The Seventh Male Protagonist (5)
Almost in the next second, Zhong Erbing's suspicious gaze swept towards Qi Dianlan - there is no way, there are too many criminal records in this product, and the trust score has fallen to a negative number for her.
Swept by Zhong Erbing's gaze, Qi Dianlan hurriedly reflexively showed an innocent face, and at the same time, he began to rack his brains to escape from this catastrophe when he realized that he had been pitted.
ββTo tell you the truth, I accidentally used it up?
- No, she had always wanted to get rid of herself, and with this opportunity, she was even more eager to sweep herself away.
ββLet's just say that Xiaofu framed him?
- No, she must believe in Xiaofu more.
ββSo there's only a little shampoo left?
ββNo, there is such a bottle of shampoo at home, as long as you are not blind, you will not be deceived......
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It seems that no matter how you justify it, it's a dead end! Just when Qi Dianlan was thinking all kinds of nonsense, but the more he thought about it, the more desperate he became, Zhong Erbing stared at the top of his head in surprise, and his tone was hesitant: "What do I think...... Your hair seems to have become lighter? β
"This ......" Hearing this, Qi Dianlan suddenly shook his head, and couldn't help but feel a little weak. He hurriedly picked up the towel in his hand to cover his head, and while pretending to wipe his hair, he explained hesitantly, "It's not because when I left the factory, Guan San used an inferior hair dye for me!" That's right, you know, Guan San's guy can pick the door, and he can't save anything else, so he can only save desperately on materials......"
Qi Dianlan said, raised his eyes and glanced at Zhong Erbing with some weakness, and saw that there was no suspicious look on her face, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to say seriously: "Guan San...... It's just some hobbies, such as playing dress-up games or something, and every time I waste it, I almost go bankrupt......"
Zhong Erbing actually believed his words (Hu) Zhi (said) chiseled (eight) chisel (Dao), and felt that it was very reasonable!
Hearing the words "dress-up game", she couldn't help but think of the last time she saw Guan San, a middle-aged uncle, huddled in an Internet cafΓ© and playing otome games with great interest......
Suddenly, there was an explanation for all the unreasonableness!
"So that's ......" Zhong Erbing nodded, looking at Xiaofu with a sudden realization, "No wonder there are a bunch of problems every time the goods are sent, I think he might as well change careers to make a female mobile game." β
Small service ...... Nodding earnestly, he pretended not to have been shot.
Qi Dianlan quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
~Jin~Jiang~Yuan~Chuang~Net~
After the hair washing incident, under the strict supervision of Zhong Erbing, Qi Dianlan finally got rid of this bad habit, but his only requirement was not to be watched when washing his hair.
originally thought that he wanted to steal and play tricks again, but seeing that the quality of his hair washing alone later was not bad, Zhong Erbing also turned a blind eye.
After solving this matter, Qi Dianlan resumed his days of writing.
In fact, he is not as enthusiastic about writing as Zhong Erbing imagined, after all, he is a man who will stand at the peak of the city in the future, how can he do such a boring job?
But the dream is beautiful, but the reality is very cruel - when he left the factory, the company didn't seem to give him his gold finger as standard.
"Dear, you still have 20,000 words on this week's list, in order to avoid entering the small black house, you have to speed up the update, please do your best to complete the list! The deadline is 12 noon tomorrow. Please do not reply to this short site, the page is cached, if the number of words is wrong, please contact your editor-in-charge. β
- That's it! There are always people who pestered him in every way for something as boring as the number of words on the list!
Fortunately, his proud memory is still there, thinking of this, Qi Dianlan showed a mysterious confident smile, and then opened the word document, recalling the plots of those upcoming popular articles or the paragraphs that are about to become popular, and write...... Oh no, the typing was like a god, crackling, and in the blink of an eye, two chapters were written. In less than half an hour, 20,000 words were easily completed.
[xx's evil face was full of indifference: "Woman, you are just a stand-in, don't fall in love with me!" βγ
[YY examines his heart: No, how could I fall in love with this xx woman! ] γ
["Come one, I'll kill one, come a pair, I'll kill a pair!" βγ
["Oh, you abrasive little goblin! βγ
"What should I do with you. βγ
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Happily looking at the jokes and sentences from all kinds of red texts, Qi Dianlan nodded with satisfaction, there was a surging feeling in his heart, he had a hunch that his article would definitely be popular!
Fantasizing that he was at the peak of his life, and all kinds of girls rushed to recommend himself to the pillow, Qi Dianlan couldn't help but let out a burst of gloomy laughter.
It's terrible!
