"Artificial masters? Brother Pony, I heard you right, right? Xiao Fang was speechless, her first reaction was that she had watched too many sci-fi blockbusters in Xiao Ma Ge Mi Kingdom, so she had this unbelievable idea. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Yang Xiaohai They are completely opposite, as soon as they heard that Ma Yi could transform them into masters, their eyes suddenly lit up.

"Brother Pony, I want to be a cyborg, I can punish the evil and eliminate the evil!" Yang Xiaohai shouted.

"Brother Pony, I want to be Superman, wear pants every day!" Guan Liang is not to be outdone.

"Little Pony, I want to be Spider-Man......" Bao Quan's buckteeth were exposed, and his mouth was about to crack to the base of his ears. Before he finished speaking, Yang Xiaohai teased: "What's the matter, do you want to be Spider-Man and wash the exterior walls of the building every day?" ”

Bao Quan said angrily: "Brother despises you!" ”

"Brother Xiaoma, I'm more realistic, and my requirements are also down-to-earth, why don't you transform me into Li Xunhuan?" Chu Dong said shyly.

The brothers were shyly proposing their transformation plan to Ma Yi, and Lu Yun was already angry on the side, "Make your sister!" She scolded, and then slapped her on the face:

"Cyborg, huh?" Spank;

"Superman, huh?" Spank;

"Spider-Man, huh?" Spank;

"Li Xunhuan, right?" Spank.

Four people have 4 slaps, and none of them fall. Yang Xiaohai hugged their heads aggrievedly, "Sister Yun, haven't you heard that men don't touch their heads and women don't touch their waists?" What do you want to do? ”

Lu Yun glared and scolded: "Spicy brother, your brains are all in water, right?" Cyborg, Superman, are these normal people? Ma Yi, I can't agree with your method, they are all living people, and they can't be made by you to make people not like people, ghosts not like ghosts! Otherwise, how can we explain to their parents? ”

Ma Yi suddenly had a black line.

"I think you all may have misunderstood what I meant." He sighed.

"When I say transforming them into masters, I don't mean using high technology to transform their bodies, adding Shenma elements, and transforming them into a high-tech product. I mean...... How so? Well, it's a bit like the old Mr. Jin Yong's description of the inheritance, that is, a martial arts celebrity, passing on his skills to future generations......"

"Lose it, pass on the gong, Ganmao has to say that he is an artificial master, and he scared my sister to death!" Lu Yun realized that he was a mediocre person who disturbed himself, but he refused to admit defeat.

Ma Yi scratched his head and said, "Actually, it's not all like this, I said it's just a little bit like that." ”

Lu Yun instantly became angry again, "Can you make it clear at once?" ”

Sister Yun was furious, and no one dared to speak up for Ma Yi, so Yang Xiaohai, Guan Liang, Bao Quan and Chu Dong just looked at Ma Yi with sympathy. Hey, as the old saying goes, women nowadays are tigers, one is more fierce than the other, we ordinary people can't afford to provoke drops, but Brother Xiao Ma doesn't believe in this evil, not only provoked, but also provoked a lot, see how he will live in the future?

Fortunately, although Yang Xiaohai didn't dare to help Ma Yi, there were still people who dared, Xiao Fang immediately scolded Lu Yun angrily: "Lu Yun, you are sick, right?" Have you asked Brother Pony to finish his sentence? Are you blindly interrupting him all the time? ”

Lu Yun is not Mi Lili, she is not a person who messes around, she is the dignified and graceful future head of the Ma family, so she does not talk back to Xiao Fang, but when she thinks about it, she finds that she is indeed a little overdone, so her attitude softened instantly.

"Tell me about it, how do you do it? Ann is not safe? ”

"Don't worry, I'm just using silver needles to stimulate their potential, and then teach them some fighting skills." Ma Yi explained. Lu Yun heard that it was so simple, and besides, the Shuangsha Gang really needed talents, since there was a safe and reliable talent quick way, of course she no longer objected, but she still told Ma Yi to be careful, talents are important, but human lives are more important, don't make accidents.

Ma Yi patted his chest and assured that it would be absolutely fine.

