Chapter 33: Women and Love

"Money! In fact, the most important thing is to put the girl's money. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info In the face of money, the appearance of gods and horses is all floating clouds. As the old saying goes, today's beauties would rather cry in a Ferrari than laugh in an electric car, because driving an electric car all over the street, no matter how handsome they look, they are all dicks, and even if they drive a Ferrari with a split mouth, crooked face, and collapsed nose, they are all male gods! Which woman is willing to have sex with a dick? What woman wants to rub shoulders with a male god? ”

Guan Liang said, with a sad and cynical face, as if he had been dumped countless times by countless gold worshippers.

Ma Yi instantly remembered Juzi. Juzi is a representative of this kind of woman, she can not hesitate to abandon her first love for money, throw herself into the arms of others, she only likes the money in that person's hand, no matter how old the person is, no matter what the character of the person, she doesn't care. Therefore, he felt that although Guan Liang's words were unfair and seemed to have overturned the whole boat with a rod, it was not unreasonable.

Bao Quan and Chu Dong are both deeply experienced, because they are both dicks and know the difficulties of dick sisters. Guan Liang was also complacent about his meticulous observation and incomparably accurate remarks, and began to consider whether he should open a forum on the *du post bar, specializing in posting his various life philosophies, and talking about the rights and wrongs of life with netizens.

Yang Xiaohai has a calm face and has nothing to do with himself. Because he is neither a dick nor a rich second generation who loves to pretend to be b, but an entrepreneurial rich second generation who has his own career, is self-reliant, and does not rely on his father to live, and he is not in line with the "male god" in Guan Liang's mouth, he is rich, and he is worthy of the broad masses of the people, and he also knows that Guan Liang is not talking about himself.

However, some people were angry.

Lu Yun didn't use a slap this time, but instead used the chestnut chisel she has always been good at, and slammed it at Guan Liang's braincase, "Bang Bang ......", and knocked hard, as if Guan Liang's braincase was not a braincase, but a wooden fish used by monks to chant scriptures, the voice was crisp and crispy, and Chu Dong and Bao Quan next to him felt a pain in their brains when they heard it. Xiao Fang grabbed the feather duster, and "popped ......" and jerked Guan Liang's fart~ shares, without any pity, Guan Liang's farts ~ shares are no longer fart~ shares, it is simply a lard.

Poor Guan Liang, inexplicably, has become the first person to be joined by the first sister and the second sister of the Shuangsha Gang since he started the Shuangsha Gang. He was in a hurry all of a sudden, covering his head, and he couldn't care about the fart~ shares, and besides, Lu Yun and Xiao Fang were beating hard, and they were gritting their teeth, and the pain was almost straight to the heart. Guan Liang is just a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, he has no physique to resist fighting, and he does not have the strong faith of Shenma in his brain, so he can be mighty and unyielding, and face torture calmly, so under the incomparably painful head and stomach, he cried decisively.

"Sister Yun, Sister Xiao Fang, don't fight, please stop fighting, can't I be wrong?" He cried and begged for mercy.

Lu Yun and Xiao Fang stopped at the same time.

"Do you know what you're doing wrong?"

"What am I wrong?" Guan Liang covered his head with one hand, touched his fart suit with the other, tears rippled, and his face was dazed.

Yes, what's wrong with Guan Liang? Unexpectedly, Labor Luyun and Xiaofang teamed up to apply the family law? Ma Yi also looked dazed. Yang Xiaohai, Bao Quan, and Chu Dong were so apprehensive that they didn't dare to speak out at all, and they didn't even dare to look up at Lu Yun and Xiaofang, for fear that they would fall into trouble if they were not careful. Just kidding, the first sister has a bad temper, and the second sister has a better temper, but she is also angry, if they are still stupid to offend them, then they are not stupid B, but fighters in stupid B!

In this way, the backbone elements of the three Shuangsha Gangs were very tasteless, and they had no intention of reaching out to the brothers in distress.

Guan Liang's dazedness made Lu Yungang's anger smoke again, and she wanted to beat people again. However, this time Guan Liangxue was obedient, and as soon as Lu Yun raised his hand, he quickly dodged and hid behind Ma Yi. I thought that Brother Xiao Ma was brilliant in kung fu, and he was righteous to his brother, and Sister Yun was not willing to beat him, so he was really a good place to shelter himself from the wind and rain and avoid disasters?

However, he soon found that he was overjoyed too early, because he had miscalculated Sister Yun and Brother Xiaoma. Sister Yun was furious, and Brother Xiao Ma couldn't stop it at all; Brother Xiaoma, in front of women, is a very positionless person at all, so Guan Liang's fate is sad for a long time.

