Chapter 39: A Fierce Quarrel
The music stops and the show ends. Su Shan and the others bowed to the audience.
The Divine Comedy and Mr. Benshan's classic sketch "Not Bad Money" can be imagined, and now it is very enthusiastic, and some audiences even feel that the performance has ended before they have watched it.
At this time, the host also came over.
"I feel that Su Shan brought us the last performance, and according to the usual practice, I also asked the three contestants to comment on Su Shan's works."
Two of the three judges were a little entangled, how the did they comment? If I say it's not good, it's not worth scolding this kid.
"Since no one is talking, I'll speak first." Zhang Daya picked up the microphone, looked at Niu Chunlei and Changde beside him and said: "When I haven't seen your performance, my heart is also playing drums, and the Internet is saying that you are derelict in your duties, and you broadcast "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" live every day, and you are not good at creating programs." I also took a special look, and I was attracted to the story, and I was more inclined to the thoughts of netizens, the story was too good, but what about the finalist works? I'm worried. But when I saw your performance today, my heart was relieved, you didn't feel sorry for the audience who liked you, and you didn't disappoint us, and the laughter on the scene is the best proof. ”
"Thank you, thank you, Mr. Zhang." Su Shan bowed and thanked him.
"Don't be busy thanking me, I still have to criticize you, the story you said during the live broadcast was very attractive, I think you must have told the story according to the script, right?"
Su Shan nodded.
"Storytelling can also be called storytelling, this is a science, you not only have to tell the plot of the story clearly, but also let the audience understand the scenes and relationships in the story, rather than simply reading the content of the book. It is necessary to use artistic means to let everyone enter the story more quickly, and also be able to clearly understand the content of your story. ”
Zhang Daya's few words made everyone fall into contemplation, this is an old artist, people really have to study it carefully to understand so many truths.
"I know that after you tell the story, you will listen to it every day, and I have seen a lot of people say that the story is very attractive, but the relationship between the characters in the story is intricate, and it is difficult to understand it at one time, so many people will record the story and listen to it several times before they can understand the inner energy of the story. Child, telling a story is not watching TV, you can only use your mouth to describe the whole story, and the audience can only listen to it with their ears, and then use their brains to understand, which is completely different from watching a story on TV, even reading a book by yourself, do you understand? ”
Su Shan really had to be taught.
"I've been in contact with these things since I was a child, if you're willing to learn, you come to me in the future, and the two of us will communicate more, and I won't waste everyone's time here." After Zhang Daya finished speaking, he put down the microphone in his hand.
Su Shan is not a fool, although Zhang Daya is pointing him out, he is also helping him publicize. The story sounds good from the mouth of a master, but it is completely different from telling it from a stranger's air.
"I'll ask you more."
Zhang Daya smiled, he wished that Su Shan would find him, this kid's mouth, this kid's talent attracted him too much, if this kid didn't do something for the cross talk world, it would be a loss for the cross talk world.
After Zhang Daya finished speaking, Niu Chunlei and the two glanced at each other, and said, if you don't say it, you can't do it, the audience is waiting.
Changde gritted his teeth and picked up the microphone.
"Uh-huh." Su Shan pretended to have an uncomfortable throat.
Changde glanced at Su Shan, good guy, this is warning me!
"Very good." After Changde finished speaking, he quickly put down the microphone, the meaning is very clear, I didn't offend you, don't scold me in front of so many people, let's have face, give some face.
Niu Chunlei was very angry, quite a big man, but he turned out to be a coward.
"It seems that you didn't, we took our previous words to heart!" Niu Chunlei sighed.
"What's the matter, I'm anti-vulgar, vulgar, vulgar, vulgar every day." Su Shan returned the favor.
The audience laughed, and even Xu Meng'er next to Su Shan covered her mouth and laughed.
"You're not self-motivated at all, what do you say you told everyone about this show?" Niu Chunlei's arrogant flame was once again gasped, if she didn't belittle Su Shan now, then Su Shan's votes would definitely be higher.
"I tell you a lot, for example, there are more than four catties of lobsters in this world, and there are abalone in Australia, don't you say God?"
"Poof!" The audience was amused by Su Shan again.
"It's all common sense, who doesn't know?" Niu Chunlei retorted.
"Teacher Niu, I think you're targeting me." Su Shan said seriously.
"I'm not targeting you, the work is meaningless or meaningless, what am I saying."
