusted that he would faint at any time.

He was wearing sunglasses, with two large rolls of toilet paper stuck in his nostrils, as if trying to block out the strange smell of zài, carefully pinching a rag in his gloved hand, staring blankly at the dirty bicycle in front of him, as if he had nowhere to start.

He turned his head to look in the direction of the living room, and vaguely heard Zhong Erbing's happy humming. So, he turned back with a dead heart, and there was no hope that he would get help from the other party.

After rapid training in Baidu, Google and other methods, as well as his own personal practice, Long Zhenlei finally barely learned how to use a rag to wash his bicycle freely.

This bicycle has been dusty for many years, and Long Zhenlei's standards of hygiene are too high, so that he washed for a whole day, until the sun set, he felt that the car could barely be seen, and during this period, he was almost nauseated and fainted several times due to his cleanliness and strict zhòng.

It was already dark, of course, it was impossible to go to the vegetable market, and Long Zhenlei did not feel that he had escaped because of this, because Zhong Erbing waved his hand and postponed the plan until tomorrow.

…… After all, you can live one more night.

Even so, today's nightmarish experience has also caused a huge psychological shadow to Long Zhenlei, and the aggrieved president is still wiping the bicycle with tears in his eyes.

Early the next morning, for the first time in his life, Long Zhenlei put on the T-shirt and jeans that he had not looked at before under the pressure of Zhong Erbing, and while disgusted with this rough and cheap texture, he panted and carried the bicycle downstairs, ready to go out.

Since yesterday, Long Zhenlei has always felt that he has forgotten something, but he has never remembered it.

It wasn't until he got on his bike and almost fell off it with a pedal that he realized that he didn't know how to ride a bicycle at all!

In this way, the bicycle that he had worked so hard to move down became a chicken rib. Long Zhenlei stared at the bicycle in a daze, hesitating whether to move back, and worried that he would be complained that he was a waste snack who couldn't even ride a bicycle when he was bumped into by Zhong Erbing.

In the end, Long Zhenlei still decided to push it to the vegetable field, and at the same time, he kept comforting himself in his heart: in fact, it was not in vain, he could at least hang the food on the handrail without having to carry the food himself.

The president with the bicycle set off like this, and his goal was the stars - ah no, the vegetable market.

Every male owner's brain stores a map of the master's location.,So unless there's a specific male owner with the attribute of "road idiot",Most male owners don't have such a thing as zài getting lost.,Long Zhenlei has to walk along the right path with ease.,It's like you've been here a hundred thousand times.。

Just as Long Zhenlei was pushing his bicycle and sliding to a corner, a figure dressed in white suddenly rushed over and hit his bicycle headlong.

Because the speed was too fast, the other party snorted and fell weakly in front of his bicycle, like a butterfly with folded wings.

Long Zhenlei looked at this familiar scene, his tiger body was shocked, and he couldn't help but fall into memory......

In my memory, there was also a little white flower-like girl who crashed in front of his car, but at that time, he was driving a million-dollar luxury car, and the other party was a poor girl riding a cheap bicycle and working and studying.

She fell from her bicycle with a fragile and beautiful appearance, like an angel with broken wings......

And when she raised her misty eyes and looked at him with tears in her eyes, he felt that his ancient heart was like a ripple......

Long Zhenlei pulled back his thoughts from his memories, looked at the familiar and unfamiliar figure, melancholy and nostalgic, only felt that his heart was so soft that he couldn't speak, and was about to smile as evil as he did at the beginning, and then asked, "Are you trying to get my attention?" ”

The other party's voice was not as crisp and delicate as he remembered, but a little rough, I don't know if it was because he was frightened.

"I sue you, I don't have the money to give you!"

Long Zhenlei: "......"

This is not as good as the drama that was staged in his memory, which made Long Zhenlei feel a little trance, but soon, he reacted-

Oh, this is obviously a means for her to get away with it!

Long Zhenlei didn't believe that his invincible charm would fail, and his face regained a wicked and crazy smile after the initial stiffness: "You ......"

As soon as he spit out a word, the other party's face showed a mixture of horror and disdain, and then crackled and spit out a paragraph: "Could it be that you also fall in love with my beauty?" Do you think that this will attract my attention and make me promise myself? ”

Long Zhenlei: "......"

The feeling of "you ......" line being robbed half is not good, Long Zhenlei's face is distorted, but his "hideous face" seems to be more solid what the other party thinks, before the words fall, he was kicked away by the other party, and then, the other party rushed away with tears in his eyes: "Woo woo, why are there so many bad people in the world!" ”

Long Zhenlei: "......"

Long Zhenlei, who had been hit hard in body and mind, clutched his chest and collapsed on the ground like a corpse, looking at the sky quietly, but there were two wide noodles and tears on his face.

He once again used the spirit of Ah Q to comfort himself-

The only thing that is fortunate is that it seems to be a very quiet trail that few people pass by......

As soon as such a thought flashed through my mind, a girl's immature voice came into my ears: "Mama, Mama, look, someone is basking in the sun. Gas. Doll. Baby? ”

“…… Hey? Ahem, don't stare at this kind of dirty thing...... Wrong! Who the hell taught you this word, ahhhh ”