If you have God's perspective and look down, you will find that the troubles caused by the development of scientific and technological civilization in human society, the means of transportation are congested on the viaduct and it is difficult to walk an inch, similar to some unpleasant physiological disease, which makes people uneasy.

Shu Neem, who was also blocked on the viaduct and couldn't move, knocked her fingers on the steering wheel anxiously, she looked back and forth and looked at the cold brush, the car was lined up, and the ancients were not seen before and after, and it was about to catch up with the 5,000-year history of China. Beating her chest and slapping her feet can't describe Shu Neem's chagrin at the moment, she shouldn't drive or go on the elevated road, but she shouldn't go out on a blind date, wasting time in vain, and even affecting her feelings.

Originally, the blind date was quite unreliable, but what was even more unreliable than someone matching and introducing the object was the blind date arranged by the marriage introduction.

Not long ago, Shu Neem joined the blind date army, the matchmaker is a local marriage agency called Century Liangyuan, at first it was also conscientious, and the consultant Xiao Wang's chest was patted loudly, "Miss Shu rest assured, we are a high-end marriage agency, and the candidate for you must be a tall and high-quality person, and you are guaranteed to be satisfied!" ”

Satisfied? Doesn't that sound right? For the sake of the consultant's working attitude, Shu Neem will not care, anyway, a large amount of membership dues have already been paid, so it can't be wasted. Let's go to the same day, Saturday morning, noon and evening one by one, the consultant Xiao Wang said that the intensity of this blind date is not large, and other customers are blind dates and interviews, and they don't necessarily see how many people they see each other in a day.

That's right, it's not easier to find a good man than to get a good job these days, and if you think about it, it's really a bit similar between the two. As the old saying goes, marrying a man and marrying a man, dressing and eating, the essence of marriage is explained in one word, even if social civilization progresses, stripping away the attachment of love, marriage boils down to just the word food.

Of course, now the equality of men and women is especially clearly reflected in blind dates, everyone can choose in both directions, and talk about each other's conditions fairly, justly and openly, such as housing, car, savings, unit, and family history...... Put on the table like chips, two people who are completely strangers weigh each other, is it good news to marry each other, once it is judged to be negative, immediately withdraw the stall, hurry up and say goodbye to you, is it too efficient?

It's like Zheng Jun's song, naked, that's right, the blind date is so naked.

Shu Neem folded his hands and counted them, in the past month, there were not ten men who looked at each other, but also eight, as for the process, it was called a past that was unbearable.

The first phoenix man, working in a state-owned enterprise, with a bitter face and deep hatred, after hearing that Shu Neem has a house and a car, vaguely said that it hurt a man's self-esteem, in order to take on the responsibility of being a man, the phoenix man said that he could help pay off the mortgage together, and the only requirement was to hope that Shu Neem would add his name to the house book.

Shu Neem's thoughts were interrupted for a few seconds, and he couldn't react a little, looking at the phoenix man's eyes, Shu Neem's silence was undoubtedly a kind of rejection, which made him angry, "What, Miss Shu thinks I covet your house?" I am also a middle-level cadre, and I can still afford a house, fortunately, I have the foresight to test you, otherwise I don't know that Miss Shu is such a calculating person, what I care about is not the house, what I care about is your attitude, I think Miss Shu is not suitable to be my life partner! ”

After the phoenix man finished speaking, he shook his hand and left, his posture was particularly noble and cold, and he made Shu Neem angry, one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, and he couldn't even relieve his anger after pouring three cups of ice water. What kind of person is this, who cares about it!

The second is an affordable man who works as an accountant in a foreign company. She thinks that even if she doesn't talk about her life ideals, she should at least talk about her hobbies, and first understand and find common ground before she can develop the next step.

After inquiring about Neem's salary and provident fund, he used the calculator on his mobile phone to crackle and calculate, not to mention the down payment ratio, and also formulated a repayment plan, "Na, you see, this bank has the lowest interest rate, and you can save a lot of money after ten years of repayment, let's buy a set of 90 square meters first, and then change to a big one when we have a son, and the parents come to take care of their grandchildren and have a place to ......live."

Shu Neem didn't care to think about why it was a son and not a daughter, a grandson and not a granddaughter, and the imagination of affordable men after marriage was thousands of miles away, from economic dominance to the distribution of family expenses, from open source and throttling to the son's choice of school, all aspects were planned.

Not wanting his own cemetery in a hundred years to be planned, Shu Neem interrupted the gushing affordable man, "That...... Isn't it too fast, we just met, and we don't know each other yet, and some topics don't seem to be suitable for talking."

"Not suitable?" The affordable man suddenly darkened his face, "Then what topic is appropriate?" Romantic? Miss Shu, we are on a blind date, not in love, I am rushing to get married, some words have to be said in advance, to see if our concept of life is the same, so as not to have a heavy contradiction after marriage! ”

Yes, when he met a person who did not agree with the three views, Shu Neem didn't feel that life from head to toe was fun at all, so he waved goodbye to the affordable man without hesitation. Before returning to their respective homes, Shu Nee asked, "Why do you mention your son and not your daughter?"

"My mom likes boys, the first child has to have a son!"

It is also necessary to have a son! Do you think you're sending Guanyin to the final say? Shu Nee rolled her eyes at the sky.

