The first male protagonist (7)
Xuanyuan Aotian looked like a dangerous murderer at this time, but Zhong Erbing and the others were indifferent to his grief and hatred, and his attack only paid Zhong Erbing a neat heartbeat.
Retracting his feet, he didn't even look at Xuanyuan Aotian, who had rolled around on the ground a few times, Zhong Erbing frowned and complained distressedly: "Why are you crazy again, it seems that this male protagonist really can't stay." ”
Bai Yueguang secretly kicked him, nodded his head in agreement: "That's right, you must return it!" ”
Xuanyuan Aotian rolled his eyes and fainted.
Probably this is the novel's - anger and urgency.
However, the plan to return the male protagonist did not go well.
Because—
"Why didn't you open the door again?"
Zhong Erbing leaned on the windowsill and looked down, and found that the door of the store was closed as always, and even the customer service phone number had been unable to get through.
She had to turn back to the living room in disappointment and continue to watch the video of Xuanyuan Aotian vomiting blood last time.
As for Xuanyuan Aotian......
A few days ago, he had already entered a dormant state with the dubuff of "liver and intestines are broken like dead and loveless".
……
The handsome ratio haunted by the No. 1 branch: the handsome third brother!!!! Oh no, that customer came to return the goods!! Last time, she dragged the male protagonist and wanted to block the door with a menacing attitude.,Qaq.,Fortunately, there's a back door.
Handsome Third Brother: [Petrified] [Petrified] [Petrified] How is this possible! I gave her a ...... last time
The big handsome person who haunted the No. 1 branch: I was scared, and after I found out that the shape was not good, I was so scared that I closed the store for several days
Handsome Third Brother: [Sunglasses] It seems that there must be something hidden in this...... I had to go out myself.
The handsome ratio haunted by the No. 1 branch: the third uncle v5~\(≧▽≦)/~
Bingxin: Hehe (smile)
The little angel of branch 2: qaq scared
Card machine at branch 3: ...... Inauspicious...... Foreboding......
The Little Angel of Branch Four: A Sense of Foreboding......
Eggs at Branch 8: Unknown......
……
"Finally the door opens!"
Early in the morning, Zhong Erbing learned the good news from Bai Yueguang, so the two of them happily went to return the goods with the boxed Xuanyuan Aotian.
In addition to the small clerk in the store, there is also a middle-aged uncle with a beard, who calls himself Guan San.
"Hey, the male protagonist of your family has violent tendencies and is going to kill!" As soon as he entered the door, Bai Yueguang said crisply.
The little clerk didn't speak, and glanced at Guan San timidly.
Hearing this, Guan San hurriedly retorted: "How is it possible! The male protagonist of my family has a warm and ...... personality" At this moment, Zhong Erbing turned on the switch expressionlessly, and Xuanyuan was arrogant.
Seeing Xuanyuan Aotian's eyes like an angry dog, Guan San gasped, his legs suddenly weakened, and he barely stood firm under the support of the trembling little clerk, swallowed his saliva, turned his head, and said stiffly, "Gentleness, only in front of those who care, for outsiders like us, he is aggressive, this is a ...... of loyalty to the master,"
Bai Yueguang glared at him very angrily: "Didn't you open your eyes and talk nonsense?!" ”
Zhong Erbing was unexpected, and said slowly: "Actually...... The reason why I returned it was because I thought he was in poor health, and if he was just aggressive, he would have tolerated......"
Poor health?
Guan San couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard this, and said with a smile: "This is even more impossible!" We
The male protagonist of the group is strengthened to build, whether it is physical or psychological is far superior to other similar products, it is your best choice for home travel......"
"......" Zhong Erbing knew where the verbal instruction manual came from, and she didn't bother to argue with the other party, so she turned her head sideways and whispered to Xuanyuan Aotian, "I have something to say to you." ”
"Heh, are you trying to get me back?" Xuanyuan Aotian lifted his eyelids, his purple eyes flashed a hint of mockery, and said in an arrogant tone, "Even if my princess is unfaithful to me, I still have countless choices, and it is impossible to fall in love with a woman like you." But...... If you're willing to help me kill the adulterers, □□ I might as well consider ......"
Zhong Erbing didn't bother to pay attention to him, and said in an unfluctuating voice: "Tell you a secret." ”
Xuanyuan Aotian was a little surprised, and was about to say that he didn't want to hear it, but when he heard her next words, he silently swallowed back the stop he wanted to blurt out.
"Actually, when you were hibernating, we watched the follow-up to that video."
Xuanyuan Aotian raised his eyes, the corners of his mouth were pursed, and his face did not show any different color, but the slightly trembling eyelashes showed that he cared.
Zhong Erbing continued to use her unfluctuating tone, and slowly spit out the last sentence: "Actually...... Before you got married, you were given infertility pills! ”!!!!!!
