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Tang and Liu Xian'er walked out slowly.

As soon as the two appeared on the stage, they received a lot of applause.

"So handsome!"

"It's so beautiful!"

Even Mr. He sighed: "As soon as the two of you came out, I felt that the level of appearance on our stage now rose with a bang." ”

Li Wei continued: "I'm sorry, I'm holding us back from the stage." ”

"It's okay, it's okay. And me. Teacher He pretended to be comforted.

"Hahaha." There was another burst of laughter.

Mr. He also did this because he knew that this period was relatively long, so he could make some jokes.

"Haha, thank you Teacher He for your praise." Tang Ren thanked the host stage.

"Actually, I'm very happy to be the guest of honor today, why? There are two reasons for this. Tang Ren raised two fingers: "First, everyone knows that my girlfriend was also nominated for this outstanding newcomer host, and she is a big hit, so this is one of the reasons why I came here as an award guest." ”

As soon as the Tang people said this, everyone understood very well.

"I see, no wonder the Tang people came to the TV awards."

"Well, it shouldn't be said, it must be our Xiang'er who won the award, and the few nominated can't be compared with Xiang'er at all!"

"Next time, whoever says it, the two of them don't get along, I'll beat him to death."

"Yes."

On stage, Tang Ren continued: "The second point is because of my partner. ”

Tang Ren looked at Liu Xian'er and said with a smile: "Before I came, someone told me that my partner with you this time is a big beauty." At the time, I didn't think it was much, beauty

Well, so is my girlfriend. ”

The crowd laughed.

"But when I saw my partner next to me, I was stunned, and this poem flashed in my heart: Northern beauty, peerless and independent. One look at the city, and then look at the country. Later, I learned the name of my partner, Liu Xian'er. At this time, a sentence came to my heart: This woman should only exist in heaven, and it is rare to hear about it in the world. ”

"People are as their name suggests, and fairies descend to earth."

"Good!"

I don't know who shouted at the scene, remembering the applause.

People have a full understanding of the talent of the Tang people, and it is very beautiful to look at the city and the country.

Tang Ren finished speaking, but found that Liu Xian'er didn't mean to answer at all, and was still standing there coolly.

"As we all know, I am a very restless person, from Internet celebrity to lyricist and composer, from lyricist and composer to an actor, from actor to entertainment company owner, from boss to screenwriter, director, and now a producer, but there is one identity I have not experienced so far, and that is the host."

The Tang people are out of line, Liu Xian'er has no intention of answering him at all, and he can't let the stage fall into embarrassment, so he has to rely on himself.

"It's rare to have a chance today, so I'll make a cameo appearance as the host, and Xian'er will be my guest, okay?" Tang Ren asked Liu Xian'er.

"Hmm." It's still a cool "Hmm." ”

In the audience, Gao Shengnan held his forehead, full of helplessness: "Can't this kid say more." ”

Liu Xiang smiled: "Male sister, Xian'er may just be nervous." ”

Gao Shengnan smiled bitterly: "This kid is cold like this, it is estimated that even if he is nervous, he will be frozen." ”

Liu Xiang smiled and didn't speak, indeed, Liu Xian'er was so cold, I really couldn't see whether she was nervous or not.

On the stage, Tang Ren asked, "Xian'er, how old are you today?" ”

"Seventeen." Liu Xian'er said coldly.

"Seventeen years old, have you graduated?" Tang Ren continued to ask.

"Nope."

"I heard that you've been working on a TV series recently, and it's called "Graduation Season", right?" The Tang people did not forget to help Liu Xian'er publicize.

"Hmm."

"Needless to say, Xian'er must be playing the legendary school girl of someone else's family on TV." The Don joked. "Chang Mei, study well, understand politeness, parents' little padded jacket, teacher's hand warmer, all the boys in the school are poured for you."

"Hahaha." The audience smiled.

And Liu Xian'er just said lightly, "Hmm." ”

Tang Ren was a little embarrassed: "By the way, have you ever laughed at Xian'er?" ”

Liu Xian'er was stunned, glanced at Tang Ren lightly, and ignored him.

"Well, it looks like it's gone." Tang Ren even acquiesced to her, and said: "As a host, it is very important to throw out a joke at the right time, so let's tell you a joke, if you think it's funny, how about you laugh?" ”

Liu Xian'er still ignored him.

Tang Ren continued: "That's the case, Ah Gua is a fat man, and one day, Ah Gua suddenly wants to lose weight. So I came to a weight loss center that looked very powerful. ”

"Came to the front desk of this very powerful weight loss center, and the front desk was a beautiful woman."

Agua said to her, "Alas, Miss, hello, I'm here for a consultation, I want to lose weight." ”

"The front desk lady is very polite and bows slightly: Hello, sir, we have many weight loss packages here, I don't know which one you want?"