The third is Ma Bao, Shu Neem thought that an affordable man would be enough to listen to his mother, who Cheng thought that Ma Bao was the peak, psychologically not weaned at all, and the blind date was still with his mother, and his mother said that he could make Shu Neem greasy and crooked, and there was an urge to retreat.

It's a pity that before he could retreat, he was caught by Ma Bao's mother by the pigtail, "You are a foreigner, this is not good." My son has to find a local girl, Miss Shu, don't blame me for speaking straight, marrying a foreign daughter-in-law is troublesome, not to mention your parents' pension problems in the future, just say that every Spring Festival, my son must be by my side, and the young couples don't have too many disputes over where to go to their parents' house for the New Year. So Miss Shu, although your personal conditions are quite good, I will not agree. ”

Shu Neem, which eye of your eyes saw that I was interested in your precious son, and I felt a little good. I was too angry for a while, and I didn't seize the opportunity to ridicule each other, so I could only take deep breaths again and again to remind myself to stay calm.

Ma Bao Nan turned around and walked away three times in the next step of his mother's drag, and his reluctant appearance really made people cry and laugh, what is this!

The fourth is even more tragic, to be precise, it is a one-sided tragedy of Shu Neem, making a cameo appearance as a little cannon fodder in someone else's love story. The man set the meeting place at Yonghe soy milk. Shu Neem thought to himself that this person is also stingy, it is strange enough to go on a blind date at McDonald's, what else do you not understand about the blind date to Yonghe soy milk, this man is clearly insincere.

In fact, every time he goes to the appointment with the consciousness of the AA system, the man pays the bill and asks him to show his gentlemanly demeanor, and if people don't want to, they will pay for it, so they won't mind it for this little thing. But anyway, for blind dates, the environment is very important, you think, blind date in a fast food restaurant, surrounded by the people who solve the big problem of eating and drinking, shouting and drinking, without that chatty atmosphere, can't communicate, what kind of kiss is there.

Shu Neem calmly sucked the soy milk, raised his wrist and looked at his watch, fifteen minutes had passed since the appointed time. If it is shaken, it may be released into the pigeons. It seems that there is no drama in this kiss. Shu Neem was about to go home, when a voice above her asked, "Are you Miss Shu Shu?" ”

Shu Neem raised his head, his eyes suddenly lit up, the person who came looked and had a good temperament, thinking like this, he pressed down the little unhappiness in his heart, and smiled at the person with his face up. The visitor was stunned for a moment, and after sitting down, he also smiled, he felt a little guilty, he was deliberately late, and he didn't take the blind date seriously. As a result, the girl was not only angry but also very self-contained, with a smile on her face and did not ask him why he was late, he felt the need to apologize, he was considering the opening remarks, the door of the restaurant was slammed open, and a petite girl rushed over menacingly.

The girl stood at the table, tears fell like money, and glared fiercely at the man sitting opposite Shu Mei, "Why do you want to go on a blind date, how can you go on a blind date, I don't want you to see other women, I love you!" ”

The man stood up helplessly, "Aren't you going to break up with me?" ”。 The girl hugged him and cried, "I'm not sincere, people just want to be angry with you, you can't abandon me!" ”

This pair of passionately embraced men and women were like filming idol dramas, and the people around them put down their dishes and chopsticks and changed to onlookers. Shu Neem saw that there was nothing wrong with herself, she picked up her bag and got up calmly, nodded at the blind date man who had come to her senses, and then walked out of the restaurant without caring about herself.

The car was neatly reversed out of the parking space, and the couple, who had been in good shape, stood arm in arm and looked this way. Shu Neem lowered the window and looked over with a smile, the blind date man looked embarrassed, his lips moved, and finally he didn't say anything.

What else is there to say, I was shabu-shabu, thinking about the benefits, being a stepping stone for others, and saving a relationship is also immeasurable. This blind date man is not authentic to her, but he is still very interesting to his girlfriend, and a supporting role like her can ask for a cup of soy milk at most, and the priorities are quite clear.

Shu Neem waved at them, raised the window, stepped on the accelerator, and the fiery red car disappeared like a flame at the end of the road.

The next few phases, Shu Neem didn't want to mention it, she said too much in tears, her patience was exhausted, and in a word: practice brings true knowledge, blind date is really not the most unreliable, only more unreliable.

Seeing that she was retiring, the consultant Xiao Wang took out the enthusiasm of receiving VIP customers and tried his best to retain, "Sister, we can't retreat, you have only met a few people, it's like climbing a mountain to the middle of the mountain, and the scenery on the top of the mountain is beautiful." If you don't climb up, you won't see the good scenery, and you'll be wasted if you climb half of the mountain, right? Sister, you see this, I am on a business trip now, and there are several ace candidates in my hands, they are usually very busy when they do big things, and I want to see the meeting time of other people's schedules. What about the blind date this time, you should be in transition, everyone is happy, and it's not a pity if you don't get along, the good ones are behind, right?"

Shu Melia agreed, not because he was greedy for any blind date, but mainly because he had a positive and enthusiastic work attitude, and he was a professional person, so why bother with each other. Besides, the most important thing to do is to give up halfway, maybe it will be bright as you walk forward.