I saw Lu Yun rushing up with a flash, and Ma Yi really didn't dare to provoke Lu Yun who was in anger mode, not only did he not dare to protect Guan Liang, but he had to betray him, he saw Lu Yun rushing over, so he dodged decisively, and in an instant, Lu Yun was behind him, in front of Guan Liang. However, he is a very kind-hearted person, so at this time, he was thinking vigorously in his heart: "Brother, you ask for more blessings, my brother can't help you!" Think of it as anti-strike training! ”

Besides, Guan Liang, originally thought that he had found a backer, and he was glad that he was smart and clever enough to escape this catastrophe, but unexpectedly, a black shadow flashed in front of him, and when he looked at it, Sister Yun was like an angry-eyed female King Kong falling from the sky, and the chestnut chisel that made him daunting was raised high, and he was about to roar down. Guan Liang suddenly felt like crying without tears, he glanced at Brother Xiao Ma sadly, and all he could see was the sympathy in Brother Xiaoma's eyes, and there was no intention of supporting him. It's just that compassion is worthless nowadays, it's not what he needs, what he needs is real protection.

It's a pity that at the critical moment, even Brother Xiaoma, whom he has always regarded as an idol, is unreliable.

"Who else is going to save me?" Guan Liang let out a long sigh of despair, then hugged his skull, ready to accept Sister Yun's thunderous wrath again. Then, he heard the most beautiful rebuke he had ever heard in this life: "Lu Yun, just punish it slightly, don't go too far!" ”

In an instant, Guan Liang felt that the crisis above his head was lifted. So, he cried again, of course, this time not because he was beaten, but because he was moved, he was moved by Sister Xiaofang's timely drink of Sister Zhiyun. He suddenly found that Sister Xiao Fang is the most beautiful and beautiful beauty in the world, absolutely unprecedented, no one has come after, and no one can match it today, Shenma Xi Shi Minchan, Wang Zhaojun Yang Yuhuan, Miss Shenma Yazhou, Miss World Miss Universe first-line celebrities, Shenma Fan Binbin, Liu Yanlin Ziling, all of them are only assigned to Sister Xiao Fang!

Of course, this is just the words of Guan Liang's family, and does not represent the position of this book and the author of this book, so if you have different opinions, please feel free to find Guan Liang Theory, don't look for a small pen me!

"Brother Mala, Guan Liang, your brain is in water, right? You~ Mom is not a woman? Your sister is not a woman? Do you bury a woman like this? Lu Yun's anger did not subside. Ma Yicai suddenly realized that the reason why Lu Yun and Xiao Fang suddenly got angry and started beating people turned out to be Guan Liang's remarks just now that angered these two female King Kongs. As the old saying goes, don't praise another woman in front of her, otherwise, you will definitely be despised; Ma Yi quickly deduced a truth from this: Don't belittle all women in the world in front of two women, otherwise, you will definitely be beaten!

Yang Xiaohai, Bao Quan, and Chu Dong gloated. Guan Liang is a person, his nature is not bad, he just loves to brag, he has never read a few books, he has never even seen the cover of the Four Books and Five Classics, and the most shameful thing is that he has not even read "The Invincible Doctor of the City", so he thinks that he has learned five cars and is only eight buckets; Let's talk about calligraphy, don't talk about calligraphy, even the pen words are written like chickens eating food, they dare to call themselves talented, they dare to despise the world's readers, their cheeks are so thick, only Sister Feng can have a fight with them. Well, this time I hit the iron plate, and I thought it was an insightful remark, and I was directly beaten and cried by Sister Yun and Sister Xiao Fang!

Haha, laughing personal pinch!

But Yang Xiaohai, Bao Quan and Chu couldn't bear to laugh, let alone laugh out loud, and they didn't even dare to put a smile on their faces, for fear that if they angered the two eldest sisters again, they would be served by their family law.

"Those women are not women, they are just cousins! Do you understand? Xiao Fang was also very excited.

"Their character is indeed very low, but your thoughts are also very dirty, otherwise you would not look at all the women in the world with such eyes. You remember, there are only a handful of such women, and most of them are definitely not what you imagined! They are sincere, pure, and believe in love! ”

Guan Liang finally figured out that he was beaten for Mao, but there is always a sour and rotten drop of talent in the show, right? Therefore, in his heart, he sneered at Lu Yun and Xiao Fang's teachings, as if they were Xiao Fang's teachings about women and love. If all the women in the world are as innocent as she says, there will still be so many dicks in the world who are empty, lonely, and cold? Will there be a single Wang who must rely on Teacher Cang to seek physical and spiritual comfort?

Of course, the lessons of the past are still in front of him, and he is not a stupid ~ son, so he will never jump out to refute Xiaofang's fallacy, so as not to bring trouble to himself, but with a teachable look, like a good student who is diligent and studious, motivated, and can change his mistakes.

After Ma Yi came to his senses, he suddenly remembered that this topic was triggered by himself, although he had no intention of letting Guan Liang be beaten, but there was indeed a little bit of "I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died for me", so, to be honest, he still felt a little guilty in addition to being deeply sympathetic to Guan Liang. Okay, anyway, I beat and scolded, and as soon as the ideological and moral lessons are over, it's time to make my own appearance.

"Let's go, I'll transform you and ensure that when you wake up, you will become a martial arts master."

Yang Xiaohai and they have long wanted to leave, but they have been suffering from not finding a chance, and now that Brother Xiao Ma is speaking, they are asking for it, so they cheered and hugged Ma Yi, but Ma Yi asked them to go back to their respective rooms first, because acupuncture is not a barbecue, you can hold several large skewers of meat in your hands and grill them together, but you must come one by one.