Chapter 2 Spending money to buy fools

Xiao Wang is on a business trip, and this blind date is handed over to the new consultant Xiao Luo. Shu Neem adjusted her mentality and felt that she should be optimistic, but at the moment when the legendary IT elite sat down, she felt as if the back of her head had been hit by a hammer, and she was immediately blindfolded. The IT elite's face was pale and pale, as if it was also a look of surprise and excessive surprise.

It's really a place where you don't meet in life......

It's just that the last time the man in front of him met was an overseas Chinese from Australia who returned to China to find a daughter-in-law, and this time the vest was changed to an IT elite.

Spend money to buy it, this taste...... Shu Neem smiled self-deprecatingly, and glanced up and down at the man sitting on the opposite side, "Don't think that I don't know you if I wear a pair of glasses, dare to love your marriage agency to take me as a fool!" ”

When the big eyes were staring at the small eyes just now, the pseudo-IT elite said that the identity of the marriage trust was bound to be revealed, so they wisely chose to keep their mouths shut.

Shu Neem took a sip of coffee, and pressed the fire by the way. Not to mention, this wedding trust is really bold, not long ago, wearing the vest of overseas Chinese in Australia, he first boasted about himself, saying that he was a farmer, and he was in and out of a helicopter, and the subtext was nothing more than a rich tyrant. Then he arrogantly accused the matchmaking agency of providing the wrong service, and failed to live up to his trust as a VVIP customer. What he is looking for is a little girl in her early twenties, not an old girl who is out of season.

The words were still in his ears, Shu Neem's hand squeezing the coffee cup tightened, and the pseudo-IT elite obviously recalled the last blind date farce, and hid backwards in anxiety.

"What, afraid I'll spill your coffee? Don't worry, that's a part of the TV series, unless I want to be watched lively", Shu Neem put down the coffee cup, quietly opened the voice memo on the mobile phone, and quietly said, "The marriage trust also has its own acting skills, your marriage agency is quite hard, but even if your acting skills are superb, can you still deceive me a second time with the same face?" ”

The pseudo-IT elite secretly complained, he was a foreign aid, and temporarily dealt with the errand, who knew that the new consultant was so unreasonable, and arranged for him to meet the same person for a second time.

"Mingren doesn't say code words, let's talk about it, what lines did you prepare this time to knock me out? If you refuse to confess, I don't mind going to the police station with you for a cup of tea."

Resist strictly, confess leniently - the pseudo-IT elite observes words and looks, and quickly understands the spirit, "That...... Miss Shu, I'm really not specifically targeting you, no matter who is sitting across from you today, it's a set of words......" The pseudo-IT elite wanted to speak and stopped.

"Let's talk about it"

It's useless to carry it to death, let's move. The pseudo-IT elite stubbornly said: "I-I'm looking for someone like Mr. Cang, you, your appearance doesn't meet my aesthetic ......"

"Okay, needless to say, I still know a little bit about the aesthetic orientation of obscene otakus, and I can't tell you anything else, pay the bill and leave."

The pseudo-IT elite was pardoned, settled the bills, and fled in a hurry.

There are still places to reason, Shu Neem raced all the way, risking being caught by the traffic police and rushed to the Century Liangyuan Marriage Agency.

Shu Neem kicked the hall here, the momentum was like a rainbow, and the staff of the marriage agency couldn't stop it, and she broke into the office of the person in charge.

The person in charge held the majesty of a middle-aged man, a beer belly, and a wide head with a circle of the Mediterranean, frowned and grabbed the phone, intending to call the security guard.

Shu Neem opened the voice memo of the mobile phone one step ahead of him, and the voice of the pseudo-IT elite trembling after being recognized sounded: "Miss Shu, I really don't specifically target you, no matter who is sitting opposite today, it's a set of words......"

The person in charge's attitude changed 180 degrees, and he entertained Shu Ying diligently, "Miss Shu, right?" Come on, come on, please sit down - Xiao Luo, make a cup of tea for the guests."

Xiao Luo made tea and poked it to the side, how to think about how to be wronged, he was a newcomer, he couldn't live in his turn, he couldn't escape from running errands, he finally touched the side of the business, and he put on such a thing, obviously they said that they just found someone to deal with it, where did she know that this person was repeatedly recycled, and she happened to have two kisses with this Miss Shu.

Shu Neem drank tea slowly and methodically, and when the person in charge's smiling face was almost unbearable, he slowly spoke, "I never thought that such a famous marriage agency as Century Liangyuan would also ask for a marriage trust, and the marriage fee I gave was not fake, you arranged a fake blind date for me, this is a deception to consumers, I think the Industrial and Commercial Bureau will give me an explanation."