Su Shan nodded and said, "Okay, then you just praised Li Kuan's performance so much, which means that Li Kuan's work is very meaningful?" ”
"Of course, and a lot of people think so." Niu Chunlei said as a matter of course.
"Then let me ask you, isn't it common sense to play the story he played? Who doesn't know that there will be good people and bad people in this world? Who doesn't know that not all stepmothers are bad? Do children need to tell everyone what they know? Also, many ordinary children may not know that Australian abalone is very good, nor may they know that lobsters are really more than four catties. Su Shan retorted sharply.
"These are two concepts." Niu Chunlei said.
"But it means one thing."
"You're still confusing the public."
"I think you're deliberately favoring someone."
Just kidding, you still dare to talk to me? Su Shan sneered.
"Pay attention to your words, I am a judge, I am qualified to judge the work of every contestant, and as a judge, I know whether a work is good or bad."
"The quality of a work is not something that can be judged by one person, as the old saying goes, there is no first, there is no second, the meaning is very simple, for example, I ran with Xu Menger twice, she ran to the finish line in three points, and I used it for three months, then he is the first, and people run faster than me is faster than me."
The audience was amused by Su Shan's exaggerated statement.
"This is Wu Wu No. 2, what about Wen No. 1? It's also very easy to explain, and I also take Xu Meng'er and me as an example, she sang a song White Fox, the audience thought it was good, saying that she sang well, and I also sang a song to make a man cry It's not a sin, and some viewers think I sing well. But people who like to listen to the white fox don't necessarily like the man who listens to me sing it's not a sin, on the contrary, people who like me to sing this song may also not like the song of the white fox, but can this be said that these two songs are not good? This can only be said that everyone has their own love, and you, too, have to think from everyone's point of view in order to be a competent judge, instead of insisting on determining the quality of a certain work, and directly commenting, you are not only not convinced, but also many audiences. ”
After Su Shan finished speaking, applause rang out. Su Shan explained very thoroughly and clearly, and everyone understood it as soon as they heard it.
"You're saying I'm not worthy to be a judge?" Niu Chunlei was really angry.
"It's up to you to be worthy or not." Su Shan's words were a bit of a circle.
"Hmph, don't fool the audience, I've been in the comedy industry for almost 30 years, and I can't judge the quality of a work?"
"You're a bit of a betrayal."
"What did you say?" Niu Chunlei stood up suddenly.
"Qualification does not mean that you are educated, and those who open a restaurant may not necessarily be able to stir-fry." Su Shan's words were very clear, and everyone listened to them very clearly.
Look at Su Shan, you can give an example of what you say, looking at Niu Chunlei, she has been pressing Su Shan with her identity, and many viewers are a little unhappy.
"Let me tell you, qualification represents my identity, I am a judge, and in the eyes of me, this work of yours is not bullshit. You get out of here now. Niu Chunlei roared.
Su Shan also lost his temper and said, "Please pay attention to your identity, can the judges scold people?" The contestants are also human beings and have dignity, so why should you, as a judge, insult a contestant? Just by virtue of your status as a judge? ”
"Just by virtue of my identity as a judge, your bullshit work is garbage in my eyes, and the vulgar can't be more vulgar, but anyone with taste won't laugh when they watch your show."
The angry Niu Chunlei said something that should not have been said, and the audience was unhappy.
Who didn't laugh at Su Shan's entire performance? couldn't stand up straight with a smile, but didn't Niu Chunlei's words mean that they had no taste? She is scolding everyone again.
"Please pay attention to your words again, although the quality of a work is worthy of everyone's comment, there is no need to insult, right? If you don't like it, you don't like it, no one forces you, every work is created with the hard work of the contestants, even if you don't encourage it, why insult me? "Sushan has made himself a vulnerable group.
Before Niu Chunlei could speak, Shi Dong, as the host, came out to stop the quarrel between the two: "Don't hurt the peace, everyone, this is just a show for everyone to be happy, there is no need to be so fierce, I think everyone can't wait, in fact, I can't wait, let's announce the number of votes." ”
"Hmph." Niu Chunlei sat back on the chair, looked at Su Shan with a sneer, and said in her heart: After Li Kuan won the championship for a while, what will the audience think of your work.
Niu Chunlei's idea is very simple, she thinks that when the champion is announced, after everyone sees the votes, they must think that Su Shan's works are not as good as Li Kuan, so they will definitely be shaken in their hearts, thinking that Li Kuan's works are better than Su Shan, because there are more people supporting Li Kuan, therefore, everyone will feel that what she just said is right.
What a simple cow master......