"Little Pony, how powerful can you make us?" Seeing that the contradiction was solved, Yang Xiaohai and they began to look forward to it again, although the hope of becoming a superman and a cyborg was disappointed, but they could become a martial arts master, what is it like to "punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and kick the Beihai Kindergarten", and only dare to call the dead buddies in the morgue to pull the wind? Ma Yi thought for a while and said, "According to your physique, after you practice, a master like Liyi Lao Dao, if he is still alive, you may still not be able to beat him." ”

When Yang Xiaohai heard this, although they suffered a small blow, they were not completely disappointed, after all, Li Yi Lao Dao is a famous figure in the underground world of China for many years, if they can easily beat him, then the famous person in the underground world is too worthless. Ma Yi didn't want to disappoint them, so he said, "But those junior ninjas in the Elephant Island Country, you can torture them completely!" ”

Yang Xiaohai and they suddenly had the spirit again. Because as a Chinese, no one doesn't want to have the ability to beat the people of the island country. Although we won't take the initiative to cause trouble, we will rush up and beat them indiscriminately when we see the island people, but if we have the strength value of the capable beginner ninja, in the future, if we encounter them in a wild attack, play hooligan on a certain sister paper or do something that makes our Chinese people unhappy, you can use your fist to tell them the truth of life, so that he can truly understand why the flowers are so red, and it is also gray and refreshing.

Among the warriors of the island country, the most are junior ninjas, there are fewer intermediate ninjas, fewer advanced ninjas, it is difficult for ordinary people to meet, and there are even fewer middle and senior ninjas who love to cause trouble, after all, people have lived to a certain level, there is a certain little brother and power in their hands, it is impossible to expose their nature directly on the street like wild dogs, if they want to play hooligan work, there will be a lot of people to do all kinds of pre-paving for him, he just enjoys.

Therefore, Yang Xiaohai is most likely to encounter, in addition to ordinary island people, the most powerful is the junior ninja and the like. Of course, it's not that Yang Xiaohai bullies the soft and fears the hard, they are only sixteen or seventeen years old, and the young heart is the stage when a person is the most afraid of death. For example, the last time in the suburbs of Kunyue City, they had a bloody battle with Liyi Lao Dao and Gui Xiaolang, and when they were in danger, not only did they not obey and go first, but rushed up to fight with them. If it weren't for Bai Xue releasing Brother Yu to help them eradicate the strong enemy, they don't know how many people would have fallen in that battle and never got up again.

They just feel that they have the value of force, and they have the capital to act bravely. Otherwise, you are a white ding, once you see that the people of the island country are not beaten, you will go up and beat others, but the result is that people are practicing their families, or they are good at hooligan fighting, but you not only did not put people down, but you were beaten to a mess by others, so you were embarrassed, not to mention, but also to affect all Chinese people to lose face.

So in addition to your courage, you are actually quite pitiful.

For example, the eight-year War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, knowing that we are inferior to others in terms of national strength, weapons and equipment, soldier training, and soldier quality, and once we fight with others, we will pay a heavy price, but our ancestors still gritted their teeth.

Because, if they don't go up, Huaxia may be wiped out! We, at this moment, may have to bow down to their licking king every day, and shout "Haiyi" for all his reasonable and unreasonable demands!

Well, it's far away, and it's about the national righteousness.

The most realistic thing is that the Twin Evil Gang is the organization of the underground world of Huaxia, in this world where order is maintained with fists, the size of the fist determines your status and glory in this world. Similarly, in fact, in the underground world of China, there will not be many real martial artists, hooligans fight, mainly relying on crowd tactics, the weight of victory will inevitably be tilted to the side with more people, of course, secretly looking for backers, breaking wrists is another matter.

"It's okay, Brother Pony, you can do it, we are looking forward to a miracle!" Yang Xiaohai can't wait.

"Don't worry, I'm not done yet." Ma Yi said.

"Your force value will not be static, of course, what will become in the end depends on your talent, and on your acquired efforts. If you have both, in the end, Lu Yun and Xiao Fang may not be your opponents......"

Before the words fell, Ma Yi's powerful sixth sense received 4 extremely sharp gazes, almost scratching him with a thousand cuts. He scratched his head and sneered at Lu Yun and Xiao Fang: "It's just an analogy, it's just an analogy." ”

Lu Yun and Xiao Fang grimaced and withdrew their gazes.

Ma Yi secretly took chances, Lu Yun and Xiao Fang were still more knowledgeable, otherwise, if Mi Lili was present, he gave such an example, she would definitely be able to mess around and make you disgraced, "Of course, if you continue to work hard and insist on training, even if you are still alive from the old way, you may not be able to beat you." ”

"Then, we are the real masters!" Bao Quan's buckteeth were bare again, and his mouth was cracked to the base of his ears.

"But I still think Li Xunhuan is more handsome and likes beautiful women, but it's a pity that I can't reach his realm." Chu Dong sighed.

"I can also teach you how to use a flying knife, Xiao Chu flying knife, for example; But as for the sister, because the sister not only has to rely on your personal emotional intelligence, but also has to rely on your appearance to add points to yourself, these are all congenital conditions, I can't help you. Ma Yi said sincerely.

"Brother Xiaoma, in fact, you missed an important acquired condition for a gray elder sister!" Guan Liang said seriously.

"Shenma conditions?" As a good friend, Bao Quan is obliged to be praised.

Chu Dong, Guan Liang, Bao Quan