"Don't don't-Miss Shu, if you have something to say," the person in charge sweated urgently, "It's that my majesty is not strict, and there is a mistake that shouldn't be made, for the marriage trust, our marriage agency has always been strictly prohibited, but at present, there are also individual employees who are dizzy and violate professional ethics." Miss Shu, don't worry, I will punish whoever does this, Miss Shu's future blind date plan will be handed over to me to be fully responsible, what do you think? ”

Not so good! The black cauldron let the subordinates carry it and gently uncover it themselves, this Mediterranean is self-sustaining and shrewd to treat others as idiots, right?

There is a sign of the spiritual civilization construction unit on the wall, Shu Melia looks particularly sarcastic, she looks at it and does not tighten, the Mediterranean Sea is frightened, and is about to make persistent efforts to flicker a few words, Shu Melia did not give him a chance to speak, and preemptively said: "I know a few friends who are engaged in the media, and the good fate of the century does not want to smash the signboard and ruin the good reputation of the industry, I think you will deal with it properly."

The Mediterranean Sea jumped up and shouted at Xiao Luo next to him: "What are you still doing, hurry up, go to the finance department to pay Miss Shu for the matchmaking fee, not a penny less, hurry up!" ”

Mediterranean nodded and sent Shu Neem outside the door, and at the end he did not forget to promise to self-examine and self-correct, and welcome her to guide the work at any time.

was treated as a leader of the inspection to send him off, and he also got back the money spent in vain, and Shu Neem's mood finally smoothed out a little. But before she could cut back from the rampage mode, she ran into a traffic jam again, and according to this immovable blocking method, the jam might last forever.

A good weekend should be spent comfortably in bed, nibbling on sake lees chicken feet. Who made her brain pump early in the morning to get up and go on a blind date, the whole blind toss, although the money is coming back, but what about the lost time, to paraphrase a classic line of local tyrants: You can lose my money, can you lose my time?

She is 29 years old, there is no undefeated youth, and if possible, she wants to age gracefully, and she does not want to marry for the sake of getting married, let alone for any reason other than the feeling of inner pursuit. In the final analysis, Shu Neem is not a marriage maniac, she does not hate to marry.

There are so many men and women left in the international metropolis, in it, Shu Neem has no pressure, and enjoys the single life in a leisurely manner, she is not in a hurry, it is others who are in a hurry.

Shu Neem's mother is a believer in marriage, firmly believes that family is the ultimate destination of a woman, since Shu Neem graduated, she stretched her neck to look forward to her son-in-law, this is all looking forward to it, there is no son-in-law shadow, can she not be in a hurry, the second girl of the next door, Shu Neem's youngest son is in the first grade, she is not a single person.

Shu Neem's study and work are in other cities, and she can't stretch her hands no matter how long she is, but if she continues to let it go, Shu Neem may be an old aunt for the rest of her life. In order not to promote the fallacy of her daughter's singleness, Shu Mei's mother first cut and then played for her to register on a blind date website, it is said that the marriage agency is headquartered in the city where Shu Neem works, has a business license, and is expected to be a formal institution. As soon as the membership fee for senior members is paid, it is ironclad. It was too late for Shu Melia to object.

As soon as she thought of her mother, her phone rang.

"Eh, how's it going, this time?"

"Mom, I'm really convinced of you, more competent than a matchmaking consultant, and I pay a return visit every time - how about it, what else can I do, Huang Bei!"

"Why is it yellow again, tell me to say, don't be too picky"

"It's okay for people to pick on me!"

"Pick you? You are not as good as a person, I will give birth to you is missing arms or legs, he picks you! ”

"People don't want to see me, and I rush to ask me what is not to your liking, am I not sick!

"That kind of man deserves to be beaten as a single, don't be discouraged, let's move on, there will always be a suitable one"

Afraid that her daughter's temper would come up and she would not do it, she persuaded her with good words, and she put down the phone under Shu Neem's promise that she would never be perfunctory in treating blind dates.

The matter of firing the marriage agency was temporarily hidden from her mother, which made her think that she had been in a state of blind date and could save a lot of trouble. Shu Neem looked at the traffic that began to move outside the windshield window and made up his mind to carry out the countermeasures against yin and yang to the end.

It didn't take long for the phone to ring again, and Shu Neem glanced at it and immediately answered it.

"What are you doing, dear?"

"Stuck on an elevated highway and lonely as snow"

"Really? Quack quack—"

Hu Lin's laughter full of foot-picking style hit Shu Neem's ears, "Come down the elevated road to meet us, wait for you at the cash cabinet, see you or leave"

Even Hu Lin, a housewife, was dispatched, and it would be too bad for her not to join in.