"Xiaofu, are you watching a ghost movie?" Zhong Erbing, who had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower, heard this strange voice, only to feel a chill rush into her neck, she shivered, and couldn't help but ask while wiping her hair with a towel.
Xiaofu hurriedly shook his head to show his innocence.
Zhong Erbing shrunk his neck, feeling even more chilled: "Where did the ghost scream come from in the middle of the night?" β
The dumb hair on Xiaofu's head shook, and he pointed at Qi Dianlan without hesitation.
"Why is it him again?" Zhong Erbing looked in the direction he was pointing, and what caught her eye was Qi Dianlan's appearance of staring at the computer with strange eyes and smiling inexplicably from time to time, she couldn't help frowning, "What is he doing?" β
Xiaofu shook his head a little dazedly.
After Qi Dianlan sent the chapter he had fought for, he inadvertently turned around, but saw the scene of Zhong Erbing and Xiaofu whispering.
Naturally, he didn't hear Zhong Erbing and Xiaofu's discussion, and he didn't know that the protagonist of their discussion was himself, and the normal scene fell into his eyes.
Zhong Erbing was asking Xiaofu menacingly, and Xiaofu was crying, looking at Zhong Erbing with moist eyes, this scene was like-
"You...... What do you want to do? β
"Heh, man, are you doing this little trick to get away with me?" She narrowed her eyes dangerously, a hint of coldness flashing in her eyes, and the gloomy gaze seemed to see through him, "Very well, you have managed to attract my attention. β
Xiaofu hugged himself like a little rabbit, trembling: "No, no, I'm not ......"
"What? You abrasive little goblin. Zhong Erbing laughed coldly, "Don't you just want to climb into my bed?" Then I'll do what you wantβ"
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The more Qi Dianlan thought about it, the more excited he became, and he finally hammered his fist and made a final decision: "That's right!" It's just the little president of the domineering wife! β
~Jin~Jiang~Yuan~Chuang~Net~
Excessive YY is obviously bad.
That night, Qi Dianlan had a sweet dream holding his notebook full of "ulterior secrets".
In the dream, he succeeded in his mission, was rewarded by *OSS, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of his life.
And after the end of the days of lying on the salary and tasting the guts, the plot of punching and breaking the small clothes and kicking Zhong Erbing is just a small episode in his brilliant life.
This dream was so beautiful and too long that when he was shouted and swept the floor by Xiaofu the next day, he had two dark circles under his eyes.
It happened to be Saturday, the supermarket held a big clearance event, and after Zhong Erbing warned Qi Dianlan, he took his small clothes to sweep the goods.
Although there was no supervision from Zhong Erbing, Qi Dianlan, who was lazy, couldn't be clearer, so no matter how reluctant he was, he still had to yawn and sweep the ground.
"Sister Erbing, are you at home?" At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the door, and when he heard the delicate voice of this girl who obviously belonged to the girl, his eyes couldn't help but light up-
Hey! Could it be that his admirers came to the door so soon?
Hey, why is he so charismatic? Obviously he hasn't reached the peak of his life yet, and there are already girls who can't wait to take the initiative to find the door, but he is not ready how to receive his harem army!
Qi Dianlan thought as quickly as a rabbit ran to the door and couldn't wait to open the door.
The second he opened the door, he thought to himself: Oh no, what if it's a gangster?
Fortunately, just as he expected, outside the door was a delicate, soft, beautiful and touching young girl.
At this time, she was looking at him suspiciously with her beautiful Jianshui autumn pupils, and her heart softened, and she hurriedly put on a posture that she thought was cool: "Sister, do you have something to do with me?" β
"Excuse me...... Is this your house? Her gaze wandered around the visible range without a trace, and her voice was soft.
Ah, did you ask such a question when you first met? Could it be that his charm is so great that such a beautiful and moving girl gives up her reserve, and she can't wait to inquire about his family situation when they meet for the first time?
Qi Dianlan thought beautifully, but soon regained his senses and noticed the question that was now in front of him.
Uh, I heard that the current girl has a lot of requirements for the house...... Qi Dianlan rolled his eyes, and decisively took advantage of the absence of the real owner of the house, and began to speak loudly: "Of course it's my ......"
"Your house?!" However, the next moment, the face of the girl in front of him changed, and then a petite but powerful fist slammed into his nose.
"Mud ...... Is the mud swollen...... Hands-on silver? Completely unexpected, Qi Dianlan was completely stunned, he covered his nose, and his face was full of disbelief and squeezed out fragmented questions.
What came into my ears was the shocked and angry voice of the girl who turned into a female tyrannosaurus in a second: "You actually occupy other people's houses, you say, what happened to Sister Er Bing?!" β