The explosive god reply made all the audience laugh again.

"I'm almost done. I felt like I couldn't breathe with laughter. ”

"Haha, me too, why are you so funny."

"Yes, this work by Su Shan is several times stronger than the previous works."

"How many times? It's dozens of times, and I've never seen such a funny sketch. ”

"I'm tired of laughing, but Su Shan won't let us rest at all, he's so funny."

The sentence that Su Shan said just now was the most popular sentence of the year, and the effect can be imagined.

"Good!" The audience shouted.

On stage, the show continued.

"In this way, I brought it to you, Xiaomeng, you go over and give it to him."

Xu Meng'er obediently handed the little pheasant and mushrooms to Su Shan.

At this time, the audience knew that these things were used in this way when Father Leng and Xu Meng'er came on stage.

"Okay, there's a dish here, come stupid."

"Who are you stupid?"

"No, I mean ordering a stupid egg."

"Nope."

The audience laughed again.

"I have."

The audience really couldn't stand the words of these two people, which made them laugh uncomfortably.

"It's all two dishes, so let's give you a chance, this teacher Shi is here, and your restaurant can't express it?"

"Give one away?"

Every sentence is a joke, one sentence after another, the audience finally saw the strength of Su Shan.

Laughing is simply unstoppable.

If you want to stop and rest for a while, Su Shan won't give you a chance.

"Uncle, why are you so picky, you said that you don't have one, we still have to take one, right?"

"It's not that I don't have it, it's that your hotel doesn't have it."

"Don't talk, okay, I'll have to do it in a while!"

Now the audience is going crazy with laughter.

"Oh my god, my abs are going to laugh."

"I'm laughing so uncomfortably, this Su Shan is so bad, he won't let us stop at all."

On the stage, Su Shan said with a bitter face: "I know that you are not bad for money, uncle, I mean that Teacher Shi has finally come back, we can't care about money when we eat and drink, uncle." You see I'm young this year, but I have concluded that sometimes this life is short, the same as sleeping, as soon as the eyes are closed, the day will pass, and the eyes will not be closed, and the whole life will be over. ”

God's quotations reappear, where can the audience accept it?

His hands hurt, but he still applauded spontaneously.

"Uncle, I don't mean anything else, what I mean is that people can't take money too seriously, money is something outside the body, do you know what is the most painful thing for people? It's just that people die, and money is not spent. ”

"Do you know what the most painful thing in life is? It's just that people are alive, and the money is gone. ”

"Damn, it's amazing, I admire Su Shan more and more now."

"Haha, that's a good point."

"Awesome, Su Shan is too fierce and can make people die."

"It's not bad for your money, let's stew it well."

"Oh my god, that's too picky."

This bunch of laughs fell on the audience, and everyone lost their strength to laugh.

"I can't do it, who can save me."

"I'm tired of laughing, how will I go home in a while?"

Looking at the number of votes, Su Shan's votes have reached 300,000, and they are still growing rapidly, while Li Kuan's votes are also rising, but they are only a little more than 360,000.

In such a short time, Su Shan won so many tickets with a super hilarious performance, which made Chen Jiasheng and Niu Chunlei feel uneasy.

Niu Chunlei glanced at Chen Jiasheng, that means why are you still stupid to stay there? Hurry up and figure it out.

What can be done at this time? can only fake, although this is the last thing Chen Jiasheng wants, but in order to continue to work in the TV station, he can only do this.

On the stage, Su Shan left, and Father Leng said to Shi Dong: "His grandfather, you can show me, this kid sings well." Let's see if you can get on your original singer. ”

"Brother, I figured it out, you brought me here today just to want your granddaughter to be our original singer."

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Then introduce yourself first, and then show us what she's capable of."

Father Leng hurriedly asked Su Shan to bring a microphone over and handed it to Xu Meng'er.

"Oh my God, it's time for the goddess to perform again, I'm looking forward to it."

"I'm so excited, what else will the goddess say to the thunderous people?"

I saw Xu Meng'er take the microphone and said with a nervous face: "I...... My name is Xu ...... Xu Meng'er, how do I feel today...... Very...... Very impulsive. ”

The audience laughed, and Xu Meng'er, who was watching the stage, became even more nervous, "Tonight...... The sun is shining tonight, and it will be cloudy and sunny tonight. ”

"Speak slowly, don't rush." Father Leng said on the side.