The downward section was not so blocked, and I got off the elevated highway like squeezing toothpaste, drove to the main road, and drove all the way to the commercial center where the cash box was located. Hu Lin sent the private room number to her mobile phone, and Shu Nee parked the car and took the elevator to the negative floor, and got out of the elevator and went straight to Hu Lin and them.

Pushing the door in, Hu Lin stood in front of Limai scratching her head and posing, Wang Ruyan and Meng Yuan sat on the sofa and laughed crookedly.

Miss Dong's night time in the Drum Tower is in a hurry

Strangers, please give me a Lanzhou

……

Miss Dong, you are not a female classmate without a story

I fell in love with a wild horse, but I don't have a prairie at home

This makes me feel hopeless, Miss Dong

……

"What kind of song is this, yin and yang weird", Shu Neem shouted for Hu Lin to cut the song.

"Miss Dong, haven't heard of it?" , Hu Lin said with a smile.

"It's not your road number - this song is hypocritical, I have goosebumps", said, Shu Nee rubbed his arms, his eyes turned, and he locked on the other two who were also thundered: "Don't laugh at you two, isn't there a buffet, get me some, my stomach is almost hungry and perforated"

Meng Yuan didn't say a word and went out to get food for her. Wang Ruyan came over and gossiped, "Hey, how are you doing a big thing, you don't even invite you to dinner?" ”

Wang Ruyan is a local girl, in her early 30s, a veritable leftover fighter, and Shu Neem is different in that she hates to marry, she has been in love several times and ended up in love, and she disdains it when introduced by acquaintances.

"Don't mention it, it's either coffee or soy milk, a stomach full of soup and water, and at the end of it, I also ran into a wedding trust" After speaking, Shu Neem's stomach cooed a few times.

"Look at your blind date and hunger and cold, isn't this spending money to buy sin, you know the buffet, wolf's mouth, make do with it"

Taking the plate from Meng Yuan's hand, Shu Neem did not forget to praise his friend when he was immersed in hard work, "Sharp!" Not only sinned, but deceived."

Ruyan sighed, "Alas, it seems that spending money on blind dates is still unreliable"

Shu Neem nodded, "At least acquaintances don't cheat you for money, and the marriage trust may not be."

Looking at the three girls who were waiting to get rid of the single, as a person who came over, Hu Lin felt that it was necessary to show up and give advice, "The vision of choosing a husband can't be too high, just take myself as an example, I just graduated when I first met you Brother Chen, he is 7 years older than me, his work is so-so, and he makes a cashier in a state-owned enterprise, and at that time, state-owned enterprises are not popular, so it can be said that his conditions are very average." ”

"I was hesitant to talk to him about friends, but something happened that made me make up my mind - once I went to him, he worked overtime, I waited in his dormitory, waited and fell asleep, woke up and found that it was bad, the sheets were stained with blood, I came to menstruation, it happened that your brother Chen returned to the dormitory after working overtime, I was embarrassed to die, guess what, your brother Chen asked me not to move, he turned around and went out, and when he came back, he bought underwear, sanitary napkins and red dates."

"I cleaned myself up, his brown sugar and red date soup was cooked, he let me drink the soup with peace of mind to relieve abdominal pain, I am a big man, count nine cold days, wash dirty sheets and underwear with a basin of water......"

The three people who could listen to it sighed in unison: "Sister, you are showing affection!" ”

"What a show of affection, I'm reasoning with you, marriage is a lifelong event, and of course the other half must be carefully chosen. A man, as long as he is healthy, good character and self-motivated, then it doesn't matter if he has money or not, this kind of man will not let you suffer with him, the most important thing is that he loves you, is really good to you, and considerate of you. So I married you Brother Chen, just because I fancy him for being honest and kind, and I will feel sorry for people."

Hu Lin is right, the former small cashier has become the financial director of a multinational company, and as her husband rises step by step, the family lives in an upscale community, and her son receives an elite education from an early age, so she does not have to work hard for life.

Ruyan was half envious and half sad, "That's because you were lucky, you met Brother Chen, people have the ability to don't do flowers"

Hu Lin patted Ruyan's back, "I'm not worried about Meng Yuan and Shu Neem, one of them is sober and won't delay themselves, and the other can see openly, and they can live a good life with or without marriage." It's you, who are demanding, where is there a perfect relationship and perfect man, it's you Brother Chen, there are a lot of problems, you have to know, good men are cultivated by women - eh, I thought about it, they have a lot of men in the unit, but they have all been solved internally, I will pay attention to it for you, and if there are good goods in the fish that have slipped through the net, I will introduce them to you."