That's impossible!
The first thought that came to his mind was this, of course, however, gradually, he gradually recalled some clues......
His many children, most of whom resembled his mother, did not seem to resemble him except for the concubine who served as a substitute.
Because he has many children and doesn't have much affection for the women in his backyard, most of them have never met each other and haven't thought about it.
The emperor, who had always been wary of him, was not worried about his rebellion at all, but often looked at him with an unpredictable smile......
The strange look in the imperial doctor's eyes that wanted to speak and stopped......
……
All kinds of clues have been summed up, and the answer is ready to come out!
It turned out that he was not worn a green hat, but countless times!
Thinking of the women in a courtyard and the "children" in a courtyard, Xuanyuan Aotian only felt a surge of qi and blood, and after vomiting blood, he fainted again.
"......" is a long time, but in fact, it only takes a few minutes before the form changes sharply. Guan San couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
Zhong Erbing pretended to be helpless, kicked the unconscious Xuanyuan Aotian, sighed helplessly, and spread his hands: "Look, I thought that tinkering would be used, but his physical condition is so bad that I can't afford to raise this kind of sick seedling." ”
Despite being unconscious, Xuanyuan Aotian's hand was still unconsciously clawed, slashing at the ground not far from Zhong Erbing.
…… Zhong Erbing felt that he wanted to kill her in his dreams
However, when Guan San saw this scene, his heart moved, and he persuaded again without giving up: "Do you really stop thinking about it?" You see, the male protagonist seems to be very reluctant to leave you, so it's better to ......"
As soon as the words fell, Xuanyuan Aotian suddenly woke up from a nightmare, and when he heard the words, his face suddenly turned like dirt, and he rushed into the abandoned male protagonist's teleportation channel in the store without hesitation.
Tube 3: "......"
was slapped in the face, Guan Sanlao's face turned red, he coughed dryly, but he still made a killer move: "Although there is indeed a quality problem...... But the regulations are here, our store can only exchange the goods, not return! ”
Zhong Erbing narrowed his eyes and roamed around the store: "Oh? When is it regulated? ”
Guan San groaned, but the little clerk hurriedly ran over and pasted a piece of paper on the wall with a snap.
- Once sold, we do not accept returns!
“…… Just had! Guan San gave her a satisfied look, straightened her chest, and was confident.
"Huh." Zhong Erbing coldly threw down two words, turned his head and left, planning to go directly to the Consumer Association.
Bai Yueguang, who was watching from the sidelines, poked her thoughtfully, and whispered, "Isn't it possible to exchange the goods?" It's good to try a variety of flavors. ”
Guan San, who was anxious and was going to stop him, suddenly felt like a treasure when he heard the words, and hurriedly said: "That's right, yes, you don't charge money for replacement!" As long as you don't return it, it's equivalent to experiencing a variety of male protagonists for free, so cost-effective......"
Zhong Erbing stopped.
~Jin~Jiang~Yuan~Chuang~Net~
The new courier has arrived.
Zhong Erbing unpacked the package with ease and took the male protagonist out.
The new male protagonist wears a crisp suit without any tiny folds on it, with a knife-like silhouette, as handsome as an ancient Greek statue.
Zhong Erbing picked up the trademark tag around his neck and found that the identity of the male protagonist was "president".
Then, she opened the instruction manual again.
[Name: Long Zhenlei (can be changed)
Gender: Male (factory preset, cannot be changed)
Physical characteristics: He has a deep outline like a knife, deep eyes like an ancient well, and is as handsome as an ancient Greek statue......
Identity: Male lead. He, the president of Long Aotian Group, regards money as dung and is not close to women, until that day, a little man riding a bicycle hit him, and at the same time, it seemed to crash into his heart and stirred up a wave......
……
Possession Skill: Treat money as dung]
This skill......
Zhong Erbing flipped through the strategy and frowned.
It is said that the male protagonist who has this skill often spends a lot of money......
Thinking of something, Zhong Erbing changed the name of the new male protagonist, and then pressed the switch.
His eyelashes fluttered, and the president opened his eyes to find himself lying on the ground, looking surprised.
The next moment, as if he remembered something, his face suddenly turned pale. He jumped up from the ground like a spring, and his expression of disgust seemed to be holding back the pain, and he slapped the dust on his body desperately.
After five minutes of shooting, he reluctantly accepted the status quo, then moved his eyes to the sofa, only glanced at it, frowned, took out the handkerchief he carried with him, and carefully wiped the place where he was sitting three times, and then sat down condescendingly, and his eyes fell on Zhong Erbing, who occupied the other half of the sofa.
After still examining and looking at it, he wrapped a pen on the table with a novice handkerchief, then took out an empty check, wrote a few words in a fluttering manner, and threw the check in front of Zhong Erbing, with a noble tone: "This sofa was contracted by me!" ”