"When Agua heard it, it was really amazing, there is a package for weight loss, it is fresh, so I asked: What is the algorithm of your weight loss package."

"The front desk lady said: We have five hundred, one thousand, one thousand and five packages here."

"When I heard it, it was quite expensive."

The front desk lady asked again: Sir, which kind of weight do you want?"

Ah Gua thought for a while and said, "Then let's have a five hundred first." After all, it's the first time to come, and I've inspected the goods a priori. ”

"When the front desk lady heard Ah Gua say, "Okay, sir, please come here and pay the money."

"Hey, okay, five hundred." Tang Ren deliberately made a gesture of taking money out of his pocket and handing it over.

"The front desk took the money and said: Hey, okay, sir, this is the key for you, you enter through the first door on the left, pay attention, the inside is very spacious, our weight loss center is very large."

"Oh, this way, thank you, thank you. Agua thanked him, took the key, and came to Gate No. 1. ”

At this point, the Tang man made a gesture to open the door with the key in his hand: "It's time to the first door, insert the key in it, and open the first door." ”

"As soon as I entered the door, Agua saw that it was indeed very spacious, and there was a woman sitting there, sitting in one kind of high chair, wearing a three-point bikini, and her legs were crossed over there."

The young lady smiled at him as she entered. Pointing at him. Speaking of which, the Tang people used a special girly and rhythmic voice, coupled with the movements of the little brother: "You chase me, if you chase me, I will let you hehehe!" ”

"Hahahaha."

The audience burst into laughter, it's so dirty!

The viewers on the Internet almost squirted out a mouthful of water.

"Nima! That's what it's like to drive? ”

"It's so dirty!"

"Hahahaha, hey, hey, good image!"

"! It's dirty! ”

On the stage, Mr. He admired the Tang people a little, this paragraph is really true.

Liu Xian'er was still calm.

Tang Ren glanced at her, and continued to smile cheaply: "Ah Gua look, oops, it turns out that this weight loss center is like this, the design is quite artistic, the beauty asked me to chase, and then I chased the heat, and I chased it, and hey!" Hey! Hey! All right! 500 yuan is not expensive! ”

"Good! Look at me getting you! The Tang man made a running gesture and said, "Ah! Don't run! Ah, you're coming to get me! I'm coming! You can't catch me. ”

"Hahaha." The audience laughed miserably.

A lot of people were covering their mouths and laughing.

Tang Ren continued: "After some chase, Agua finally caught up, and it went smoothly, hey! Hey! Hey! ”

"Hahaha." Another very meaningful laugh.

Li Wei covered her eyes and lowered her head, unable to look directly at the Tang people at all.

"Whew! Then I came home sweating profusely. Wiping the sweat from his forehead: "One weighs the scale." Oops. Really two kilograms less, alas. Alas, the effect is obvious. ”

"Then I went to report it a few days later, thinking about losing weight, after all, weight loss is long-lasting."

"Hey, miss, I'm here."

The front desk lady looked at Ah Gua and said politely: Sir, it's you again, who are you this time?"

Agua smiled and said: I have tried this five hundred, and the effect is good, this time I want a thousand."

"Okay, please pay the money."

"Paid the money, Miss Receptionist, handed the key to Agua, sir, this is the key. Please go to the second gate on the left, and pay attention, the inside is also very spacious. ”

"I know. I know, I have experience. ”

"Okay, go to the second door, open the door, wow, it's a beautiful woman sitting on the high chair again, this time it's not even a three-point pose, it's just an honest meeting. It's very open. ”

"Poof!" There was another burst of laughter at the scene, and Tang Ren couldn't hold back and laughed.

"It's still the same as before, you chase me, you chase me, I'll let you, hey! Hey! Hey! ”

"Ahh I already know the rules, see how I catch you"

"This one is going to run a little faster, but I still caught it, and it went smoothly, hey! Hey! Hey! Finish. ”

"When I go home, I see, hey, I've lost five kilograms, it's amazing, this effect is very good." Tang Ren pretended to be surprised.

"The results are getting better and better, and the third time I went to report again."

"Sir, you're here again, this time you're going for five. Before the front desk lady could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Ah Gua. ”

"I don't need to explain, I don't need to introduce, I understand, I'm an expert, this time I want a thousand and five, and I will pay the money skillfully. Mademoiselle, take the key to Agua, sir, this is the key, please go to the third door on the left. ”

Agua excitedly took the key, went to the third door, opened the door and closed the door and locked it directly, very excited, the first bikini, the second frank, the third time. As soon as I turned around, I saw wow! He sat down on the ground with a pop. ”

"Oh my God! How can there be an orangutan sitting on it. ”

"A male orangutan, the male gorilla saw that the guest had come in, and said: I chase you, if I chase you, I will hey you! Hey! Hey! ”

"Poof!" (To be continued.) )