The Seventh Male Master (4)
"What does it smell like? What a taste! Hearing Zhong Erbing's words, Qi Dianlan suddenly shook his head, and followed her to look left and right.
Zhong Erbing saw him pretending, his head was full of black lines, and he covered his nose and said angrily: "Don't pretend, it's from you!" β
"What? On me?! Qi Dianlan suddenly showed a look like he had been struck by lightning, as if he was in pain. Zhong Erbing didn't feel deceived by his good singers and songwriters, but asked coldly: "How long have you not washed your hair?!" β
Qi Dianlan's eyes rolled, and he hesitated: "One day ......"
"Are you stupid for me?!" Very dissatisfied with his behavior of treating her as a brain-dead, Zhong Erbing glared at him angrily.
Qi Dianlan saw that the situation was not good, and quickly changed his words with interest: "One, a week ......"
"A week? You're really ...... "If you don't wash your hair for a week, it smells so big?" Zhong Erbing still had some doubts in his heart, but he still reluctantly believed it, and just as he was about to speak, Xiaofu, who had been silent beside him, suddenly said expressionlessly: "I haven't washed it." β
"What? You haven't washed your hair since you left the factory?! Zhong Erbing's face turned blue, and his eyes when he looked at Qi Dianlan changed.
"This ...... That one...... In fact, it's all a misunderstanding......" Secretly rolled his eyes at Xiaofu, Qi Dianlan scratched his head in embarrassment, and his head flashed with oil.
Zhong Erbing saw it in his eyes, only to feel that his stomach suddenly surged, and he couldn't help but take a step back, thinking that he had just taken the money from him and counted it for a long time, and he was so disgusted that he was about to vomit.
Qi Dianlan's eyes flew wildly, and he defended himself weakly: "This ...... You don't understand, boys don't wash their hair much! β
"Nonsense!"
"Really, really!" Seeing Zhong Erbing's face full of disbelief, Qi Dianlan's spirit was shocked, and he hurriedly abandoned his previous suspicions, and threw a look of approval to Xiaofu, but he didn't expect that he was tragically mended-
"Wash every day."
was slapped in the face, Qi Dianlan's face turned pale, and what frightened him even more was the reaction of Zhong Erbing's moving volcano.
Fortunately, Zhong Erbing was so dizzy that he didn't have the heart to reprimand him, so he covered his nose and said forgedly: "You go wash my hair for me!" β
"This ...... The ......'s mouth was staggering, but Qi Dian's feet secretly moved towards his room.
Seeing all his actions, Zhong Er's ice lungs were about to explode: "If you don't wash your hair, just wait to be swept away!" β
Although this male protagonist has a strong ability to make money, his personal hygiene habits are really worrying, I didn't know it before, but now I know, Zhong Erbing can't be under the same roof with him no matter what.
As soon as the big killer weapon of "sweeping the floor out" came out, Qi Dianlan, who was originally reluctant to obey, immediately compromised.
I don't know if it's an illusion.,This male protagonist is more afraid of being driven away than all the male protagonists in front of him.γ Probably Guan San gave him some death order.
Qi Dianlan was reluctantly driven into the bathroom, but he came out less than two minutes after entering the bathroom, his head glistening with water.
"I'm done." He declared with a look of relief.
Zhong Erbing stared at him suspiciously: "Have you really washed it?" β
"Of course it's true!" There was a look of emptiness in his eyes, as if to hide something, Qi Dianlan straightened his chest and said with full anger.
Zhong Erbing held back his anger: "Then why did you do it so quickly?" β
Of course, you can't say that you only spilled a little water! Qi Dianlan's eyes rolled, and he thought he was very witty and said, "I used a hair dryer!" β
"Hair dryer?" Zhong Erbing raised his eyebrows.
"Hair dryer!" Qi Dianlan nodded affirmatively.
There was silence, like the calm before the storm.
Such a depressing atmosphere made Qi Dianlan move his toes uncomfortably, and said with little confidence: "Then I'll go back to the room first......
The next moment, Zhong Erbing, who had finally endured his mouth full of nonsense, roared: "You lie to the ghost!" Are you silent when a hair dryer? β
"Hurry up and wash me carefully! Xiaofu also went in to supervise him! β
Qi Dianlan hung his head and dragged his heavy steps into the bathroom again, followed by the expressionless Xiao Supervisor and Uniform.
I don't know why, Zhong Erbing looked at this situation, and only the words "imprisoned" popped up in his mind.
What the heck! She shook her head and shook off this unreliable brain hole.
This time, it took a lot longer to go in, and it seems that the small clothes played a role. Zhong Erbing was relieved, and made an exaggerated movement to wipe his sweat, feeling that it was exhausting to persuade him to wash his hair.
When the two came out of the bathroom, Qi Dian's hair was wet, and Zhong Er Bingzi took a closer look to make sure that it was indeed not just stained with water, but indeed washed with water.
But she was not deceived by her eyes, but looked at Xiaofu with an inquiring gaze: "Xiaofu ......"
Met her gaze, Xiaofu replied expressionlessly: "Washed." β
Qi Dianlan was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, but the next moment, the big stone in his heart was lifted again-
"Did you wash it seriously?"