"Mood...... Why is it that it has turned clear since it was cloudy? Because...... Because I saw my grandfather, my grandfather was so good, he was able to take me to the original singer, I am very grateful to my grandfather for giving me this opportunity, I ...... I thank you so much, if you can really take me to the king of original singers, I will thank you for eight generations of ancestors. No, I thank you on behalf of the eight generations of ancestors, I can't forget your great kindness to me, I won't forget you in my life, I won't let you go as a ghost. ”

The audience was amused by the cute Xu Meng'er and laughed, a quiet little girl was funny and had such a lethal power.

Xu Menger successfully conquered all the audience.

On the stage, Shi Dong fidgeted and said, "Her grandfather, why am I so panicked when I hear it?" ”

The audience laughed, who is not afraid of being so grateful to others? It is also the eighth generation of ancestors who don't let go of others when they have something to do.

Originally, these were all vicious words, but when they came out of Xu Meng'er's innermost, they were so funny.

"Let's sing!"

"Yes, sing you the song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" you wrote."

Xu Meng'er nodded and started singing, she had been practicing this song seriously for a long time.

"Who brought ~ the call of the ancients ~ who left ~ the hope of a thousand years ~"

As soon as the audience was attracted by Xu Meng'er's sweet voice, Leng's father suddenly said: "You don't need to sing this paragraph, just sing the last one." ”

"That's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau~" Xu Meng'er mustered up her strength to shout this song.

"Bang Bang ......" applause immediately rang out.

"Come on, come on, raise the tone again." Father Leng said.

Xu Meng'er prepared for a while, and when the audience thought she was going to sing, Xu Meng'er suddenly said: "Grandpa, the marinade is a little salty." ”

At this point in the performance, the most the audience said was that they couldn't stand the laughter.

The audience who has never seen such a funny audience laughs for so long for the first time, and the body has long been unable to bear it.

"Su Shan doesn't want us to die laughing here, right?"

"I think that's what he meant, I heard others say that Su Shan hasn't prepared well for this show, bullshit, not careful preparation can make us laugh like this?"

"I also heard about it, I also misunderstood Su Shan, now that I think about it, I'm so sorry for Su Shan."

"I don't know which damn one is spreading rumors, so we misunderstood Su Shan."

The pole in the hearts of the audience said that now they are all inclined to Su Shan's side.

Shi Dong on the stage stood up and asked, "This song is really well written." ”

"Mom, if it's good, then I can sing it." Su Shan said suddenly.

"Okay, sing one."

"Sing one."

The audience at the scene heckled.

Father Leng stopped Su Shan from singing, and Su Shan begged: "Teacher Shi finally came back, you just let me sing one." ”

"How can I have time to listen, this is all a matter of the art circle, hurry up and serve the food."

"If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you food."

"If you don't want to give me food, I'll find your boss."

"If you find our boss, I'll tell you what you told me."

"You have to say...... Say...... You must sing better than you say. ”

Father Leng conceded defeat amid the laughter of the audience.

Su Shan picked up the microphone, and the music sounded.

At this time, what kind of songs can make everyone feel happy? The Square Divine Comedy, of course!

Why can the Divine Comedy be called the Divine Comedy? Because he has a brainwashing function.

As the joyful music sounded, driven by Su Shan, everyone clapped their hands to the rhythm of the music.

Su Shan: I planted a seed~

Finally the fruit grows~

Today is a great day~

After Su Shan sang here, Xu Meng'er continued to sing:

Pick the star and give it to you~

Pull down the moon and give it to you~

Let the sun rise for you every day~

Su Shan: Turn into a candle and burn yourself~

Just to illuminate you~

Give everything I have to you~

As long as you rejoice~

Xu Meng'er: You make every tomorrow meaningful~

Although life is short, love you and never give up~

Chorus: You're my little apple~

I can't love you too much~

The red little face warms my heart~

The fire that lights up my life~

You're my little apple~

It's like the most beautiful cloud in the sky~

Spring has come again and the hillsides are full of flowers~

If you plant hope, you will reap the reward~

……