His face changed suddenly, he frowned at Xiaofu, and secretly made a gesture to count the money while Xiaofu was glancing at him.
Receiving the signal from him, Xiaofu looked solemn and thoughtful, and then ruthlessly sold him in his incredulous eyes: "No shampoo." β
"......" Zhong Erbing couldn't figure out why there was such a strange person who didn't like to wash his hair!
Not only that, after the words fell, Xiaofu walked up to Zhong Erbing and took out a few Grandpa Mao from his pocket: "Give." β
"This is ......" Zhong Erbing took the money in confusion, but suddenly realized when he glanced at Qi Dian's loveless expression.
ββDon't wash your hair! He even tried to bribe Xiaofu!
This time, Zhong Erbing was completely furious, and simply decided to personally supervise him to wash his hair.
Probably finally understood that he couldn't escape this catastrophe, this time, Qi Dianlan was no longer a demon, and honestly walked into the bathroom, before entering the threshold, he pointed to Xiaofu and said hatefully: "He is not allowed to enter, otherwise I won't wash it!" β
Without waiting for Zhong Erbing to speak, Xiaofu lightly spit out four words: "Sweep the floor and go out." β
Qi Dianlan was choked all of a sudden, and Xiaofu ignored his eyes on the betrayer, and followed them into the bathroom.
Under the nose of Zhong Erbing's strong overseer combination, Qi Dianlan reluctantly washed his head slowly.
Because the time was too long, the hair had condensed into locks and locks, and Zhong Erbing felt disgusted when he saw it, and he couldn't help but look away, and his eyes fell on the hanging towel.
She stared at it for a few seconds, and suddenly remembered something important: "By the way, don't use my towel, I'll go get you a new one." β
After Zhong Erbing left, Qi Dianlan's shampooing career reached the critical moment of applying shampoo, and his movements couldn't help but stop.
Huh? This one...... That one......
His gaze drifted quietly to Xiaofu.
Feeling his gaze, Xiaofu quietly met his gaze, without any intention of taking the initiative to ask, so that Qi Dianlan couldn't help but secretly slander his ignorance.
Although he was still angry about Xiaofu's "betrayal", Qi Dianlan still had to let go of his resentment and asked him in a low voice: "How much shampoo should I use?" β
"All."
"All?!" Qi Dianlan exclaimed, opening his mouth to argue with him, but after squeezing out those two words, Xiaofu completed the task and ignored him, and walked to the door to wait for Zhong Erbing.
The words that were originally going to blurt out couldn't help but be swallowed back again, and Qi Dianlan felt a trace of uncertainty in his heart.
He turned off the faucet, grabbed the shampoo on the side with his free hand, shook it, and found that there were quite a lot, it seemed to be freshly opened, and he couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
This...... Really want to use up a whole bottle?
Intuitively, Qi Dianlan felt that something was wrong, but he hadn't washed his hair since leaving the factory, and there was no relevant information in the system, so he had no experience at all.
Maybe...... Should indeed listen to the opinion of such "professionals" who wash their hair every day?
Thinking of this, his heart was crossed, and he directly gritted his teeth and poured a whole bottle of shampoo on his head.
The sticky liquid ran down his hair, flooding his entire face, and even the sink was half installed.
Qi Dianlan's heart tightened.
Oops, oops, oops! That's absolutely wrong!
At the same time, the little clothes by the door retracted their gaze, and the dull hair on the top of their heads danced happily.
Zhong Erbing finally found a towel from the corner of the box, thinking that when he came back, it was all over, but he didn't expect Qi Dianlan to be desperately washing his head with water.
This...... She's been there for so long, how much water has she wasted?
Zhong Erbing wanted to speak, but seeing that the water he used to wash his hair was still full of white foam, he didn't open his mouth anymore, only thinking that it was probably too dirty, so he added more shampoo.
When Zhong Erbing raised his head after brushing Weibo and posting, Qi Dianlan's hair washing business finally came to an end.
He took a deep breath and lifted his neck in slow motion, probably because he had buried his head for too long, and Zhong Erbing could almost hear the creaking sound of his neck.
At the moment when Qi Dianlan looked up, something fell lightly from his forehead into the sink, and was almost washed away by the water, but fortunately, Qi Dianlan quickly picked it up and stuck it on his head with a click.
Zhong Erbing narrowed his eyes and asked suspiciously, "What fell?!" β
"This is ......" his hand stiffened, and Qi Dianlan had an idea, "Cucumber slices, that's right, cucumber slices for beauty and beauty, do you want to have a slice of it?" β
Zhong Erbing didn't see it clearly, but when he saw his convincing appearance, he reluctantly believed it.
Besides, he hadn't washed his hair for so long, and the devil knows what age his cucumber slices were produced...... Belch......
However, Zhong Erbing always felt that what fell just now was not a cucumber slice, but something else, which seemed to be a little familiar.
She didn't think much about it, handed the towel to Qi Dianlan, her eyes swept over the crooked shampoo bottle on the side, she felt that something was wrong, she reached out and picked up the bottle and shook it, and found that it was fluttering, and her face changed: "Huh? What about shampoos?! β
Why is a whole bottle of shampoo empty in the blink of an eye?!